[identity profile] ivejustinvented.livejournal.com
"Class, today is our last day." Gee, Fansworth, don't sound too excited there, or anything. "This means it's time for you end of term exam." Keeping the pleased, almost peaceful look on his face, he happily patted the stack of papers next to him on the floor, which was about as tall as he was all.

"You will find inside this exam everything we covered this semester," which wouldn't be true even if this really was Mathematics class like he thought it was, "and you have the hour to complete it. If you finish before the hour, then you have most likely failed because there's no way you could get through this in an hour even if your genetic structure consisted of Einstein spliced with Stephen Hawking spliced with Lady Gaga. Now if I could just have my TA come and pass these out..."

"...Lindsay?"

"...Ms. Weir?"

"...Bueller?"

Clearly, she was not coming. Farsworth let out a disgusted sigh, shaking his head. "Try to get a kid to turn around, and this is how she repays you. Never ask a stoner to do anything for you except maybe make you brownies. Well, you've all got legs. You can get the damn test yourself."


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[identity profile] ivejustinvented.livejournal.com
"Good afternoon, class," said Farnsworth, standing in the front of the class as usual and wondering where everyone was. Not that he minded. He always felt that the fewer, the better. "Today we're going to be talking about that astonomical anomoly commonly called a Void."

No, Farnsworth had no idea he was being topical. )

Finally, finally, he finished, and yet, somehow, there was still more time left in class. That, thankfully, was another subject on the relativity of time, especially when stuck in a boring class with a crazy professor. For now, he clapped his hands together and turned to his shrunken class with a serene, gassy sort of smile. "What I have today for you is a packet to work these equations and to see what results you get for where the proposed portal will end up. If I could get my TA to come up and pass them out, please."

Pause. Waiting. Still smiling.

"Lindsay?"

Waaaaiting.

"Bueller?"

Still nothing, and Farnsworth sighed, shaking his head. "Probably out back under the bleachers toking a fattie. Anyway, get up her and get your homework and get to work."


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[identity profile] ivejustinvented.livejournal.com
"Hello, class that's only slightly less cumbersome than my other class," Farnsworth said once the hour had begun, always one for a great opening. "Today we're going to be talking about the second best thing about inventing, and that's the money. The first, as I'm sure you all know, is the power. You can take over the world with the right invention. Or the wrong invention. It's all how you market it."

"So your assignment for today is to show me something you've invented and try to market it. With the right marketing, you can brainwash millions of people into thinking they need your invention, or even just your service. It could be something like, oh, I don't know, underwear, or dog make-up, or the ever useful electric frankfurter. But it's all in how you sell it! Let me give you an example. I'll play for you two advertisements ran for my shipping company, Planet Express, you tell me which one makes you want to invest in the product more."

"First, my advertisement." With the click of a button and a dimming of the lights, a video began to play on the wall.

"And now, some other advertisement made by some punk in suspenders." Click, and the second advertisement played.

Then the lights went back up. "Now, if you said the first one, congratulations, I'm not going to fail you out of spite. If you said the second one, then you're a greased-up, gel-haired yuppie and I hope you die of boneitus. You have no boxes today, just a lot of random crap to work with. Find a way to invent something interesting out of some of it and then put together a schpiel that will make me want to get off my lazy ass and out of my recliner to spend my ill-gotten gains on your crappy product."

And, for the purposes of the class, Farnsworth actually had brought in a La-Z-Boy, sat down, propped up his slippered feet, and got comfortable. "Go on," he waved a hand, "you haven't got all day. I have my weekly bowel movement scheduled at the end of class."

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[identity profile] ivejustinvented.livejournal.com
Just like last time, there were four clearly marked boxes in front of the classroom today, and Farnsworth stood there as if waiting for more people well after the four students had already shown up. Then he seemed to come back abruptly from whatever random trip his mind had gone on, frowned to see people he was supposed to teach there, and sighed. Better get on with it...

"Some may say," he said, "that necessity is the mother of all invention. And that's crap! If you get right down to it, it's laziness. Laziness is the reason people bother making things. We like things that make our lives easier, like remote controls and the latest iPhad, adult size diapers and baby cages. So your assignment for today is to take your box of stuff and invent something that makes life easier."

