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Shortly before classes started, the PA system came to life with only a slight screech, and Zoe's voice could be heard.

"Hello everyone, this is Principal Winchester. It's my pleasure to announce the following members of this year's Student Council: Maeve Wiley, Nina Argentum, and Shuri. I'll see you all tomorrow at lunchtime."

[Open for reactions. Thank you all for signing up! <3]

bigdamnprincipal

A little bit before classes started, the PA system came to life with a screech, and Zoe's voice could be heard throughout the school.

"Hello everyone, this is Principal Winchester. It's my pleasure to announce the following members of this year's Student Council: Gratuity Tucci, Janet Kim, Lana Beniko, Nina, Shuri, Sidon, and Tisarwat. I'll see you all tomorrow at lunchtime."

[Open for reactions. Thank you all for signing up! <3]

bigdamnprincipal

Before classes started, the PA system crackled to life with a terrifying screech. It was kind of quaint at this point, really.

Good morning, this is Principal Winchester. I'm pleased to announce the following members of this year's Student Council: Astrid Magnussen, Lana Beniko, Sabine Wren, Norman Babcock, Prince Sidon, Gratuity Tucci, Paris Geller, and Yang Xiao Long. Thank you all for volunteering, and I'll see you tomorrow at lunch for our first meeting.

bigdamnprincipal

Before classes started, the PA system crackled to... well, as close to life as it ever managed, and Zoe's voice could be heard.

Good morning, folks, this is Principal Winchester. I'm pleased to announce the following members of this year's Student Council: Breq, Dante, Eric Bittle, Gratuity Tucci, Paris Geller, and Yang Xiao Long. Thank you all for volunteering, and I'll see you at lunch for our first meeting.

bigdamnprincipal

Sometime betweeen classes, the PA system came to life with its usual screech, and Zoe's voice could be heard.

"Good morning. I'm pleased to announce that the following students will be part of this year's Student Council: Gratuity Tucci, Negasonic Teenage Warhead, Roscoe Kaan, Dante, Eric Bittle, Maria DeLuca, Rey, Frank Doyle, Isabela, and Lucille Sharpe. Thank you all for applying, and I will see you tomorrow at lunch for our first meeting."

[Open for reactions! Yes, there are 10 of you--I didn't feel like turning a single person away, so everyone wins!]

bigdamnprincipal

Early in the morning, the PA system came to life with a shriek (someday they'd get that fixed, maybe) and Zoe's voice could be heard soon after.

"Good morning everyone. The following students need to report for the first Student Council meeting on Friday: Emma Swan, Sparkle [microphone feedback], Minako Aino, Alana [microphone feedback], Gwen Stacy, Cecil Palmer, and Mara Jade. I'm looking forward to seeing all of you, and thank you for volunteering."

You know, assuming the squirrels hadn't volunteered you or anything.

[Yay StuCo! Open for reactions.]

nookiepowered

[microphone feedback, then a loud bass tump as of someone smacking said microphone and the actual phone it's attached to into the nearest brick wall]

Bo: Uh, hi, guys. This is a special weather report from Bo in the Fandom High Security Office. Well, not in yet -- [THUNK]

Also Bo: That's what she said!

Bo: Ow. And I didn't say that. Well, I did, but I was drunk at the time and it was months ago...

Tamsin: Wow. [beat] Can we get to the point of this lovely broadcast before I miss second coffee? [beat] This is Tamsin. I'm here on behalf of the Fandom High Sheriff's Department to make sure your security officer doesn't kill herself while trying to keep you guys from dying.

Bo: Nobody's dying out here. Just getting pelted with-- [THUNK]

Also Bo: Weird crap the Vikings left?

Tamsin: Ale. It's called ale. The real kind. What am I even doing here, I swear to god…

Bo: I know it's ale. I mean it's not ale, it's little springs and gears and shi-- stuff. And I think that was a watch hand? Or the world's tiniest arrow.

Tamsin: What Bo here is trying to say is that she's trying to save you all from freezing to death by using the new weather machine, and there's a slight chance of it going horribly wrong. Sorry about that.

Bo: Hey, at least I got it to only snow machine parts instead of... snow.

Tamsin: Blah blah everyone make sure you bring an umbrella with you on your way out blah blah, congratulations, you won't be getting frostbite today.

