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"Welcome to your final," Hardison said. "I never got an actual report from y'all, but just listenin' to you talk made it sound like y'all were plannin' to take the fight to those things out there. Unfortunately, you're all hungry an' pretty slow, so to represent that, I'm speedin' the monsters up a bit. They're stronger'n you an' now faster'n you by a decent clip, but you're still smarter'n them, so hopefully that'll be enough to turn the tide."

What the class didn't know was that Hardison had set up a timer for the sim; if they didn't head out and start their own attack by halfway through the class period, the monsters were going to attack the dorms. Surprise! But, hey, sometimes people needed a little kick or else they'd spend all their time planning and never get around to doing.
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The dorms sim was back and completely gummy bear free when students entered the Danger Shop again, a fact that had Hardison ridiculously grateful today. "Welcome back," he said, flashing them all a smile. "Sorry there ain't no Candyland Thunderdome this week--" no, no he really wasn't "--but good job on bein' luchadores an' fightin' off zombies an dealin' with that insanity in general."

And now please join Hardison in never thinking of that ever again.

"So, we're down to the second-to-last week of the class, Week 6. Y'all are down to the last bits of food which is probably your biggest worry. Raven an' Hanna made contact with Jeremy's crew at the bank. They weren't real keen on not gettin' food or invited back to the dorms, but they appreciated the fresh water an' have allowed y'all to use the bank vault as a kind of mini-outpost while your scouts are skulkin' around in town, so long as you promise to keep 'em informed of anythin' big about to go down. Y'all have started to build a kind of arsenal, includin' some molotov cocktails. The dorms are stayin' mostly clean, so y'all don't have to worry about dyin' of tetanus an' dysentery, which are always a plus. Honestly, if it weren't for the food situation bein' rather dire right now, y'all could probably make a serious go at makin' this place habitable long-term."

A whiteboard appeared on the wall next to him and on it was a rough drawing of Fandom island. "Your scouts managed to pick up two key pieces of useful intel. While in town, Raven's been noticin' that the creatures are startin' preparations for--somethin'. Somethin' violent. There's been more violence an' aggression in their camp, fights an' scuffles breakin' out. But while it's a little bit chaotic down there, it's controlled chaos, a way to bleed off extra energy before somethin' big happens. They're preparin' for a fight, though whether it's to take y'all out or to move on somewhere else is impossible to say. The other bit of intel y'all discovered was spurred on by Jeremy, he found it in one of the safety deposit boxes in the vault. Turns out there's a huge emergency supply cache, enough to keep y'all going well into next year if you're careful, an' that includes bringin' his group into the dorms. The info Jeremy found gave coordinates, not exact locations, but your scouts managed to figure out those coordinates are inside the ruins of the school. If you can get in there, you might be able to come back with enough to keep this place goin'. An' then there's the last option: escape. You got a lot of really smart people here, and people with extraordinary powers. If y'all work together, you might be able to come up with a plan to get off the island. Baltimore doesn't seem to be in any better condition than the island, but it's certainly bigger. Might be easier for y'all to scavenge stuff there. Might be able to keep goin' and find somewhere these creatures haven't been. Who knows?"

"It all ends next week, y'all. How it ends is up to you. Figure out your options an' decide what it is you're gonna do."
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Hardison was facepalming when the students entered the Danger Shop today, but they could be excused for not noticing. Instead of being greeted by their post-apocalyptic dorms, they were found themselves standing in a huge, brightly-colored arena, filled to the brim with cheering...gummy bears?

"Sup," Hardison greeted, shoulders slumped. "So...somethin's goin' on with the Danger Shop an' I don't even know, y'all." In the center of the arena was a boxing ring, with a huge chocolate chip cookie off to one side, posing for the crowd. "Like, literally do not even know. This ain't what I programmed an' it don't matter how much I hack or how much code I go through. It's just...this kinda stuff." Then, wincing, he added, "Also, the door y'all came through? Good luck findin' it again. We seem to be stuck here. I'mma see if I can't try to kill the program manually, but while I do...?" He shrugged. "Supposedly, there's some wallet around here that'll let us get out? I dunno, I wasn't payin' attention to the intro. But if y'all find it, maybe the program will end all by itself." He pointed to the collection of luchadore masks. "Put one of those on an' hop into the ring, if you wanna try it out."

[Link goes to Burrito Bison Revenge, a fun flash game with sound, FYI! OCD up]
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Class began with something unexpected. Rather than an introduction from Hardison, a voice was heard from Cecil's radio.

"Hello?" It was a man's voice. He sounded tense, maybe even scared. "Hello, I don't know if anyone is still out there, if anyone's listening, if anyone's alive still to listen. This is Jeremy, at First National Bank of Fandom Town, over on Unicorn Street. We've been hiding in the vault since those--those things arrived. There are six of us. We're--we're awful hungry. It's been a few days since we've had anything to eat. If you're out there...if you can hear us...please help? Again, we're at First National Bank of Fandom Town, on Unicorn. I hope you can hear us. My name is Jeremy and there are six people here in the vault. We're weak and we're hungry and we're scared. If anyone is still alive out there, please help. Hello, my name is Jeremy, we're in--"

There was a loud squelching noise and the broadcast stopped.

