Sam Carter And The Very Big Guns

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Wednesday Afternoon, 5pm

Sam headed back to her room immediately after Advanced Negotiations finished, and quickly changed into a pair of long, loose pants - not unlike the military BDUs she was so used to wearing - and a tank top. Old habits died hard. A hoodie emblazoned with the words: "Kneel Before Your God!" (Daniel's idea of a joke) was tossed on the bed before she hauled out her lockbox out of the wardrobe.

In the bedside drawer, amidst assorted candy stashes lay a .22 calibre pistol. Sam checked the safety and the clip, then placed it on the bed. The muzzle of the gun pointed towards the door - a habit she picked up from her father, who taught her how to use a gun in the first place. Old habits died really hard.

A small velvet oblong was flipped open to reveal her lockpicks, and she knelt down to use them on the lockbox. The keys were long since gone, but her lockpicking skills were always good to open the catch.

Inside were a variety of handguns, including a old military-issue 45 and a Glock 9mm. She took those out now, checked the safety and took out the clips, then took an extra clip and a couple of boxes of rounds for each gun. Guns, clips, and boxes went into her satchel, and she hauled on the hoodie and tucked the pistol in the pocket.

She closed the box, shoved it back in the wardrobe, put away the lockpicks, and left messages with the crew.

Then she went off down to the firing range for a bit of marksmanship practise with Aeryn.

OOC: I know I'm a bit early on the timing front, but since it's 01:30 Thursday here in the Wonderful Land of Oz, I'm a goin' to sleep now, Miss Daisy! Your character can come along and watch, shoot, or catcall - just be warned: Sam played nice at in SG-1 because she was in a command structure. She's not in a command structure anymore. and she's fully loaded

Fashion, Style, and all other things you need to know to be a generally Hoopy Kid. 101.

[best-bang-yet.livejournal.com]

Zaphod walks into class somberly, and stares at his students. For a few long moments, the room is eclipsed in silence.

“Your world is going to end.”

Zaphod’s deep baritone cuts through the room like a knife. Without waiting for the students’ reactions, he continues.

“Specifically, it’s going to be annihilated by a fleet of alien ships. Or it’s going to be eradicated by nuclear missiles, as yours is one of the only planets still backwater enough to think that keeping highly explosive war machines in populated areas is a keen idea. Or, a new ice age will make you all into semi-evolved popsiciles.”

As he speaks, Zaphod’s mouths start to quiver.

“Or gnomes will stop hiding in the dryers and eat you all in your sleep. Or the cheese monkeys will finally show themselves and start the revolution. HAH! Oh man, are you kids buying this? You should have seen your faces. Some of you were even there till the bit about the cheese monkeys. Wild.”

Zaphod grins winningly. “No, really, your world is going to be blown to smithereens. But, there’s nothing you can do about it. I could do something about it, but I don’t really care for paperwork. So, if you’re going to die a brief, but painful death, you may as well do so looking good. Take a look at me.”

Zaphod motions to himself. “Good lord, just look at me. This kids, is style. This vest, made out of 100% Bethselamin hooker fur. The cowboy boots too. The pale green is particularly hard to come by. And I mean that in more ways than one.”

“Some of you may argue that I don’t match. That fur and spandex aren’t meant to tango. I argue that most of you are primates, so what does your opinion matter? It doesn’t. Style is an attitude. You wear what you want, wear it with really hip machismo, and eventually suckers with no self-esteem of their own follow you blindly. I was president of the galaxy, I know a thing or two about followers.”

“Take a tick to look over your syllabus.

“Now, I’m going to give you this week’s theme. Bondage Space Pirates. Make it work. Oh, and keep it pg-13 rated. If I get fired, I can’t convince the Principal she’s mad for the Beeblebrox.”

Zaphod leans back in his chair, pulls out a magazine, and waits to be semi-impressed.

ADVANCED THEORY: Literature and And

[thepersiannadir.livejournal.com]

We will be having a formal discussion (graded) next week evaluating the value of not only incorporating math into a piece of fiction, but of using it as the main structure of the story. Basically, is math a worthwhile subject matter OUTSIDE of the study of math, and how far does that interest go? For this particular seminar, digressions from the question will be allowed if we find a topic of higher intrigue. Grades are determined by relevance and groundedness of an idea, but also for originality. You must comment once during the discussion to recieve a grade (this may go beyond today), and the more you comment the more likely of a better grade (as long as they are all GOOD comments). I will not be participating, so you must propell the discussion on your own. Use Flatland as your primary source, but your own opinions and proof from other works is acceptable.

