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Some time last week, messages had handwavily gone out to the class telling them to send in their completed manuscripts by Sunday and those who didn't would fail the class horribly and also get syphilis.

Walking into the classroom on Monday, the reason for such a dire message became obvious. On Navaan's desk were small stacks of books - one stack for each student who had sent something in. Turned out that Gorham Print had done a bunch of fast printing and each student now had five copies of their own manuscript, printed and bound for them.

"Yay! You finished your book!" Navaan said, cheering and throwing confetti in the air. "And whether you did it slowly and regularly over the semester or in one long and panicked writing session to make the arbitrary deadline doesn't matter! In fact, the second way is how most writers do it. TA DAAAAAA!!"

And then she was calling people up to her desk to hand them their stacks of books. "One if for you to keep, the other four are for...I dunno. Whatever you wanna do with 'em. Give 'em to people or shop around for an editor or...whatever. They're your problem now."

Congrats, class! You were all real writers now!

...Sorta.
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Navaan didn't have any children this year (or any year), because there was only so much crack the island can take and this would exceed that amount by no small margin. But what she did have over the weekend was a child-sized hookah and enough drugs to fit into it.

So, uh, there was no teacher today and that meant no class. And, honestly, it was Navaan. That she'd only completely spaced one class was pretty impressive for her!

We grade on a curve in this here classroom.
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"So, we talked a lot about being a good writer, but you know what else can be really fun and lucrative?" Being a doctor, obviously! "Being a storyteller!"

Though the doctor thing was a good guess, let's be clear.

"Being a storyteller is like being a good writer, you still have to pick the right words and make your dialogue sound realistic and give your characters depth and stuff. If you just memorize a bunch of text, no one's gonna listen to you. But rather than having a ton of time to revise and edit, like a writer gets, you're up there performing in front of an audience. Of course, as a storyteller, you're not limited to making up your own stuff. You can retell fairy tales and old myths and all sorts of things. As a writer, you have to be a lot sneakier about retelling those things, or everyone calls you a plagiarist."

"But even if you're retelling other people's stories as a storyteller, the practice can still help you with your own writing. Telling stories to an audience means you have to get good at getting to the meat of a tale; people aren't gonna listen while you digress for ten paragraphs about stupid shit. And word choice matters; your words have to flow and keep everyone engaged and interested in what you're saying."

Navaan climbed onto her desk, sitting crosslegged on it to better talk to the class. "Some tips for being a good storyteller. Speak slowly and clearly, so everyone can understand you, but sometimes you can vary the speed up, like when the action gets going. You don't have to use funny voices or anything, but you do have to incorporate mannerisms to help people keep track of different characters. If you're telling a story, you're not limited to just your voice. Use your whole body! Really get into it!"
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So, not only had Navaan remembered that there was class today, she'd gone out of her way to schedule a trip for it. Was it was her way of letting the class know she was fond of them, but in a way that didn't involve something like flang? Or was it just her ridiculous luck keeping her safe from angry (and bitchy) sorceresses? Honestly, who could say. The important this was: class trip!

Their portal dropped them off outside of Gorham Print. There, they were met by a dubious-looking tour guide. Gorham Print didn't often give tours of its printing facility and they had never given one to a small class of students being led by a woman in a plague doctor mask and cloak.

Sorry for your sensibilities, Tour Guide. But Navaan was still explosively allergic to the sunlight.

"Today we're going to show you how a large run of books are printed and produced for shipment to bookstores," Navaan said cheerfully. "And when that's over, I have a small surprise for you!"

Be honest, how many of you were a little afraid right now?
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There was no Navaan in the classroom today.

Sure that was irresponsible of her, but a) did you expect anything better; and b) wouldn't it be more irresponsible of her to be here this week of all weeks?

Yeah, that's about right.

So no class, folks. Go home and take a cold shower or something. Better for everybody this way. Oh and, uh. Read. Or write. Whatever.
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Navaan blinked owlishly at her students as they filed into the classroom again. She'd been out drinking with the raccoons this time, and the few hours of sleep she'd caught before class started hadn't really been enough to make her feel awake.

Mornings were stupid anyway. Nobody liked them. What purpose did they serve, besides to give people more time to sleep?

On the other hand, it had made today's subject fairly easy to plan. So that was something, right? "All right, all right, we've been talking a lot about, you know, writing. And that's important for writing a book. But just because you know how to write doesn't mean that you're always up for it. Usually, if that happens, you can just roll over and go back to sleep, but sometimes that's not always a possibility. Maybe you've got a deadline coming up or maybe you made a bet that you could totally write a chapter after a bar crawl or maybe you're super-hungover but you have to write another story to put the Great Fell Beast of Thowikstal back into his not-really-eternal slumber. Point is, there are lots of times you're going to have to write when you really don't wanna. Fortunately, there are a lot of things you can drink to give you that extra oomph during your scene."

She thought about writing on the chalkboard, but decided that would be waaaaay too much effort. The class would just have to follow along if they wanted the benefit of her pearly gems of wisdom. Keep up, folks. "First is life-giving, life-saving, blessed coffee. You drink enough of that, and you can pretty much power through anything. It keeps you going long after you otherwise would have stopped and if you drink enough of it, your mind can make the most awesome connections! Downsides include getting so jittery that you have trouble writing and the later realization that the connections you made actually bordered on insanity. Still worth it!"

"Then there's alcohol. Lots of authors have drank heavily while writing! As you get older, you'll also learn to pair different kinds of booze with different scenes! Drink gin or tequila to get in the mood to write very action-packed scenes, especially fighting scenes and violence! Mixed drinks and wine are great to get you into the mood for sexy scenes--use wine if you want it to be romantic and classy, and fruity mixed drinks if you wanna get it down and dirty. Vodka makes for good scenes for where you're exploring tough family dynamics, musing about the futility of life, and any scene where the cold rain or drifts of snow outside become important. Rum, obviously, is necessary for any scene with pirates in it. And parties. And maybe other scenes that start with 'p', I don't know, I can't give you all my good secrets."

Some of this stuff, you'd just have to find out on your own! Navaan encouraged experimentation! "You can drink tea if you want to feel fancy, but it won't do much for you. How is watered down coffee that also tastes like stewed grass supposed to make your novel better? It doesn't. Milk is useful if you put it in your coffee, or as a mixer, or maybe for milkshakes that you can put booze in. Juices can give you a little more energy and has lots of vitamins and stuff, which is why you should mix it with alcohol. Then your drinks are healthy!"

This was science, class.
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"So, cliches," Navaan said once class began. "They're pretty much language that's been beaten dead as a door nail. Some folks may tell you to avoid 'em like the plague and think outside of the box when it comes to writing out your own prose, but those folks are dead wrong! They explain everything you want them to, and they're so easy, like stealing candy from a baby! Also, if anybody needs tips on how to do that, talk to me after class." Her baby-candy-theft habits had gotten a work out at the Astrotorium. "People talk about going for the low-hanging fruit like it's a bad thing. What, do you wanna spend all day on a ladder reaching for the scary ones way up high? You can be a kid in the candy store when it comes to choosing words and descriptions--also, if anybody needs tips on how to rob a candy store, also see me after class."