"Well," Hardison said, stepping into the sudden silence. "There's that. Your radio's still working fine, so the problem's likely on their end. But there you have it. The first definitive proof that there's intelligent life still on the island. The question is, what do you make of it? More important, what are you gonna do about it? You got plenty of options, but each options is gonna have an affect on the group as a whole. This seems like the kinda thing you might wanna discuss."

"Now, as for last week, some folks realized that the noises comin' from the bathrooms was the water pipes. They were able to learn that the water's shut off to the dorms. This could be somethin' as simple as a watermain broke or somethin' or it could mean that someone's turned off water here deliberately. You don't know. Elsa's keepin' you supplied with fresh water for drinkin', bathin', an' for the garden. No one's presented me with a plan to turn the water in the pool into somethin' drinkable, but it's enough to keep the toilets flushin' manually an' to keep the dorms clean if you're so inclined. Raven found some cleanin' supplies, but..." He looked around at the dorms which were definitely a bit worse for wear, so no one had mentioned doing any actual cleaning. "Y'all might wanna start puttin' 'em to use, just sayin'. Or not! Maybe you're looking to Oregon Trail it up in here an' see who dies of dysentery first."

In which case, keep on keepin' on.

"One thing. Food's gettin' tight. Most of the scouts are on food detail, but gardens can only grow so fast an' you got some pretty heavy competition in the top predator category. You got a greenhouse goin' an' that's cool, even some seeds an' things to plant in there, an' Hanna's been able to smoke an' salt a lot of what you do catch to make it last. Congrats, the food you have right now is gonna last till Week Six if you keep tight rationing, but huntin' is pretty much gonna take up most of your time if you wanna add enough to get to Week Seven, leavin' you no time for other scoutin' pursuits. Looks like y'all have got some choices to make."
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Hardison was in a much better mood this week, clapping his hands together once to get the class's attention and smiling at them when they looked over. "So, welcome to Week Two of your Doomsday Scenario. Last week's class went over really well--so well that you managed to knock off two of the potential problems I was gonna throw at you. Hardison is so proud of y'all! )

That took care of pretty much everything he had on his agenda to report, so he nodded at them. "Doesn't look like anything too terrible is happenin'. You might wanna start thinkin' about your livin' space an' what it means, what you should do with it, but that's all on y'all. As always, I'mma be over with my laptop, waitin' for you to come over an' tell me your plans for next week. Let's keep it up, y'all! Keep beatin' me at my own game!"
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The sim looked exactly the same as it had last week when the students entered the Danger Shop, right down to having Hardison sprawled on the stairs, poking at his laptop. "Hey, y'all," he said, nodding. "Pull up a patch of floor or wall or whatever, a'ight? Normally, the way things are gonna go, the first few minutes of each class is gonna be spent goin' over what y'all've accomplished last week an' then tellin' you a bit about the day's scenario. But this week's gonna be a little bit different cause I think it's kinda important that we make it really clear how this class is gonna work."

The magic of teamwork )
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Hardison just wanted it on record that he loved this room, all right? He was willing to stay on Fandom island forever and always, amen, so long as they kept letting him come up and geek out over the Danger Shop. Going through some of the saved scenarios, he'd found the one that had correlated to the radio report he'd based the class off of, and with a few tweaks and changes, he'd had it set up to his exact specifications.

Perfect.

Welcome to Survival Horror 101 )

"So, I don't know y'all. I don't know how well any of you know one another. Some of you might be friends, some might be strangers, some of y'all might hate each other. Bit of free advice? I'd figure out a way to work together anyway, cause you are all y'all got. This class is all about stayin' alive for as long as you can, an' comin' up with ways to make that time last just a little longer. Figure out what you need to do and get to it, a'ight?"

There was another loud slam into the door from the outside and Hardison grinned. "Good luck."

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"Aaaalright." So, Reno had missed a few classes, and now the term was over. He licked his lips as he looked over the students gathered in the Danger Shop. "So I was a bit AWOL back there. I trust my Rookie and Rikku had you in pretty good hands the past couple weeks. If they didn't... Hey, means you get a trial by fire now, don't you."

The entire room shimmered, taking the students back to a scenario similar to the one that Reno had set up for their introductions class several weeks back. They were surrounded by a vast expanse of desert with no readily available water in sight. The sky was a sickly shade of spinach green, and in their immediate area, they were standing in what had presumably once been a thriving city, considering how huge it was. It was a pity that it was all sitting in ruins now, a sort of double-decker heap of twisted metal and shattered glass with very little that was still recognizable as a livable building or functional vehicle.

"Welcome to my home," Reno said, his tone almost eerily devoid of inflection, today. "Midgar, at ground zero. Millions dead, literally nothing will grow in the dirt in and around the city. No food, very little shelter, no water, the place is crawling with monsters, the entire city is radioactive, our best fuel source has been rendered impossible to use, and the world government was located at the middle of that city full of wreckage. Presumably, the guy in charge is dead. Try not to die. Anything else you do today is up to you, but you're going to want to do it as a group, aren't you?"

