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Bond had his class meet him in the Danger Shop today, where a vast maze of a warehouse waited for them.

"I must apologise for my absence last week," Bond said after greeting them. "It was unavoidable." Which was all he was going to say on the matter.

"Now for your final, you'll be engaging in a test of fitness, reflexes, and thinking on your feet. May the best student win."

Paintball. Your final was paintball.

wrongkindofsith

Bond was not at the front of the classroom this week, instead, an irritated looking Cara was.

"Your teacher's sleeping off a gremlin bite," she said without preamble. "So I'm covering, even though this is the first I've heard of a 'you knocked them out, you take over their class rule'." Did you really need to share that, Cara, did you?

"According to his lesson plan you're supposed to be preparing for your final next week, so ask questions about that and I'll answer it." By making something up, what did she know about Bond's final plans?

doubleohblonde

Bond's class were in the computer lab today.

"Let's not mention last week's class again," Bond suggested after greeting them. "Instead, we're going to do something a bit different this week, here I have a list of both current and former Olympic sports. What I would like you to do is pick a sport which is not currently contested at the Olympic games and put together an argument for why it should be included in the next Games, or re-included as the case may be."

doubleohblonde

Bond had the projector set up again today.

"As it's an Olympic year, it seems only fitting that we examine the kind of films that are viewed as embodying the Olympic spirit." he said after greeting the class.

Pity, then, that there had been a terrible mix-up with the tapes.

doubleohblonde

Bond had his class meet him at the edge of the preserve today, where he handed each of them a compass and a map marked with instructions.

"Today you'll be looking at a kind of orienteering," he told them after the usual greetings. "There are several caches located in the preserve, and you'll be using the marked maps to find those caches. You all have different maps and the caches are tagged with your names, but you can choose to work together or alone. Good hunting."

doubleohblonde

Bond had the projector set up again today.

"Good afternoon. Another film class today I'm afraid. Following on from some of last week's themes."

Just with hockey sticks as opposed to bungee cords.

doubleohblonde

Bond's class were in the Danger Shop again, but rather than last week's snow, there was a rather odd collection of harnesses and bungie cords hanging from the roof of a simulated gym.

"Good afternoon," Bond greeted them. "Now, in honour of the fact that it's International Women's Day today, we'll be taking part in a sport that's traditionally women only on a professional level, albeit modified to take into account the class's circumstances."

Yes, it seemed that Bond had put considerable thought into how to do a class on synchcronised swimming when one of the people involved could not go in the water.

doubleohblonde

Bond had his students meet him in the Danger Shop today, where a wide, snowy tundra greeted them.

"Good afternoon, and I hope you all enjoyed your holidays," Bond greeted them. "Now today we're going to be doing a spot of cross-country skiing, which differs from what most immediately comes to mind when most people think of skiing, but is actually the older form. It's concerned far less with going up slowly then down quickly, and more with getting from point A to point B."

Bond took some time to explain the mechanics before clapping his hands together. "Now gear up and have a go. There a course marked out for you to navigate."

doubleohblonde

Bond looked quite unflustered this afternoon, largely because he had a brilliant poker-face.

"Good afternoon. Given the kind of week this is shaping up to be, I could feign ignorance and have you channel that excess energy into physical exercise." Like certain of his fellow teachers had. "But really we'll all be better off in the long run if I just remind you that there are numerous places on the island you can acquire free or affordable protection and to remember what we talked about last fortnight before giving you the afternoon off."

The other option had been ice swimming, so you could all think Ada's water allergy for the free period.

doubleohblonde

Bond's class were still in the the normal classroom this week, though he'd put the tables together in the middle of the room, and there where what looked suspiciously like card decks and poker chips laid out.

"Good afternoon," he greeted them. "While the focus of this class is on developing your physical fitness, the brain is often a sadly neglected organ when it comes to exercise and a healthy mind does wonders when it comes to looking after the rest of you. So today we'll be giving your memory, cognitive reasoning, and risk assessment skills, and others, a work out."

Which all sounded much more proper than 'the weather's miserable, let's play poker instead'.

doubleohblonde

"Good morning," Bond greeted his students, who were once again in a normal classroom. "Now today we'll be addressing part of the 'and Health' portion of the class, as it seems that in the absence of a dedicated subject sex ed is one of the things that falls under that purview."

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doubleohblonde

Bond had his students meet him in an ordinary classroom today, where the movie projector was set up.

"Good afternoon," he said. "In light of the inclement weather, I decided it might be better to stay in and try something a bit more lowkey this week, so we'll be watching a film about a winter sport instead of doing one." Of course, he somehow neglected to mention that the sport in question was figure skating.

doubleohblonde

Bond had his students meet him out by the abandoned warehouse district, where he waited for them by a fire escape.

"Good afternoon," he greeted them. "Today we're going to be doing some running, but we're going to be running up there." He pointed up towards the rooftops.

"Now there's several disciplines formed around this particular kind of running which would take too much of the class to get into, but the main one I want you to take away from this class is of mindfulness towards your surroundings, which is why we're having it out here instead of in teh Danger Shop as you might get complacent with the safeties. That said, you should be safe enough, provided you keep your own limitations in mind. So up we go."