Your teacher was a wealth of knowledge, folks.

"We've already talked about finding the best words to describe something, but that's just the tip of the iceberg! Leaning on cliches means you can focus more on the other bits of writing you wanna do! You only live once, do you really wanna make sure every phrase you use is till the bitter end? When push comes to shove, you can let your prose rest on the cliche's laurels and focus your attention on the important stuff, like writing hot sex and drinking heavily while you brood about the next chapter. Rely on cliches, kids, and soon your books will be selling like hotcakes!"

Wealth. Of. Knowledge.
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"Today, we're going to talk about themes in your stories," Navaan said. She was dressed up like a ghoul for reasons that would become clear with her lecture. Or maybe just for fun. Who could really say? "Themes are really important in books. They're the main idea of the novel, the underlying premise. You have to have one, or the whole book falls apart in a big gloppy mess and even the best of sex scenes can't save it." She paused to reconsider. "Okay, maybe the best, but they'd have to be really up there and I'm not sure I've seen the quality of work from you lot that suggests you could pull that off."

Look, she didn't mean to be harsh, but aspiring writers needed to be able to take criticism.

"So, there are lots of themes you can choose from. Like...steampunk! And vampires! Or really, any kind of supernatural creature, as long as they're sexy. Ghosts are kinda a tough sell, being all incorporeal and all. Trust me, they just up and vanish on you when things are getting good. Other themes might include wizards, or magical high schools, or--hey! Has anyone thought about combining those two? That'd be awesome!"

Anyone who was expecting Navaan to delve into the class divide of steampunk or the underlying cultural anxieties of supernatural monsters was a) going to be sorely disappointed, and b) probably in the wrong class. Apparently, when Navaan discussed 'themes' she meant them in the most surface way possible, more like a theme park than anything to do with literature. "So, once you got your theme picked out, you need to make sure the it fits the rest of the book. Don't worry if it's not exactly perfect, you can pretty much make anything work if you try hard enough. You just have to be careful about using too many themes. Like, steampunk vampires would be cool--ooh, hey! I'm claiming that!--but you don't want to have steampunk vampires in a dystopian future setting with clockwork angels fighting for supremacy in the ruins of ancient temples. Space that stuff out and get a book deal that covers sequels."
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"By everything lucky, you guys, I just found something that makes writing stories so much easier!" There was an unholy glee in Navaan's eyes that wasn't even chemically induced! "There's this brilliant...thing! You just put words in and it populates whole stories for you!"

Navaan had discovered the glory of Mad-Libs, y'all. And was a little confused about how copyright and intellectual property laws worked. Then again, in her world, they really didn't.

"Remember all those fancy words we talked about last week? Well, it's time to put them to real work. Brush 'em off, put them in, and BOOM! You have your very own story!"

She dropped a bunch of Mad-Libs books peoples' desks. "You can work together if you want, but then you have to fight over who gets to use that scene in their book. No fistfights in the classroom--you take that to the nearest mud pit or jello ring or oil bath like a civilized person!"
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"So, like, writing can be really boring."

And good morning to you, class!

"I mean, other people's writing. Writing itself can also be boring, but that's what drinking and sex are for, but that's a future class topic." So, that was in your future, class. Something to look forward to. "It's like our last class--" three classes ago, now "--when we talking about how boring and overused words like 'said' and 'asked' were. As bad as that can be, some writers go out of their way to make their writing extra lame. It's like they were kids and a bunch of cool adjectives and adverbs beat them up a lot and stole their money and never let them sit with the cool kids or something and now these authors have a vendetta against them. Don't be like those assholes, class. You wanna make your writing exciting? You gotta kick your words up a notch. Really make it pop."

Someone had been a character in a Hallmark movie all weekend, it was possible her sense of what made for good storytelling was even more addled than usual. "Why tell me your hero's eyes are blue when you can talk about his 'aquamarine orbs that darkened as he spoke'? Why say your heroine is running when you can tell me that she's dashing furtively around the corner? And sex scenes! I want to know how slowly her fingers slid over his thick, taut, well-defined abs. I want to know how tightly he wrapped his fist in her waist-length curls of deep, glossy, mahogany reddish-brown silky satin hair. How velvety is his tongue? Huh? Huh? No one knows if you just say, 'he licked his lover'! Instead, you gotta put detail and emphasis on stuff like that. Color, scent, texture, all that stuff needs to come through. But there's never an action or a noun that can't be modified and made better. Let's say your heroine asks someone 'Is that for me?' how is she saying it? Sultrily? Disgustedly? Furiously? Excitedly? Dubiously?" Navaan had pulled a thesaurus out and was flipping through the pages now. "If she's lying on the bed, is she doing it exhaustedly? How about sulkily? Bonelessly? Angrily? What's on the bed? Satin sheets? Cotton blankets? Nothing at all? Is the mattress bare? Is it stained? Is it old? Are there springs missing? We won't know unless you tell us! More is better, right? So then the more detail you can shove in there, the better the scene. This goes, like, triple if you have a word count you're trying to make."

"People are always whining 'show, don't tell,' but then your illustrator storms out because your works are 'obscene' and 'unfit for any but the most debauched' so how're you supposed to show stuff, huh? You gotta paint a picture with words or whatever and you can't do that without adjectives and adverbs, a writer's best friends. I mean besides the booze and dirty toys, but let's not get ahead of ourselves just yet. You need something to look forward to, right?"
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Lucky for all of you, your teacher was back at her desk today, looking none the worse for wear after her period of debauchery. That's because she had practice, kids, don't try this at home.

"So, if you watched last week's movie, you'll know that books with only one character are boring as Vanorva," she said, by way of greeting. "That was a town populated by virgins, by the way, so you can imagine how boring that was. No, really, when I try to have sex with someone, they turned into a ghost and was all, 'You brooooke the cuuuuurse' and I was all, 'I don't care!' and instead of that, the whole town vanished. Stupid fucking town. Anyway, that's how boring a book with one character is. Don't do that."

Because a celebrated children's classic wasn't good enough for your teacher. And, by extension, you. So there. "At minimum, you need two main characters, the good guy and the bad guy. You need a good guy, because that's who your book is about, and a bad guy because a book about everyone getting along is almost as boring as a book about one person. Even the sex--" which she just assumed you all were writing "--gets boring. Three people's a good number, because you have the good guy, the bad guy, and the sex partner, who generally ends up with the good guy." She shrugged. "Don't get me wrong, you can have the good guy and the bad guy bang, and the bad guy and the sex partner bang, and even a menage a trois. That's what the plot is for, figuring out who is banging who and when. And, all the other stuff, like who's getting murdered and who stole the jeweled eyes from the statue in the temple, and all the rest of the plotty bits, but it's the three main characters who push the action forward. Heh. Heh heh heh."

