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Rosa was at the front of the classroom, leaning on the desk with her arms folded in front of her and a narrow-eyed glare permanently fused on her face.

"You know what?" she said, after a long, long moment of just that to fill the start of class, as if she hadn't quite decided how she was going to handle this, and then reached a very firm conclusion. "I'm a little pissed at you guys. I didn't think anyone was going to sign up for this class. I was pretty sure I was going to have a nice free session, but, no, you asshats had to go and ruin it."

And she didn't even know one of you! That didn't get you off, though, Flint, whoever the hell you were. And Tightpants. Oh, don't even get her started.

"So here's what we're going to do," she said, pushing off the desk and lifting a remote for the projection screen behind her. "I'm just going to make you jackoffs sit here and watch my favorite Nancy Meyers movies, and then we're going to talk about the kitchens in them, and I'm not even going to bother breaking down how amazing and iconic they are, and how every little detail if rife with rich symbolism that speaks to the greater heart that makes her characters so endearing and relatable. We're just going to sit, and watch, and then you two can sweat it out while I contemplate the sheer genius of contained in one smart, intelligent, capable powerhouse of a woman who has been at the prime of her achievements almost as long as I've even been alive!"

And with that biting and angry little spiel, she pressed play on the remote so fiercely, it was a miracle it didn't just break under the pressure.
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"So, it's the last evening," Jon said. "I hope you've enjoyed the films so far. I, um. I am considering doing something like this again, so let me know if you're interested. Tonight's film is supposed to be a classic, although I'm not sure why, as I've never seen it. So eat some popcorn and have some fun. I hope."

And then there was the film.

Sorry, Amaya.
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Jon waved awkwardly. "Um. Hello. So apparently today's movie has a lot of action, and friendship, and some romance," sorry, Amaya, "and it won an Oscar. For best song. So, I hope you like it."

He dithered a bit before waving at the side table. "There's popcorn and crisps, and also samosas and chaat."

So enjoy!

Movie night, Friday

Friday, July 28th, 2023 12:53 pm
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Jon nodded at everyone when they showed up, then got up and cleared his throat. He looked a little worse than usual, though in this case it was less "starving and strung out" and more "Englishman in 100F heat".

"I went searching for a movie set in the cold and I found meta for this one. It was apparently a big thing in pop culture for a while. I have no idea what sort of action there might be. There is singing, which is meant to be catchy. And maybe we can all picture ice and snow and avoid outright melting for a while."

Issa, similarly unimpressed with this heat despite a bit of a hair trim, hmphed and lay down on top of a vent.

Movie night, Friday

Friday, July 21st, 2023 12:16 pm
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"I should probably confess that I haven't seen many recent films," Jon started. "But this one has a lot of stars in it, and it's got good reviews, and I remember hearing about it a lot, so hopefully it's good."

He gestured at the table nearby. "Also there's still popcorn. And tea and sodas. So...enjoy, I suppose."

Movie night, Friday

Friday, July 14th, 2023 11:05 am
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"So, um. I had a request for action movies, and another for foreign movies, and...well, this was one that came up? So hopefully it'll work for everyone. It's in French if you speak that, or else there are English subtitles. Also I have plenty of popcorn."

Also he had a cat. Issa was batting a piece of popcorn around the floor like the dignified lady she was.

"So, enjoy I suppose."

Jon shrugged and pressed Play and sat down.

Movie night, Friday

Friday, July 7th, 2023 09:43 am
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Had Jon been sleeping well this week? Of course not. But Jon never slept well, so he didn't look rougher than he ever did. Which at the moment was "moderately".

He still gave his best smile as he stood at the front of the room, because at least this wasn't any form of tea again.

"Um. Welcome to class. I'm Jonathan Sims. I think the idea behind this class is to catch up on modern pop culture, and so those of us - or maybe you - who know it can help the ones who don't. The, um. The moose had a suggestion for the first week's movie, so we're going to go with that this week." In the hopes that it would save him more tea later.

"Also we should probably still do introductions, I suppose. Um. Again, I'm Jonathan Sims. I'm from London in...well more or less modern times; I lost a couple years, but not much. And I'm here because the moose assigned me to it."

He nodded at the first person to start.
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Whether or not it was because Rosa was just that intimidating, or that the mistletoe actually did have some concept of appropriate boundaries in very specific circumstances, or the school was able to just keep it at bay, the classroom that day was absolutely a safe, mistletoe-free zone.

It was probably option number three, really, but Rosa was just going to go ahead and believe it was the first one.

"Alright," she said, "we're here. We did it. We're at our final class, and that means it's time for your exam. If you were paying attention last week, you know that this means you're to present your own proposal for a Nancy Meyers-esque film. Give us your plot, your characters, what happens, and why you think it deserves to have a spot among these masterpieces of movie entertainment. Impress me. Who wants to go first?"
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"One of the key components of a classic Nancy Meyers film, besides women with agency who are real people," Rosa gave a nod of acknowledgement to the students for their discussion last week, which was actually a significant expression of being impressed by their answers, so good job there, kids, "is the set design, especially interior designs, and especially the kitchens. A Nancy Meyers kitchen is iconic, and will often be a reflection of the protagonists and their personalities, as well as being absolutely fabulous. All my kitchens have been inspired by Nancy Meyers kitchens."

