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"You know," Summer said, as she got their final session rolling that fateful Tuesday morning, "the last class is always the most difficult, because I feel the need to make sure I leave you all with a strong impression of what this class was and how you felt about it, so there's always this pressure to make sure the last pie is really memorable. That said, you guys almost got a pickle pie for today...I can definitely still give you the recipe if you're interested, but, since we already did a vinegar pie and I sort of felt maybe those might be in the same subgenre of pie, today, instead, you're getting Cool Ranch Dorito Pie."

Was weed somehow involved in this decision? Surprisingly, no! The ultimate deciding factor was thinking about that distasteful little expression Hannibal got on his face whenever a recipe seemed to rely on something highly commercialized and processed, so you can all thank him for this one, really!

"I did also consider attempting an actually normal pie for the last class, too," she admitted, "but, I mean, come on. Where's the fun in that?"

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"Alright, guys," Summer greeted, with that eager light in her eyes that meant she was clearly eager to get on with this week's pie and therefor wasn't going to waste time with pre-amble or pleasantries. Nothing about this class should be pleasant, after all, right? "I think I found it. I think I found the recipe that might be a good case for why I should officially be banned from Google," which, lbr, she crossed that threshold a long, long time ago, actually, "and I am proud," way too proud, "to bring that recipe to you today.

"What is that recipe, you may ask?" Filled with dread and concern and so she was probably building it up to be not nearly as terrifying as she tried to make it seem, but, really, this one wasn't so much going for terror as it was complete and utter bewilderment. "Alphabet Pie! And what even the fuck is alphabet pie? Well, don't you worry, we're about to find out!"

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There was an easy, eager grin on Summer's face when everyone came into the classroom that day, a certain spark in her eye that she hoped could effectively make them start sweating, because it was very clear she was really excited to get into this week's pie, and hopefully, that should make them all worry at least a little bit.

"Hey, guys!" she greeted them brightly. "I hope you're ready for another exciting pie adventure, as we're headed to the Great Depression era with a little something called Mock Apple Pie. Because, you see, when times were a little rough, you got a little creative with things. An real apple pie requires a lot of apples, which might be hard to come by, but a mock apple pie brings the promise of tasting like an apple pie, while using much more affortable buttery crackers like Ritz and a whole lot less of it, too. Does it fulfil on this promise, though? That's what we're going to find out today. I mean, we can call it a mock apple pie all we want, but let's be honest, guys. Today's lesson is essentially a cracker pie."

So now you should know why she was so thrilled.

But, oh, just you wait, that was just the half of it.

"Let's get started!"

somethingwithturquoise

"Hey, everyone!" Summer greeted the class with the usual excitement for the ensuing WTF-ery, although, especially after last week, she was wondering if some of the charm was wearing off. Was she just too acclimated now to know what was decidedly gross? Were some things actually just not that gross anymore? Who knew? All she really knew for certain was that, at the very least, the next words out of her mouth should cause at least a visceral reaction in some of her students.

"Welcome to Vinegar Day! That's right! We're making Vinegar Pie! And vinegar jello! Because the pie is actually a really simple recipe, so we'll have time for both. It's just going to be a vinegar dessert extravaganza! So, without further ado, let's just get into it!"

somethingwithturquoise

Ugh! Finally! Summer could actually hope for a normal class this week of torturing people she liked and cared about with horrible recipes again! Barring, of course, anyone who might be a bit late due to whatever it was the island was doing this week, anyway! But it had been far too long since she got this out of her system, so she sure hoped anyone who did make it to class this week was ready to to be disgusted.

"Oh, man," she started with a happy sigh as she looked around the kitchen classroom, "I have missed this place and all the culinary crimes we have subjected it to over the summers! But fear not, because you can bet, now that we can get back to things as normal, we're going to come in swinging with a real doozy from the 1960s with our good old friend, Spam. That's right. In pie. It's going to be...an experience."

If there was anything Summer could guarantee in this class, it was an experience!

"I've been itching to do something like this for two weeks now, so we are definitely going to dive right into it, my friends."

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There was a ~~handwavey~~ notification sent to everyone in class, to meet outside at the campfire area and to wear clothes they don’t mind getting messy. Yondaime had said there was going to be a pie fight, and he’d be damned if he wasn’t going to let that happen.

When the students arrived, Yondaime was sitting on the ground, surrounded by whipped cream pies and a huge grin on his face. “Good Morning! I’m sorry about last week, but I got kind of sick. This is our last class together, and if you’ve been paying attention to the syllabus, you know that we’re having a pie fight today, filled with good, ~~clean~~, old-fashioned fun. You’ve all been a fantastic class; it’s amazing how fast 7 weeks have flown by, I just with that we could have had more time.”

“Anyway, this is no holds barred fight. The only thing I ask is that if you have any ultra powers, is not to use them, small powers are okay though,” he smiled and spun the pie on his finger. If there aren’t any questions then the pies are all yours!” Yondaime grinned and quickly got out of the way, so as not to be trampled by students going for pies.

[~~Plz Wait for OCD~~ OCD IS UP! PIE AWAY!!]

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Instead of the ninja today, a mercenary greeted the students. Though he was a bit subdued.

"Morning kids! Professor Yondaime can't be in today as it seems models and booze are a bad, bad mix. And I have no idea what to teach you kids so..." He trailed off. "Movie day?"