Yes, she was laughing at her own pun. This was Navaan, after all. "Now, people like it best if your bad guy is just evil for no reason, because then no one feels guilty when he or she or zhe or it or they gets killed all ugly like in the climatic--heh heh heh--final scene. Just make sure it's a kind of sexy evil, or else no one's going to believe it when your main character has sex with them for like three chapters. As for your good guy and your sex partner, that's usually easy. Go with people you know. Change some features around so no one can prove anything, make 'em hotter or smarter or whatever, or maybe mashup two people into one, but trust me, it's a lot easier doing that than it is coming up with completely new characters. You have a lot of other things you need to be thinking about, like keeping track of everyone's hands and remembering what is and is not an acceptable lube."

No, seriously, that one was important.

"There are a bunch of other characters you can shove in there, like sidekicks, monks, minions, and fake-death merchants and stuff, but they're not really important. No one cares about them. It's the big three you have to worry about. Once you have those down, everyone else just kind of falls in line."

[Link goes to the famous list of "Things Used As Lube In Fanfiction"]
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Today, someone's valiant ability to press play was being called upon. Or their valiant ability to walk out. Whichever one, it wasn't like Navaan could throw stones here. For one thing, stone-throwing had been banned by the moose when she'd suggested it for another class. Rude. Anyway, there was a note on the door when the students arrived for class.

Hi! This is past-Navaan talking. I'm pretty sure present-Navaan is gonna be really hung over today so here's a movie to watch. It's about why you need more than one character in your book, or else it's going to be boring. Like this movie. But you have to watch it because I'm a teacher and I say so. I tried to find the one about the girl on the island with the dolphins because she wanders around topless, but you're stuck with this one instead.

Happy drinking! (That's to me.)


Welcome to your education, folks.
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On the board there were some...words...written when the students came in.

"S'pose we must be resigned; but oh Lord! how ken I? If I know'd anything whar you's goin', or how they'd sarve you! Missis says she'll try and 'deem ye, in a year or two; but Lor! nobody never comes up that goes down thar! They kills 'em! I've hearn 'em tell how dey works 'em up on dem ar plantations."

"So, we've already talked about making sure your characters don't sound the same, and make sure you use different words for them. But there's another way to make sure all your characters sound different, and it's also an easy way to shove some background diversity in there while you're doing it. Today, we're talking about eye-dialects!"

"Now these are really useful writing tools, because you can pack SO MUCH into just a sentence! With an eye-dialect, you show that your character is from somewhere different, and talks funny, and so they stand out from the rest of your cast! In fact, you can just give a bunch of your characters eye-dialects and then you don't have to spend much more time on making them special or unique! Just throw some zh's in for t's or use a v instead of an s and BAM! You've got a character that people can already just assume a lot about because they talk funny--where they come from, how smart they are, everything! And the best part is? You can just leave it there! Nothing else is needed, just some wacky misspellings and a letter substitution or two and your work as an author is done!"

And anything that made writing easier was something to be used liberally. Nay, excessively! "Now, the important thing is to make sure that your character is always speaking in dialect. You can't just have them use one or two words, oh no! You want them to be authentic, right? It doesn't matter how difficult it makes reading become--if your book is good enough, your characters will be invested!" She pointed up to the blackboard. "That quote's from a book by somebody named Harriet Beecher Stowe and shows a lot of dedication! I want to see all your writing look like that!"
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Navaan was on time today, mostly because it was cold and snowing out and the school was warm. Also, protected from the sunlight! Protection from sunlight was very good if you didn't want to explode and much harder to ensure when your clothes were wet and snowy.

It sure would be a nice time of year to have A PLACE TO LIVE, ARTHUR. But since she didn't, the students were all going to pay for it by have a class that started on time.

He said, she said )

That's right, kids. The important thing here was looking at butts.

[Link in text goes to NSFW comic! Please don't read where it will get you in trouble!]
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Fourth period had well and truly begun by the time Navaan sauntered into the classroom. Look, it was early! And daylight! Sometimes hungover doctors needed to take extra time with their precautions to make sure that they don't explode! Did you want an exploding teacher? Huh? Did you?

That's right! Didn't think so!

"Oh, good, you're here!" Navaan said cheerfully. "I was gonna be mad if they made me get up this early and no one was here." Then she proooobably should have arrived on time, but that wasn't really how her brain worked. "Welcome to Creative Writing--So Simple Even You Can Do It! (Probably). Creative writing is really easy, so long as you know what you're doing and you're not a complete idiot. In this class, I'm gonna teach you the stuff you need to know, but not being an idiot is up to you. So, yeah...Don't be an idiot."

Helpful, Navaan.

"Today's lesson is all about names. Someone once said that a rose by any other name would still smell good, but that guy was an idiot. Cause even if it did smell good, no one would give a rose a chance if it was called 'Stinky Skunk Turdweed'. They certainly wouldn't be advertised in all the wedding books and stuff, either. Writing is the same. Your name has to match the genre you're writing in. Back home, there's an amazing smut writer named Felicia who writes all sorts of really, really good smut. Even though her books are awesome, she wouldn't have an audience at all if her name was Hortense or Ethelfrida." Navaan stopped and looked at her class. "Sorry if any of you are named Hortense or Ethelfrida, but those are really ugly names. The same goes for Saunterblugget Hampterfuppinshire--he's not going to sell any action-adventure or fast-paced spy thrillers with a name like that."

Look, there had been a movie last night on the Black and White Period Piece Old Lady Boring Movie Channel and Navaan hadn't been able to find the remote. "So, today we're all supposed to get to know one another and stuff. Or something. I don't know, I don't pay attention. Instead, you're gonna tell me what genre of book you're gonna write if you don't prove to be a complete cretin and pick a nom de quill that really sells it. I guess you can tell me other stuff about you, like your age and if you're legal and why you signed up for this class, but I'm guessing it's because you want to learn how to write books and not suck at it. Also the name Felicia is off-limits cause it's mine."

That's right, students. Not only was your teacher an accomplished doctor, she was also an accomplished smut-peddler!

[OCD up! Have at!]
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Of course Shunsui realized that he had, rather unceremoniously, skipped his lesson last week, without nary a message or sign on the door to announce it, thank to being, just as unceremoniously, whisked away to take care of some much needed troops in various sections of the Soul Society over the last week. But he hardly felt it was worth mentioning, unless one of the students had something to say about it, and so he was just back in the classroom again this week, their last little writing circle of the semester, with his hands already around a nice cup of tea.

"Well, well, well, my little ducklings ♥," he said, "we've made it to our final class ♥. We've heard stories, shared stories, learned about different kinds of stories and some of the people who make them, and now I suppose we're expected to coalesce all our knowledge into one final lesson before sending you on your way until next time ♥. No one wants to do too much work on the final week of classes; half of our brains are already checked out, neh, especially so close to the end of the week. So let's keep it simple and sweet and, in the spirit of the class, let's just keep telling stories ♥.

"If you've written something for our final class, let's hear it. Otherwise, let's hear about what you enjoyed particularly about the class and the art of creative writing, or whatever else you'd like to. Simple as that ♥."
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"Ahhh, welcome back, ducklings ♥." This week, unlike the last one, Shunsui actually was in the classroom, the little writing and tea circle back in place, right along with his usual sleepy smile. "I do hope you all enjoyed the unexpected free period last week much more than I did, but we won't get into that."