He pushed one of the boxes forward a little, and then pointed to a recliner chair in the corner. "I'll be over there, if you need me. Taking a nap. Because that makes my life easier."

And probably theirs, too, really...


[[ ocd on the way is up! How convenient ]]

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[identity profile] ivejustinvented.livejournal.com
Congratulations, students. You've made it to the second week, and your reward is that you actually get to try to do something instead of sitting there, watching a slide show. Farnsworth was at the head of the class and on his desk were four large boxes, each marked with the name of a student in the class.

"The world," Farnsworth announced, "is ending. Again. It's probably all your fault, too, so way to go, cracker jack! You're also, Zombie Jesus help us, our only hope to be saved, but your options are limited. In each of these boxes, you'll find the few materials that, facing world crisis, you've been able to scrap together, and now you must invent something out of them to rescue the world from its impending doom."

"Collect your box and then pick which world ending scenario you're going to try to get out butts out of alive. You have until ten minutes to the end of the hour. When it gets to be that time, someone please wake me up, as I'll be napping, and we'll see what brilliant ideas you came up with."

And that was that. Almost as soon as he finished that last statement, Farnsworth's head was tilting back and he snored. Throughout the class, he was wont to suddenly wake up with an exclamation, usually a "Wha? Who?", look around to make sure everyone was working, and then drift back off.

He got all his best sleep in class, really.



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[identity profile] ivejustinvented.livejournal.com
Two classes. Two! At least this one only had a handful of students in it, but that might possibly be more work for Farnsworth, as he couldn't just pawn them off on each other while he took a nap as easily. Still, the reaction of Tuesday's class had bolstered him with the courage that he could be equally cruel to this batch, so there was a smile on his face when the kids came in. A smile on his face, and a clicker for a projection slide machine in his hand.

"Everybody here?" asked Farnsworth after a good, long, awkward few minutes after everyone clearly was, where he said nothing and didn't even move, and might have been thought of being either asleep, wax, or even dead. " You are. Damn. Too bad. Let's get started, then, I suppose, before my heart stops beating again."

No introductions. No explanation of the class or what they were all doing here or anything like that. Just straight into the dimmed lights and the slide show.

Crappy Inventions through the Ages. )

And finally, he seemed to be reaching something suggesting an end.

"But lucky you, you can hopefully avoid such travesties. Hopefully, your horrible inventions will be small beans compared to these whoppers. If anything, you're being taught by one of the greatest inventors of the thirty first century. After all, without me, the world would not have (click!)Fast Cars, (click!) Trendy Night Clubs, and (click!) beautiful women."

The last slide showed bright white, and the lights flickered back on.

"And there's the slide show. Expect a test next week, so I hope you took notes." Although he planned to have the test cover absolutely nothing that was covered today. "Oh, and there's one other thing. Now, what was it...?"

Tapping his fingers together, Professor Farnsworth was clearly trying to think of what it was. One minute went by. A second.

"Ah, yes," it finally came to him. "Get lost!"


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[identity profile] a-no-brainer.livejournal.com
The desks were arranged in a sort of misshapen U around the middle of the room and the chairs were lining the walls. Glitch wasn't at his usual spot behind his desk and was, instead, sitting in a chair off to the side.

On the board, however, were instructions.

Final )

Glitch smiled at them from where he was sitting and took out a small notepad. Forget the naming part, this was going to be his new favorite part of inventiontronics.

[ooc: The OCD is up and waiting for everyone's neat inventions!]
[identity profile] a-no-brainer.livejournal.com
Inventiontronics was in the Danger Shop today, and the Danger Shop looked like a generic field to one side and tall-treed forest to the other.

The guys standing in the field with long black trenchcoats weren't quite so generic, and a few had a bit of shiny metal armor covering one arm. Really, they were probably very hot in those outfits. That was Glitch's general theory as to their disposition.

Glitch, who was standing somewhere about the middle, waved everyone over for a quick explanation. Or, well, as quick an explanation as Glitch could give.