Bo: Which is totally worth a few embarrassing things you may have said in the past getting replayed for whoever's around every time one of these things hits you.

Also Bo: My daughter has a tail.

Bo: THERE WAS SEX POLLEN DON'T YOU JUDGE ME. ...You know, you might just want to stay inside as much as possible today, no frostbite or no.

Tamsin: Hasn't happened to me yet, for some reason-- OW!

Also Tamsin: Shit, crap, fu--

[blast of feedback, as if the phone and microphone have just smashed into something really, really hard]

[broadcast abruptly ends]

__

[OOC: So yeah: instead of sub-zero and blizzard today, you get average winter temperatures and falling clockwork bits that play short sound clips of stuff your own character has said in the past. Maybe they're tape player parts? Who the hell knows. Aside from Bo, obviously. Because Bo totally knows weather machines. Obviously. Preplayed with the sadly-not-on-my-screen-last-night-because-no-new-episode

fjordicswagger]

bigdamnprincipal

Early in the morning, the PA system came to life with a squeak and Zoe's voice could be heard soon after.

"Good morning, everyone. I'd like to thank the folks who signed up to be part of the Student Council, and without further ado, here is this year's council: Topher Brink, Cordelia Chase, Jessica Drew, Minako Aino, Loki Laufeyson, Emma Swan, Alana [microphone feedback], Evan Sabahnur, and Cecil Baldwin. Our first meeting will be tomorrow during lunch, and I'm looking forward to seeing all of you."

vaguelyretired.livejournal.com

The PA system crackled to life in the early afternoon with a sharp and thankfully short squeal.

"Is this--hello? Hello! This is Principal McGonagall. What a dreadful machine this is. I apologize for the interruption, but I am pleased to announce that the following students should be present at tomorrow's first Student Council meeting: Paddra Nsu-Yeul, Loki Laufeyson, Minako Aino, Stacey McGill, Alec Lightwood, Bertha Marilla Blythe, Dave Nelson, Lex Luthor, Karla [*squeak*], and Petra West. Thank you all for volunteering your time. Now, how do I turn this blasted thing off? Oh?"

umbitch.livejournal.com

Bright and early, Umbridge's voice chirped through the intercoms for one and all to hear.

"Good morning, students," she started, sounding quite pleased with things. "We're about to begin another wonderful day here on our wonderful island learning wonderful things!"

Things were wonderful, did you get that? All right, then.

"Now, I've heard we had a little accident in detention yesterday." Here, Umbridge forced herself to sound sad. "How unfortunate that is. I will make sure that child's mother and father are sent a very nice fruit basket with my condolences. Never let it be said that High Inquisitor Umbridge doesn't care about her students!"

She laughed lightly. "Now then, let's try to avoid anymore unfortunate accidents, shall we? But, if they do happen..." She actually didn't sound like she minded that so much. "...then just make sure you clean up after yourselves. Bodies strewn all about does take away from the ambiance. Have a delightful day!"

And the announcements were over.

Current Mood: devious

umbitch.livejournal.com

It was Thursday morning and today, just like days past, Umbridge's voice rang out bright and early.

"Good morning, children of all ages," she said, sounding smug. "Your High Inquisitor wishes you a very good morning and promises that it will be a good day for us all. I'm pleased to report that your former principal is still in good health down in detention and will continue to remain that way as long as you all behave."

There was a brief pause before she continued, "And I must give special recognition to those of you who are so loyal and so faithful to me. You all try so hard to change the minds of those who continue to oppose us and your hard work does not go unnoticed. For all of you, I give you a round of applause!"

She clapped three times before stopping. And that was all they were going to get, yes. "For today, I want you all to pay special attention in class and remember me as you learn and educate yourselves. You are doing this for me. Your lives are mine and they always will be mine."

That was such a delightful thought.

"Oh, and for those of you in detention? My disappointment in you has not been quelled. How about this? The first one of you to come to me with information about your pesky, hidden classmates will get a meal of your choice, a very soft bed and tickets home."

She was lying but she didn't care.

"The offer expires tonight."

And then the intercom clicked off and the announcements were over.

Current Mood: accomplished

umbitch.livejournal.com

This morning, there would be no singing. Umbridge had talked to herself several times this morning just to make sure those urges were well and gone. And with that done, she came onto the intercom and sounded about as crazy as ever.

