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If Ares has been the type to wear a wristwatch, he would have been glancing at it as the class came in.

"I could say it's been a pleasure teaching you," Ares began. "But lets face it, gods don't lie. In any case, let's get this over with. Your final today will involve taking all of the knowledge I have given you over the past few weeks, and using it to create an outfit. But not just any outfit, you will each be given a prompt, and will have to base your outfit on the prompt, then explain to the class how you incorporated your prompt in the outfit."

Ares gestured to the totally moddable supplies laid out around the room. "Get too it."

"Oh, and your next top project runway model is Lee. Congratulations and shirt off, Adama."

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It didn't take long for Lee to realize that Ares wasn't going to show up. And, of course, he'd do this the week before their final.

Bastard.

"Um. Ares isn't here," Lee said, shrugging. "Probably had a pressing manicure appointment or something. Anyway, since I have no idea what to do, we're just going to watch a movie that I randomly chose because it looked funny. Um, study for your final...whatever that might be. Enjoy the movie."

With that, Lee started the movie and fled from the front of the room.
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After they finished arriving, Ares smiled at the class. As usual, it wasn't a particulary comforting smile.

"Today's class follows on somewhat from last week's class," he said. "As having covered undergarments, I feel it is now an appropriate time to move onto swimwear."

Well, technically it was appropriate if either the cold had no effect on you, or you could just think yourself to warmer climes.

"So today I'd like you to all divide up to discuss the pros and cons of various types of swim-suit, and we'll see if you can't decide on the best design. Although personally, I favour the skinny-dipping option."

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Ares wasn't really paying attention to his students today, instead focusing on the program playing on the television at the front of the class.

"Take notes, there'll be a quiz later," he said, barely acknowledging them with a wave of his hand.

On the plus side, at least he was too distracted to suggest the students try to model what was on the screen.

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Ares grinned at his class as they filed in. "I trust you all had a good week, I know I did."

"In light of recent...unexplained happenings, I'm going to shift back todays planned lesson in order to tackle fashions of the future. I want to to extrapolate forwards to what you think will be the height of fashion in, say, twenty years time. Work in groups if you want, or alone if you prefer."

"Oh, and Adama, you know the drill, shirt off."

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Ares seemed in a very chipper mood today as he addressed the class.

"Easy lesson today, just read the handouts, and think about what you might be able to achieve using only items from your own wardrobes," he said gesturing. "Something in the air gives me the impression that you might need the information soon."

The chirpiness combined with the noticeable lack of anything likely to humiliate the students was probably a bad sign.

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Ares leant against his desk, and addressed the class. "In an effort to help impress upon you all just how important fashion can be, today we're going to be watching a film showing how fashion can help save even the most hopeless of situations. Naughty Shoes, a tale of footwear, fashion, and female impersonators. Take careful not, because you never know when you might need this films lessons."

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Ares relaxed at the front of the Danger Shop as he waited for the class to come in, just as if he hadn't fled the island like a fleeing thing the previous week.

"I trust you all treated Adama with the respect he deserves during my regrettable absence," he said. "and paid close attention during class. Because today, you have a midterm." He grinned. It wasn't really a nice grin.

"I want you all to divide into pairs, then to design an outfit for and dress each other using what you've learnt so far in class. The more...unique and interesting the better."

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When Lee got to the classroom today, there was a note on the door written in what appeared to be very shaky, very scared handwriting.

Fleeing the crazy.

Will return when threat passes.

You have the class.

Ares


Lee stared at the note for a long time and then shook his head before going into the classroom and trying to think of SOMETHING to do.

When everyone started filing in and settled down, Lee said, "Ares went and got married this weekend." Hey, he was in control. "To some girl name Rowena. I think they're on their honeymoon now or something. Make sure to wish him well when he gets back. He didn't leave us anything to do so I'm going to make something up. As a lot of you saw, I got stuck to the side of the dorms in my underwear last week by a teacher who you all should call grandmother when you see her. And then tell her I told you too."

What the hell, right?

"Anyway, that leads to the big question. Boxers or briefs? Or nothing? For girls...well, I don't know what underwear girls wear so the girls can figure that out? Why's one better than the other? Why would anyone for a frakking thong? And what the frak is up with this planet's obsession with thongs?"

Lee really shouldn't make things up off the top of his bed.