Telling people about being stuck in meeting with the rest of the Gotei 13 was probably even less exciting than the meetings themselves, which was say a lot!

"Instead," he proposed, "let us get into what we discussed the last time we met, which, if I recall correctly, was a bit of theater and plays ♥. You've even had an extra week to brush up those scripts, so surely you'll be more than prepared to go over them with the class ♥. Or, if not, we can just keep talking about plays as a literary form or even just some plays you may have seen that you particularly enjoyed. What was it about you enjoyed? Or ones you didn't! What made them so particularly terrible? There is still much to be said about plays, really ♥."

And going over homework and discussing the topic just meant far less work for him, too, in the end. Everyone won!
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"I've been thinking," Shunsui said, greeting the class with his usual lopsided smile and offering of tea in their little writing circle, "of poetry a lot lately, but my mind has also been shifting over a little to plays ♥. We haven't spared much attention to the creative writing of the theater much in this class, have we? Today, let's keep it nice and simple, and discuss a little of the history of theater and its various forms and styles, its purpose, its function, what we may personally like to see in such things..."

His hand danced a circle in the air to suggest that the list could go on and on and on...

"And then, of course, a little brainstorming, a little working, on perhaps a play of your own, for the rest of class ♥. No scripts or anything just yet; let's just bandy about ideas, and I'd like you to consider at least one thing in particular: three acts or four? Many site a three-act structure as the ideal one for a play, but there is a great deal of consideration for a four-act structure, as well. Keep these things in mind and try to find examples of either for our class next week, and we'll delve a little deeper into the differences then. But for now...an overview, and then, hopefully, some inspiration ♥."
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"You know what I'm in the mood for this morning, ducklings ♥?" Shunsui asked the class with a smile, because that was always a great, solid lesson plan method, wasn't it? Just teaching whatever he was in the mood for? (Which, to be fair, had been working for him for years apparently). "A little poetry ♥. And I do mean little poetry, because, today, I'd like to talk about haiku ♥.

"Haiku is actually very near and dear to my heart ♥," he continued, "I've even taught a whole class on the topic before, but, obviously, today's lesson on it will be quite condensed. Modern haiku has been a bit reduced to its basic structure, and that is what most people are likely familiar with: three lines, broken up by syllables, five for the first, seven for the second, and then back to five to bring us home ♥. Already, though, we are diverging from its original form. Breaking it down this way is common in English translations, but in the original Japanese, the haiku is usually written as just a single line. We are hardly going to flail our hands about technicalities in this class, of course. Our main concern will merely be creating beautiful words to embody beautiful ideas ♥.

"And, generally speaking, a true haiku will also involve two very important elements: a kireji, or 'cutting word,' and a kigo, which is a relation to a season, or at least some aspect of nature. Let us take an example from Bashō, one of Japan's best-known haikuists, to highlight what I mean:"

He cleared his throat lightly and recited, first in Japanese, then in English:

"
furu ike ya kawazu tobikomu mizu no oto

Ah, the ancient pond
As a frog takes the plunge
Sound of the water
"

He paused, tilting his head, as if expecting nature to respond in kind with exactly the sound described in the poem. Nature did not oblige, but that was just fine.

"Simple, neh ♥? But also vivid in its emotion, in capturing a specific moment that inspires a specific feeling. We do not need the frog plunging into the water to feel the full effect of the poem. Its simple words are enough; it encapsulates a whole scene, and does so in very little.

"Today, I would like us all to take some time and work on some haiku. Poems broken up into a 5-7-5 rhythm, with a reference to nature. Simple, simple, simple, neh ♥? Let's have one more example, this one from Yosa Buson:

In pale moonlight~
the wisteria’s scent
comes from far away.
"

He let that one linger for a moment, too, before nodding softly and saying, "Let's begin ♥."
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"Good morning, ducklings ♥!" True to fashion, Shunsui was there in the little writing circle, with plenty of tea and very little intention to teach a class that required a great deal of effort. "Today, I'd like for us to do another writing exercise, much like last week, but with something much more...focused than the mere umbrella of setting in general ♥. Now, one would probably do well to avoid cliches in their writing...a cliche being, of course, an overuse or overdone concept, idea, plot point or phrase...but for the sake of writing exercises? They can be quite useful ♥.

"You've probably heard the line a million times, in fact, and it is a line that is instantly evocative of a time and place: it was a dark and stormy night ♥. Ahhhh, but then what? That is where you come in. Today, we'll be writing stories with that as the first line, and where you take it from there, well....that's up to you, now isn't it ♥?

"We'll spend some time writing, bouncing ideas off each other, and toward the end of class, we'll see where we've wound up on this, indeed, dark and story night ♥."
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"Love poems ♥!"

Shunsui, it seemed, was still quite unaware that there was anything particularly strange or different this week, so apologies to his students, but class would certainly be continuing on as usual, albeit with a very specifically thematic tilt, because when there were vibes, you just leaned right into them.

"Specifically," he continued with a chuckle, as he handed out a few papers with the poems in question printed on them, "sonnets, and most specifically still, a few of Shakespeare's better known ones ♥. Now, the sonnet is a type of poem that involves a particular structure: fourteen lines using any of a number of distinct but strict rhyme schemes, typically having ten syllables per line. Shakespeare is considered to be the most well-known purveyor of such poetry, just as Basho could be considered quite the master of the haiku. So what we will do today is look over these five sonnets as examples, discuss them, in both structure and content, and then you can spend the rest of the class brainstorming and thinking of your own sonnet. Pretty simple, neh ♥? So let us begin, and have a gander at our first poem to start us out..."
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Since they'd already gone over epic poetry as a cornerstone of literature and creative writing, it would make sense to move on to some other form for the next class or two, but that sounded like an awful lot of work, between deciding what to study and how to study it, and Shunsui wasn't quite feeling up to that this week.

Which was what made teaching this class one of his absolute favorites, because it was one of the easiest ones to just throw something easy and effortless out there and still have it technically be a part of building one's craft and writing prowess.

"Good morning, ducklings ♥," he greeted them with the usual smile and the usual pouring of tea and passing along a cup to anyone who would like to start out with one. "Today, I was thinking we could talk about character ♥. Like plot, characters are essential to almost any story ♥. You can't really have one without the other; sometimes the characters are created out of a necessity for the plot, and other times, a plot begins to develop around the creation of characters ♥. Essentially, characters are our people, our friends and enemies, our little critters and important objects, the actors and the players on the stage of our book ♥. There is usually a hero and a villain. Or perhaps an anti-hero. There may be a beautiful love interest that the hero and villain are combating over, or perhaps a wise old sage who dispenses helpful....or unhelpful!...advice ♥. There are roguish captains wooing sexy pirates; bookish or dreamy young girls dreaming of princes ♥. Every day young men and women trying to discover who they are and what their purposes in life may be. When it comes to characters in fiction, just as with characters in life, there are no limits as to what there could be ♥.

