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Monday Morning Announcements!
Bright and early (there would be no sleeping in on her watch), Dolores Umbridge's chipper voice rang out over the intercom.
"Good morning, children!" she crowed, making sure everyone could hear the smile in her voice. "It's another beautiful morning here on the island and I hope you all are just as happy about that as I am."
Umbridge severely doubted that but she also didn't care. This island was hers and everyone would do what she said or they would suffer the consequences. "Now, I know you're all eager for the news so let's get right to it, shall we? For those worried, detention continues to be a bastion of learning and academic pursuits for those that might need some extra attention. Your students and teachers within detention are having the time of their lives."
They weren't. Again, Umbridge didn't care.
"Classes today will focus on helping your High Inquisitor maintain the harmonious balance here on the island. Remember, if you see a rule breaker, report it immediately and you will be rewarded."
Probably not.
"But remember, if you don't report it, you will be held accountable and you will have to answer to me. Really, I'm quite pleasant so I'm sure most of you won't report any misdeeds just so you can see me. We'll have a nice chat, really!"
Again, probably not.
"And the most important announcement today? Have fun! I know that's a given here on this island but I wanted to remind you anyway!"
With that, the intercom clicked off and Umbridge's voice was no longer there.
[Feel free to react, of course!]
"Good morning, children!" she crowed, making sure everyone could hear the smile in her voice. "It's another beautiful morning here on the island and I hope you all are just as happy about that as I am."
Umbridge severely doubted that but she also didn't care. This island was hers and everyone would do what she said or they would suffer the consequences. "Now, I know you're all eager for the news so let's get right to it, shall we? For those worried, detention continues to be a bastion of learning and academic pursuits for those that might need some extra attention. Your students and teachers within detention are having the time of their lives."
They weren't. Again, Umbridge didn't care.
"Classes today will focus on helping your High Inquisitor maintain the harmonious balance here on the island. Remember, if you see a rule breaker, report it immediately and you will be rewarded."
Probably not.
"But remember, if you don't report it, you will be held accountable and you will have to answer to me. Really, I'm quite pleasant so I'm sure most of you won't report any misdeeds just so you can see me. We'll have a nice chat, really!"
Again, probably not.
"And the most important announcement today? Have fun! I know that's a given here on this island but I wanted to remind you anyway!"
With that, the intercom clicked off and Umbridge's voice was no longer there.
[Feel free to react, of course!]