Sir Nadir Khan

ADVANCED THEORY: Origins

[thepersiannadir.livejournal.com]

You should all have partners by now. One person from each pair/triplet will need to come to my desk and write your name and the name of your partner(s) on this paper. As you do so, you will be assigned an ancient society of this dimension to research and present at least three important impacts they had on mathematics today. This will be due next week, and graded. You get the entire day to research.

Sir Nadir Khan

Criminal Justice

[bugofjustice.livejournal.com]

*Tick is standing at the lecturn, not swaying at all today and without glitter on his face. Glancing at him, it is impossible not to notice that he's wearing colored rubber on his antennae that looks suspiciously like... No. It can't be. Anytime he notices somebody staring at them, he merely states, "Rubber Antennae Covers. I saw that Death guy wearing them. I didn't even know he had antennae! Fashiony."*

Good work with Tuesday's discussion, class. There were some people who didn't show up, but that's okay for now! It's not too hard to catch up here! I'm all about the fairness, chums! Just don't miss today's class!

( Class #2 )

Announcement

[jerusalem-s.livejournal.com]

As the first classes of the morning get started, there is a faint, tinny crackle and a volley of curses. The journalism professor's flair for obscenity is easily recongizable.

"...mother-fucker... ah,there. All right. Here's a schoolwide announcement for you assholes. The first student I catch starting anything with another student in the way of physical violence, and by that I mean swinging, hitting, kicking, spell-casting, etc, is going to wish they'd never been born. Sparring or such activity within a club setting is perfectly allowable. I'm talking violence with intent to cause damage. That goes double for teachers.

Nanotechnology survelliance is a bitch to detect and eradicate and, although I'm sure some of you can find and disarm it, be aware that I've seeded the public areas and directed the feed to security and to the principal's office as well as my own monitors. You hit someone else where I can see them, no matter the provocation, and I will find you and make you very, very sorry. More likely, I'll send rover to find and drag you before the principal, but as mentioned previously, I have low to no tolerance for bullying. In cases of extreme provocation, you can plead your case, but if your self control is so low as to swing first, do not expect pity or mercy.

That having been said, if you have a problem or issue, see rover or the principal. They can and will protect you, using extreme prejudice if necessary. The first person who whines that the principal doesn't have the staff and resources to protect them from any student will be advised to catch the first bus home.

At this time, if I catch any student or teacher armed with a weapon that can produce deadly force, they will be automatically brought to the principal's attention and get at least one detention. Carry a gun within this building aside from at the shooting range and I will have your ass. If you don't feel safe without one, you do not belong here.

Before you attempt to argue with me, allow me to quote the Student Handbook, "There will be no drugs, alcohol, discharging of weaponry, or destruction of evil spirits or creatures without clean-up on this campus."

Jayne? You have another detention on top of however many you already had and if you don't get your heavily armed ass off campus now I will set the principal on your ass. Do we understand one another?

Now. Get to fucking class, the lot of you."

(no subject)

[principalconnor.livejournal.com]

Angelus is pacing in Principal Connor's office out of boredom when he's suddenly knocked off his feet, slamming his back against the floor. He starts to get up, only for a large Doc Marten to stomp down on his chest followed by the press of the point of a long wooden spear against his ribs directly above his heart.

Principal Connor glares down at him with narrowed eyes and practically growls, "Give me one good reason why I shouldn't shove this through your fucking heart, asshole."

Thursday Anthro Classes

[the-ascended.livejournal.com]

Greek & Roman Archaeology

Today's lesson is on funerary practices. I want you to pair off with a partner and list the commeon funerary practices of the Greeks and Romans and then compose a short essay explaining the similarities and differences between them.

( Homework bad list )

Remember: After three missed homeworks, you will receive detention

----

Linguistics

I hope you all studied Egyptian Hieroglyphs. No, I'm not going to quiz you on them, but I thought it would be nice to be familiar with them.

Now, in order to understand the grammar of another language, it helps to know the grammar of one's own native language, first, as it often applies to other languages.