And considering how often she had to move apartments when coworkers or family members found out where she lived before moving to this island, that was a lot of kitchens!

"And today," Rosa informed them, "you're going to design your own. I have a lot of magazines here for you to flip through and find pictures or whatever, or you can use the Internet, but your goal is to put together a kitchen worthy of a Nancy Meyers protagonist. Don't just put things together because you think they're cool, either. Everything should have purpose and be reflective of the protagonist of your own proposal for a Nancy Meyers-esque movie, which is going to be your final for this class next week. Use this kitchen today as a jumping-off point for a movie proposal that you will give us next week. We've spent the whole class breaking down these movies; put them to use in making your own now.

"Today, though, we focus on the kitchens, the heart of any Nancy Meyers film, so we'll take a few moment to break down the elements I expect to see in your kitchens, and then we'll get to work."
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"At this point," said Rosa, at the start of class, without any preamble or introduction or acknowledgement of the lack of class last week, "we've made it through the notable highlights of Nancy Meyers' film career. We skipped over a few of the less substantial ones of her earlier years, and the one watched last was actually the last major work she's put out. There was a 2017 Reese Witherspoon vehicle that she had a hand in producing, but since she neither directed or wrote it, we're not going to bother discussing it, and there was a meta for Father of the Bride short film released in 2020 that's also really not worth diving too deeply into.

"Which then leaves us at a point where we've got a good overview of her work in general and as a whole. So no movie today, just some application of what we've learned so far. I'll let you guys decide how you want to do this: we can either have a discussion about things like themes, ideas, concepts, what you felt worked in the movie and what you felt didn't, or you can write an essay about which of the films we've reviewed is your favorite and why."

Like a nerd.

"So. What do you guys think?"
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Rosa was trying to make it look like she'd gone missing so that she'd have an easy out/excuse for not deal with a Diaz family Thanksgiving, and a key component of that was simply not showing up for her class that day, without any sort of warning or note or anything. So if the students showed up for class as usual only to find their teacher had never shown up, sowing confusion and questions, then that was all part of the plan, really.

Although she also wouldn't be surprised if no one thought anything about her just skipping out on class, because it wasn't like it would be the first time. She'd even had a whole community center workshop that she just stopped having to see if anyone said anything, and, sure enough....

So enjoy your free period, kids. Hopefully you didn't stick around waiting for your teacher for too long like chumps.
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Yeah, Rosa had taken one look at the snot-nosed tiny creature that Tightpants had become that weekend and knew to just nope the fuck out for a while. It worked out pretty well, actually. She just headed up to New York to get some work done on a case or two, and waited to actually get a text back from Blackstone to confirm when everyone was back to being annoying adults instead of annoying children.

She kind of would have preferred if it had happened after she had her class for the week, but whatever, beggers couldn't be choosers, and it wasn't like this class was really that hard anyway.

"So today," said Rosa, once it was time to start class and she could be reassured that all her students were just annoying teenagers and not annoying ankle-biters, "we're reaching the the last full-length feature that Meyers has put out, and it's a bit of a departure from form when considering the last handful of movies that really cemented her style into the hearts and minds of her views. This movie, released in 2015 and another written, directed, and produced by powerhouse, and really flipped the script on a lot of Meyers' usual tropes. Instead of being a focused romance, it's more of a buddy dramedy. Our older protagonist reinventing themselves is a man this time, played by Robert De Niro, and his foil is a professional one, in the form of Anne Hathaway, who still embodies that classic Meyers workaholic boss babe, and the two strike up an unexpected friendship after a few roadblocks to discover all sort of different ways in which they can learn from each other, blah blah blah, so on and so forth.

"Once again, Meyers' ability to find unlikely pairings with incredible chemistry is her strong suit in this movie, with the interplay between De Niro and Hathaway being one of its highlights, probably more so than its convoluted plot and somewhat expectant beats. Still, it was refreshing to see Meyers focus on a different dynamic than some of her previous work. And it was apparently one of Quinten Tarantino's favorite movies that year and he thought it should have gotten an Oscar, but you do see Hathaway's feet and De Niro gets a foot massage, so I think we all know where that might be coming from.

"But, enough intro," she concluded. "Let's watch it, and see what you have to say about what it might be trying to say, as well as how it fits into what we've seen of Meyers' work so far."
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"This week," Rosa started, "we're getting into the film that named this class. Written and directed by Meyers and produced along side Scott Rudin, it stars Meryl Streep as a bakery owner still messing around with her ex-husband Alec Baldwin until Steve Martin comes along. It released on Christmas day and did fairly well, becoming Meyers' third most highest-grossing project, with the expected reviews that praised the performances of the cast while pointing out that the plot was pretty average and predictable, and, like, yeah, it's a Nancy Meyers movie, you don't go there to have your mind blown, you show up to watch competent older women being relatable and getting laid in exquisitely designed set pieces. It's a formula, and it works. But this one also includes those old people getting high, too, which I feel is a nice refreshing addition to the formula.

