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One last class, one last ethical decision!

Okay, at least, one last painstakingly contrived ethical decision. Your lives were likely going to be filled with them. Which was why Liliana suggested getting rid of as many as possible before that happened. It made things ever so much easier.

Today's breakfast was a variety of sweet and savory breakfast rolls, along with the usual collection of coffees, teas, and fruit juices.

"This, I will admit, I found preprogrammed in the Danger Shop, though I've changed a few of the details," Liliana said, once people were settled in with however much breakfast they desired. "You are a captain of a small spaceship; while it does have both offensive and defensive capabilities, its primary function is that of exploration. One day, you pick up an emergency distress broadcast by the captain of another ship, a ship transporting several civilian families emigrating to a new colony. They think their ship was hit by space debris, damaging many critical functions - including shields and engines - and their hull has been breached. Life support is failing and if they are not rescued soon, they will not survive.

"However, when mapping out where this ship is located, you realize that they have drifted into a dangerous and lawless part of space, where renegade ships of thieves and slavers are known to prey on any ship they think they can outfly or outfight. This could be a legitimate call for help, this could be a ruse from a group waiting to attack your ship, it could even be both: legitimate people in legitimate danger who are being used as unwitting bait. You seem to be the only ship close enough to pick up the distress signal, which means there are no other ships close by to come to their rescue, never mind yours.

"Your crew is asking for your decision; the longer you dither, the higher the likelihood that the ship will run out of life support and that someone unfriendly and opportunistic will find them. Their life expectancy does not increase by much, should that be the case. But for you to go to them, you are risking your lives and the lives of your entire crew, the majority of whom are not trained to fight. For you to ignore them, you are sentencing dozens of people - of families - to death. You have not hailed the other ship yet; you can simply pretend you never heard it and continue on your way. From what you can tell, opinion amongst the crew is pretty evenly split between going to save them and flying away, so asking for a vote won't help. The decision comes down to you, Captain. What is your order: do you attempt to rescue the civilians? Or do you leave the Kobayashi Maru to its fate?"
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Once again, breakfast was laid out amongst tables and people were free to find their own seats and make themselves comfortable for what would be another casual, relaxing day in Ethics class.

Tigger warning for guns and violence, details in the OOC note )

"So," Liliana asked, as she did every week. "What will you do? What is the most ethical way forward? Do you lend your assistance to create a weapon that can and will make death even easier, even faster, even cheaper? Or do you refuse, and prolong their suffering under corruption and tyranny?"

[This post describes abuses of people at the hands of a privileged elite, as well as guns and the potential repercussions of introducing them to your standard, pre-industrial fantasy population. The post does mention the possibility of giving guns to children, but not in any way that evokes modern gun violence (especially in schools), but to highlight the drawbacks of both sides of the ethical decision. The underlying premise of this post taken from Vox Machina S03E07, showing Anna Ripley's tragic backstory and her subsequent offer to Percy is what gave me the idea for Liliana teaching this class in the first place.]
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After one week in the Danger Shop and one off for a trip abroad, class was once again being held in the conversatory in the creepy mansion in the woods. In addition to the regular selection of beverages, there was a selection of various delicious handpies, each platter accompanied by a discreet list of ingredients, so nobody would have to worry about allergens or dietary restrictions.

"Good morning--" a stretch, considering how early it was and how much Liliana could still be sleeping, "--and welcome back to class." Anyone who expected Liliana to apologize for canceling class while she flitted off to Argentina to get engaged was in for a very long wait. "Today, we're discussing another short story, this one called The Cold Equations by Tom Godwin. It is, in fact, very short, and I highly recommend that people read it, either before the discussion, or on your own time; I've enough copies to pass out. But, as a summary )

Liliana looked around the class, violet eyes dark and fathomless. "So here is your cold equation, darlings. You are the pilot. You have medicine for 6 dying men. You are the only ship in the area, there is no chance of a last minute rescue. There is a girl standing in front of you, telling you that she's very sorry, that she just wanted to see her brother, and your ship's computer is informing you that you will reach the point of no return in just a few minutes. What do you do?"
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A notice had gone out Monday evening informing the class that this week's class would be cancelled.

Liliana had had an ethical dilemma over whether or not she should cancel class for her own entertainment but - and this should come as a shock to nobody - she wasn't great at ethics, okay?

Enjoy your free period, darlings. We continue with a new scenario next week.
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Liliana had reached out and informed the class that they would be meeting in the Danger Shop today several days before the island had decided to be cute. So, the giant steamer trunk that simply said THE MENDING (in all the alphabets that she could read, including Braille for maximum rudeness!) that had nearly blocked her in the room this morning hadn't only inconvenienced her--as well as proving her her previous decision both right and prescient. Had she thought that being in the Danger Shop would stop the luggage from appearing, however....well, that she was sad to discover was not to be.

