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The Danger Shop was set to look like a bright red brick path going through violently green grass, with large pastel shapes off in the distance.

"Given it was one of those weekends, I felt some stress relief might be in order," Bond said, stepping aside to reveal the day's vehicles.

They were go-karts. With what looked suspiciously like rocket launchers attached to the front.

Today when his class arrived at the Danger Shop, they would have found a landscape full f gently rolling hills, giant inflatable plastic balls, and a faintly exasperated looking Bond.

"Technically it's not driving," he said, after greeting them. "But consider it a test of skill and spatial awareness."

At least it couldn't be worse than Isabela's driving last fortnight?

Bond's class were in the Danger Shop again, though the pod racers were gone, and they looked to be in a more urban setting this week.

"So last week may have been something of a miscalculation." To put it mildly. "So this week we'll be trying something a little more down to earth." He hit a control and several tanks appeared. Bright pink tanks.

This was probably compensating too far in the other direction, Bond.

"There's a route marked out through the city, do try to get through with a minimum of property damage."

This morning, Bond had considered the new composition of his wardrobe. Then he considered the composition of his class. Which lead to the following sign being left on the Danger Shop door:

Class cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances. Feel free to practice your skills.

If any of them ventured inside, they would have found a set of dodgem cars waiting for them.

Bond's class weren't the in the Danger Shop this week, and he had a projector set up. Looks like it was time for a movie day!

"So the main focus on this class is acquiring advanced driving techniques," Bond said after greeting the class. "So I thought it might be helpful to see some of those techniques in action, albeit in a fictionalised form."

Yep. Movie day.

It was cold and crisp on the Danger Shop today, and the track from the last few weeks was gone. In its place was a vast snowfield, pristine except for markers outlining a course.

"Good morning, and today you'll be trying your hand at driving snow mobiles. As you can see, while they share some similarities with the other week's motorcycles there are also a number of differences," Bond said as he launched into an explanation of just how snowmobiles worked.

"Now as you can see, I've marked out a course, but now that you've had a few classes, it's a good time to start easing into some healthy competition so we'll be recording times as each of you goes around the track. Though you'll still be taking turns so it's not technically a race." Yet.

Bond's class were back in the Danger Shop, which was set to the same sim as last time, however instead of teh high-end cars, there were a number of equally expensive looking motorbikes.

"Given you've demonstrated some familiarity with driving," Bond said after greeting them, which would suggest he hadn't been paying as much attention to some students as he should have, Isabela. "Today we'll be taking a spin on one of the more common non-car vehicles you'll see on this planet, namely motorbikes, now due to a number of factors motorcycle accidents tend to be rather more severe than ones involving cars, at least for the cyclist. So that means safety gear is paramount."

After explaining some of the needed skills and leading them through picking out the correct saftery gear, Bond gestured to the track. "Who wants to go first."