Fandom High School

Today's Danger Shop simulation looked a lot like a regular single family house, and the bamfs were looking a little more lethargic than usual. Don't get too excited, class.

"So everyone and everything gets sick and injured sometimes," Kitty began. "When you're dealing with a creature that doesn't really fit into the normal range of pets, this can be a challenge. Chances are you don't know their physiology that well, you don't know what illnesses they can and can't get, and you're probably a little limited in researching it. I highly recommend finding someone who can help, just in case, probably a vet. If they specialize in exotic animals, that might even be better."

Of course, this was coming from a girl whose pet dragon had once spent time in an actual hospital, but hey, it'd been Marvel, in the 80's. Or maybe the UK just had dragon ICU wards in their hospitals, who knew.

"If they get sick, though, a lot of the time there's nothing you can do but let it run its course. So today, you're going to be dealing with sick bamfs. Take care of them, make them feel comfortable, keep them hydrated whether they like it or not. And they're surprisingly good at the puppy dog eyes, I'm warning you now."

When the class arrived in the Danger Shop today, they'd find themselves in the middle of a divided room. On one side was a small library with computers set up. On the other side, a kitchen. Kitty was going somewhere with this, seriously.

"And this class would be ont he care and feeding of bamfs," she began, ignoring the bamfs running around between people's legs. "Literally on the feeding part. When you have a pet who doesn't exactly fit the norm, you might end up struggling a little to figure out what you're supposed to feed them. Or, if you're taking care of someone who transformed, you might find out that they're supposed to be eating say, small rodents, or something. If you're squeamish about feeding them that- and not to judge, but you kind of should be- or if you don't want to deal with them yelling at you later about feeding them a mouse or whatever, you have to find alternatives.

"That's what you're going to be doing today. Because programming is a lot of fun, I made sure that between the books and the computers here in the library area, you should be able to find some information on what you can feed your bamf to keep them happy and healthy. I made sure to vary what information you'll find where, so there's not a rush for a certain book and everyone's not trying to get at the same food. And once you've done that, you have to find it in the kitchen- or make it, if you have to- and give it to your bamf. Easy, right? So if there aren't any questions, get to it. Oh, and Stiles, come see me after class?"

She thought she should maybe tell her class that they couldn't just cheat and order a pizza in this situation in real life, but felt like that would be a betrayal.