"Good morning, children!" she chirped, giggling. "This is your High Inquisitor bringing you your daily announcements. I'm so glad to hear of the classes progressing so well. You all are learning so much and soon enough, you'll be smarter than even me."

She giggled again.

"That's probably not true but you can definitely aspire. I just have a few reminders for you this morning. Should you find anyone misbehaving, please report them immediately to your administration. Your Chief of Security will be more than happy to find these rule breakers and make sure they are duly punished. She won't hurt them...much."

Another hysterical giggle.

"And for those of you in detention, I am still very disappointed in all of you. You are all there for a reason and if I weren't so utterly busy with running the island, I would make you all write lines. But, since I am so busy making sure your existences continue on, that won't be possible. Instead, perhaps I'll...cut you down to one meal? What about turning the heat up to dangerous levels? Or I could even put on a show of my own..."

Umbridge trailed off and waited.

"Yes, I think that might be a good thing to do if misbehavior continues. How would you all like to watch your former principal dance while I put her under the Crucio curse? You will see this if you continue to act out. Do the right thing and save your former principal's life. Thank you and have a great day!"

The intercom clicked off and the announcements ended.

Current Mood: aggravated

umbitch.livejournal.com

Just like yesterday, Umbridge's voice rang out over the speakers this morning bright and early. Unlike yesterday, there wouldn't be just talking during these announcements. Oh, Umbridge's first (and only) Once More With Feeling day. She would learn to hate it.

"Good morning, children!" she started, sounding chipper. "Welcome to another wonderful day here on our fair island. Now, I know some of you out there have been naughty and I want to say I am very disappointed in you. I give you so much, allow you so many freedoms and this is how you show gratitude? Remember this, children, when I find you, I will make you pay for your insolence."

There was a brief silence.

"You will become a lesson to everyone who still wants to disobey. You all do remember Anakin Skywalker, correct? Do you remember what happened to him? I thought so. I am in charge here and you all need to remember that."

( And that's when Umbridge started singing... )

Current Mood: annoyed

umbitch.livejournal.com

Bright and early (there would be no sleeping in on her watch), Dolores Umbridge's chipper voice rang out over the intercom.

"Good morning, children!" she crowed, making sure everyone could hear the smile in her voice. "It's another beautiful morning here on the island and I hope you all are just as happy about that as I am."

Umbridge severely doubted that but she also didn't care. This island was hers and everyone would do what she said or they would suffer the consequences. "Now, I know you're all eager for the news so let's get right to it, shall we? For those worried, detention continues to be a bastion of learning and academic pursuits for those that might need some extra attention. Your students and teachers within detention are having the time of their lives."

They weren't. Again, Umbridge didn't care.

"Classes today will focus on helping your High Inquisitor maintain the harmonious balance here on the island. Remember, if you see a rule breaker, report it immediately and you will be rewarded."

Probably not.

"But remember, if you don't report it, you will be held accountable and you will have to answer to me. Really, I'm quite pleasant so I'm sure most of you won't report any misdeeds just so you can see me. We'll have a nice chat, really!"

Again, probably not.

"And the most important announcement today? Have fun! I know that's a given here on this island but I wanted to remind you anyway!"

With that, the intercom clicked off and Umbridge's voice was no longer there.

[Feel free to react, of course!]

Current Mood: pleased

fates_jaye

The PA clicked on. And since this was most definitely not Zoe's voice, there were people who should probably fear.

"Good morning, boys and girls. This is just an announcement that there will be detention tomorrow. Sam Puckett, you earned your detention, good job, but in the name of tradition, the following students have been randomly selected to serve: If you're Juliet Darling, Rilla Blythe, Topher Brink, or Kenzi-" Brief static there. "-well then it sucks to be you. Be in the Danger Shop tomorrow, and have a nice day!"

[PA used with permission. Feel free to react if you so choose!]

bigdamnprincipal

The forcefield around the school and dorms might have been holding for now, but Zoe knew it would only be a matter of time before all the protection on the island was gone. So, when Belle had come and told her about what she'd seen happen to the dark cloud on her Special Collections trip, she was desperate enough to consider the idea of making one of her least favorite places their last stand. As she and Belle headed for the PA system, Zoe considered the possibility that she really was going crazy.

"It's all I can think to do," Belle offered quietly, even as she peered at the PA system. "It couldn't be touched in there. We were safe, even if it was crazy and hard to predict. Or, at least, safer than out here."