"Today, well, first, your projects are due next week." He let that sink in for a second or two before continuing. "This week, though, you're going to get to learn about defending yourself. With those," he pointed to the men in the severe outfits in the field, "longcoats over there. If you don't want to fight, though, you can head into the forest and deal with the anklebiters. That's probably more evasion than it is defense, but it's good to know if someone is chasing you to get at something you've invented."

It was a loose connection, but Glitch felt it was important and repeated it once before shooing them all off.

[ooc: OCD on the way up!]
[identity profile] a-no-brainer.livejournal.com
Glitch was at the front of class, as always.

Today, though, there would be an actual lecture, and he was ready with his notes.

Lecture within )

[ooc: Sorry so late, and the OCD is up!]
[identity profile] a-no-brainer.livejournal.com
This week, the classroom looked pretty much just as it had last week. The three strange inventions were setting at the front, but this time there were notes underneath them to clarify what the did.

Apparently, it wasn't obvious.

"Last week, I had you all name these inventions," Glitch said from his spot behind his desk. "This week, you'll be naming them again, only you'll be using acronyms. There's a minimum of three words."

He thought about that for a second.

"No, make that five. Extra credit if you can make the initials spell an actual word."

[ooc: OCD is there!]
[identity profile] a-no-brainer.livejournal.com
There were three exceptionally different items displayed on Glitch's desk today

"Well, hopefully most of you are getting close to being finished with your projects, and being finished with a project means it's time to name it," he said, grinning. Naming inventions was always fun.

"Today, all you need to do is think of a name for each of these inventions and then brainstorm on a name for your own invention once you're finished."

[ooc: Picture filled OCD is up!]
[identity profile] a-no-brainer.livejournal.com
Glitch looked at the syllabus, then out at the class, and then back and forth again a few more times as synapses tried to rearrange it a little.

He wasn't even remotely near prepared to give that kind of lecture after last weekend.

"Well," he started, "I think all of you already know why you shouldn't be inventing weapons." It was possible, given one particular design he's seen, that he's overestimating at least one student in the classroom.

"So, instead of telling you all that, you can use the class time to work on your projects. I'll be going around and checking on you in case you need any help."

[ooc: Wait for the OCD is up!]
[identity profile] a-no-brainer.livejournal.com
Glitch was at the front of the class, looking a great deal more balanced than he had been last week. Each desk had the usual tools and a few extra modable supplies.

"I hope you all remembered to bring something in today to fix. If you brought something of your own, go ahead and trade it with someone else. Or, I guess if you forgot to bring anything in, team up with someone else. All you have to do today is repair the item and add one feature to it that would be useful to the other person."

He smiled, then looked down at his notes for a second.

"Oh, if you didn't have a design for me to look over last week, try to come by my office tomorrow, if you can."

With that, he sat down and let the class get to work.

[ooc: OCD on the way up!]
[identity profile] a-no-brainer.livejournal.com
His shoes had moved on their own that morning, and he wasn't so sure anymore if it had been real or just another glitch.

At any rate, Glitch was standing at the front of the class, very obviously shifting his weight from one foot to the other.

"Today, uhm, I hope you brought your designs to class. Or, well, what you have of your designs for your projects because that's what we'll be going over. I mean, I'll be going over with you."

He bit back a repeat of the last four words before he continued.

"So, if you'd all get what you have out, I'll go around--," he said with a shift and a shuffle as one of his feet almost darted out from underneath him, "I'll go around and check your progress."

There was a pause as he looked down at his notes to make sure he was finished. "Oh, and, don't forget that next week we'll be doing repairs. So, if you or someone you know has something broken, then, bring it in--," he ended abruptly with another shake as his other foot made a decent pass at kicking itself against the desk.

Glitch frowned down at his shoes before smiling nervously at the class. Today was going to be a long day.

[ooc: OCD is up! This was also in the right place the whole time I swear.]
[identity profile] a-no-brainer.livejournal.com
The desks were paired off again, each with a set of tools, and there was a crate full of completely modable spare parts.

Yes, kids, it is project time again, and Glitch was standing at the front of the class looking very delighted by the whole thing. Really, this was probably his favorite kind of class to teach.