It was edutainment!

He popped in a movie, stepping back and squinting at the screen. "I really hope you kids like folk music."

Mostly because he hated it. A lot.

[[ooc: ~~please wait for the meager~~ OCD up!]]

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“Good morning every one,” Yondaime smiled from the front of the class, showing no sign what so ever that he was worried about Deadpool being gone all weekend. “I hope everyone is feeling well and had a good week. Today we’re going to be moving away from normal dessert pies into the realm of savory dinner pies. The easiest I’ve found is called quiche, a French dinner pie that’s typically made with egg and cheese. What I’ve found though is that you can toss just about whatever you’d like into it as long as they are things that go together normally.” The grimace on his face said that he’d made some rather… noxious combinations over the weekend. “Typically that quiche is not considered ‘manly’ and so there was a time where quiche was only eaten by women. Which to me is just weird, but who knows. If you guys share your quiches fill me in on who takes more, men or women.” It really was just odd, food was food after all.

“So I’ve got a bunch of ~~moddible~~ingredients on the table up front, grab what you want and work with a partner please for a great combination and I don’t care if you partner boy, girl, turtle or whatever. Also,” he added. “Please don’t forget that next week is when I want you each to bring in your own original pie recipe for us all to try. So have at it, and try not to burn the place down.”

[~~Plz wait for ocd~~. Sorry this is late but the computer lab was full on my first break.]

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Yondaime was back in class today, looking chipper and friendly as usual. “Hello everyone! Good morning! I’m sorry for my absence last week, but I was undeniably delayed due to an overly…. insistent relative at home. I hope that Professor Deadpool was able to help everyone with last weeks topic but if there were any problems please see me and we’ll work them out.”

He reached down to the floor and picked up a large bushel of apples, a small basket of berries, and another of peaches. “So this week we’re doing fruit pie fillings. I have apples, berries and peaches for you to choose from but of course just about any fruit can be made into a filling. The recipes and ingredients needed for the fillings you will find on your tables a long with pre-made frozen pie crusts. We’re using pre-made crusts for these lessons just because it would take too long to do the filling and crust in one class. Deadpool mentioned to me that some of you objected, to them before but if you wish you may make several crusts to use for the various classes to bring in.” He picked up an apple and tossed it back and forth in his hands.

“So barring the return of any puppets,” he paused, glancing around fearfully for a moment before continuing. “I’d like you all to work in partners, avoid certain dreaded words regarding crusts and we’ll see what kind of pies we can come up with by the end of class!”

[~~Plz wait for OCD~~]

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Class was once again the the Danger Shoppe, but there was no ninja waiting for them there. Instead, there was a slightly hyper actively bouncy mercenary in a chef's hat. And an apron that told people to kiss the cook.

He loved that apron.

"Gooooood morning kiddos! Professor Yondaime has been..." He made a face that clearly showed he had no clue. "...unavoidably detained. So, I will be teaching you all about cream fillings! Won't that be fun?"

He may have been binging on Food Network this past week and now thought he was Julia Child. Minus the hunchback.

In the room there were three tables, each with different ingredients on the for making three different type of pie filling and pre-baked pie crusts for the kids to use.

"We will be making a custard, a standard vanilla cream, and a chocolate mousse with too many vowels and s's in the name. Instructions are on each table!"

[[OOC: ~~Please wait for the~~ OCD is up!]]

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The class met the same place it did last time and each table this time had all the ingredients and supplies for making their own crust, as well as a mysterious box marked; "Open only in case of emergency".

"Good morning everyone! We're continuing to work with pie crusts because they are the most important, and most difficult element of the pie. It's a pretty basic part of pie, and adding small ingredients like more salt for a savory pie, or more sugar for a sweet, can make all the difference. There are different kinds of crusts as well other than the one that was demonstrated in the film, such as a graham cracker or saltine cracker crust. Last week, the film focused on the basics of crust making for the traditional kind of crust and at your stations there are the supplies to make it, as well as instructions from the show. If you mess up on your crust don't worry. There are boxes at each of your stations that will help if you do. Try not to use the words 'tender'." A puppet suddenly appeared and smacked him in the head. "....or 'flakey'," Arashi winced as one appeared on the otherside, then both promptly disappeared. "The Danger Shop seemed to think last weeks video was rather hilarious. Work with a partner, follow the instructions ~~hand waving the part about refrigerating the dough~~, have fun, try not to burn the place down or get punched out by the puppets."

Maybe he should have included instructions on the ovens....? Nah.

[~~Plz wait for ocd~~ ETA: The "Emergency Box" contains a pre-made pie crust if you mess up.]

konoha-flash.livejournal.com

The class was ~~handwavily~~ given notes to meet in the Danger Shop for class. There they would find that it was set up a lot like the old home economics class, with long table desks in the middle and cooking area’s on the side.

Yondaime stood at the front of the class next to a television and smiled nervously to everyone once they were seated. “Good Morning! And Welcome to… uh… pie class! I'm your teacher Yondaime. Obviously this is a class about pie and how to make it! We’re going to be going over pie crusts, fillings and at the end of the term we’re going to have a contest between all of you for your own original pie recipe.”

Did it seem like he didn’t know what he was doing? “But first! Let’s start off with introductions, and then we’ll watch a film about pie crusts which will get us ready for next week’s class.”

[~~Wait for the OCD plz~~. OCD is up!]

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