Art of Adaptation [Monday, Period Six]
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When the class arrived at the Danger Shop, it was set up to look like a small cinema.
"Good afternoon, class," Bond greeted the students. "Before we get to your final, I would just like to take a moment to express what a pleasure it has been teaching you these past few months."
"Sometimes, no amount of adaptability can help you escape a situation," he said. "However, it can help you endure an inescapable one. Such as this. I'm afraid you've been captured by a scientist with designs on world domination and very few experimental ethics. He has shot you into space, leaving you on a satellite orbiting the Earth. Now that you are up here, you are expected to take part in psychological experiments, namely watching some of the very worst movies ever to have been filmed in the hopes it will destroy your free will. Due to a design flaw in the atmospheric system, you cannot leave the theatre while the movie is playing without risking explosive decompression."
Bond looked around the room. "Today's task is to find some way to survive to the end of the film with your sense of self intact." An alarm started blaring. "And now, I believe we have movie sign."
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"Good afternoon, class," Bond greeted the students. "Before we get to your final, I would just like to take a moment to express what a pleasure it has been teaching you these past few months."
"Sometimes, no amount of adaptability can help you escape a situation," he said. "However, it can help you endure an inescapable one. Such as this. I'm afraid you've been captured by a scientist with designs on world domination and very few experimental ethics. He has shot you into space, leaving you on a satellite orbiting the Earth. Now that you are up here, you are expected to take part in psychological experiments, namely watching some of the very worst movies ever to have been filmed in the hopes it will destroy your free will. Due to a design flaw in the atmospheric system, you cannot leave the theatre while the movie is playing without risking explosive decompression."
Bond looked around the room. "Today's task is to find some way to survive to the end of the film with your sense of self intact." An alarm started blaring. "And now, I believe we have movie sign."
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