Fandom High School

*due to the recent rise in hysteria on campus caused by incomplete information, accusations and hysterical behavior, rover has beefed up his patrol of the school grounds.*

*rover will not hesitate to forcibly remove all nonessential personnel from the grounds.*

*nonessential personnel rover defines as those not Instructors, Students or Staff.*

*this also applies to the pesky gremlins, tentacle monsters and any other supernatural creature that does not have the proper authorization to be on campus.*

*nor will he hesitate to drag anyone who has broken school rules before principalconnor, be they student, instructor or staff.*

*…or shove them into the school cafeteria cooler for a few hours…*

*to cool off.*

*rover wiggles at his funny and rolls on with his patrol.*

*rover rolls around his new office of Security, squeaky-rubber noises as he squeezes through the small space between the desk and wall, adjusting the stapler on the desk which he eyes suspiciously before it gets nudged into the trash bin.*

*after witnessing the carnage in the fandomhighdorms decides some rules need to be instituted, along with the consequences of breaking them.*

*several failed attempts at writing them later, rover decides to take a roll around the campus to become familiar with the layout.*

*...after shoving the desk out the window*

*...making a note to open the window first next time*