Might Get More Bags After This Class... )

"But, what is easy to decide in a solarium, surrounded by your peers and focusing only on a single child's misery, may become much harder when you are face to face with the people who will actually pay the price for your actions." She waved around the park, then pointed to various buildings. A hospital. A university. A day care. A market. "Welcome to Omelas, darlings. Today's ethical decision: decide whether or not you will be the personal architect of the city's downfall. Best of luck."
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Considering everybody knew where to meet and how to get there, Liliana didn't offer the several minute's grace she had last week, starting her lecture at nine am exactly. People were welcome to continue to help themselves to breakfast, of course - there were mini-omelettes in bacon cups, vegetarian mini-omelettes, mini quiche bites, hashbrown bites, and a variety of breakfast crostinis available for the hungry, courtesy of Ignis, as Liliana certainly didn't cook - but she was going to continue lecturing while they did.

"So, today, we have our first ethical dilemma," Liliana said. "It's taken from the short story Those Who Walk Away From Omelas. This story opens upon Omelas, a wonderful society where there is no hunger, no violence, no kings, no gods, no masters. They are not a simple people, they have advanced technologies, they've cured common diseases, they have art and literature and science, and are sophisticated as any of us. But, more than anything else, they are happy. Comfortable. All children are loved and wanted, all consenting relationships are celebrated, every person is cherished, living not a life of pointless luxury, but joyful abundance. Scarcity does not exist here.

Those who walk away... )

The end of her lecture, she sat back and looked at the class. "So, today's ethical dilemma is a simple question: go or stay? Do you stay and participate in mindful happiness, or are you one of the ones who walks away? Answer that and prepare to defend your choice--but. Remember my rules. You are answering for this exact scenario only. You cannot stay and work to free the child, or tear the city down brick by brick. if you leave, you do not get to return with an army, or declare you're going to one of the surrounding towns. "Go forth, alone and into darkness, or stay and participate in society. Those are your only two options."

[Hey, head's up! Under the cut is part of the text of TWWAFO, specifically extreme neglect and abuse of a child. Be safe!]
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Rather than teaching in a classroom this session, everyone in class had been instructed to make their way to the creepy mansion in the woods Professor Vess's home, and to follow the path around the house to the back, where a long glass room ran almost the full length of the house. This was where their class would be held from now on; at least until specified otherwise. It was not difficult to find their professor, she was in a wide open area with a number of different seating options arranged in a circle: a couch, several loveseats, a scattering of arm chairs (probably? none of them were murderous?), cushions and blankets, even a few hanging chairs, and a papasan or two. Look, there were sixteen of you, everybody should be able to find somewhere comfortable to sit. There were trays and tray tables, so people could help themselves to the breakfast charcuterie boards, courtesy of Professor Scientia, that were sitting on a low table in the middle of the circle, along with a selection of juices, teas, and (of course) coffee.

Terms and conditions may apply )

"Now, a word about the scenarios. As I said, they are meant to put you in difficult and ugly situations. For some of you, these situations may hit uncomfortably close to home. If you find yourself emotionally compromised by a day's scenario, you're always welcome to leave the discussion, whether it's for a few minutes or for the remainder of the period. Lastly, my office hours are on Fridays, if you would like to discuss topics pertaining to class. Any questions or concerns thus far?"
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We're having a practical exam today," Anakin said from the front of the class where he was keeping a wary eye on a clearly irritated Alot of Holiday Annoyances, which was covered in twinkly lights and emanating the distinct hum of Mariah Carey's "I don't want Alot for Christmas" (which was, frankly, hurtful to the Alot's feelings).

"It's all very good to consider the ethics of violence in the abstract," Ahsoka spoke with the serenity of one who did not celebrate the local holidays and more importantly was able to opt out of dealing with them. "But sometimes you have to deal in the concrete. The concrete and angry."

No, the Alot of Holiday Annoyances did not want to play Whamageddon, it had a noise sensitivity.

"This, as you might've guessed, is Alot of Holiday Annoyances, and they only get more powerful and irritated as the season progresses. How should we deescalate?"

"After all there are many kinds of negotiations," Ahsoka said with a beatific smile.

"Do not kill the Alot," Anakin added.

Could holiday annoyances ever really die?
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Anakin's hair was decidedly less lustrous than normal.

"So we've had my least favorite day of December," he grumbled.

Ahsoka, on the other hand, looked downright radiant. If asked, she'd put it down to not having hair. It wasn't technically lying.

Anakin's mood soured even further looking at how happy and unaffected she was. It was very healthy!

"Today we talk about the ethics of taking your mood out on others and how sometimes they deserve it."

Anakin, no.

"Or about how when a person has a device tuned to them, they're not obligated to share."

Ahsoka, no.

"This isn't about your shower." It was 80 percent about her shower.

Press xesh to doubt, kids. "I didn't mention my shower."