"Alright, class," he said with a smile. "Today, you're going to build something out of nothing. Pick up some parts and start to put them together. Don't worry if you can't get it to work or don't have a set design for it. It doesn't even have to have a real function, if you can't find one, heh. The point of this is for you to get an idea of what it's like to start building something with these materials."

There may or may not have been a moment or two where he bounced ever so slightly, but those moments should be ignored.

"And don't forget that after next weeks break, you'll need to be ready to bring in your preliminary designs for your final projects."

Nothing like ending the lecture on something to strike fear into the hearts of his students, though that wasn't entirely intended.

[ooc: The OCD is a work in progress up!]
[identity profile] a-no-brainer.livejournal.com
Glitch was at the front of the class again today, and on each desk were a few sheets of clean, un-lined paper and two pencils.

"Today, you're going to be working on the look of your inventions. For the first half of the class, I want you to sketch out a design. It doesn't have to be too detailed, but, the idea is that you'll get a feel for how it will all come together and look when it's done. Remember things like functionality and overall aesthetic appeal."

He smiled reassuringly at them, because this next part he was afraid they wouldn't really like.

"The second half of class, you'll be showing your sketches to your classmates and critiquing each other." There was a stern look before he continued with, "Nicely, please."

A moment, then, as he looked at them a bit expectantly before he realized he hadn't told them yet to begin.

"Oh, uhm, right. Go ahead. Begin!"

[ooc: Please wait for The OCD is there, waiting for you.]
[identity profile] a-no-brainer.livejournal.com
Today, Inventiontronics was in the Danger Shop. Said Danger Shop looked a lot like a rural 1950's American town. Nice, normal little town, except for that creepy floating dude, and the fact that all the people were robots in various states of disrepair.

The zipperheaded man responsible was standing under the welcome sign, notes in hand, waiting for everyone to gather around.

"Hello, class!" Gosh, he was cheery. "Today, you're going to be repairing the good folks of Milltown. They're all ready and able to tell you how to fix them. Think of it as a walk-through. Ask them whatever questions you need to, they don't bite no matter how angry they look in the icons and are waiting with tools over there."

Glitch pointed over to the main street where six robots, counting the weird floating one, were scattered on steps and porches. Each one had a toolbox sitting near them.

"You can work together, if you like, or work alone. It's up to you. They'll let me know how you did when everyone is finished. Now go on," he started to herd them towards the robot people, "start working!"

[ooc: Wait for the OCD of roboty doom is up!]
[identity profile] a-no-brainer.livejournal.com
The classroom today was a bit different. The desks were all paired off, and for each set there was a strange spinny thing, a small set of tools and a question sheet.

Glitch was at the front of the class, standing at a bit of a distance from the desk. It might want some space after last week.

"Today, you'll be taking apart those mini sterling engines , putting them back together, and filling out the worksheet. Don't worry too much about the questions and just answer them as best you can. Sorry, but, you'll have to work in teams for it because I didn't have enough to go around." He gave them an apologetic smile. "When you're finished, bring it and your answers to my desk and pick up one of these packets to go over."

He picked one up from the top of the pile before finally sitting at his desk. "I'll be here to answer any questions during and after class. I'll be in my office tomorrow, too, if you need anything then." He sat back a bit and started to read over the packet again to refresh his synapses if there were any questions.

[ooc: OCD is on its way up like an upping thing!]
[identity profile] a-no-brainer.livejournal.com
Today, the students would have a very depressed, confused, and generally unsettled teacher.

Glitch's head was on his desk, and there were bits of straw in his hair. On all the desks were small bits of materials. One iron, steel, copper, plastic, Moritanium, and cloth. They were all labeled, too.

He picked his head up just enough to rest it on his chin instead of his forehead and began his lecture just like that.

"There are different materials used in inventions on your desks. Examine them, I guess, and get some ideas for what you'll use in your projects."

There was a huge sigh and he blinked at them slowly.

"If you're going to work with a partner or in a group, let me know after class or in my office tomorrow." A pause. "And if you've got any idea as to how I can get this stuff out of my hair, I'd be glad to hear it."