"Anyway, it's got the typical beats you're probably starting to expect with these movies: our protagonist finds herself in a somewhat messy, less-than-desirable romantic situation, enter third party to offer a less flashy, but more softly satisfying alternative. Throw in some missteps and cross-communication hi-jinx and a flippant male realizing the depths of his feelings or the errs of his way, and, bam. You got your Meyers movie. Which is to say, on the surface, it may seem complicated, but, really, when you consider Meyers' works thus far, it's really not, which, I don't know...says...something?

"So, we'll watch the movie, and then we'll talk about its general Meyers-ness and why you think it works. Or doesn't, although you might need to be bringing out some big guns if you're going to argue that side of it.
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Last night had been a very late one for Rosa, and she honestly didn't feel like teaching very much this morning, but the problem with a class about movies is that it made wanting wing it with a movie day a little more....well, complicated.

Ironic, since that was kind of the movie they were supposed to talk about that day, that the whole class title was based on, but Rosa didn't want to get into it that day.

Luckily, she found an elegant solution.

"Today," she said, "we'll be watching a movie, but it's not a Nancy Meyers movie. It is one of the greatest movies ever to be made in the entire existence of the world, but that's beside the point. Consider this sort of a test: we're going to watch this other movie, and compare and contrast: what similarities do you see with a Nancy Meyers film? Are there any fundamental differences? Would you classify this as a Meyers-esque film, why and why not? All that good stuff. And I've got candy, too, if you aren't sick of it yet."

And, if you hadn't guessed it by now, the movie was definitely exactly what you should have thought it was.
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"I know this is going to come to a shock to all of you," said Rosa, at the start of class, "but today, we're going to watch and discuss another Nancy Meyers film, and this one's actually probably up there as one of my favorites, because we get not just one amazing kitchen design, but two, both of them very different and with their own distinct charms. Now, the movie itself, both written and directed by the woman herself, involve two women, Cameron Diaz and Kate Winslet, from opposite sides of the pond dealing with some stupid heartbreak right before the holidays, so they work out a situation where they'll swap houses for the season, before Air BnB was even a thing: British journalist goes to America, American movie trailer producer ships off to England. Anyway, they meet people, they fall in love, there's emotional release and connection, and the women and their newfound romantic interests all meet together at the end for New Years, where....they probably won't live happily ever after, it's a Nancy Meyers film and her protagonists are younger, so they're probably due for another romantic or professional crisis again in about twenty years or so.

"Honestly, it's charming, and the fish-out-of-water elements are a big factor in it, but it's kind of hokey and predictable, even if Meyers tends to keep it away from being too saccharine. It's also long, especially for this kind of movie. But the houses are gorgeous, and the main take-aways are, I feel, the importance of letting go, loving yourself, and how much different a little chance of scenery can make. But I'd be interested to hear what you end up taking away from it."

Unless that take was negative, in which case, you could just GTFO.
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"Alright, guys," said Rosa, "we're finally getting into the real good stuff, where Meyers has found her stride as a writer and director and really put out a string of iconic, career-defining movements that will take us through the end of the class. Starting with 2003's Something's Gotta Give, almost entirely written, directed, and produced by Meyers herself. We've got powerhouse leads in Diane Keaton and Jack Nicholson, as two powerhouses who, in a series of hilarious events, wind up clashing and, eventually connecting, in more ways than one. And, hey, the big climatic moment takes place in Paris, and we were just there, so that's kind of cool.

"For the most part," she continued, "it was generally well received, with most of its praise going toward the performances and the fact that it was a rare example of an 'adult romantic comedy,' aka a 'hey, old people still like to bone, too' movie. It has very flawed, realistic characters than show growth and give throughout the movie, it's a good story, gorgeous sets, great actors....and Keanu Reeves.

"And let's not entirely gloss over the fact that Keaton's character's ex-husband directed all of her plays, considering Meyers' own professional relationship with her own ex. But I'm sure that's just coincidence.

"But enough preamble," she concluded, "let's let the movie speak for itself, and we'll talk about what we can take from afterwards. I will admit, since it's clearly gear more toward an audience of Meyers' peers, it will be interesting to hear the opinion of a much younger demographic."

Unless that opinion was that it sucked, in which case you were clearly an idiot.
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"Last week," Rosa started, never being one to really spend a whole lot of time with small talk before getting right into things, "we talked about Meyers' directorial debut, and this week, we're going to be looking at her follow up, meta for What Women Want, which is a movie Meyers has stated she didn't even want to direct. She just wanted to write it, and is not even credited as a writer on the film. She'd just broken up with her husband and frequent partner-in-crime Charles Shyer and really wanted to sink her teeth into rewriting a script that landed on her lap called Head Games, which would eventually become this movie. She was really excited for the challenge of retooling it into something better, but Shyer insisted that she also direct it, especially coming off of her directorial debut. And she was all 'but I don't want to direct it' and he was all 'but you have to direct it.' And so she directed it. And didn't get credit for the part she invested so much of her energy in.

"Kind of ironic," Rosa stated with a snort, "isn't it?