She didn't have to.

"We can also discuss the ethics of basic courtesy," Anakin added.

"It is very discourteous to try and steal someone's sonic cleanser, yes."

This could go on for a while.
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"There are a lot of ethical minefields to work around when it comes to holiday celebrations," Anakin began. "Familial obligations to see people you might not want to spend time with normally, traditional foods that everyone doesn't love, finding gifts for someone who hates everything--it can be exhausting."

"And that's the best case scenario," Ahsoka added. "It's rarely the best case scenario."

Anakin snickered. "So today we will practice the art of not rising to the bait." Anakin was especially terrible at this.

Case in point. "Like not discussing why some humans seem to be unable to manage their pelts."

"Do you mean Obi-Wan's beard?" Anakin asked.

"I mean some people's beards." Skywalkers as a class did not do facial hair well.

"Because his beard was good," Anakin said, already missing the point of this discussion.

"I never said his beard wasn't." In case anyone had any doubts.

"We'll give you some scenarios--" one would definitely be about commenting on a relative's terrible goatee, "--and see how you do."
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When the class arrived, they'd find their teachers in the front of the classroom again, one looking slightly more pleased with himself than the other.

He was also chewing.

"We did have a class planned on the ethics of hospitality and social customs around food, but it turns out one of us had different ideas."

Which one of them could she mean?

It was truly a mystery for the ages. "I missed breakfast," Anakin protested.

"That's what ration bars are for," Ahsoka pointed out, completely reasonably. "Not the demonstration cookie." The last one at that.

"But cookies are tastier than ration bars," Anakin replied with an unrepentant shrug. "We can adjust the class."

Ahsoka was giving him such a judgemental look right now. "Yes. We can. How do you handle betrayal ethically?"

"It was a cookie," Anakin said, "Betrayal feels like a strong word for this."

"The last cookie." Ahsoka had the moral high ground.

How dare you make him experience a consequence for his choices, Ahsoka. "Very well," Anakin said. "Let's discuss how we don't overreact to other people's actions."

Sure, Anakin.

"Well, some of us have firsthand knowledge there."

Anakin.

Anakin had never overreacted to anything-- yeah, even the narrative couldn't pretend that was true.

"So let's discuss how we react to small disappointments," Anakin said. "Confront the person? Ignore it? Start a passive-aggressive internal list of all the ways this person has wronged you and eventually explode about it?"

Anakin.
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"The most important part about decision-making," Anakin began from his spot in the Danger Shop that had been, strangely, set up like a sumo wrestling arena, "is to make you choices from a place of mental clarity. Decisions we make rashly--when we are upset, angry, or afraid--tend to be bad ones."

Not that anyone here knew anything about that. Anakin.

"However, sometimes the fastest way to attain such clarity of mind is through physical exertion." That was Ahsoka's justification for this class, and she was sticking to it.

Anakin nodded. "And since we're not giving you lightsabers, the Jedi's preferred version of stress relief, I went through the summer team building supplies and found these bumper balls for you to wear and get some aggression out in a safe way."

You're welcome.
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When the Ethics students came into class today, they'd find their teachers looking a little confused while surrounded by an extensive pillow fort.

"The structure stubbornly refuses to move," Anakin admitted. "We've tried to lift it three times."

"So we're just going to have to work around it." And by work around it, they meant abandoning their lesson plans in favour of a movie day. It was the only ethical choice.

"We've found an educational movie about ethical decision making," Anakin said, nodding, "and we can watch and discuss it."

"There are a number of lessons to be learnt from this film." First and foremost, make sure Aphra hadn't been anywhere near the projector recently.

Anakin frowned as the movie began. "Was this the movie we picked?"

Ahsoka tilted her head thoughtfully. "I don't think so."

"Maybe we'll all learn something, then," Anakin said. They'd all learn about sexy thieves!

And really, wasn't that the most important thing to learn about?
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Welcome back to classes, students! Hopefully you were all rested from your week off because your teachers were ready to put your brains to work right now, in this bumping trolley car in the Danger Shop that you found yourselves in today.

"In case you've never heard of the Trolley Problem," Anakin began, "it's a philosophical conundrum that debates the idea of sacrificing the few for the many." He gestured around the space. "In the scenario, you are in a trolley where the brakes aren't working and a turn is coming up. You can either shift one direction and kill five people or in the other direction and only kill one."

He smiled. "We will not be killing anyone, real or generated." He felt the reassurance was needed in case they thought he was that crazy.

It was almost like he'd developed a reputation or something. "This is purely a thought exercise," Ahsoka added. "And due to the nature of the ethical problem it's designed to explore, none of the various third options that you might think up are going to work...though we will have a section for that at the end of class."