"One of the easiest ways for a writer to write their stories is to really understand their character ♥ Know them as well as you know yourself, probably better; get inside them, inside their heads, their bodies, their emotions and feelings ♥. Know why they do what they do, their motivations, their reasons, their thoughts and opinions ♥. The writer, when writing, will become their characters, just as an actor on stage becomes their character for the duration of the play ♥. Do you want the character of the story to be someone like you, someone you can relate to and use as a voice ♥? Or do you want them to be quite different, to live vicariously through a person who will get the chance to do so many things differently than what life hands you now ♥? Either way, through your character, you can be whoever you want and have them do whatever your heart desires ♥. The heroes in my own work tend to be very dashing and incredibly charming, so, clearly, as you can see, I tend to lean more toward art imitating life ♥."

And yes, he winked at them with that, following it with a small little chuckle.

"So," he ventured toward his conclusion, "that is what we will be doing today ♥! I want you all to spend some time really working out a character, who you can use in future projects throughout the course ♥. I have some worksheets that may help you really get down to the details of a character, but you, as the writer, of course, may determine what is important about them and what is not ♥. Feel free to bounce ideas off of each other, of course, and let's just see what you can come up with ♥.

"Any questions before we begin ♥?"
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"Welcome back, ducklings ♥!" Shunsui, of course, greeted them all from the comfort of his spot in the circle of cushions and tea and writing impliments, with a pleased smile on his face. The usual smile, but also with that slight little bit of knowing that today's class would be a particularly easy one. Which said a lot, because he made sure most of his classes, especially in this topic, turned out that way.

"Hopefully," he continued happily, "you've had a chance to read through one of the ancient epics you were introduced to last week, as well as to scribble down a little bit of your own epic, because that will be what we will be focusing on today ♥. We'll have a little chat...what did you think of the works? Did you find they lived up to their title as epics? Any thoughts to share on characters, plots, writing techniques employed...even something as simple as whether or not you liked it ♥. And then we'll move on to your own writing, share a little of that, and see how you've employed what you've learned into your own work ♥."

He took a long sip from his tea and savored in it, just a little.

"Well, then," he looked around the circle, "who's got some thoughts ♥?"
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"Good morning, ducklings ♥!" Shunsui, of course, was all lazy smiles and comfortable lounging in their little writers circle once more, with tea and a few things scattered about that they'd be talking about for the lesson. "I hope you're all doing well, and that you're ready to start looking at different kinds of writing or the next few weeks ♥. There's certainly no shortage of stories out there, although though there are some who will claim there are only a handful of actual stories out there, just told in different ways, and we may examine that in a future class, especially if you're interested, but today, I'd like to just take us back toward the beginning of recorded history, the beginning of writing, as it were, and discuss some of the first bits of literature that started to bubble up out of humanity. Typically, these stories took the form of epic poetry, as, before then, most stories were shared orally, through spoken word, and the structure of poetry allowed for the storytellers to remember the tales better and keep them consistent through retellings ♥.

"And then writing came around, and those stories could be preserved in other ways, and that is why, even nearly thousands of years later, we still know of the heroic journeys of Gilgamesh and Genji, Beowulf and Odysseus or whatever their meta counterparts may be.

"So," he smiled around the circle, "let us talk a little bit about the epic poem and how it functions as a narrative, its purposes and place in literature and history as a whole, and then we'll do a little brainstorming on creating your own epic poem to start us out ♥. I'll also be asking for you to take your pick of one of these classic examples to read over the next week, and hopefully, it will help spark the inspiration for whatever you'd like to bring to the table next week as your story ♥. Pretty simple, neh ♥? And we shall start here," his hand fell on one of the books before lifting it up, "the Epic of Gilgamesh, one of the oldest known stories of this world's history..."
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"Good morning, ducklings ♥!" Shunsui greeted the class as they got settled into their little writing circle, with the usual pleased, sleepy grin on his face as he began to get things going for their lesson that day. "I hope you've all been having a good week, and that you're ready to explore the Art of Creative Writing a little bit further today ♥. Now, there are so many directions we can take a topic as broad as this one, that it is sometimes difficult to know where to start! But we all have to start somewhere, neh ♥? And then who knows where it will go from there?

"That," he said with a faint chuckle, "is what we'll be playing with today ♥. We will be participating in a slightly modified version of what is known as a Kyokusui-no-en, or 'Winding Stream Party,' which was a very popular event in the past where Japanese nobility, poets, and artists would get together and have a little party in some beautiful and inspired location, to create beautiful things and drink beautiful wine ♥. And centered around this party was a game, where one person would craft the first line of a poem, and the next person had the time it took for a cup of sake to drift down to them along a stream to think of the next one. Now, we clearly have no stream or sake, but we do have a comfortable circle and some lovely tea, and I'd like to see what sort of story we can craft by passing it long to each other, one line at a time ♥. We'll each take turns presenting a first line, and go along with the next person building onto it with the next line, and then the next person with the next, so on and so forth, just to see where we can take each other with the narrative.

"Sounds pretty simple, neh ♥? Do we have any questions, or would someone like to get us started with a good first line?"
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"Welcome back, my little scribbling ducklings ♥!" Shunsui greeted the class as they settled around in the circle of comfy cushions at the center of the classroom, writing materials still scattered about and a pot of tea that they could help themselves to if they so desired. "Today, we're going to start dipping our little toesies into some of the basic elements of writing, some of the building blocks to making a story, before we start really diving into firm examples and styles and what have you ♥. Today, I'd like to have a little bit of a discussion to spark our imaginations before letting you loose to create what you will with your words, a discussion hinged around a question that may seem simple, but perhaps may not be so. Or perhaps it is simple! That's what we're here to find out ♥.

"And the question is as such: when crafting a story, what do you suppose is more important....your characters or your plot?

"Now," Shunsui chuckled for a moment, "I know what you may be thinking. But Kyōraku-sensei! They are both important! A well-constructed story would pay close attention to the development of both plot AND character, delicately woven together in a complimentary dance of elements to really bring the written word to life! And, of course, you would be quite right in thinking such, because that is very true ♥. In writing, the relationship between plot and character, much like a relationship in real life, should be equal and work together to bring the best out of each of them. But this, of course, is but a mere thought experiment to get us thinking about how each one is important in their own ways. If you simply had to sacrifice one for the other, which would it be? Do you think it's more important for a story to have stronger characters or a stronger plot, mmm ♥? I am very intrigued to hear what you have to say, ducklings ♥.

"And when we're finished with that, we'll do a little bit of practice with our writing, too, and I'd like you to use that time to really think about and develop either a strong character or a strong plot, whichever you come out of the discussion feeling is more important ♥. Anyone have a thought to get us started, then ♥?"
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At this point, it really shouldn't surprise anyone that Shunsui had all the desks in his classroom pushed aside to make space in the center of the room for a ring of pillows and cushions, in the center of which was a nice little tea set ready and waiting to be used, and a collection of notebooks and pens, parchment and quills, markers and crayons (clearly covering for any preferred method of scribbling) there to the same effect. And, on one of the cushions, Shunsui himself, waiting for the students to come in and inviting them to get settled, get comfortable, have some tea, until it was time to begin.