"If you think the students will be safe there, then this is what we have to do." Zoe hadn't gone far enough around the bend for her priorities to be out of whack, at least. She switched the system on and grabbed the microphone. "Good morning, everyone. This is Principal Winchester, with a special announcement from myself and our librarian," she said, offering the mic to Belle.

"Hello, everyone," Belle said, trying not to let her fear creep into her voice. "I know you all must be very scared and worried about our current situation, but we've found a temporary solution, I think. Everyone needs to please move to Special Collections in the library as soon as possible. It seems to be the only safe place on the island -- the cloud can't live in there. Now, it might be best to bring whatever you'd take to an emergency, because Special Collections isn't exactly safe in its own right, but it is the safest place on the island right now. I promise you." She glanced uncertainly to Zoe, offering the mic back.

Zoe gave Belle a reassuring smile, hoping to ease some of her own apprehension as well. "I know that some of you have been into Special Collections before and have had...interesting experiences. Our hope is that if we all stick together, we can stay safe until we figure out how to reverse all of this." That sounded hopeful, right? "Head for the library as soon as you can, and we'll be waiting for you there."

[Co-written with the lovely

bookworm_beauty. The post of official retreating will be up a little later, but this is your IC heads-up!]

multi-madrox.livejournal.com

Jamie slept in today so it wasn't until this afternoon that the PA kicked on.

"Good afternoon my fellow Fandom Highers! Acting Principal Jamie Madrox here! Just wanted to pass along that Locker 327 is acting a bit... antsy today. No idea why. I mean, gosh, all I did was have a little conversation with it and it got all touchy. Sheesh. Anyhow, stay away from the locker unless you want frozen lasagna dinners thrown at you. Unless you like lasagna and you can dodge really well."

"On further note it is getting close to the flu season. In order to keep the nasty bugs away, various versions of me will be around with hand sanitizer for you to use for your protection. Don't try and run. Just use the hand sanitzer and nobody gets hurt. Or sick!"

"That's it for today. Remember: lasagna and hand sanitzer. Let's be careful out there."

[ooc: feel free to mod Jamie-dupes offering hand sanitizer. Why? Flu and cold season sucks.]

multi-madrox.livejournal.com

The PA system crackled to life and echoed through the hallway. And was quickly followed by some rousing John Philip Sousa music.

"Good morning Fandom! This is acting principal Jamie Madrox!"

If there were any remaining students or faculty? Now would be a good time to leave.

"While Principal Winchester is out in the lands of Wendigo and Alpha Flight, I will be taking care of the school in her absence. First off? Anyone still here needs to bring me a muffin. Preferably blueberry. No streusel. Large coffee. Cream and sugar. Lots of cream of sugar. Oh! And Pie!

Now as your acting principal, I'm sure you will find my leadership to be effective and full of kindness and love. Which is why I'm mandating all remaining students to get out of bed and go for a five mile run around the island so they can be in peak physical condition. You'll thank me for this when the next invasion strikes.

Finally, everyone should be advised that the meatloaf in the cafeteria is reportedly causing uncontrollable hair growth with every bite. Luckily it only affects armpit hair so if you wear long sleeves you should be fine.

That is all for now! Enjoy the day and bring me muffins!"

bigdamnprincipal

Shortly after the radio broadcast, the PA system screeched to life.

"Good morning. In what I'm sure is an astonishing turn of events, the following people have been elected to the Student Council:

Rilla Blythe
Annie Edison
Quinn Fabray
Caroline Forbes
Toby Logan
Dave Nelson
Petra West
Wesley Wyndam-Pryce

I look forward to seeing you all at our first meeting on Friday."

[Whee! Feel free to react in the comments. :D]

mouthy-merc.livejournal.com

The PA system crackled to life, signalling that Deadpool had once again gained access to it. This probably wasn't for the best.

"Attention student body. Attention. Some kid named Seifer who I'm pretty sure I've had in a class at one point or another, please report to the office of the vice principal. And bring some goddamn pie. That is all."

suit-of-awesome.livejournal.com

Around noon, loudspeakers all around campus crackled to life as Barney cleared his throat on air.

"Fandom students, this is your Dean of Awesome lowering himself to speak to you on a Saturday. But I have news to share! After painstakingly counting and throwing out all votes for Tino, some girl named Percy, and Sarah Jessica Parker, the votes are in for your Fandom High Student Council!" He took a moment and read of the list clearly and without annotation despite a strong, strong urge.

