Creative Writing--So Simple Even You Can Do It! (Probably), Monday, Period 4

[doesdoctorstuff]

Navaan didn't have any children this year (or any year), because there was only so much crack the island can take and this would exceed that amount by no small margin. But what she did have over the weekend was a child-sized hookah and enough drugs to fit into it.

So, uh, there was no teacher today and that meant no class. And, honestly, it was Navaan. That she'd only completely spaced one class was pretty impressive for her!

We grade on a curve in this here classroom.