"Anyway, the movie had middling success, and most people thought it was okay, with kind of a mixed message because it's meant to be focused on women but just seems like it can never elevate itself above stereotype, and it played a little on some of Meyers' earlier works as sort of an homage to screwball comedies, though it was a little more heavy handed on the whole morality-play of it all. There was a 2019 inverse remake with Taraji P. Henson about what men want, as well as both a Chinese and an Indian remake.

"So let's watch some, and then we'll get into discussing how it was definitely a different time back them, and whether or not we can genuinely say, in good faith, 'well....they tried' and get excited because this is just the threshold to the wide open door that will be leading up into the Meyers Renaissance."
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"Well," said Rosa as she got the class started for the day, "we're finally stepping into Nancy Meyers' position as director in the films we'll be looking at, starting with her 1998 directorial debut with meta for The Parent Trap, which was also a pretty big film debut for actress Lindsay Lohan, playing two twins separated in their youth in their parents' big divorce, who meet at a summer camp and decided to get their parents back together, against all odds. It's a remake of a 1961 film of the same name, based on a 1949 German novel. So it's a remake of an adaptation, but with Meyers and Shyer behind revamping and updating the source material in their own particular way and Nancy finally getting a shot in the director's chair, what you end up with is a classic, charming little family-fun comedy for the ages.

"For some more familiar with her later work, this movie might feel like an odd choice for a directorial debut, but I'd argue it makes a lot of sense looking at Meyers' career up to this point, and even afterwards. The crux of the plot is a romance-driven one, but not really. There's the rom-com elements, but it's driven by the sisters and their bond and working together, and the romantic elements are just the result of that; the romance isn't necessarily the main thing. And that's where Meyers also improves on the original, in developing her main characters more. And even though its more focused on the kids, we still get her classic interiors in their respective homes: a Napa Valley vineyard and a London townhome.

"Anyway," Rosa shrugged slightly, "there isn't too much to say about this one. It was an important stepping stone into directing for Meyers--there's a rumor that she was asked to direct meta for The First Wives Club in 1996, which seems to have all the marks of a Meyers film in her later filmography, including staring Goldie Hawn and Diane Keaton, who inspired the casting of Lohan in this film because Meyers was looking for a 'young Diane Keaton'--but she apparently turned it down and doesn't even remember turning it down. She was actually set to make her directing debut with some Hugh Grant movie, but he backed out like an idiot, Meyers was pretty devastated by it, but she and her company working with Disney had just rewritten this script, and so she just directed this instead. So let's watch it, and we'll see if we can start picking out certain...Nancy-isms or just talk about what we liked or didn't like. I don't know."

All she knew is that she already had that stupid song from the original movie stuck in her head and she didn't even watch it.
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With a movie to watch and discuss, Rosa, of course, was not going to waste any time getting into the lesson for the day. "Today's probably going to be our last movie before Nancy finally makes her directorial debut; there are a few in between this one and that one, but they're not as notable. We only have so much time in a career of nothing but high marks, but extra credit if you seek them out on your own. Anyway, the timing of his one is pretty good, too, because it's another horror story," Rosa, "about weddings being dumb and that family sucks."

Were those really the lessons to take from the film? Guess you'll have the chance to discuss it later.

"Meta for Father of the Bride is another vehicle from Nancy as screenwriter, with a few others, and her husband as the director. It's our second film bringing her together with Diane Keaton, and it brings in Steve Martin as the main character, a man who's doing just fine until his daughter comes home to announce her whirlwind wedding to some guy she just met.

"It's a remake--take note of that, that'll come up again in next week's class--of a 1950s film of the same name, and did well enough to get a sequel in 1995. There's also more recent remake of it, made even more terrifying because now the families are Hispanic," which made it more personal, "and Nancy Meyers is not even involved."

The most horrifying part of all.

"Anyway, keep an eye out for trademark Meyersisms, which hopefully you should be able to start picking out now, and we'll watch some of the movie and discuss what it says about families, relationships, set design, and how amazing Diane Keaton is."
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"Unfortunately," never one for too much preamble or even more talking than was strictly necessary, despite what the lectures in this particular class may suggest, Rosa was apparently going to get right into it today, "we don't have the time to cover every entry in the Nancy Meyers filmography for this class, which is fine. It'll give you some lesser known gems to discover in your free time. We're mostly going to be hitting the highlights. 1987's Baby Boom was not directed by Meyers, but it was directed by her then-husband and co-writer Charles Shyer, and it's the horror story," Rosa, no, "of a woman whose life is completely upended by one of her cousins dying and leave her kid to her."

And therefor there reason why so many of Rosa's family members have received death threats if they even so much as think about dying.

"But she makes the most of it, and she makes it work, in a charmingly humorous way. This particular movie can be seen as the first big example of what many Nancy Meyers movies to follow would feature: you have your career-woman protagonist that doesn't have to settle for giving up her ambitions and talents, as well as the start of the lush, New England inspired interiors that she became known for. It also sparked a professional relationship between Meyers and the film's star, Diane Keaton, who would then go on to be in four more of Meyers' movie. The message itself, of finding that work-like balance, was a very popular theme in the time period as well, and many critics, right so, mark this movie as turning point in the way this particular balance was portrayed.

