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Arching 101, Thursday, Period Seven
"You all did very well on your interviews last week," 24 said, giving them the class a broad smile as they met, once again, in the Danger Shop. They were in a similar waiting room as last week, only now there were several doors leading away. "I have to admit we didn't think most of you had it in you, but you proved us wrong. We're very proud."
In fact, 21 was standing slightly behind 24, wiping away what looked to be a tear and giving them all a big thumb's up. He had to swallow a few times before he could take up his thread of the lecture.
"Now, most of you decided that you wanted to be supervillains and that's just fine. But today, we're going to share some of our duties as henchmen. This way, those of you who prefer to hench will have an idea of what's in store for you, and those of you who wish to be supervillains will have an idea of just why having proper and efficient henchm...people is vital for your plans!"
24 began writing down their duties on the whiteboard. "As members of The Fluttering Horde, 21 and I have performed various duties in service to The Monarch. We are skilled and extremely versatile, and we can act as anything from errand boys to assassins." On the board he listed:
Sending apology letters.
Unleashing herpes-smeared sexbots on traitorous members of The Guild.
Killing the Venture brothers.
Strong arm tactics.
Kidnapping (aka recruitment).
Using exotic animals to assassinate high profile targets.
Hand-to-hand combat against impossible odds. [BROCK SAMSON]
Surveillance and other intelligence gathering.
Housekeeping.
Writing and publishing propaganda
"Today, you're going to learn to do some of these things yourself," 21 continued, still beaming. "Each door will lead to to a task. Go in, perform your duty, and move on, knowing that with each step you take, you'll be that much closer to being a full-fledged hench...person."
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In fact, 21 was standing slightly behind 24, wiping away what looked to be a tear and giving them all a big thumb's up. He had to swallow a few times before he could take up his thread of the lecture.
"Now, most of you decided that you wanted to be supervillains and that's just fine. But today, we're going to share some of our duties as henchmen. This way, those of you who prefer to hench will have an idea of what's in store for you, and those of you who wish to be supervillains will have an idea of just why having proper and efficient henchm...people is vital for your plans!"
24 began writing down their duties on the whiteboard. "As members of The Fluttering Horde, 21 and I have performed various duties in service to The Monarch. We are skilled and extremely versatile, and we can act as anything from errand boys to assassins." On the board he listed:
Sending apology letters.
Unleashing herpes-smeared sexbots on traitorous members of The Guild.
Killing the Venture brothers.
Strong arm tactics.
Kidnapping (aka recruitment).
Using exotic animals to assassinate high profile targets.
Hand-to-hand combat against impossible odds. [BROCK SAMSON]
Surveillance and other intelligence gathering.
Housekeeping.
Writing and publishing propaganda
"Today, you're going to learn to do some of these things yourself," 21 continued, still beaming. "Each door will lead to to a task. Go in, perform your duty, and move on, knowing that with each step you take, you'll be that much closer to being a full-fledged hench...person."
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