[identity profile] licensedtoarch.livejournal.com
For their final, the students met at the Danger Shop one last time. They were sitting in the audience, facing a broad stage, adorned with giant banners for 'Miss Universe Pageant.' After a few moments music and light, their teachers stepped on stage. They had clearly taken the time to dress up--their costumes were affixed with bow ties.

Unlike many of the teachers and townies, 21 and 24 looked cheery and well-rested after their stint in the cabins. In a lot of ways, it was like being back on the Cocoon again. The tiny beds and alcoves felt almost familiar, save they weren't flying through a canyon or being screeched a over the intercom at all hours of the day and night.

Okay, maybe 21 didn't look all that cheery. It was their last class, after all. "Well, class, this is our final afternoon together," he said, a little mournful. "I know it will be rough for you to see us go, after we've spent seven weeks together, molding your minds into keen, arching machines, but, like all good things, this, too, must end. Like the speech in the epic King of the Bracelets--"

"I think they get the point, 21," 24 interrupted, before his companion could wax geekily poetic throughout the entirety of the class period. "So, your final: you are all villains who have infiltrated the National Costumes segment of the Miss Universe pageant. Three of the contestants are secretly your highly-trained assassin-bots and you have designed their costumes to be lethal and deadly somehow." As 24 called their names, the pageant contestants walked out, spun, and paused, showing off their costumes. "Are Miss Belgium's tennis balls secretly bombs? Did you fill Miss Zambia's gourds with some kind of knockout gas? Is Miss Italy's sword real--and how far do you think you'll go if that's her only weapon? For Miss Croatia did you--" 24 stopped and looked at Miss Croatia's costume. "I got nothing."

Miss Croatia swept off the stage in a sulk.

21 finally pulled himself together. "So, your final is to choose three of the contestants, explain how you've weaponized their costumes, and then send your best one after the Prime Minister of Utopia, while your other two attempt to foil your classmates' own assassin-bots who have been tasked with that same assignment! Begin!"

[Please wait for the OCD up. Ping the OOC thread if you have any questions or if I was in anyway unclear, okay?]
[identity profile] licensedtoarch.livejournal.com
Both 21 and 24 looked surly as the students filed into the classroom today. Being kept up all night by insect-renditions of Celine Dion's Greatest Hits did not for happy teachers make.

"Today, we're talking about vengeance!" 24 bellowed as soon as everyone had sat down. "Not the stupid, easy vengeance, like killing your enemy's entire family and burning his home to he ground. That's crap. Takes no imagination. There's no elegance." Though if he could get his hands on the insect colony that started all this...

"When it comes to arching, revenge is a delicate flower, not some brutal attack," 21 added. "Deciding on the appropriate form of vengeance requires skill and dedication, plus an imagination and a hefty dose of mad science if you have it. For example? Sending bugs into someone's apartment to sing Celine Dion songs all night? Brilliant and horrifying at once. It plays on our butterfly theme, while engaging in terror tactics. By attacking us in our home, our unknown assailant proves he can reach us anywhere, while depriving us of much-needed sleep, leaving us less capable of coming up with our own plans of retaliation."

"Truly." 24 shook his head solemnly. "Our unknown enemy is a master at the game."

Or simply an island. Whatever.

"So, today, you're going to help us build a better vengeance scenario, okay? Now let's get to work brainstorming."

[OCD is up!]
[identity profile] licensedtoarch.livejournal.com
"You all did very well on your interviews last week," 24 said, giving them the class a broad smile as they met, once again, in the Danger Shop. They were in a similar waiting room as last week, only now there were several doors leading away. "I have to admit we didn't think most of you had it in you, but you proved us wrong. We're very proud."

In fact, 21 was standing slightly behind 24, wiping away what looked to be a tear and giving them all a big thumb's up. He had to swallow a few times before he could take up his thread of the lecture.

"Now, most of you decided that you wanted to be supervillains and that's just fine. But today, we're going to share some of our duties as henchmen. This way, those of you who prefer to hench will have an idea of what's in store for you, and those of you who wish to be supervillains will have an idea of just why having proper and efficient henchm...people is vital for your plans!"

24 began writing down their duties on the whiteboard. "As members of The Fluttering Horde, 21 and I have performed various duties in service to The Monarch. We are skilled and extremely versatile, and we can act as anything from errand boys to assassins." On the board he listed:

Sending apology letters.
Unleashing herpes-smeared sexbots on traitorous members of The Guild.
Killing the Venture brothers.
Strong arm tactics.
Kidnapping (aka recruitment).
Using exotic animals to assassinate high profile targets.
Hand-to-hand combat against impossible odds. [BROCK SAMSON]
Surveillance and other intelligence gathering.
Housekeeping.
Writing and publishing propaganda


"Today, you're going to learn to do some of these things yourself," 21 continued, still beaming. "Each door will lead to to a task. Go in, perform your duty, and move on, knowing that with each step you take, you'll be that much closer to being a full-fledged hench...person."