"And," she added, "like Private Benjamin that we watched last week, it, too, spawned a television series. So....we're going to watch some of it, and then we're going to discuss: career and family. Can you have both? And also, should it be illegal for cousins to die and leave you with your babies?"

That last one, of course, what rhetorical. Everyone knew the answer was clearly yes.

But Rosa did have a lot of cousins. It was a legitimate fear.
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"Finals week!" Aphra seemed far too chipper. "Time to put everything you've learned over the past weeks into use and write an essay exploring the subjective nature of reality, and how using a medium perceived as objective to portray your own version of events can be exploited in various ways."

Surprise!

"Two thousand words, not counting citations. Bar'leth standard. Get to it, kids!"
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"So we've talked about trying, we've talked about not trying at all, we've talked about weird deep sea diving fetishes, now let's talk about marketing!" Someone was in a cheerful mood. "Because people are big enough suckers that sometimes claiming your completely completely made up story is actually real footage works! Well enough that sometimes you have to wonder at people watching the resulting holo."
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"So, legends," Aphra started. "I'm not gonna say there's never anything to them, because if you can tease out the truth behind one, there's a very good chance of hitting major pay-dirt." Or dying horribly. Even odds.

"That said, anyone ever tells you that their holo is based on the really real truth behind one, they're probably lying and you'l have a real fun time if you rope someone who knows their stuff into watching it with you."
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Aphra was scowling at her datapad when the class came in, and waved her hand at the projector screen without looking up.

"Apart from history, the other place holomakers get things really wrong is tech," she said. "They treat it like it's magic, when often it's a chore to even get your dumb kid's entertainment, let alone anything else."
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"So, for no reason at all, it's time for this semester's screening of The Lady Cons' Caper. No reason."

Subtle, Aphra.
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Aphra was huddled over her cup of caf. "Gonna take a break from the historical stuff in order to take a more cultural experience, in this case one exploring the dangers of communises that live on small, insular islands," she said without a single trace of irony.
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"So on this planet there was this guy who wrote a bunch of plays of dubious historical accuracy," Aphra said. "This was because of a bunch of reasons, politics, different definitions of academic rigour, storytelling, and then a couple of hundred years later, they made a dubiously accurate story about him."

"It's like recursive dubious history!"
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"So we were going to do this thing where I picked a random historical event and we'd go through all the holos based on that event so you could see how changing attitudes, technology, and scholarship affected how the story got told, and what got focused on. But then I realised I'd have to watch them all first and that wasn't happening." Such work ethic, Aphra, such an example for the children.

"So instead where going with the one where the director was kind of in love with the ship and it made like a billion credits instead of people thinking he had a creepy shipwreck fetish."

It was also the one with boobs.
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"Last week I got kind of deep with why it's hard to make an accurate holo about the past because of the question of what accurate even means in a galaxy of subjective experience." Oh, is that what she'd done, was it? "Today's holo didn't even try."

Well, Aphra'd know something about that.
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"So, kids, you're probably wondering what the point of this class is if you didn't just sign up to watch holos." Not that Aphra was judging if any of them had. "The point is people. History doesn't just spring into being as objective fact. It's made by people, it's interpreted and reinterpreted by people, and people aren't reliable. Even when they aren't actively trying to sell you something, they miss things, they have biases, they aren't as clear-eyed as they want yout to believe."

"Which brings us to today's holo, I'm told it's a classic." Just not the one most people might have picked as an example.
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"Look, we could do introductions or some deep theory, but you all look familiar, so we're going to watch Space Battles."

Look, you'd all signed up to a movie class with Aphra, did you expect anything else?
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When the students arrived to class today, they would find the room missing its usual television and VCR, but with all the usual popcorn and snacks for the students to share.

"Good afternoon," Ziva said, smiling at everyone. "We have come to the end of the term, and I hope that you all have enjoyed our class as much as I have enjoyed having you here. Having a written final did not make much sense to me, so instead, I have a discussion question for you to answer: If you were going to make a film that you wanted to be considered a classic, what kind of film would you make?"

Oh, those poor students, having to think so hard for her. Hopefully, they wouldn't hurt anything in the process.
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Like the other teachers, Ziva had sent an e-mail to all of her students, telling them not to come to class today and warning them about how much trouble they would be in if they tried to get to the school.

However, unlike some of the other teachers, she was not in her classroom to shoo any crazy teenagers away. She enjoyed her job and her students, but she wasn't going to risk getting that smell on her for them. If they showed up, someone else would surely send them back where they should be.
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"Good afternoon," Ziva said as she greeted the class. "I hope you all enjoyed your Thanksgiving break last week." She certainly had, even if she still didn't fully understand the holiday. "Today we are going to see an example of a rare kind of classic film: the kind that was not a box office success. Most films that are considered classics were very successful in theaters - after all, if they are classics, they must be good films, and therefore people must have wanted to see them when they were originally released. But sometimes, movies only gain a larger, happier audience once they are out of the theaters, and available to watch in one's home.