"Do keep an eye out for the rain, it might be less slippery than water, but that doesn't mean you shouldn't take it into account."

doubleohblonde

Because I R SMRT and didn't check where I was posting class is over here.

doubleohblonde

Bond had his students meet him in the gym, where he was idly bouncing a ball.

"Good afternoon," he greeted them, switching hands between bounces without actually looking at the ball. "And welcome to Fitness and Health, which will focus on exactly that. I assume you're taking because it seemed interesting, the other physical education class sounded dodgy, or through some kind of paperwork error."

"Now, given it's the first week, you can all guess what comes next, introductions. Though we're going to be combining them with a little exercise in co-ordination and multitasking." He pointed to where two connected squares had been marked out on the floor. He himself was already standing in the middle of one. "We'll each stand in one of those square and bounce the ball to the other while introducing yourselves, name, class, something you mght like covered, and any exercises you might have issues with. I realise this doesn't sound particularly challenging, however you must hit the ball so it bounces once in your own square first before landing in the other, and you must also let it bounce once before returning it. It's harder than it sounds even when you aren't holding a conversation."

He tossed the ball to a random student. "You can go first."

doubleohblonde

The class had ~~handwavily~~ been told to meet at the park, where Bond stood, looking far too pleased with himself.

( Good Morning, class... )

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doubleohblonde

Despite the fact he was wearing eye-bleedingly colourful shorts, Bond was managing to make them look stylish, even attractive. He did not look very happy about it though.

Bond waited until the class had assembled to begin speaking. "Good morning, class. Before we begin today, I would like you all to put on the provided safety equipment," he said, indicating a pile of climbing harnesses, which, as they would have discovered while they donned them, were all connected to each other by several-metres-long lengths of cabling.

After the class had finished getting into their safety gear, Bond took hold of the nearest free length of cable and led them all down to the school grounds, where they would have been able to see a croquet field set up.

So, they were tied to each other to play croquet. In public. The class would have been forgiven for thinking there was something slightly off about this.

Bond quickly gave a lecture about the history and rules of the game, finishing with "Oh, and do remember to keep your harnesses on at all times, so you won't get lost. I really would prefer to end the class with the same number of students I started with."

It was entirely possible that Bond was channelling some issues about about the shorts here.

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doubleohblonde

The class had been handwavily informed to meet in the Danger Shop, however when they got there, they would have found it set up to a simulation of a clearing in a densely overgrown rainforest (although with less humidity), with no sign of Bond other than the two sets of paintballing gear set up at either end of the clearing, and ( the note ... )

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doubleohblonde

The class had ~~handwavily~~ been told to meet at the beach, where a rather nice head of surf was crashing against the sand. Bond was waiting on the shore with a pile of wetsuits and a number of boards.

After everyone had finished changing into their suits, Bond began. "In light of our current location, instead of my originally planned class for today, you will all be learning to surf instead."

This lead to a short lecture on the history of surfing, and the science behind it, as well as a demonstration of proper surfing technique, before Bond led his students into the water.

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doubleohblonde

As the class assembled at the Danger Shop, they were greeted by an entirely too-chipper Bond, and some very pretty scenery that would in no way have looked familiar to any members of the class ~~if they were around~~.

"So," he began, once everyone had arrived. "I thought we'd have a relatively simple class today, and do a spot of cross-country running. Not a race though, it doesn't matter what order you finish the course in, so long as you finish." There, that wasn't in the least bit ominous.

"So, if you'll just slip the back-packs on, and follow me, that would be great."

...wait, back-packs?

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doubleohblonde

The class had been ~~handwavily~~ informed to meet at the pool this class, where they would have found Bond doing laps as he waited for the class to arrive.

"Good morning class," he started, emerging from the water to address them. "I trust you all remembered to bring your bathers like my email said? Good, now as you've probably all guessed, today's class will involve swimming, so first things first, I would like everyone who feels confident in their swimming abilities to go to my left and those who don't to go to my right."

After the groups had sorted themselves, Bond started by addressing the group on his right. "You, I would like to go get changed, and then to come back here to observe your classmates while they finish the first exercise," he said before turning to face the others. "You, I would like to make your way to the deep end of the pool, get in, and swim to the shallow end." He paused to make sure the part where they would be fully clothed while doing this had sunk in. "Then you can go get changed into your bathers. Those of you with powers are not to use them, and I will be watching in case any of you get into trouble.

"After you've finished that, we can get properly started."

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doubleohblonde

Looking far too pleased with himself, Bond was doing some stretches in the gym as he waited for his class to arrive. Once the students had assembled he began. "Good morning, class, for those of who haven't had a class with me before, my name is James Bond, you may call me Professor Bond, or Sir."

He clapped his hands together. "Now, the class is called Summer Fitness," he said. "Which I think is fairly self explanatory, so after a quick round of introductions where you tell me a bit about yourself and why you're taking the class, we'll get down to some exercises that will enable me to set a baseline for your performance and improvement."

"Let's get started then," he said, pointing at the nearest student.

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