[OCD on the way up. Feel free to mod whatever details you wish]
[identity profile] licensedtoarch.livejournal.com
Today, the students had been handwavily notified to meet in the Danger Shop, which was set up to look like an office building. There was an android receptionist behind the desk, there was a line of uncomfortable plastic chairs for them to sit in, and their teachers were standing next to a watercooler arguing about something that sounded like 'Smurf estrus' in hushed tones. As soon as the last student arrived, their broke off their conversation and turned towards their class. )
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"Now, most of you don't really have a history with henchmen," 24 said, standing in front of the room. "It's not your fault; it's like what we talked about last week. Once the mask comes off and the costume is put away, we look like everyone else. Your neighbors may be henchpeople, or your distant cousin, or that kid you went to school with and shoved into lockers everyday, thus forcing him to quit school and get his GED, which meant no one wanted to hire him which was why he ended up becoming a henchman in the first place, just trying to get some damn benefits--!"

"Easy, my friend. Take it easy," 21 soothed. "Deep breaths, okay, dude? Deep breaths."

Turning away from 24, 21 continued to address the class. "So, since you probably aren't aware of the double-lives of anyone you do know who might be a hench...person, we've decided to show you a little bit of the inner life of a henchperson. It's glamorized, as Hollywood is wont to be, but this will help you get a better idea of what it's like to be part of an organization such as ours."

He pressed a button, and the screen came down, playing the opening credits of Good Ol' Boys. "Hey!" 21 protested. "This wasn't the movie I had in mind! I wanted the one about the adolescent karate-chopping turtles!"

[Movie class because I am apparently made of fail. For the second week in a row. Ye gods, why?!? OCD up in a second]
[identity profile] licensedtoarch.livejournal.com
"Costumes," said the masked teachers when all the students had entered the room. "Like superheroes, those of us involved in the Arching business wear costumes to protect our identity. Underneath our masks and capes may lie an ordinary, unassuming, average people, but as soon as we don our uniforms, we become something else. Something greater."

"That's right," 24 agreed. "We may be fearsome wonders to behold now, but should you see us without our costumes, you might just walk by, unaware that you had passed two of the most dangerous henchmen in the Fluttering Horde."

Fear them, people. Fear them and their butterfly costumes.

"The trick to picking out costumes is that there has to be a theme," 21 continued. "A theme that can extend to not only yourself, but your henchpeople of both genders, your lair, your gear and weapons, and any other sidekicks and extras you have hanging around. There also has to be a reason for your theme. What, you think that the Monarch just threw a dart or something? It has to fit your villain persona, suggest to everyone just the kind of person you are, without having to say a word."

"If it fits in with your mysterious backstory, all the better!" 24 interjected with a grin.

"As an example, we've created some slides to demonstrate what we mean." After several minutes of scuffling, grunting, and cursing, the henchmen finally got the projector to work. "Where was I? Oh right! So, our leader, The Monarch. Please notice how his fully functional wings suggest a regal cape, and the crown he wears shows his authority." Next slide. "Here, we have Dr. Mrs. The Monarch, his lovely wife. Notice how her costume shows off her affiliation with her husband and is yet still unique to her? This is important, you don't want your rulers looking like the rank-and-file. See how well their costumes compliment one another? But the theme extends beyond simple costumes. It extends to vehicles, weapons, and even our base of operations!" 21 sounded very nostalgic as he turned off the projector.

"So now it's up to you! Decide on your theme--complete with color scheme. You don't want to look that that orange and green scaly guy, do you?--and figure out how to incorporate it into as many aspects of your arching life as possible! Some of you may wish to start with deciding on your villainous persona. Others might prefer to come up with a theme first and fit your persona to that. Either way works, and we'll both be around for ideas."

[I am SO sorry! OCD up]
[identity profile] licensedtoarch.livejournal.com
In what might just be the most surreal class of the day (though the narrative makes no guarantees for the week and certainly not for the entire summer), the students of Arching 101 would find not one but two men dressed as giant butterflies at the front of the room today. Welcome to class, kids.

Which is actually, word for word, how the students would be greeted by the taller of the two as soon as the bell rang. "Welcome to class, kids," he said in his oddly Ray Romano-esque voice. "This is Arching 101, where we're going to teach you how to provide first-rate, professional menace." Snipped for talky henchmen )

[Please wait for OCD is up. and has been. I am just dumb]
[identity profile] drgrissom.livejournal.com
Grissom is in a shockingly jovial mood. He's even rocking a costume and has candy (without bugs) for his students. Must have some good Halloween childhood memories buried somewhere.

Criminology

Here is the study guide for your midterm exam. [it will be an 'essay question', but feel free to study/stress]

To review, in class today I would like you to discuss one thing you have learned in this class so far, and how it either surprised you, or changed your mind in regards to a certain topic. If that is not the case in any aspect, why not?


Death and Dying

Discussion: Your homework was to Choose a death by suicide from Shakespeare's work, and share a short reaction to it. Please do so.

Your midterm exam will be on Wednesday! It will be an in-class essay, in a similar vein to the homework you are turning in. Using what you have learned in class, and moving on to our accidental death chapter, please analyze A Darwin Award Winner or Honourable Mention. You may bring in notes on one 3x5 index card.

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