Senior Representatives
Alex Karev, president
Kyle Reese
Ino Yamanaka

Junior Representatives
Prince Alexander
Quinn Fabray
Wesley Wyndam-Pryce

Sophomore Representatives
George Cooper
Jason Todd

Freshman Representative
Bertha Marilla Blythe

"Congratulations to all the winners, a giant 'sucks to be you' aimed at the losers, and don't forget to show for the first StuCo meeting this Friday afternoon. Should you think this a cakewalk bringing awesomeness to your transcript, new reps best be prepared with ideas to share! And scotch. You may now return to sleeping." The loudspeaker squealed to announce he was done and still failing at properly pushing the buttons on the machine.

[OOC: Representatives, check your invites and please click here for an important message.]

Current Mood: thoughtful

mouthy-merc.livejournal.com

Maybe they should have guarded that intercom system better. Or maybe, just maybe... Deadpool was on it with permission.

...maybe.

"Gooood afternoon, kids. William Murdoch and Princess Ariel von Disney please report to the Vice Principal's office. William Murdoch and Ariel. That is all."

mouthy-merc.livejournal.com

Oh, someone had let Deadpool back near the intercom. Or just not guarded it well enough. One of those two.

"Yeah, yeah. You heard enough of me last night, I know. But you all secretly love my husky Demi Moore voice. Don't lie."

Riiiight.

He cleared his throat.

"Will Bobby Drake, George Cooper aaaaand Kyle Reese please to be comin' on down to the Vice Principal's office? Mmmkay?"

suit-of-awesome.livejournal.com

During lunch, loudspeakers all around campus crackled to life with a self-important man clearing his throat.

"Fandom students, this is your Dean of Awesome speaking. After painstakingly counting and throwing out all votes for Tino, Luke&Grace 4Ever, and Will P. Freely, the votes are in for your Fandom High Student Council!" He took a moment and read of the list clearly and without annotation despite a strong, strong urge.

Senior Representatives
Jean Grey
Sam Winchester
T.R. Wexler

Junior Representatives
Jennifer Walters
Jenny Sparks
Triela

Sophomore Representatives
Andrew Wiggin
Elle Woods

Freshman Representative
George Cooper

"Congratulations to all the winners, a giant 'what did you expect?' aimed at the losers, and don't forget to show for the first StuCo meeting this Friday afternoon. If you're hoping for a letter of recommendation out of this, be prepared with ideas! And scotch. You may now return to your incredibly lame lunch." The loudspeaker squealed to announce he was done and failing at properly pushing the buttons on the machine.

Current Mood: rejuvenated

bigdamnprincipal

Right after classes ended, the PA system shrieked to life.

"Good afternoon, everyone. This is a notice that the following students need to report for detention tomorrow morning with Ms. Davis:

Claudia Kishi
Leda
Peyton Sawyer

"Thank you, and have a safe weekend."

bigdamnprincipal

Sometime during lunch, the PA system came to life with its usual screech.

"Good afternoon. This is a notice that the following students need to report for detention tomorrow morning with Mr. Mitchell:

Zack Fair
Tony Foster
Karla
Morgana
Fiona Post
John Sheppard
Jaina Solo

"Thank you, and have a safe and reptile-free weekend."

mouthy-merc.livejournal.com

The intercom system crackled on to life this morning. Oh, he was back baby.

"Heeeeey, so guess who has access to the intercom system and has two thumbs? THIS GUY!

...okay, so, in retrospect, that joke worked a lot better when you can all see me. Nevermind that! Detention for you kids who don't know the meaning of the word 'being good'. Which is actually two words. No hyphen even.

Huh.

Anyway! This is your detention so come on dooooown...

Chuck Bass
Marco Conrad
Alex Russo
Hoshi Sato
John Sheppard
Sam Winchester

It'll be served... somewhere with Marshall. How the hell should I know the details? Remember to spay and neuter your pets folks! Especially that freakish cat!"

bigdamnprincipal

The PA system came to life very briefly early Friday morning.

"Attention all students. This is a reminder that the following students must report for detention tomorrow morning:

Amber Atkins
Gavin Darklighter
John Sheppard
Triela

Thank you, and try not to kill each other today."

bigdamnprincipal

Deadpool's PA privileges had been temporarily taken away, so it was Zoe's voice that came over the system today.