"No modeling though. Ares might reappear as soon as that happened and that'd be creepy. Oh, and if anyone would like to bitch about Parent's Weekend, we can do that too. We probably need to."

And then Lee sat down at the desk and waited for the discussions.

[OCD is coming up! I'm a little weird this morning.]
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"I hope you all spent the weekend in an alcohol-fuelled orgy, and if you didn't party standards have gone down since my time," Ares said as his class came in. "Today our esteemed Principal Washburn will be helping to judge your efforts, so I'm not going to give my usual speech about respecting her, since if you don't already, I can't help you."

"Today we are going to talk about accessorising," he said. "The purpose of accessories is too compliment your outfit, help make your statement."

Ares gestured to a large and varied selection of weapons. "I find these to be very useful for that. Today you are going to go through these and see if you can't find something to your fashion sensibilities, you can even spruce them up a little if you desire, provided you don't take away from the effectiveness. For anyone nervous about handling weapons, please note that all of these are simulated and you cannot harm yourself or others with them. That said, don't be stupid, I'm sure Principal Washburn will have a few choice words if you are."

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Ares smiled at his class as they filed in. "I trust you all had a pleasant weekend," he said cheerfully, since even if he had missed the opportunity to take advantage of any mindwiped students, he could still mock them.

"Now I promised you something special today, and I plan on delivering," he said. "Today's lesson is on those most manly of garments, the skirt, and the dress. Given the extreme manliness of these garments, I have a certain amount of worry for those females in the class who might venture to wear them, so today, and today only, you have the option of aiding your male classmates rather than constructing a garment for yourselves, and then aiding me in judging the results."

"Well, what are you waiting for?"

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Ares grinned at his class. "Now that you've gotten your feet wet, I feel we should take a step back, and allow you all to get an idea of what's considered high couture in the fashion world, so I've found a little recent documentary for you all to study."

It wasn't quite a documentary, and it was over a decade old, but Ares figured that none of them would be able to figure out the difference, plus messing with them was fun.

"And I'll hope that you take its lessons to heart for next week's class." Yes, that was laughter he was suppressing, they should probably be afraid. Very, very afraid.

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Ares addressed his class once they'd all come in. "Good afternoon, class, today Aly will be judging your work," he nodded towards the judge's desk. "So I expect you to all show her the proper respect."

"Hopefully, you will all have noticed that I did not ask for you to bring in clothing this lesson, that's because we're not going to be dealing with clothing today," he said, gesturing to a large assortment of jars and equipment at the front of the classroom. "Body paint." He launched into a lecture on the various historical uses of body paint, especially in regards to warfare for some crazy reason, before explaining that they'd have to come up with and implement body paint designs. "Now, regulations about so-called 'appropriate behaviour' prevent me from ordering you to actually strip naked to facilitate this, but I would recommend wearing only underwear this class, unless you want to ruin all your clothing."

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Once again, Ares waited for his class to finish arriving before addressing them. "First, I like to ask you welcome our guest judge for the lesson, Kerrigan."

"Secondly, since I am sure you all remembered to acquire leather clothing during the week, you will spend this lesson working on altering your leather clothing to personalise it and make it more fierce. At the end of the lesson you'll all model it, and our judge will help to critique your clothing."

"Except Lee, who as TA, will have to spend the lesson shirtless."

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Ares waited for his class to finish arriving before addressing him. "My name is Ares, and I am, despite the certain claims to the contrary by several members of the student body, a god, the God of War to be precise. So I expect you to listen to me when I tell you this. You are all here for one reason and one reason alone. Fashion."

"Fashion is all about creating a first impression, and as a god, I can tell you that first impressions matter, a lot. You want to appear imposing, grand, sexy. Which is why you're all here, to find has not only the eye, but the attitude for fashion. To create, then pit your creations against each other in the most vicious theatre of war known to man or god."

So he was a little overly dramatic.

"Since I realise that you may not have proper time to prepare, so we're going to start with something simple. Arms, they're great," Naturally, Ares considered it completely appropriate to remove his vest to emphasise his point. "You've got to love that in this this country you all have the right to bare arms. Plus it's a good ice breaker, so I want you all to show off your arms, and maybe little more if you feel like it, while introducing yourself to the class and telling us about why you chose this class."

"And for next week's class I want you all to find and bring in leather clothing. Preferably tight."

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