Anakin nodded. "You cannot teleport the people out or use super strength to stop the trolley or time travel to stop the scenario from beginning. At its most unvarnished, you have the choice of one person or five. Everything else is justification for your choice: is the one person old, or a criminal, or your wife? Are the five children, or especially brilliant, or truly terrible? Does that matter? Should it matter?"

"Even choosing not to choose is a choice with its own weight and responsibility, not an abdication of same," Ahsoka said.

Anakin nodded again. "You might not like the set-up of the scenario, but life doesn't work the way you want it to, either. Demanding a third option won't help. Sometimes you just get two bad options. At least today they don't have lasting consequences other than learning a bit about yourselves."
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Anakin's voice had returned, fortunately, and he was ready to impart all sorts ethical knowledge to his students.

Any minute now. Yep.

"Sometimes schools of thought get mired in the details of everyday life and lose sight of the reason they exist," Anakin finally offered. "Lost in minutiae of dress codes and curfews and who gets promoted and how."

"Politics," Ahsoka added dryly.

"Exactly!" Anakin said, nodding. "Politics is distracting, annoying, and insidious." He made a face. "And everywhere."

It was like sand, in a way.

"People tend to overcomplicate things. And argue about them."

"And then everyone wastes time of being right and not on what they're supposed to be doing."

In his defense, the pre-imperial Senate had been almost entirely useless.

As opposed to Anakin and Ahsoka, who were two of the most focused sapients in the galaxy and no one here had any proof otherwise. "So how do you avoid falling into that trap of arguing the right way of doing good instead of actually doing it?"
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Somehow, Anakin looked even more dramatic and glowering than usual. Ahsoka on the other hand looked far too amused with herself.

"Master Skywalker has come down with something and will be resting his voice this week," Ahsoka informed the class. "So in the interests of aiding him in this endeavour, we will be watching a movie this class, one showcasing some deeply unethical behaviour.And while it's unlikely you may encounter this exact situation, it can be helpful to learn to recognise the signs of someone attempting to manipulate you."

Just ignore Anakin continuing to glower, his face just looked like that.
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Anakin and Ahsoka stood dramatically (as always) in front of the classroom with their Jedi robes. "Every culture has a way of separating behaviors that are acceptable to the collective community from those that are not," Anakin began. "Murder, theft, adultery--those actions rip at the fabric of a society."

"Often, however, cultures can get ...dramatic about it." Shut up. "These actions aren't treated as bad because of the harm they cause others, but because the impulses behind them might make a person look bad."

"Or make the person who was supposed to teach the correct behaviors look bad," Anakin added with a tiny, unamused smile. "On this planet, for some of the dominant religions, they call the forbidden actions 'deadly sins.'"

"Because why actually work on your failings when you can just declare someone damned and be done with it."

Anakin's smile turned amused at that. "Well, you have to admit that it's more streamlined."

"In case you haven't noticed yet, ethics isn't really a streamlined subject, " Ahsoka told the class in an aside. "Now generally these deadly sins are considered to be wrath, pride, lust, gluttony, sloth...what were the other two? "

"Envy and greed," Anakin said, smiling. "Generally not Jedi vices."

Ahsoka rubbed her chin thoughtfully. "I feel like some of these are similar enough that you could condense them down."

"The four and a half deadly sins doesn't sound as good, though," Anakin said.

"Like I said before, dramatic." Again, shut up.

"Maybe a little," Anakin agreed. "Today we'll be discussing the one we are most tempted by."

No one would ever guess Anakin's. No one.
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Your teachers were wearing very ominous cloaks this week. For reasons.

"Empathy can be considered another fundamental building block of creating an ethical system," Ahsoka began. "You recognise that people who are not you are people and worthy of consideration and respect, and there are a number of peoples throughout the galaxy, usually but not exclusively, gregarious pack-forming ones, who are exceptionally good at extending that empathy outwards."

"And then you meet the other ones," Anakin said. "Venal, selfish, and out for credits and power. But it's not only the Hutts."

"The worst of these not only lack empathy themselves, but spend immense amounts of time and energy denigrating those that do possess it," Ahsoka said.

"Being able to understand another being's perspective is an immense gift," Anakin agreed. "It ends wars. It stops suffering. Someone striving for an ethical life would never seek to cause pain."

"Of course, then there are various games that enable us to explore our darker impulses without actually harming people," Ahsoka said. Was this class going to involve Sims and pool ladders? Quite possibly.

"They are also good places to learn to not to indulge in those impulses to begin with," Anakin said. "Once you go down a dark path, it becomes increasingly easy to justify your actions as everyone else being blind to the true vision only available to you." His lips twitched. "Free advice for the future: if you are the only one who sees things as they really are, the chances are very good that it's you who's wrong."

Not that anyone here had any experience with that. No one! Good teachers just knew these things! Anakin gestured to the simulation around them. "So either explore your darker impulses today here in a place without consequences, or go find something less destructive to do. I will be attempting to cook."

He would 100 percent accidentally burn down this fake kitchen.