Define the following terms as they pertain to your native language: Noun, Verb, Direct Object, Indirect Object, Tense, Mood, Voice, Syntax, Diction, Subjunctive, Imperfect

rover, campus security, on patrol

[prisoner-rover.livejournal.com]

*due to the recent rise in hysteria on campus caused by incomplete information, accusations and hysterical behavior, rover has beefed up his patrol of the school grounds.*

*rover will not hesitate to forcibly remove all nonessential personnel from the grounds.*

*nonessential personnel rover defines as those not Instructors, Students or Staff.*

*this also applies to the pesky gremlins, tentacle monsters and any other supernatural creature that does not have the proper authorization to be on campus.*

*nor will he hesitate to drag anyone who has broken school rules before principalconnor, be they student, instructor or staff.*

*…or shove them into the school cafeteria cooler for a few hours…*

*to cool off.*

*rover wiggles at his funny and rolls on with his patrol.*

Biology -- Second Lab

[equalsmcsquared.livejournal.com]

*In Biology today there is a very detailed quiz based on the handouts she left for them Tuesday.*

*When they are finished with the quiz, they will be working on an experiment involving the nerves and muscles in the hand.*

[ooc: Attempted-Passed, Attempted-Excelled, Attempted-Failed.]

Sociology 201: Criminology 2nd Meeting

[drgrissom.livejournal.com]

Hello, class. Please take a seat. I hope you are working on your reading for next Monday.

Grissom gives an introductory lecture, and hands out lecture notes

As a class exercise, I would like you to do the following -

Outlined in the lecture are 9 different types of crime. Please refer to the chart in the middle of the packet for more details. I would like for you to rank them in order of what you believe to be the worst type of crime, to the least.

Crimes against the state
Crimes against persons
Crimes against habitation
Crimes against property
Crimes against public order
Crimes against administration of justice
Crimes against public morals
Crimes against nature
Crimes against environment

Your participation will be noted, and discussion is anticipated.

( A little class business before you leave )

Study Hall -- Thursday, September 15th

[principalconnor.livejournal.com]

This is the study hall for Thursday. If anybody tries anything today, they will get my boot up their ass. (OOC: At least while I'm not at work. *sigh*)

In any event, today's announcements:

-- Homecoming will take place Friday, October 7th. Please keep that in mind and prepare accordingly.

-- Also, we will be having student elections just as soon as we can find a teacher willing to sponsor the student council. And for the record, you will not be allowed to kill your opponent, whack them in the kneecap, get a blowjob from an "intern" in your dorm room and claim diplomatic immunity, or declare martial law on the school. And no, to those of you who wish to run for vice president, killing the president will not result in your getting his position on the school council. Also, no votes will be counted from ghosts, gremlins, zombies, pets, or weaponry with names.

-- All of you will behave, or the bunny gets it. No, really. I will find out where the Easter Bunny lives, and I will shoot him.

Language classes Thursday

[game-of-you.livejournal.com]

Good morning.

Your first vocabulary quizzes are today.

I'll be passing around the sign-up sheet for in-class presentations today as well. If you still don't know a subject, see me after class or during lab.

Also, remember we'll be watching Wings of Desire tomorrow during lab and my regular office hours, starting at 11:30. Lanugages of Europe students, I particuarly expect you to attend. If there is a conflict with another class, please see me and we'll make arrangements.

Good Morning Students.

[gandalfglamdrin.livejournal.com]

For those of you who do not know me, I am Gandalf, your Comparative Religions Instructor.

I am now sponsoring the Student Council, as well.

For those who would be interested, please note, the following positions are available for you to fill...

President
Max Fischer
Draco Malfoy
6
Lisa Cuddy
Vice President
Max Fischer
Sheldon J Sands
Gaius Baltar
Elizabeth Weir
Secretary
Elizabeth Turner
Faith Lehane
Academic Affairs Officer
Treasurer
Anya
Jessica Atreides
Student Relations Officer
Lorelai "Rory" Gilmore
Lindsey McDonald
Special Events Coordinator
Lilly Kane
Securities Officer
Roy Mustang
Alanna of Trebond
Martin Blank


Should any other positions need come to my attention, I will add them to this list.
Any Student with a grade point average of 2.5 or higher may run for any position.

That is all

Journalism Class - Thursday September 15

[jerusalem-s.livejournal.com]

Professor Jerusalem is once again absent. All the screens are on and the newsfeeds are talking over each other at low volume.