"Welcome, welcome," he greeted, "my little authorial ducklings, the the Art of Creative Writing ♥. In this class, we will not only weave wonderous tales ourselves, but also look into different styles and types of literature and fiction, poetry and prose, to expand our repertoires and appreciation for the written word ♥. I shall be your guide and instructor on this journey; I am Shunsui Kyōraku, and I have an epic novel, as well as an autobiography and book of poetry to my name, and I am currently working--"

The word working here was being very generous.

"--on my next sweeping epic as we speak ♥! But not so much that I cannot spare some time to impart the experience of my knowledge onto other aspiring storytellers ♥! Now, obviously, today, we'll not get too into the depths of the field; it is, however, only the first class. But what I would like to do, since it is the first class, is do a little bit of free-writing to lead us into the classic, time-honored tradition of first class introductions. Freewriting is exactly as one might suspect by the name: it is the process by which you merely start to write and continue writing for some time without stopping. It is an exercise meant to let the words flow without second-guessing yourself or self-editing in the process, and can be considered a good way to just get the creative energy flowing and the writing wit warmed up ♥. Write about anything you'd like. And then, when time is up, we will go around and not only introduce ourselves, but share a bit of what we've written. You don't have to share all of it if you don't want to, but at least a snippet or two that you feel came out particularly good. I have all sorts of methods of writing implements before you, so take your pick, and let's get writing, neh ♥?"
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"So this is our last class," Nick said. "You don't have a final, because... I don't know how to do a final for this."

At least he was honest.

"Instead, I want you to write about what you learned in this class, whether you're going to continue your story, and where you want to go from here. And hey- write it creatively."

...was this kind of a final?
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If Nick were any other teacher, this class would probably take place in the Danger Shop, over some chasm or gorge or something.

Or, he'd at least just have had the students meet him at the rocky bits.

I stead, upon class starting, Nick said, "Come with me," and they took a field trip to said rocky bits, because it took up more class time.

Once they got there, Nick explained, "Last week the subject of screaming came up. So this week, I'm gonna let you. I want you to look out into the horizon and yell out whatever's bothering you about your story. Take turns! If you're not feeling it at first, try again. Really let it all out."

To be honest eat he'd always wanted to do this.
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As soon as class begun, Nick announced, "Last week didn't happen!"

There. That took care of that.

"So uh, how are you all doing with the writing? Plugging along? Anyone having any problems?" Like writing in a character having a good day that Nick now wanted you to forget about? "We're going to try writing some more of what you plotted out, but I guess we should probably check in or something."
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"Gooooood morning, class!"

Welcome to Nick in a sickeningly happy mood.

"Are we all ready for another fun-filled day of creativity?" he asked with a little laugh. "Last week we plotted out or stories, and this week I thought we'd have a little show Abd tell, where you read your favorite passage from your story for the class. We'll continue writing fur next week, and tell ya what? Why don't you write in a chapter where the main character has a really great day?"

This was never gonna happen again, folks.
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"We're going to try a thing today," Nick greeted the class. "We're going to write an outline. Which means you write out everything that happens in your story to keep it all on track."

Why no, Nick had never done this.

Which was evidenced by him pulling out a sheet of paper he'd printed off from Masterclass. At least he would pass out a handout of it for the class.

"You're going to want to ask questions, like what is your premise? And who is your protagonist?" he read, and added, "Remember those character sheets? Yeah, that. What does the protagonist want? What is keeping them from getting what they want? What is your setting? And then you want to plot out all the things that happen and then write those things.

"This is what we're doing for the next few weeks," Nick said. "Write your outline today, and then next week I want to see what you've written of the actual story."
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"Okay," Nick said, looking a little irritated when class started. "Easy prompt today. You can use the character you were working on or not, don't really care this week. You're going to select a prompt of something you lost, and write around that. How the character lost it, how they feel about it, where it might be if it was say, a wallet."

Nick had a feeling he knew where it might be and he wasn't admitting it yet so for now it was all coming out in extreme annoyance.

"Due by the end of class."

See?
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"This week, we're continuing stuff from last week!" Nick announced when class began. What, he was proud. Let him have this. "Last week you had to fill out question sheet things for your own original characters. This week you're going to pick a prompt and write that character in it however you want. Three pages, due next week. Easy enough, right?"

At least until you saw the prompts.
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"Today we're going to talk about characters," Nick greeted the class. "They're the main part of your story, they're the ones everything happens to, they're pretty important. So what kinds of characters do you want to write? What kinds of characters do you like?"

Let it be known that Nick was talking out of his ass for the entirety of this class. He knew nothing. He had to be hands off for this.

"So uh, why don't you come up with a character, and then fill out one of these handy worksheets to help figure out all the details about them," he said, passing them out, "and you can work on that this class period."

Easy enough!

And then he actually took a look at the worksheet. "That's a lot of questions."
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Nick had not yet accepted that this island wasn't normal, so he was having a real hard time processing spending a weekend as a Beast with a weird cat face.

There would be drinking later, yes. It might lead to incomprehensible voicemails.

"Today I'm going to give you a prompt," Nick announced to the class, and then he took a minute to write THINGS THAT DIDN'T HAPPEN on the board in big letters. If you thought he'd process quietly, no. He would not. "I have written some things that have not happened on slips of paper you will pull out of a hat. I want a five page story about it by next week's class. You can start on it today."

You could start repressing immediately, is what he meant.
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"Hey, who remembers last week?" Nick asked when class started. "Because last week I said you were going to write what you know, and you're going to do that!

Listen, the guy who came up with an obstacle course made out of microphone stands was very proud of himself for stringing two classes together.

"So how about this? In three pages or less, I want you to write the story of the most you've ever been. Happiest, saddest, maddest, whatever. If you want to embellish some stuff, hey, it's not like In fact checking. You want to change names? Sure, knock yourself out. That's easy enough to get done by the end of class, right?"

He had no idea. His sense of time was different from other people's.
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Yeah, Nick still had nothing. This felt like a very bad idea. Which may have been clear when students got in and he was slumped in the chair behind his desk with his head in his hands for like, just a little too long.

At that point he dropped his hands on the desk and said, "Okay. So. Creative writing." He waved a hand vaguely, and came up with, "What kind of things do you want to write?"

...Actually, that wasn't a bad question. "Yeah. What kind of things do you want to write? What kinds of stories and characters do you like? Do you want to write what you know? You know what, forget that, next week you're writing what you know."

Look at him, spontaneously planning ahead!
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So, uh. Nick really had the first class of the first day, huh. You really had to go and do that to him, school?

But he tried. He wore a tie. He got there early. He wrote his name on the board and underlined it for no discernible reason. (Emphasis.)

"Welcome to Creative Writing," Nick greeted them. "Where you will learn to write. Creatively."

And then he immediately buckled under the pressure.

"You know what's good? Introductions are good. Let's do those. Who are you?" Nick said, feeling like he had a great idea here. Just wait until he realized that took up like five minutes of class time, max.
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"Welcome back, ducklings ♥," said Shunsui, once the class seemed all gathered and ready for another thrilling and exciting class of either actually writing things or slacking off with complete instructor approval, and feeling far better about class today than he had last week. Or at the very least more in control of how he felt about it. "As you could probably imagine, we're going to do another writing activity today, this one focusing on first and last lines. Now, the first line of a story can be very important; it is the first thing a reader is introduced to, and if you can't grab their attention right away, then there's less of a chance they'll stick with you further ♥. The last line can be very important and impactful, as well; it, like a lingering scent of cherry blossoms, is the last thing you leave your reader with, and you want it to stay with them, resonating like a bell ♥."