"Today's film barely made enough money in theaters to cover its budget, but now, many years later, it is considered to be one of the best films ever made. Hopefully, you will all find it as enjoyable as others have."
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When the students arrived to class today, they would find not just the usual bowls of popcorn set out, but also some pies in a variety of moddable flavors. Ziva had been very good about not sampling any of them on the way back from town, no matter how good they smelled.

"Next week is the American holiday of Thanksgiving which, from my experience, is a holiday dedicated to eating as much as possible while surrounding yourself with family and friends. The holiday also marks the official beginning of the winter holiday season. As far as retail stores are concerned, that season began in September, so I decided that showing a classic holiday film a week early will be all right."

Especially since that meant pie. Mmmm, pie.
[identity profile] eager-platypus.livejournal.com
When the students arrived to class today, they'd find a note on the door:

Film class today is
CANCELLED
due to the current island madness.

(Have a good day.
Please do not get each other pregnant.)


God help her, Ziva had tried to find a movie that didn't have any kind of romantic subplot, but she hadn't been successful at all. Stupid film industry.

[I meant to get this up this morning, but the internet was hating. Sigh.]
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When the students arrived to class today, they would find the classroom surprisingly Ziva-less. The television and DVD player were set up as usual, and there was a note on the board for them.

In honor of Election Day (which was Tuesday, for those of you who are not American), this week's movie will be Mr. Jones Goes to Virginia. Yes, it is in black and white. You will all survive, I am certain. For your assignment, tell me: would you ever run for a public office? Why or why not?

Ziva certainly wouldn't, unless there was an Office of Stabbing People. She'd be able to keep all of her campaign promises then.
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"Good afternoon," Ziva said, once it seemed like everyone had arrived to class. "As you might have noticed from the films we have watched so far, the way that 'classic film' is defined can be vastly different depending on the person you ask. We have had award-winning films and art films and blockbuster films, and all of them can be considered 'classics.'

"Today, we will be continuing in a similar vein as last week. It is entirely possible that you have all seen this film at least once, and I would not be surprised if some of you have seen it multiple times. There are some films that we stop and watch every time they happen to be on the television, no matter what we are doing, no matter how far into the film we arrive, and no matter how many times we have already seen it. I believe these movies should be considered classics as well. You are, of course, certainly allowed to disagree with me, but I believe you will enjoy this movie even if you do."

And with that, Ziva turned on Space Battles - A New Start of course. Ziva might not know a lot about film, but she did have taste.
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When the students arrived to class today, they'd find the room set up as usual, except that next to the television, there was a table of moddable snacks, instead of just popcorn. It was possible someone was happy to not be a gazelle this week.

"Good afternoon," Ziva said, once everyone was settled in their seats. "I hope that you all enjoyed your break from classes, especially if you went on the school trip, and I am very glad to see you all back to your proper genders." Yeah, she was glad that was over too. Truly, there was no end to the island's awkwardness. "I know Homecoming is at the front of everyone's minds, but I am afraid today's movie does not relate very well. It does involve a party though, in a way, if you wish to stretch things a bit." Be glad she wasn't trying to sell it as a holiday film too. "Some people might not consider it to be a classic, but I believe that any film that spawns three sequels and has instantly recognizable catch phrases counts. Make sure to take some food before you get too comfortable, all right?"
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When the students arrived to class this week, they would find the television and DVD player set up next to...a gazelle.

Sometimes, Ziva really hated this place.

Don't ask how she got everything set up in her four-legged state. Only Gibbs would really be able to understand. By now, she was used to running a class as an animal at least once, so there was a note on the VCR that said "Last person in the room, please hit play." She was not, however, prepared when, instead of playing Rabat, the DVD turned out to be 98 Golden Retrievers instead. Hopefully, no one spoke gazelle and was horrified by what Ziva's angry noises translated to. At least the movie was American?
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When the students arrived to class this week, they would find Ziva arguing with, of all things, a unicorn. So far, it had complimented her figure, her skill with guns, and her determination to learn English, and really, she wasn't sure if she wanted to find out where the unicorn would go from there in front of the students.

"You need to be quiet, or get out of my class. Preferably both," she said with a glare. Sure, the compliments had been nice, but she was feeling a little uncomfortable now. Looking to the students, she tried to get herself back on track. "Good afternoon. This week, we are going to look at another genre of film, those that have to do with the American justice system. 12 Bitter Gentlemen is not quite as old as the film we watched last week, but it is still older than anyone here--"

"*NEIGH* You're strong for someone so young!"

"Shush!" Ziva said sharply, trying not to grumble. "As we are watching the movie, I would like for you to think about what kind of a jury member you would be. Would you be easily swayed by the opinions of others? Would you hold to your initial convictions? Or would you not be chosen to serve on a jury at all? To be honest, I do not know if I could be impartial enough to be on a jury. We will discuss this when the film is over." Assuming their time wasn't spent keeping Ziva from killing the unicorn, of course.
[identity profile] eager-platypus.livejournal.com
When the students first arrived to class, Ziva was too busy reading through her e-mail to greet them like she usually did. After a minute, she finally realized that she needed to start class, and shut her laptop, putting on a small, forced smile to hide her stress.