"Attention everyone. The following students need to report for detention tomorrow morning with Mr. Minsc:

Adora
Prince Edward
Peyton Sawyer
Cal Stephanides
Michael Van Helsing

"As for the rest of you, have a safe weekend."

mouthy-merc.livejournal.com

The PA system sprung to life this morning, and not with the sweet tones of the principal. Oh, no...

(Stranger danger!)

"Will Emmett Cullen please report to the Vice Principal's office? Emmett Cullen."

There was a pause before he added. "Oooo! Listen to my voice. It's all ominous and deep... Emmett... I am your father! Okay, okay. Done joking around. You kids get back to whatever it is you were doing. Like passing notes. And no, he does not like-like you, okay?"

...it may be for the best he never be allowed to use the PA system again.

bigdamnprincipal

Right before first period, the PA system screeched to life for a minute.

"Good morning everyone. This is a notice that the following students need to report for detention tomorrow morning with Ms. Robin Scherbatsky:

Toby Moriatis
Cal Stephanides
Naomi Wildman

To the rest of you, congratulations on staying out of trouble, and I hope that everyone has a safe weekend."

bigdamnprincipal

Zoe had so been hoping she wouldn't have to make any of these announcements this semester. She'd also been hoping that Grace would magically become potty trained while she was at it. That was probably more likely.

"Good afternoon, students. This is a reminder that the following students need to report for detention tomorrow morning with Professor Garrett:

Amber Atkins
Myn Donos
Claire Fisher
Peyton Sawyer
John Sheppard
Cal Stephanides
Eric van der Woodsen

Thank you, and for the rest of you, have a safe weekend."

[Apologies for the lateness!]

idontlooktired.livejournal.com

"Good morning. Harriet Jones, Dean of Students, here. The following people will have detention with me tomorrow:

Amber Atkins
Jaina Solo
Jenny Sparks
Romeo Montague
Ronan Nolan
Sokka

Do be at the Danger Shop bright and early."

bigdamnprincipal

Sometime in the afternoon, the PA system crackled to life.

"Attention students. This is Principal Washburn with a very important announcement. As many of you have heard or noticed, there is a flu-like illness spreading across the island. First of all, the administration would like to advise everyone to take extra care in staying healthy. Make sure to wash your hands, use clean glasses and silverware, and try to avoid sharing bodily fluids as much as possible. You can all survive for a few celibate days, I promise.

"Secondly, if you do become sick, do not stay in the dorms. There is an emergency clinic set up at town hall, and the doctors, nurses, and healers there are the most well-equipped to help you. Make sure you go there as soon as you start feeling ill, and do not try to take care of yourself, because you will only succeed in infecting the people around you.

"I'm aware that the internet and phones do not seem to be working, and I promise, that will be investigated as soon as this epidemic is under control. Thank you, and be safe."

idontlooktired.livejournal.com

Harriet Jones, Dean of Students, here. Just a quick announcement. The following students have detention this Saturday, with myself as it happens.

Lee Adama
Jamie Madrox
Annette Hargrove

That's all for the moment.

idontlooktired.livejournal.com

"Good morning, students. This is Harriet Jones, your Dean here.

Just a quick note of warning. People seem to be having a bit of difficulty retaining their--"

*chittering*

*scrabbling noise as if, perhaps, a certain Dean had been replaced with a lemur*

*more chittering, this time quite annoyed*

"--AS I was saying! They're having difficulty retaining their shape. So if you do come across an unexpected animal, please treat it with respect as it's likely to be a fellow student."

There was a long moment of silence, then a very quietly muttered, "I'm sure this is not what they mean by World Animal Day."

[ooc: please see this Plottery Wheel Post for details!]

idontlooktired.livejournal.com

Good morning. The following students have detention with Professor Stinson on Saturday. I must say, I'm more than a little disappointed at the number of students who seem to get detention each week.

Ed Elric
Karal Austreben
River Tam
Jamie Madrox
Naomi Wildman
Abigail Whistler

This week you're each getting a pink slip, with details of your detention on it, which will hopefully help you remember to try and avoid detention in the future.