Funny, wasn't it, how Shunsui had yet to do a class on mixed metaphors.

"That said," he continued with his usual bright yet sleepy smile, "there are so many places a first line could lead a reader when in the hands of different authors. And how you get to a final line can also vary greatly ♥. So, today, I will be providing you each with one first line and one final line. And it is your task, if you are up to it," because, of course, he would never begrudge a student for not wanting to do any work, "is to fill in the rest ♥. How do you get from point A to point B? Take us on a journey ♥! And you will each have the same lines, so that we might see how different stories can sometimes emerge from the same words ♥! Feel free to chat and work together if you'd like," or nap, that was acceptable, too, that was mostly what Shunsui was planning on doing while they worked, anyway!, "and toward the end of class, we'll share our work. Any questions before we begin, ducklings ♥?"
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While Shunsui should have been blissfully ignornant and unaware of any particular drama or events that may have occurred over the weekend, maybe there was still something in the air all the same, because he found himself coming into the classroom that morning not with his usual sleepy cheer and virve, but instead, with a distinct feeling of being very much over it, with heavy sighs peppering his speech where hearts would normally be.

Including the one he gave when he looked at his students. Sighed heavily as he sat down, and passed around his weekly hot beverage offerings.

"Today, my ducklings," he said, again, with a sigh rather than a heart, as he trudged ahead if only to just get this over with, "we'll be talking about poetry, and more specifically, the haiku," another deep sigh, why did this feel like it was going to be just such a slog? But he'd get it done, anyway, "a traditional Japanese style of poetry containing three short lines, which do no rhyme, but instead follow a syllable pattern. The first line has five, the second seven, and the third five again." Huff. "But a haiku is meant to be more than just a mere poem; t is a way of looking at the physical world and seeing something deeper, like the very nature of existence. It should leave the reader with a strong feeling or impression, and the subject matter is almost always about the natural world, since it is, in fact, meant to reflect the world around us in a way that respresents the simple beauty or emotion that a simple petal on the wind or snow melting in a mountain stream can inspire."

One more sigh, hopefully the last, and he started to hand out a few papers. Not worksheets this time, there was at least that.

"These papers will contain some classic examples of haiku, and I'd like you to read them; if you'd like, we can discuss them a little, maybe you'll find a favorite? And then it will be your turn to compose your own haiku, and we'll share them with the class."

Nope, that wasn't the last one, it looked like Shunsui still had one last put-upon sigh in him.

"Any questions? If not, I'll just let you little ducklings get to it."

While maybe Shunsui figured out what was more disturbing: that he just couldn't shake this strange, sighing fugue, or that it had caused him to go through an entire lecture without a single heart in it.

It was a state of affairs that was truly sigh-worthy.
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"Hello, my little ducklings ♥," Shunsui was already seated and comfortable when the students came in as usual this week, with the usual drinks and a few manilla folders spread out in front of him. "Come, have a seat and take your drink and let's begin, neh ♥? Today's topic is none other than inspiration ♥! Inspiration can come from anywhere, and we all have different things that inspire us. I, for example, find most of my inspiration in beautiful women and very good sake ♥. Others might find inspiration in a sunset or, as last week proved, a stormy night ♥. The possibilities, really, are endless ♥. What inspires you, personally, to create, to write, to take the life you see around you and somehow transform that into beautiful prose ♥?"

"Let us embrace our inspirations and discuss them today, and then I will have a little inspiration exercise for us to pursue and perhaps get some wonderful writing out of our awaiting pens ♥."

Miraculously, it did not, in fact, actually involve worksheets.
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"Hello again, my ducklings ♥!" Shunsui smiled as he passed around the usual inpirational beverages to his students while settling in for this weeks class. "Today, I'd like for us to talk about the craft of writing itself, more specically about how people go about creating their stories ♥. In general, there are two ways to approach a tale...well, two main ways, followed by a thousand little variations in between the two, but today we'll talk about the different points generally considered to be at either end of the spectrum, and those two methods are, generally, plotting and pantsing ♥.

"Some people find it easiest to just...make things up as they go along; that is the pantsing aspect, or simply making things up 'by the seat of your pants,' as it were ♥. This writer has a general idea when they plop down in front of a notebook or typewriter or computer, get things started, and then, as if taking a journey through the story themselves, let their imaginations lead them ♥. It should surprise no one in this class, I should imagine, that this is personally my own preferred method, though I do not, in fact, tend to wear pants ♥."

Don't wink that that, Shuns--oop. Too late.

"And then," he continued, "there are other writers prefer to plan things out ahead of time ♥. Usually, this is done with an outline, which will cover the bases of characters, main points of action, order of events, etc, etc, etc, so on and so forth ♥. These can be general and vague, or they can be extremely detailed, breaking things down by chapters and working almost as a guide for the author as they turn that outline into something more like a story ♥. If you ask me, I find this method tedious and drains all the fun and excitement out of a story, but I know many people who strive on this method, including my very best friend back home, who has used this method to become a very popular novelist in his own right ♥."

Significantly more popular and prolific than Shunsui's own writing, but that seemed insignificant to mention.

"Today, we'll be trying both ♥. I have a template of a very general outline..." Ahhh, worksheets! Every lazy teacher's best friend! "I'd like you each to fill one out and give it a try to develop a potential story ♥. Feel free to expand on it in a more detailed breakdown as I mentioned, if you feel so inclined or inspired ♥."

"Clearly, a worksheet like this will help develop a story for the more plotting among us, and, in the meantime, before I unleash you to your words on paper, we will explore the pantsing side with a little bit of a game ♥. It is simple enough, and will inspire you to think quickly and make things up as you go along; one person will give a a line or two, a few sentences, of a story ♥. Then, the next person will add to it with her own line or two, and we will continue around, one after the other ♥. Who knows where it will end? But it will be an exciting way to get you to think on your feet....even while sitting down ♥."

He was pretty proud of that one, yes.

"Any questions before we begin ♥?"

[[ ocd on the waaaay! is up! ]]
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Sometimes, teaching a class based on old notes you found somehow still in your old apartment, probably through the magic that was Fandom, was a bit of a trip down memory lane, especially when you didn't remember half the classes you taught back then nor did you remember actually ever taking notes...

But Shunsui had a good laugh for about five minutes when he dug up this particular note last night when preparing for class (what? You didn't think he actually prepared more in advance than that, did you?), because he'd forgotten about it entirely and it was a real gem.

So as the students got settled and ready to create, he passed around the usual drinks and wondered how long until they noticed that there was actually some music playing today.

"Welcome back, ducklings ♥," he said. "Last week, we talked about character, and we're going to be moving on to things like plot and action and something to write a story about or have your characters do ♥. Sometimes, one writes a story to answer a question: what is they mystery of life ♥? What is love ♥? What is life, death, war, peace, etc, etc, etc, so on, so forth ♥? But today, we'll all be focusing on answering one question in our stories, and it's a very important one.