"I will be standing by with the fire suppressant," Ahsoka said.
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Class was meeting in the Danger Shop today, where there was no sign of Anakin, but there were piles of pet costumes and a number of simulated cats who looked remarkably similar to Anakitty.

"Following on from last week, one important aspect of developing your sense of ethics, is that developing one takes work," Ahsoka said after greeting the class. "You have to learn to understand yourself and your faults, and that you will have stumbles and failure. There are few things as dangerous as someone who believes they can never be in the wrong. Or that they could never act in an unethical manner.

"The truth is that there are very few people who cannot rationalise a certain amount of flexibility with regards to living up to their own ethical standards. For example, many ethical systems agree that harming another is wrong, but what constitutes harm? Is it physical damage, emotional trauma, bruised dignity?

"Say you do believe the last is an unethical form of harm. So if you were in a position where you could bruise someone's dignity, perhaps by dressing them in the most embarrassing costume you could find while they were turned into a cat," To pick a completely random example. "Of course you wouldn't do it.

"But what if this person had previously caused you a similar embarrassment? Would that make it more or less ethical? What if it wasn't actually them but a stand in? What if someone was planning on taking holos to show this person later?" She paused significantly. "These are all pressing ethical questions, that I trust you will give serious consideration during this lesson."
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"Welcome to your final, everyone," Anakin said, putting exam papers onto everyone's desk. "Of all of my many ethics classes, you have been one of them."

Thanks for that, Anakin.

"Enjoy your holiday break. Try not to be unethical now that you've had this course."
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Fantastic. It was Everyone Wears a Stupid Hat Day, Anakin's absolute favorite! You could tell by the giant scowl on his face. "Well, today is a good day to talk about how we deal with events beyond our control," Anakin said, tossing the pompom part of his Santa hat away from his eyes.

Again.

"While we might plan to live a boring, morally upright life, the truth is that--and especially on this island--many things are well beyond our ability to anticipate and change. My question to you today is, how do you adapt to something like that? Or do you just...not, and wait for things to change back to better suit you?"
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"Hello, everyone," Anakin said, bringing back the bowl of horrifying candy of delicious Thanksgiving-themed candy corn. "I trust you all have essays for me about the ethics of being emotionally blackmailed into visiting acquaintances and relatives you don't like simply because it's the holiday season. I look forward to hearing your thoughts on this. If you did not write the essay that was assigned, you will need to eat some of this candy and then explain your thoughts on the topic."

Anakin was mean.
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There was a note on the door when the students arrived:

Had to travel up to my in-laws early this year. We have three more Thanksgiving dinners to attend this time, apparently. Please write an essay about the ethics of forcing your loved ones to spend time with people they actively loathe once a year under the umbrella of 'it's the holidays' and bring it next week.

--AS


Well. At least he'd left you Thanksgiving-flavored candy corn for your trouble? Though that stuff was probably also an ethical violation.
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Anakin was showing a film! Well, part of a film. A tiny part of a film.

A film with singing.

"Right, this example is set in France a long time ago," Anakin said, turning off the movie as the man sang about stealing a loaf of bread, "and the man whole stole the bread eventually turned his entire life around after escaping from prison but the police officer chasing him could never square the idea that a thief could change."

He leaned back against his desk. "So, what do you think? Is there ever an excuse for stealing? Can people who do illegal things be rehabilitated?"
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"Sometimes there are words that express an emotion so perfectly that you're kind of angry your language didn't come up with it, too," Anakin said. "Today we're going to talk about one of those words: schadenfreude. It's a German word that means taking pleasure in the misfortune of others and I know we've all experienced it."

He smirked slightly. "It comes up frequently around here during gremlin bites, since gremlins are basically schadenfreude given form."

He leaned back against his desk. "So, from an ethical standpoint, why do you think our initial reaction to other people having bad luck is to laugh about it? Does it matter if you already dislike the person? Is this related to why watching people get hit in the privates is always hilarious?"
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Anakin had an excess of non-monster chocolate left over from the weekend, which was why the students would find either a fun-sized bar of fair trade/free trade chocolate (because Ethics class and also because his wife was a connoisseur of decent candy) a full-sized bar, or nothing at all, hidden in their desks.

"Today we talk about jealousy, feelings of entitlement, and resentment," Anakin said, biting into his candy. "Now before you came to class, all of you were equal in the amount of chocolate you didn't have before you. And now some of you are still in the same chocolate-less having moment, while others have more. No one did anything to earn this chocolate, it's just the luck of where you sat down. Now you could move around, attempting to change your fate. You could ask for your classmates to share, though they are under no obligation to do so. Or you could sit there and be angry at me for not being equitable, though, again, I'm under no obligation to do so."

He smiled. "Let's discuss. Why do we expect fairness when it so seldom happens?"
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"This weekend is an Earth holiday called Halloween," Anakin said, "so if you've been wondering about the decorations and the skeletons, that's what it's for."