[ooc: OKAY this totally went up on time, no matter WHAT you might think. The detentions SLIPS - slips, not lips, it never said lips - are, of course, to ensure that even those detentionees who are tabula rasaed still make it to detention.]

just-add-starch.livejournal.com

The loud speakers clicked on sometime during the morning hours and Fraser's voice came over it.

"Good morning students. If I could have your attention for a brief moment, I would like to announce the results of Student Council voting. So, please would you congratulate the following people:

For the senior class: Zack Addy, Meg Manning and Peter Pevensie. Congratulations!

For the junior class: Molly Hayes, Ronan Nolan and Cher Horowitz. Again, congratulations.

For the sophomore class: Naminé, Sam Winchester and TR Wexler. Congratulations again!

For the freshmen class: Bart Allen, Andros and Jennifer Sparks. Many congratulations!

The first meeting of the semester will be held on Friday and hosted by Professor Lyman. Thank you all and congratulations."

The loud speaker clicked off.

[Feel free to react!]

idontlooktired.livejournal.com

"Good morning, everyone. Harriet Jones, Dean of Students, here. The following people have detention with Lieutena-- " There was a rustling of paper followed by a brief, bemused silence. "Well, it seems that's correct. Detention will be taken by Lieutenant Kerrigan this Saturday, and

Jack Burton
Lee Adama
Yamanaka Ino
Andros

will be joining her.

Enjoy your day, and do try to avoid activities likely to lead you to detention."

idontlooktired.livejournal.com

There was crackle of static, and then Dean Jones' lilting British accent filled the air.

"Good morning. This is Harriet Jones, Dean of Students. Just a brief announcement this morning. The following students need to report to the danger shop for detention today:

Valentine
Naminé
Jenny Sparks
Eve Levine
Pam Beesly
Cher Horowitz

And my sincere apologies for not making this yesterday."

[ooc: Dreadfully sorry this did not go up yesterday. If for some reason you can't make it today due to the short notice, please let me know here, and we'll push your character's detention to next week.]

bigdamnprincipal

"Good afternoon, students," Zoe started, sounding more pleased than she usually did during announcements. "This is Principal Washburn. I wanted to take a moment to inform you all that my maternity leave period has ended, and my replacement, if you wish to call her that, has been removed from her position. If there is anyone who can assist me in returning my office to its former clean, non-pink state, I would appreciate it if you could come by tomorrow. And if, for some reason, anyone would like a commemorative kitten plate, I would be more than happy to have those removed from my office as well.

"On a second note, I would like to apologize to everyone for what happened over the past few weeks. I assure you, I did not know what the school board was going to do when I left, and I promise, they will be hearing from me." Her tone may have suggested that it would not be a pleasant experience for the school board at all. "I was told by Ms. Umbridge that the students here were insolent and disrespectful, which I can only assume means that you all acted as you normally do when there's a threat to the school, and for once, I can say that most of you acted appropriately. But you should also be proud of your teachers, for the countless efforts that they made to keep all of you safe. Make sure you thank them, if you get the chance.

"That's all I wanted to say for now. Enjoy your week off, and thank you."

umbitch.livejournal.com

Umbridge is actually humming this morning when the public address system clicks on. Those that knew what she'd dealt with yesterday and last night might've had even more reason to fear the apparent complete loss of her sanity.

"Good morning, students," she chanted, giggling. "We've come to the end of another week and I know I had fun. Did you have fun? I had fun. Hello to all my special friends out there, you know who you are. A few of us had fun last night ~~NOT DIRTY OMG~~. Maybe more of us will have fun today."

More laughter. "Would the following people please report to my office at once: Hermione Granger and Dawn Summers. We'll have some tea, chat, and have some fun. Thank you and have a pleasant day."

umbitch.livejournal.com

"Children, I am so very disappointed in all of you," Umbridge's voice said, clicking on without preamble. "I ask for so little of you, so very little and you continue to repay with insolence, disrespect and absolute idiocy."

You could practically hear the shaking of her head.

"Your teachers, insignificant as they are, have failed to stop me. For their trouble, they have been disciplined. Such a travesty of education. Their failure, children, will not be mine, I assure you."

She giggled.

"I have cookies in my office. Do come down and see me, children. It will be most worthwhile. Also, would the following people please report to my office as soon as possible: Dick Casablancas and Charlene McGee. Thank you and have a pleasant day."

