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fandomhigh2012-07-25 06:13 am
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Wednesday Morning Announcements!
This morning, there would be no singing. Umbridge had talked to herself several times this morning just to make sure those urges were well and gone. And with that done, she came onto the intercom and sounded about as crazy as ever.
"Good morning, children!" she chirped, giggling. "This is your High Inquisitor bringing you your daily announcements. I'm so glad to hear of the classes progressing so well. You all are learning so much and soon enough, you'll be smarter than even me."
She giggled again.
"That's probably not true but you can definitely aspire. I just have a few reminders for you this morning. Should you find anyone misbehaving, please report them immediately to your administration. Your Chief of Security will be more than happy to find these rule breakers and make sure they are duly punished. She won't hurt them...much."
Another hysterical giggle.
"And for those of you in detention, I am still very disappointed in all of you. You are all there for a reason and if I weren't so utterly busy with running the island, I would make you all write lines. But, since I am so busy making sure your existences continue on, that won't be possible. Instead, perhaps I'll...cut you down to one meal? What about turning the heat up to dangerous levels? Or I could even put on a show of my own..."
Umbridge trailed off and waited.
"Yes, I think that might be a good thing to do if misbehavior continues. How would you all like to watch your former principal dance while I put her under the Crucio curse? You will see this if you continue to act out. Do the right thing and save your former principal's life. Thank you and have a great day!"
The intercom clicked off and the announcements ended.
"Good morning, children!" she chirped, giggling. "This is your High Inquisitor bringing you your daily announcements. I'm so glad to hear of the classes progressing so well. You all are learning so much and soon enough, you'll be smarter than even me."
She giggled again.
"That's probably not true but you can definitely aspire. I just have a few reminders for you this morning. Should you find anyone misbehaving, please report them immediately to your administration. Your Chief of Security will be more than happy to find these rule breakers and make sure they are duly punished. She won't hurt them...much."
Another hysterical giggle.
"And for those of you in detention, I am still very disappointed in all of you. You are all there for a reason and if I weren't so utterly busy with running the island, I would make you all write lines. But, since I am so busy making sure your existences continue on, that won't be possible. Instead, perhaps I'll...cut you down to one meal? What about turning the heat up to dangerous levels? Or I could even put on a show of my own..."
Umbridge trailed off and waited.
"Yes, I think that might be a good thing to do if misbehavior continues. How would you all like to watch your former principal dance while I put her under the Crucio curse? You will see this if you continue to act out. Do the right thing and save your former principal's life. Thank you and have a great day!"
The intercom clicked off and the announcements ended.