He then gave an explanation about Halloween that was about 60 percent accurate, if you accounted for how he'd graduated from high school with a vampire, had known werewolves, and some of the people he'd taught over the years had been dead.

And that wasn't even bringing in Force ghosts.

"Now that that's more clear--" sort of, "--let's get to crux of the matter, which is throughout the weekend, you may dress up in costumes and receive candy from strangers for free," Anakin said. "At no other time of year is it considered a safe or ethical practice to go up to someone's door and threaten them with mischief in exchange for snacks." He glanced around the room. "Is this a tradition you are familiar with? Is there a holiday in your home dimension that celebrates the veil between the living and the dead and symbolic bribes to keep the malevolent away? Does it work?"
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"Welcome back from vacation," Anakin began. "I trust you enjoyed your trip up to Boston. Christianity, one of this planet's major religions, takes a group of behaviors or habits that lead to other immoralities and call them, slightly melodramatically, the 'Seven Deadly Sins.' The seven sins are pride, greed, wrath, envy, lust, gluttony, and sloth."

He smiled a little ruefully. "I know I've fallen victim to...most of them...over the course of my life, the emotions that can overwhelm you and lead to some monumentally stupid life choices."

And Anakin Skywalker knew from monumentally stupid life choices.

"There are some instincts that call to us more strongly than others, though: a favorite vice, if you would. There's a saying here that is as probably as old as this list of deadly sins: 'pride goes before a fall'. In my world, we put it slightly differently: 'Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to suffering.'"

He passed out a sheet of paper that gave links to that wiki article up there summaries of the deadly sins. "Now, which of these is your go-to? Where do you gravitate when you are angry or stressed? Do you think these behaviors are even all that negative? Can they be channeled into a positive direction?"
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"This weekend was one of the more disconcerting bits of Fandom whimsy," Anakin said, as he arrived in the classroom and settled into his normal perch on the end of the desk, "where people turn into different people. Today we're going to examine that. What makes you you? How disconcerting is it to see or experience someone else wearing a familiar face?"
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"Well, we just had visitors," Anakin said, "which leads into a rather interesting discussion about shades of truth. Did you tell visitors, if you had any, the full truth of this place? Did you not invite anyone to avoid having those conversations? What part of Fandom would people from your home galaxy find the strangest? What would they love the most?"
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"Good morning, everyone," Anakin said, sweeping into the room right on time. "Today we're going to talk about cheating. Is there, say, a difference between cheating on a test and lying about your age in order to get cheaper movie tickets? How so? Would you do either? Both?"
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"Hello again," Anakin said, sweeping into the room. "A conversation with a friend yesterday--" sure, let's call the Mandalorian a friend, "--reminded me that we are all coming from a variety of locations and time periods and for all that we are given a person to help when we first arrive, we acclimate to changes very much on our own, using the set of ethics we arrived with. Holidays, seasonal activities, religion or lack thereof here on the island, or even here on the planet, can all feel strange and disquieting."

He leaned back against his desk. "What was the thing that struck you first as being immediately wrong here, compared to where you came from? Do you still feel that way?"
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"Hello, everyone," Anakin said, coming into the classroom and leaning against his desk in the front. "Sunday was yet another example of the island imposing its will upon us. Now most of the time this is a benevolent, if embarrassing, occurrence. I have been here many years and the island has turned me into a talking pony, a gangster, a child, a teenager, a toy, a cat, and so on and so on. I also ended up eating everything with my hands and having a neck tattoo that misspelled my wife's name last week, but Kitty assured us that was because of some kind of screw up with the alcohol manufacturer."

He blew out a breath. "So, my question is: on this island how do you learn to reconcile the idea that your free will can just be overridden at any moment? Is free will even that important a concept in your society?"
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"Hello," Anakin said, sweeping into the classroom with his cloak swooping behind him (and yes, he did practice to make it look cool. Shh.) "I am Anakin Skywalker, this is Ethics class, and you will sit down, shut up, and learn something."

It was best to set the tone early.

"Since it's the first week of classes, you may think that today will be about introductions, and it is, in a way. Our school is on a multidimensional nexus that brings beings of all ages and experiences together. So my question is a short one: do you think there are ethics? Is there anything universal in our standards of conduct that unites us across space and time?"

So starting out easy, Anakin.

He pointed to the student to his left. "You. Go."
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All of Anakin's Ethics students received a text from him:

It would be completely unethical to make you leave the dorms for class today. Stay inside, stay safe and DON'T LISTEN TO THE MISTLETOE. They're obnoxious. Watch your toes on the new fruitcakes, too.

--AS


[OOC: Establishy!]
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"Well, barring horrifying things happening next week--" because in Fandom, you never knew, "--you will have your Ethics exam on Friday. As I said in the beginning, I'm only interested in your thought processes regarding the questions I ask you, not if it's the answer I myself would give."

