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fandomhigh2007-08-22 09:07 am
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Announcements [Wednesday]
There was a decidedly low key and calm Umbridge on the public address system this morning.
"Hello dearest students and I do hope you have are all having a wonderful day." She didn't but what's a lie on top of everything else. "Now then, if the following people would kindly report to my office I would be most appreciative: River Tam, Isabel Evans, Zuko and Jo Harvelle please report to my office. We'll have tea and crumpets and stimulating conversation, I'm sure."
She laughed into the microphone, high pitched and shudder inducing.
"Now. Should any other students want to visit me, you're more than welcome. I'm sure we could have quite the interesting time together. There's so many of you I haven't met yet. Why, just ask two of your most favorite teachers how much fun I am. Professors Aly and Deadpool would be pleased to tell you of all my talents, I'm sure."
More laughter, this time almost proud.
"Thank you, have a pleasant day."
[React at will! Those who were called, if you can't make it, please don't worry about it. Also, she's totally and completely baiting the teachers here so, again, feel free to react.]
"Hello dearest students and I do hope you have are all having a wonderful day." She didn't but what's a lie on top of everything else. "Now then, if the following people would kindly report to my office I would be most appreciative: River Tam, Isabel Evans, Zuko and Jo Harvelle please report to my office. We'll have tea and crumpets and stimulating conversation, I'm sure."
She laughed into the microphone, high pitched and shudder inducing.
"Now. Should any other students want to visit me, you're more than welcome. I'm sure we could have quite the interesting time together. There's so many of you I haven't met yet. Why, just ask two of your most favorite teachers how much fun I am. Professors Aly and Deadpool would be pleased to tell you of all my talents, I'm sure."
More laughter, this time almost proud.
"Thank you, have a pleasant day."
[React at will! Those who were called, if you can't make it, please don't worry about it. Also, she's totally and completely baiting the teachers here so, again, feel free to react.]