And then he turned around and walked away, taking a seat among the ruins to watch.

Yeah, that was it.

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Class today was meeting in the Danger Shop, and the set up was a little ... unusual.

Students would find themselves sitting on the hull of a gigantic airship, hovering a few thousand feet above the ground in the night sky. In the distance was the fin of what seemed to be a gigantic monster, slowly dissolving into nothingness. Myriad strange creatures floated by and disappeared.

Five Minutes After the World Didn't End )
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Today's class was in the Danger Shop. Why? Because if you think Barry was passing up the chance to play with that technologies you're fucking insane.

However the fact that Barry was wearing a spiked red-hair wig and a black suit for class was just for fun.

When the class entered the danger shop today they'd find that the room had been turned into a massive sporting goods store with piles upon piles of sporting goods, camping gear and some random technologies. They'd also find duffel bags with each student's name on them.

That might explain something about the class. Why there were giant buzzards wearing top hats and flying around the room was another thing. Let's not even ask why they are carrying the heads of former government leaders encased in glass jars.

"Rookies," Barry drawled. "Rookies. Rookies. Rookies. Yo."

He gave the class a grin.

"So our illustrious teacher is a giant fucking bird," Barry informed the class. "And going by the syllabus we're supposed to brace ourselves and know where are fucking heads are. Whatever the fuck that means. Zoto."

Barry waved his hand around the room. "So here's what we're going to do. Yo. This shit piled around here? It's real. I brought it in for today's class. Your job today is to build a bug out bag. When the fucking shit hits the fan you're going to have this bag with you to keep you going until something more permanent can be fucking established. Here's the deal though... you can only take fifteen items for your bag. And the items in particular have to go to establishing a shelter, providing food and water, first aid and protection. Best combination of items gets you a gift certificate to Red Lobster. If your items can do double duty? Even better."

Barry grinned. "So pick your shit and tell me why you picked it out."

...

"Zoto."
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"Yo, class!" Reno stepped into the Danger Shop today with a small, twitchy grin on his lips. "Hands-on class today, I bet you're all thrilled, zoto."

He gestured around to a Danger Shop re-creation of a place that looked inhospitable, pure and simple. )

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"Oookay." Reno was not starting with a chipper, 'hey, Rookies!' today. Reno had a lot of work to do with these ones, so the group was actually meeting in the classroom today, no fancy Danger Shop setup for them. "So last week, I threw you guys completely blind at a survival scenario, mostly to see what would happen. And then I went home and I spent the night drinking, holy shit."

Was Reno not supposed to share that? Reno was going to share that anyway.

I'm not saying you were all gonna die... )

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When the students stepped into the Danger Shop for Reno's class today, they'd find themselves stepping into the lobby of the dormitory all over again, with a few pointed differences. There seemed to be a barricade built against the boarded-up windows, consisting of a good deal of the furniture that had clearly been dragged down from the floors above them. The power to the simulated building had been cut off completely, which meant that they were sitting in near-absolute darkness, because naturally Reno was going to be an ass and set this scenario for the dead of night.

It wasn't pretty. )

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"Rookies." It had been far too damn long since the last time Reno was standing in the Danger Shop, looking at a classroom full of kids he didn't know. It was kind of like coming home, and that much was apparent in his relaxed posture as he surveyed the group. All around them, the holographic landscape was a barren desert, the sky above them a sickly haze except for the giant burning rock hanging overhead, which managed to dwarf the moon by far. "Heh. Rookies."

Yes, this was his opening line. Hello, class.

"Look up there. That? That up there, is what brought my world as I knew it to a crashing stop. You wanna know what happens when a rock like that falls down from the sky?" He lifted his eyebrows pointedly as he looked at each and every student in his class, one by one. "No. No, you really don't. But you're in this class, so over the next few weeks, you're gonna learn anyway, yo. We watched that bad boy falling down on our heads for weeks, and there wasn't a godsdamned thing we could do to stop it, either. And believe me, we tried. The only reason I'm standing here right now is because the Planet tried even harder. We're gonna cover more than 'rocks fall, everyone dies' scenarios over this term, of course, but I figured, hey, probably not a bad way to catch your attention."

Thanks for that, Gaia.

"This week, we're gonna keep it light, yo. I'm not new to the island, but I'm new to all of you, and I want to know what the hell I'm working with this summer. So, you Rookies are gonna give me your names, tell me any experience you might have with the end of the world, or if you have none, tell me what it is you're hoping to get out of this class. And, if you were to look up in the sky and see that thing, and there was sweet fuck-all you could do to stop it, tell me how you would spend your last few weeks alive. I'm Reno. I'm here teaching this class because I lived that once or twice or... I lost count. And when I was faced with that one up there? First, I got pretty damn drunk. And then I tried to help evacuate what was left of Midgar, my world's biggest city, anyway."

On orders, sure, but that hardly mattered. When you were a Turk, you Did The Job.

"Your turn."

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