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Today, when the students entered the Danger Shop, they would have found themselves in a cosy lodge perched high in the Swiss Alps.

"Welcome to Piz Nair, which hosted the alpine skiing events during the 1948 Winter Olympics," Bond said. "Which, as you might guess, means that there are a number of excellent runs for skiing, as well as snowboarding. You have a choice of which you'd like to attempt today. Or if you prefer you can stay in the lodge and drink hot chocolate." It had been one of those weeks, Bond was being nice.

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The expression on Bond's face as he told his class to follow him out onto the frozen tundra (and to dress in the snow gear he'd thoughtfully provided) wasn't exactly unholy glee, but it was close.

He led them to a spot right by the causeway, where there were a selection of skis and a collection of paint-ball rifles. There was also a rough track marked out with targets scattered around it. "Good morning, class," Bond all but chirped. Bastard. "Today we'll be dong a variation on the biathlon, a Winter Olympic sport involving cross-country skiing and shooting. The concept is simple enough, ski around the track stopping at marked intervals to shoot at targets from either a standing or prone position. Scoring depends on both speed and accuracy but we won't worry about that today." Wasn't that nice of him?

"Gear up and then we'll get started."

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Bond had informed his class that they should meet him in the Danger Shop this morning. When they arrived they found themselves standing at the top of a very long, very steep track with a small sled placed at the starting line.

"Good morning, and welcome to Winter Sports, which I trust will need very little explanation of the course material," Bond, who just happened to be wearing a bodysuit, helmet, and booties, began. "Today we'll be starting with luge. Now, luge is considered one of the most dangerous sports today, so even with the Danger Shop's safety protocols, you'll first be changing into the provided safety gear."

After the class had changed, he continued. "Now, I could give you a very long and detailed lecture on the history of luge, and the physics of it, but really, the point of the class is doing, so you'll be taking turns to go down the track one by one before we do introductions at the bottom of the track. Now if you'll watch me for the correct form."

With that, Bond sat on the sled and launched himself down the track.

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