"Take a moment, if you will" he continued, "to listen to the song I've got playing ♥. This passionate ballad is sung by the rather...er, commanding presence of one Meat Loaf, in which he declares with dedication that he would do anything for love....but he won't do that ♥.

"So your writing assignment for the day is to answer the question: well, what is that ♥? Take some time to brainstorm and consider, by yourselves or with each other, and then write a story, in whichever fashion you see fits it best, about what you, or your character, characters plural, whoever, won't do for love ♥

"Any questions ♥? If not, I'll let you get started, ducklings, and I have copies of the lyrics available as well if the song alone is not enough to spark your inspiration ♥."
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"Ahhh, welcome back, my little goslings ♥," Shunsui beamed his greeting as his little class got themselves settled in for another session of coffee, cocoa, kotatsu, and creation. He passed along the drink carriers of lattes and hot chocolate as he did last time, because drinking coffee was simply what was expected out of young authors, and also it was very, very early on a Monday morning, by his estimation, which was just cruel, and sipping sake in class was probably frowned upon. "I hope your week has left you you excited and inspired ♥! For today's lesson, we are going to be talking about developing characters, the driving force behind any good story, which should not be difficult for any of us, surrounded as we are by such interesting characters every day ♥."

"Like plot, characters are essential to almost all stories ♥. You can't really have one without the other; sometimes the characters are created out of a necessity for the plot, and other times, a plot begins to develop around the creation of characters ♥. Essentially, characters are our people, our friends and enemies, our little critters and important objects, the actors and the players on the stage of our book ♥. There is usually a hero and a villain. Or perhaps an anti-hero. There may be a beautiful love interest that the hero and villain are combating over, or perhaps a wise old sage who dispenses helpful....or unhelpful!...advice ♥. There are roguish captains wooing sexy pirates; bookish or dreamy young girls dreaming of princes ♥. Every day young men and women trying to discover who they are and what their purposes in life may be. When it comes to characters in fiction, just as with characters in life, there are no limits as to what there could be ♥.

"One of the easiest ways for a writer to write their stories is to really understand their character ♥ Know them as well as you know yourself, probably better; get inside them, inside their heads, their bodies, their emotions and feelings ♥. Know why they do what they do, their motivations, their reasons, their thoughts and opinions ♥. The writer, when writing, will become their characters, just as an actor on stage becomes their character for the duration of the play ♥. Do you want the character of the story to be someone like you, someone you can relate to and use as a voice ♥? Or do you want them to be quite different, to live vicariously through a person who will get the chance to do so many things differently than what life hands you now ♥? Either way, through your character, you can be whoever you want and have them do whatever your heart desires ♥. The heroes in my own work tend to be very dashing and incredibly charming, so, clearly, as you can see, I tend to lean more toward art imitating life ♥."

And yes, he winked at them with that, following it with a small little chuckle.

"So," he ventured toward his conclusion, "that is what we will be doing today ♥! I want you all to spend some time really working out a character, who you can use in future projects throughout the course ♥. I have some worksheets that may help you really get down to the details of a character, but you, as the writer, of course, may determine what is important about them and what is not ♥. Feel free to bounce ideas off of each other, and, when we've all worked a little bit on our characters, we'll then put them into action, and I'll tell you more about that when we're finished ♥.

"Any questions before we begin ♥?"


[[ OCD incoming! now has a fully developed character arc. have at it! ]]
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Since Shunsui's class was a small one, he had absolutely no problem arranging the classroom where they'd be meeting to be a little more cozy and comfortable by having the standard desks removed and replaced with kotatsu, which seemed a bit out of place for a summer class, but he was using them more for their aesthetic and inpirational appeal than for their actual functional uses. They were placed in a circle all facing each other, and Shunsui settled himself down at one of them, gracefully lowering himself despite the two very loaded drink carriers in each of his hands. They were to-go cups from the Perk, and not a drop of them spilled as he sat, and then he started passing them around, one to his left, one to his right.

"Welcome, welcome, my little scribbling duckilngs ♥!" he greeted them brightly, pleased to see new faces as well as familiar ones. "Don't be shy, now, come have a seat, claim your kotatsu ♥! And please help yourself to a lovely beverage; some are cocoa, some are coffee, choose whichever you prefer, because we are here to be writers, and writers should have something to drink while they're writing, but I believe the school would frown upon us having sake ♥! So, help yourself, ducklings, and we'll get started ♥.

All fiction is essentially two truths and a lie. )

"So, what do you think, ducklings ♥? Which parts of my story do you think are truths and what do you suppose might be the lie? I know a couple of you have an advantage over the others because you know me or you've had my class before, so let's let the newer faces get the first stab at it. And then I'll let you get to work on your own ♥. Enjoy your coffee, your cocoa, and take some time to compose a little story about yourself that involves two truths and lie ♥. Feel free to chat with each other as you work and, toward the end of the class, we'll then share our stories ♥. But remember, your classmates have to guess which is true and which is false, so don't reveal too much as you talk ♥. And if anyone needs a notebook, pen, or just some help, please let me know ♥."

[[ ocd is on the way Up! ]]
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There was a mistletoe above the desk, and a very annoyed-looking Daria standing very much not under it.

“Last week you had to revisit a previous work. This week, you’re going to pass them up,” Daria said.

”I don’t see anyone kissing...” said the mistletoe.

Daria frowned harder. “It’s supposed to be exam week. So for your exam, I want you to come up with a creative way to destroy talkative mistletoe, and then you can go home. It doesn’t even have to be a story. It can be one word. I’m looking for ideas. Extra credit if I use yours.”
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“Our time in this class is winding down and I’m sure you’re all broken up about it,” Daria greeted the class. “Last week you got to write what you know, and this week we’re going to revisit your past stuff, and I’m going to give you a choice on how you want to do it. You’re going to find a story you write earlier this semester, and I want you to either write a second draft of it- which is harder than it sounds- or write a sequel to it. I don’t care which story you pick, or what you do with it, except that you should try to further the story, or improve on it. Have fun with that.”
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"Hope you all had a good holiday." Daria hadn't. "I also hope you finished your assignment because you're not getting extra time this time, so pass those up. This week, you're going to get a little personal. The old adage is to write what you know, so I want you to write about something personal. It can be wish fulfillment, it can be a day in the life, it could be about a problem you have. And you don't have to make yourself the main character. You can change any details you want, change your main character until it doesn't resemble you at all. Just basebit from your reality, and keep it between three to five pages."
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"Last week I gave you some extra time, so you have two assignments to hand in today, if you didn't last week," said Daria. "And since it's a holiday, and you may or may not be spending it with people, depending on how lucky you are-" She was unlucky enough to be going home. "-we're going to work on brevity. Today we're doing one-sentence stories. You're going tell a tale about anything you want, but it can't be more than one sentence. This doesn't mean I want some fifty-word run-on. 'The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog' is a story, albeit one that kind of sucks. So I want three of these by next week. Make them good."

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