Another sigh and Glitch lifted his head and let it fall back against his desk, face first, with a loud thunk.

Every once and again, students might notice that he'd pick his head up about an inch or two and let it fall again. The weekend had not been kind to him, and if anyone mentioned crows he might just start to weep softly.

[ooc: OCD is on the way there, being emo.]
[identity profile] a-no-brainer.livejournal.com
As students walk into class, they'd see Glitch standing behind his desk with notes in hand. They were mostly in his hands because the desk had a pile of Papay fruit on it next to the sign in sheet, free for the taking.

"Hello!" He seemed a lot less visibly nervous this time, which was probably a good thing. "Today's lesson is about power sources for inventions. A big part of even thinking up what you'll invent is deciding on how to make it go, and, well, there are a lot of options here."

Glitch looked down at his notes, then back at the class.

Power! )

It took a few moments of shuffling the papers before Glitch got to the one he needed.

"Now, I know that a lot of people here come from different worlds, so today I'd like you to do two things. First, if there's a power source from where you come from that wasn't mentioned, share a little about it with the rest of the class and answer each other's questions about them. Second, make note of which ones you think you'd like to use in your invention. If you don't have an idea for that yet, then just take note of the ones that interest you."

He sat down at his Papay fruit covered desk and waited for the discussion to begin.

[ooc: Wait for the OCD is up, as usual!]
[identity profile] a-no-brainer.livejournal.com
"He-hello, class." He smiled sideways at the front of the class and the whole left of his face twitched visibly. "I'm, uh, let's see," he glanced at his notes, "Professor Ambrose? Yes. I'm Professor Ambrose, but you can call me Glitch if you like, heh." He smiled, both sides now.

Glitch set the notes down and fidgeted with his sleeves, then took a deep breath. "Welcome," a flourish, "to Applied Inventiontronics! Here, I'll do my very best to teach you about the intricacies, whys and how-tos of invention. Over the semester, you'll create an invention with the skills you learn in this class for a final grade. I'll provide the materials, if you need them, and answer any questions you have." He was getting into this whole 'teacher' thing.

"Now, uh, my first rule when setting out to invent something is to make sure that it will be helpful to the people around me. That means your first assignment, after everyone introduces themselves of course, is to figure out what someone needs! You can work alone or with a classmate or with a lot of classmates. I've found that it's really much better to bounce ideas like this off other people."

Then he put his hands on his hips and looked out at the class and let his mouth fall into a flat line made purely of seriousness. "Restrictions are, 1) No Weapons. The goal here is to make lives better, not worse. 2) No inventions can rely on hurting others to work." He pointed to his zipper solemnly, as if they'd understand what he meant. "Off limits. 3), uh, three..."

He looked back at his notes, a little panicked, and shuffled the papers around. "Three! Hah!" Glitch held up the notecard in a fist, pumped it into the air once or twice, and smiled triumphantly. "Three!" A pause. "Oh, three." He pulled his arm back and read the piece of paper. "Have... OH!" He brightened. "Have fun! Enjoy your inventions! Or I guess I fail you." He leaned forward on the desk, making the most serious face he could imagine (which only lasted a good fifteen seconds), then smirked. "Well? Get to work!"

[OOC: Please please please wait for the first OCD is up!]
[identity profile] drgrissom.livejournal.com
Grissom is in a shockingly jovial mood. He's even rocking a costume and has candy (without bugs) for his students. Must have some good Halloween childhood memories buried somewhere.

Criminology

Here is the study guide for your midterm exam. [it will be an 'essay question', but feel free to study/stress]

To review, in class today I would like you to discuss one thing you have learned in this class so far, and how it either surprised you, or changed your mind in regards to a certain topic. If that is not the case in any aspect, why not?


Death and Dying

Discussion: Your homework was to Choose a death by suicide from Shakespeare's work, and share a short reaction to it. Please do so.

Your midterm exam will be on Wednesday! It will be an in-class essay, in a similar vein to the homework you are turning in. Using what you have learned in class, and moving on to our accidental death chapter, please analyze A Darwin Award Winner or Honourable Mention. You may bring in notes on one 3x5 index card.

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