rover, campus security, on patrol

[prisoner-rover.livejournal.com]

*due to the recent rise in hysteria on campus caused by incomplete information, accusations and hysterical behavior, rover has beefed up his patrol of the school grounds.*

*rover will not hesitate to forcibly remove all nonessential personnel from the grounds.*

*nonessential personnel rover defines as those not Instructors, Students or Staff.*

*this also applies to the pesky gremlins, tentacle monsters and any other supernatural creature that does not have the proper authorization to be on campus.*

*nor will he hesitate to drag anyone who has broken school rules before principalconnor, be they student, instructor or staff.*

*…or shove them into the school cafeteria cooler for a few hours…*

*to cool off.*

*rover wiggles at his funny and rolls on with his patrol.*

Comments

[iwasawesome.livejournal.com]

Mr. ummmm... Rover? Can I ask you a question? I'm organizing the Homecoming Dance, and we are going to need security. Will you be available?

[prisoner-rover.livejournal.com]

*rover is at your service.*

*he would bow, if he had a bendy middle*

[iwasawesome.livejournal.com]

Nice, you are totally bad-ass. Thanks!