Again, there is a message across the large screen behind his desk, this one in what appears to be vibrant orange spray paint.

Those of you without your homework turned in who weren't new students are SOL. Friday I'll post as to who's leaving the class. If you've turned in class assignments, I won't boot you, but you will be expected to have your homework done for next week. There'll be a notice with details later.

Professor Jerusalem will be down at the firing range if any of you would care to speak with him, but I wouldn't fucking advise it.

Sign the damn attendance roster and stay the fuck out of trouble.

Love and kisses

Spider

P.S. If you walked in here with a projectile weapon of any variety you have exactly five seconds to get it off your body and seek cover before it explodes.

Have a nice mother-fucking day.

Welcome to Vulcan Philosophy - First Class

[son-of-sarek.livejournal.com]

For Students: bluemanoncampus, oatmanspatient, rushmore_yankee, yuuko_sama

(  -enter the classroom-  )

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[OOC: In real life ursulagoddess's day job is 8-4:30pm CST, M-F. My job is where I have internet access and some days I’m able to post more than others. Thanks for understanding if I’m sometimes slower than others.]

Good Morning, Sunshine

[jerusalem-s.livejournal.com]

Spider Jerusalem is not a nice man. Obsessed, neurotic, a little too fond of mind-altering substances and cyncial to the point of poisoning the very air around him, he is, nonetheless, extremely pissed off. Muttering dark obscenities that range from the state of the world today to the lack of discipline of children everywhere, he storms into the shooting range.

The weapon he produces is about the size and shape of a luncheon plate, a shiny silver with a dark blue grip and several interesting buttons.

Two shots later, there is nothing left of the dummies at the end of the range but smouldering heaps. Grinning maniacally, he pulls up another row of dummies and proceeds to amuse himself greatly.




((OOC: Spider will be here about an hour, cheerfully slicing things in half, quarters, lengthways and other fun mathematical ventures. Feel free to observe or interact if you're feeling masochistic.))

Homecoming Theme Suggestion Box

[iwasawesome.livejournal.com]

Lilly, obviously annoyed, tacks more flyers up around campus.

Homecoming 2005

The Homecoming Committee will be meeting tonight at the Huntzberger Estate in town. Drop by if you'd still like to sign up; I'm having the staff make snacks (and beverages).

Even if you want to be lame and hide in your dorm room all the time jacking off to episodes of Will and Grace studying or whatever - please leave theme suggestions in the lockbox below.

Also, we still need a sports team to celebrate - at this point we'll be having a pep rally for the gun club, so yeah, anyone a jock? I thought every high school had jocks. And we don't have an advisor. So that would be good too.

Thanks! See you tonight (nerds) -
iwasawesome, death_n_binky, and lane_drums

MAGES or HIGH-TECH SAGES NEEDED URGENTLY -- LOCKED AGAINST ANGSTY TEEN VIRGINS

[valentine-tart.livejournal.com]

Dear Mages and High-tech Sages,

I find myself in need of your assistance for one and possibly two mad schemes.

( If Mage or Techno Sage does not describe you, or you are an Angsty Teen Virgin, or John -Wraithbait-Sheppard, STAY OUT )

If you can provide any of the above, please leave a message after this post and I'll get back to you as soon as possible.

[OOC: Beka's mun has a busy day. It may be awhile.]

(no subject)

[jayne-serenity.livejournal.com]

*Poorly written note appears on billboards all over school*

Bio tutor needed
will pay
wont thretin
plese help

Jayne

New ad on the bulletin boards.

[kikidelivers.livejournal.com]

( New Advertisement )

(no subject)

[kikidelivers.livejournal.com]

Kiki slips into the Journalism classroom and picks up a box from behind the desk and quietly leaves again.

A few minutes later, she flies past the window on her broomstick, the same box visible under her arm.

She lands easily on the grass next to what appears to be a large rolling marshmallow and hops off her broom.

Making a short curtsey, she says, "prisoner_rover, sir? I have a delivery for you."

She holds out the box and pulls a small notebook from her pocket. "If you could just sign he- um..."

Music 101

[wyld-stallyn.livejournal.com]

[OOC: A bit early, but it's Thursday here, so yeah. Also, these classes will be slow-timed. Post whenever. I don't care! And, like Ted said earlier, attendance is optional, but it's an easy class, so easy grades]


Music 101

Greetings, little people type dudes!