[Yeah, her sanity's gone. React at will! Those who signed up in the last PW post for evil and didn't get called today will be called today. I'm keeping today light for plot reasons so expect a call in tomorrow!]

umbitch.livejournal.com

There was a decidedly low key and calm Umbridge on the public address system this morning.

"Hello dearest students and I do hope you have are all having a wonderful day." She didn't but what's a lie on top of everything else. "Now then, if the following people would kindly report to my office I would be most appreciative: River Tam, Isabel Evans, Zuko and Jo Harvelle please report to my office. We'll have tea and crumpets and stimulating conversation, I'm sure."

She laughed into the microphone, high pitched and shudder inducing.

"Now. Should any other students want to visit me, you're more than welcome. I'm sure we could have quite the interesting time together. There's so many of you I haven't met yet. Why, just ask two of your most favorite teachers how much fun I am. Professors Aly and Deadpool would be pleased to tell you of all my talents, I'm sure."

More laughter, this time almost proud.

"Thank you, have a pleasant day."

[React at will! Those who were called, if you can't make it, please don't worry about it. Also, she's totally and completely baiting the teachers here so, again, feel free to react.]

umbitch.livejournal.com

"Good morning little children," Umbridge said, voice high and lilting. "And teachers, of course. I do hope all you teachers are well this morning. I wouldn't want anyone to be feeling badly. I do hope all of you teachers have recovered from whatever ailment you might have sustained. Really, I do."

She laughed and made that whole last bit of dialogue sound unconvincing.

"Would Zack Addy, Xander Harris and William Kessler please report to my office immediately? We do have some things to discuss."

[React at will. If she called you down and you can't make it, don't worry!]

umbitch.livejournal.com

The announcements today are short and to the point due to the mess that is Umbridge's office today.

"Johnny Storm, Elizabeth Delgado and Summer Roberts, please report to my office immediately. Do not keep me waiting."

[There will be better announcements in the coming days. Poor dear Umbridge just has a lot to deal with today. If you were called and you can't make it, don't worry! It's totally cool!]

umbitch.livejournal.com

Umbridge made the public announce system work today. After the antics in her office, there was no way she wasn't going to address the school.

"I'm sure you all find it quite funny to vandalize and otherwise wreck my office. And I'm sure you all are quite proud of yourselves. But, I assure you, I am not laughing and when I find out who did this, there will be consequences of a severe nature. SEVERE."

There's a pause as she let's that sink in.

"Today is Friday. The day before the weekend that everyone so loves around here. I advise you to be on alert this weekend, though. I have been meaning to come by and inspect your dormitory rooms. So, I just might see some of you this weekend. We can have tea. And chat."

Her voice is slightly more cheerful when she said, "I am having office hours for those that wish a visit. My door is always open. Have a pleasant day."

[React at will! She's not really visiting dorms rooms (not yet, at least).]

umbitch.livejournal.com

Except there were no announcements today as Umbridge's public address system seemed to be on the fritz.

Instead, there were a few new decrees posted throughout the school and dorms.

( First New Decree )

( Second New Decree )

[React at will. So as not to spam, please assume these were posted in both the school and the dorms comm. These are directly from HP canon and, of course, should be broken. There are office hours open for anyone who would like to visit.]

umbitch.livejournal.com

Umbridge's voice is decidedly cheerier than it has been the last several days.

"Hello, children!" She giggled and that's always a sign of good things, isn't it? "I hope you all slept well, took care of your aches and pains and are ready to get back to learning. I, myself, am having a marvelous day. And I look forward to many, many more marvelous days ahead."

More giggling. "Now, then. I would like to announce a change. No, I'm not getting rid of those teachers who have no experience and, thus, are contributing nothing to your education. It's a good change, a change for me. I will henceforth be known as High Inquisitor Umbridge. I expect you to address me by my proper title at all times. Failure to do so will result in immediate disciplinary action."

She smiled to herself. "My office is open should you want to come and chat or bring me a cake. Thank you all, have a pleasant day."

[React at all. Again, no students being called but please, if you want a student to be eviled at, send them. She will evil at you.]

ismyhairout.livejournal.com

"There are hedgehogs. They're blue and they're flying and they won't stop singing. Yeah, I got nothin'. That's all."

[OOC: Random event tied into someone's plot this weekend. The hedgehogs are hedgehog-ish size, whatever that is, and are blue. And they have wings. They're very friendly. By the end of the day, they'll have retreated to find the others in their herd.]

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