"Good afternoon," she said. "Today, we will be getting into the 'classic' part of our class title. The American Civil War was one of the bloodiest and deadliest wars in this country's history, and there have been so many films set in that time period that we could spend an entire semester on those movies alone, and still have some left that would remain unwatched. We, however, only have time to focus on one such film, so I decided that we should watch Left With the Breeze. It might be an old film - it was made seventy years ago - but it still appears on many lists as one of the best movies ever made."

Eying her laptop, and all of the e-mails from Ducky and Abby that she still had to read, Ziva added, "We will not be having a discussion question today. All you must do is stay seated and watch the movie." Somehow, she didn't think the students would mind her sudden change of plans.
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"Good afternoon," Ziva said, greeting everyone once they'd settled down. "Last week, we watched a movie that many would consider a 'chick flick.'" So, for this week, I picked something that I believe is a little more male-oriented. The Grandfather is considered by many people to be one of the best films ever made. While that is debatable, I suppose, it is one of very few movies to have a sequel that was as successful as the original, which I believe says something about the quality of the story in general. Still, it will be up to you to decide if you agree with the critics or not."
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"Good afternoon," Ziva said, greeting the class once it seemed like everyone was there. The desks were still in the classroom, but there were more comfortable chairs and beanbags on the floor as well, in case anyone wanted a nicer seat in front of the television screen.

"The first film we are going to watch together is one that some people might not consider a classic. Olympia is not a terribly old film at all, but it was an extremely successful film, and it deals with a real event that actually took place in American history. Therefore, I thought it would be a good place to start our class. First, we will watch the movie, and then we will have a short discussion. Does that sound good?" Without waiting for an answer, Ziva clapped her hands. "Wonderful, let us get started."
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Ziva wasn't sure what she'd been thinking when she'd agreed to teach this class, except maybe that it might be fun to teach something new. Deep down, she wondered if it was possible that she was missing Tony, but that was just a crazy thought.

Once the students had gathered in the classroom, Ziva leaned up against the desk and smiled at them. This was a nice, big group, and she had a good feeling about that. Of course, she had good feelings about small groups too, but still. "Good afternoon, and welcome to the classic American film class," she said. Anyone who was familiar with the U.S. might notice that Ziva didn't exactly sound American, being from Israel and all, but maybe no one would say anything.

"I am Ms. David, and I see many unfamiliar faces," she continued, "so I would like to take our time today to get to know your names and a little bit about where you are coming from and why you are here, whether you are a fan of movies, or you would like to learn more about this strange country in which you've ended up, or whatever else was your reasoning. Also, I have not chosen any assistants for this class, so if you would like to volunteer, come and talk to me after class. Now, let us get started."
chosehumanity: (mitchell: innocent)
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"Good morning," Mitchell spoke, at the entrance to the Danger Shop, holding a packet of papers in his hands. "Today will be your final exam."

He watched the class expectantly. Then laughed. "It's far too warm out," he said, magnanimously, "So none of these for you." He dropped the papers. "We're going to skip ahead a decade," he continued, "To the 1940s, and show you one of the greatest romances of our time. Casablanca Cherchell documents love during the Second World War - the topic of my next class, if anyone's interested--" Too chipper, Mitchell. Too chipper. "--but to appreciate it properly, we're going to have to adapt to the style of the time. Those of you who aren't from this time and place, the 1940s were all about gangsters and mixed drinks and danger."

The environment warped to show... a good number of dressing rooms and a bar. "Get yourselves dressed up properly," he called, "Grab a drink and something to eat, and speed yourselves into the theatre. I expect to see you all as disaffected as possible, so talk through the movie."

Beat.

"Except for when it's really good, which is most of the time. It was originally intended to be a propaganda picture, but it didn't take well to audiences at the time. Obviously," he grinned at the class, "Opinions will change over time, like anything else. So go on. If you want extra credit, tell me what you thought. Especially of that scene where all the chairs fall over."

He was going to have to talk to George about that.

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"Last week, I said we'd be talking about genre film," Mitchell told the class, his hands firmly set on the couch itself. "The word genre means 'a stylistic category'. That means that genre film, by its very nature, is stylised. Prior films also had genres of their own, of course, but in the 1930s, all the new technical changes meant that a couple of very important genres were born. Musicals, screwball and horror, most prominently. This is the dawn of 'ScreamYell' and of 'The Red House'." He glanced around the room to see who actually recognised those titles. Yes.

"Obviously, the innovation of sound brought the musicl into the world. It started off a bit--" He searched for a word, "Stilted," he said, finally, "With revue musicals, which were just songs upon songs strung together on film. But quickly, new kinds of musical started to appear: backstage musicals, taking place behind the scenes of an actual musical, operettas, and integrated musicals, like the Red House, where the songs just... flowed into the narrative. You saw Swinging Time last week: that's a backstage musical. 'Adore Me This Eve', which we'll be watching later, is an operetta. You can tell, because it takes place in a fantasy world."

He took a breath, and glanced through the class. "Another big genre that came to be in the sound era was horror. It did exist before the time of sound, but it didn't really take off-- at least not as a genre in and of itself. 'The Vanishing Man', 'The Mummy', all of these films were born in this age, one after another. It was a genre that quickly found its stylistic footing, to the point where studios would just give their directors a title to work off, and see what they got. That's how we got 'Ran with Zombies', for example." He gave the class a quick grin. "On the less supernatural end of things, this time also brought us gangsters." He seemed too amused about that.