He leaned back against his desk and it didn't spew candy canes or anything, which was a little strange this far into December, but Anakin ignored it. "Since you cannot really study for the exam, I thought we'd discuss a bit of what we'd seen on our school field trip on Wednesday. We helped out at a food bank, then shopped for children who weren't going to get gifts in this season of giving. Do you have a similar holiday in your own galaxies, and if so, is charitable giving a part of it? Why or why not?"
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So Anakin had gotten a shower full of eggnog today, so he hair wasn't glitty, but it was definitely deeply conditioned and the weirdness was on his mind.

"Good mornng, everyone," he began, "and for you new students, welcome to Fandom Advent where weird, winter-holiday themed things will be sprung on you throughout the month of December. We could argue about the ethics of things happening to you without your consent but...well, arguing against an island seems like an enormous waste of time, and locking yourself in your room until it all goes away seems fairly pointless as well. So. How do you learn to be resisilient in the face of such aggressive whimsy? Do you take it in good humor or complain the entire time? Does it matter what the event is? Is mistletoe annoying and polar bears with soda fine? Where is your line?"
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Welcome, students, to Ethics class, currently being presided over by a surly teenager with the galaxy's most unfortunate haircut.

"Hi," Anakin said, hopping down from the desk he'd been sitting on, swinging his booted legs. "Apparently I'm supposed to be talking to you about making correct moral choices or something today."

He made a face. This assignment had Obi-Wan's meddling written all over it. "But that sounds super boring. So instead we're going over to the Flight Shed to play with the simulators and shoot droids out of the sky!"

Much more fun.
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"Good morning, class," Anakin said, sweeping into the classroom. "Today we're going to talk about doing the right thing even when no one else is watching. We talked about this a little bit when we discussed unsupervised Halloween candy, but let's expand it into things that aren't stealing. What if you've hit a car but no one saw you? What if someone's test answers are in plain view and you didn't study?"

He crossed his booted legs. "I think the big question is--do ethics only exist if there is someone else to watch and enforce them?"
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"Let's talk about shame," Anakin said, settling back against his desk. "For you, personally, what actions make you feel that gut-clench of knowing you've done something wrong? And more importantly, how does your society check inappropriate social behavior through use of shame, and what happens when someone refuses to feel shame?"

Anakin had not been watching election results and listening to his wife yell at her computer for almost a week, why would you think that?
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"Hello again, everyone," Anakin said, trying not to knock any of the jack o'lanterns over with the sweep of his cloak as he walked around the classroom. "I hope you enjoyed your time dumping me into very, very cold water."

He knew they had.

"Today we will not linger on the overwhelming guilt you no doubt feel over that--" he continued airily, "--so we'll move onto an ethics question instead. Since Halloween is tomorrow, we'll talk about stealing. Halloween, for those of you new to this dimension, is a day where people dress up in various costumes and then go door to door demanding candy."

It was clear by Anakin's expression that he had absolutely no idea why this was a thing.

"Sometimes people set out unsupervised bowls of candy, or tell you to help yourself to what they are holding out. My question to you is: do you feel obligated to only take a few and leave some for the people who will come behind you, or will you take it all?"

He could guess which way Eleanor was going to go.
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"Good morning, everyone," Anakin said, smiling. "I imagine that you have very little interest in sitting through a class when there's a carnival to get to instead, but this is my time and not yours and so too bad."

Thank you, Anakin.

"We will talk about the ethical ramifications of dunking your Ethics teacher in extremely cold water later this afternoon." He smiled. "Yes. I've signed up for the dunk tank for the last fifteen years."

And used the telekinesis he no longer had today to stop about half of the balls he was going to hit him because Anakin was a huge cheater. He was going to be extremely sulky later.

"So while I have set myself up for being dunk, will you take that opportunity?"
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"Good morning, class," Anakin said, sweeping into the room. "Next week is Fall Break and so today we'll explore the ethics of interacting with other cultures."

He leaned against his desk. "We will not be out in socially fraught situations--we're a school and we're not going to set you up to fail like that--but standing in lines correctly, noticing how closely people stand together and greet each other, how loudly they speak and then imitating that--it's all part of being a polite guest in someone else's space. So, today we'll talk about what you've noticed tourists or outsiders visiting your homelands get wrong and how you'd prefer them to behave, and then you can think on that when we go to Europe next week."
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"Sometimes there are words that express an emotion so perfectly that you're kind of angry your language didn't come up with it, too," Anakin said. "Today we're going to talk about one of those words: schadenfreude. It's a German word that means taking pleasure in the misfortune of others and I know we've all experienced it."

He smirked slightly. "It comes up frequently around here during gremlin bites, since gremlins are basically schadenfreude given form."