"Scarred Face, that famous mob movie, was one of them. That came out in 1932. Film has a habit of covering the issues of the time that just came before it, so the time right at the end of, and after, the prohibition of alcohol was rife with these kind of stories. People started to put their fantasies on them, as gangsters wore fancy clothes and bought big cars with little issue. Most of the time, they followed the same basic pattern. Two men who were utterly different but close friends would choose different pathways in life, one of crime, and one of the straight and narrow. And in the end, one of them would die violently, usually in a shoot-out." He made a gesture with his hand. "Of course, at the time, the public had trouble dealing with all the violence, even if it seems nearly tame by modern standards. The studios tried to cope by making their stories milder, or to turn them around, make it about redemption, like Feathered Wings, Filthy Faces."

He pushed himself down against the couch. "Out of mob movies came Film Noir," he continued, "Which took all the dark edges the studios had rubbed away and fashioned them into something new. Finding new paths to tell these stories. They were detective stories, set mostly in the 1940s, full of femme fatales and treachery and coldness and death. These weren't good people. The films weren't supposed to be about good people."

He scraped his throat. "To end this class on something lighter," he said, "We have the screwball comedy. Sort of like a romantic comedy now, it'd be about two people in love with enough money to act like complete idiots." He grinned again. "Take 'Past the Ninteenth Century', for example. It's the love between a theatre entrepeneur and the lady he romances, and they both start to act more and more like twats as the movie continues. Or 'The Night It Happened', where a heiress flees to marry a playboy but falls in love with the long-suffering reporter who follows her. The genre mostly died in 1945 at the end of the war, but there's been attempts to revive it long after."

He finally took a pause to breathe. "I want you all to pick one of these genres, and write a short summary for a fictional film. Get creative. It'll be good for you."

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"Sound!"

Mitchell wasn't looking more than averagely nervous this week. Really, he wasn't. If anything, overeager might have been the word. "The Jazz Performer came out in 1927, cementing the presence of sound in cinema," he started, grinning lightly and trying not to look too much in Jack's direction if he was there. "They'd been working on different ways to introduce sound to cinema since the early 1920s, but it wasn't until the 30s that it was really accepted. Studios thought that if they put sound to film, it might compromise what they'd been doing with camera movements, with mise-en-scene..." He clacked his tongue. "That was crap," he said, succinctly.Cut for TL;dr )

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"Last week, we talked about Europe," Mitchell started without much of a preamble. "This week, we'll be discussing the country you're standing in. The Great War gave a massive economic impulse to American society, but we're not here to talk about that kind of history. What matters is that in the 1920s, American film started to flood the markets. The Roaring Twenties were all about the fast pace of life and the big film studios really started to live. Paramount, MGM, Universal, Fox, Warner Brothers, all of these studios came to integrate themselves. They built their own studios with artificial lighting and editing systems."

He made a few gestures. "They developed many new forms of cinematography, like this blurry kind of image they created by taping bits of gauze to the camera." He had to let go of a laugh at... something, over that one. "They changed the film stock, too, so the camera could capture all of the colours, not just purples, blues and greens - and turn them into different shades of grey. It doesn't sound like much right now, but trust me, audiences were excited about it." He'd know, yes.

"It was also the rise of some of the first true star directors," he said, "D. W. Griffith had started early, of course, but you also had people like Cecil B. De Mille, who did The Ten Commandments, and John Ford, who shot a lot of the first early westerns. Europeans flooded the American shores again as well, looking for a bit of luck on film, see if they got anywhere. One of these blokes was called Charlie Chaplin. Some of you might've heard of him." He glanced around the room. "He used to do musical halls in Britain," he continued, fondly, "Sort of a big thing. But not as big as he became once he started doing comedies. Then there was Ernst Lubitsch, who shot Madame Ducherie and The Commitment Cycle and so on. F.W. Murnau who did Sunup, bringing expressionist style into American film. It didn't bring in a lot of money, but it had an effect like most could only dream about."

He swung his legs up. "Finally, the 1920s in America brought us animation," he said, "The techniques had been invented in the 1910s, but they didn't quite get it right until then. Brought us the first Mewix the Cat films. The Mouse came to be in that period, too - as Disney produced Big Boat Millie, which would establish them as the big cartoon powerhouse to be reckoned with."

"Animation was a big process," he said, "One artist would draw the key frames, another would draw the tiny movements in between, and then there was a lot of other stuff going on. I'd like you all to pair up and try that."
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"The 1920s saw the rise of a few big seperate film industries," Mitchell said. He was perched on the back of his couch again, his feet on the cushions. "We'll get to the United States next week. This week, we're talking about Germany, about the Soviet Union, and how they coped after the Great War." There was almost a moment's hesitation there, on that note. "For those of you not of this time, the Great War was... epic and brutal and dragged on from 1914 till 1918, destroying lives, destroying borders, ending nationalism on piles upon piles of men who thought they were going to be heroes for their people."More teal deer gather... )

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