He leaned back against his desk. "So, from an ethical standpoint, why do you think our initial reaction to other people having bad luck is to have a bit of a laugh about it? Does it matter if you already dislike the person? Is this related to why watching people get hit in the privates with a baseball bat is always hilarious?"
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"Right, so today some of you will be getting visitors," Anakin said, starting the discussion as he entered the classroom, "which leads rather neatly into our discussion this week: lying. Will you tell your visitors the entire truth about this island? Will you shade the truth? Will you straight up lie to their faces if they see a gremlin or a teal deer? And if you choose to lie, why do you chose that option?"
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"Last week sparked some very interesting conversations," Anakin said as he paced around the room. "Let's keep that going. Christianity, one of this planet's major religions, takes a group of behaviors or habits that lead to other immoralities and call them, slightly overdramtically, the 'Seven Deadly Sins.' The seven sins are pride, greed, wrath, envy, lust, gluttony, and sloth."

He smiled a little ruefully. "I know I've fallen victim to...most of them...over the course of my life, the emotions that can overwhelm you and lead to some monumentally stupid life choices."

And Anakin Skywalker knew from monumentally stupid life choices.

"There are some instincts that call to us more strongly than others, though: a favorite vice, if you would. There's a saying here that is as probably as old as this list of deadly sins: 'pride goes before a fall'. In my world, we put it slightly differently: 'Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to suffering.'"

He passed out a sheet of paper that gave links to that wiki article up there summaries of the deadly sins. "Now, which of these is your go-to? Where do you gravitate when you are angry or stressed? Do you think these behaviors are even all that negative? Can they be channeled into a positive direction?"
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"Good morning, everyone," Anakin said, sweeping into the classroom. "Today we're going to re-discuss the ethical quandary offered up by our guest speakers from this week's assembly."

Since some of the reactions to it had been...clarifying.

"The Trolley Problem at its most simplified form goes like this: there is a runaway trolley barreling down the railway tracks. Ahead, on the tracks, there are five people tied up and unable to move. The trolley is headed straight for them. You are standing some distance off in the train yard, next to a lever. If you pull this lever, the trolley will switch to a different set of tracks. However, you notice that there is one person on the side track. You have two options: Do nothing and allow the trolley to kill the five people on the main track or pull the lever, diverting the trolley onto the side track where it will kill one person. Which is the more ethical option? Or, more simply: What is the right thing to do?"

Anakin smiled. "Now our guests were unaware of many of the abilities we on the island have to manipulate the scenario in order to save all the lives involved."

Or smush everything, but...Mae.

"So that meant at the assembly we got to wriggle out of the actual moral question posed by this scenario: by being a witness to what is happening, do you have a moral obligation to intervene, and if so, does that mean pulling the lever to divert the trolley into only killing one person? Does pulling the lever make you morally culpable for that one death, where doing nothing just makes you a horrible witness to an accident?"

He shrugged. "It's an interesting discussion, so let's have it. Without the teddy bear explosions."
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"Hello, everyone," Anakin said, sweeping into the room. "It's gratifying to see so many familiar faces in class today because it lets me know that you are not afraid of asking tough questions of yourselves and your fellow students." He leaned against the desk at the front of the class. "For those of you who don't know me, I'm Anakin Skywalker, the Dean of Students and your ethics teacher for this semester. Traditionally this is the week for introductions, but it's Friday and you're already probably very tired of this."

He smiled. "Too bad. We're going to break into groups of three based on how you sign in and play a game. You must come up with two things the three of have in common--the stranger the better. Perhaps you're all from the same dimension, or have all been bitten by a gremlin, or your names all have the same number of vowels, or you've all eaten the Monday breakfast that Wayne makes. Then you get to tell the group what your two things are, and we'll decide which is the oddest."

He smiled again. "And since this is an ethics class, you must choose whether you are telling us things you actually have in common or just two things you made up and agreed to."

As students who had taken the course before knew already, everything was a series of interlocking tests in Anakin's class.

"You may begin."
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"Welcome to your final, everyone," Anakin said, putting exam papers onto everyone's desk. "Of all of my many ethics classes, you have been one of them."

Thanks for that, Anakin.

"Enjoy your holiday break. Try not to be unethical now that you've had this course."
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"We've spent a lot of time this semester talking about lying and various ways of shading the truth," Anakin began, "and why such things might be necessary. Whether it's smoothing family dinners when your grandfather in law is being a bigoted Republican blowhard and you just pretend not to hear him or when you fake being a vegan to avoid having to eat something that had swum past you a minute earlier, lying, misstating, and obfuscating happens a lot, and at least in the cultures I'm familiar with that seems to be mostly acceptable."

He leaned back against his desk. "That's not the same for stealing or assault, though. You can't just take something, even if you need it more than the other person, or hit someone who is really asking for it."

He shrugged. "I don't have an answer for it, but why do you think words seem to matter less than possessions?"

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