My name is Ted 'Theodore' Logan. You can call me Ted 'Theodore' Logan or Professor Ted (*grins at Other Medieval Chick*).

This class is pretty laid back, and sometimes I won't feel so good because sometimes I fall asleep and leave my headphones blasting Megadeth all night and while I can sleep through it, my head MAJORLY hurts in the morning. So, uh, be prepared for changes to the schedule and all that.

Um, so, hey! In this class you'll learn a lot about rock. principalconnor wants you little dudes and babes to get, like, a full and enriched education or something, so we're gonna get some guest teachers in some weeks to do some non-rock stuff. Like, Professor Beethoven will come in and teach you about classical stuff and then we'll get him to play on the electric keyboards. He loves those.

Depending on whether my most excellent friend Bill is in town, we might get him to bring along some other notable historical figures like, uh, Joan of Arc who is very into dance music and other notable classical figures such as Ringo and a young Eddie Van Halen!

But for today, I'm gonna put on this tape of Mr Van Halen's early work and my TA, Really Short Dude, is gonna give out some handouts that you can fill out. Don't worry, it's NOT homework. If you don't finish it by the end of class, leave it here and we'll hand it out next time for you to finish. This is so I know your level of musical expertise and get to know you a little better.


Name: [OOC: If you can include your fandom after your name that would be fantastic - saves me checking everyone's user info]
Age:
Favorite Musical Artist (or style):
Can you play an instrument?:
If yes, which one/s?:
If no, which instrument would you like to play?:
Favorite Junk Food:
Are you sure you don't wanna join Band Practice?:


Extra credit will definitely be given for doodling, creative use of brightly colored ink and any reference to the... WYLD STALLYNS! *air guitar*


*goes to put on tape, because he's never seen a CD before*
*cranks up the volume so it's really, REALLY loud*

Regarding the missing students and Angelus ...

[principalconnor.livejournal.com]

... though not in regards to one another, obviously.

Some of you may have noticed that a few of your fellow students have been disappearing. I've seen a few flyers going up around school, most especially in regards to washwaslaconic. Please keep in mind that det_lbriscoe and det_mlogan are investigating this matter over at fandomtownies, so any new information should be passed onto them. However, they are not allowed on campus without the proper authorization, so if they are spotted, feel free to inform prisoner_rover so that they may be escorted off campus. If you have any new information regarding the disappearances, they're the ones to see. Because personally, I don't give a shit ... you'll all be dead anyway come Judgment Day.

And as for Angelus, he has assured me that the goings-on of the past few days are a misunderstanding, and that anything you might have heard throughout school has either been misinterpreted or blown out of proportion. However, all teachers and staff should make sure to keep an eye on him at all times, and any students who might wish to continue wearing a crucifix and carrying holy water are free to do so, and encouraged to if it makes you feel better.

On the same token, all teachers and staff are also informed that chosenslayer_ and notsouledyet are to keep a respectable distance from one another at all times. Should either of them approach the other one and start anything so much as a exhale, they will BOTH get detention. I will not tolerate Miss Summers punching any of my students any more than I will Angelus and his morbid attempts at romance.

Band Practice

[wyld-stallyn.livejournal.com]

Ted is jamming on his electric guitar, which he finds most excellent now that he knows how to actually play it. Some students from Music 101 leave, some stay and some new students wander in.


Hey dudes! And, uh, dudettes.

My name is Ted 'Theodore' Logan, but you can call me Ted or Professor Ted or the Duke of Ted if you want. Welcome to Band Practice! Really Short Dude (bloody_rockgod) is your TA. If I'm not here, he can help you.

Today we're gonna get everyone to introduce themselves, because having a good band starts with knowing who you're playing with. So tell us your name, where you're from [OOC: fandom would be great], what instrument/s you can play (if any), how much music experience you have and what kind of music you like.

Name:
Where you're from (and fandom):
Instruments:
Music Experience:
Musical Taste:


There's *counts on fingers, gets confused, starts again* 15 of you, and we need a couple of bands for the end of year Battle of the Bands competition. So when you tell me what instruments you can play and your musical taste, I'll arrange you into bands so you can get started. You can play something original or a cover of another band's song.

Experienced student dudes and babes will get extra credit for teaching unexperienced student dudes and babes how to play. Give them the bass guitar or something else easy. Unexperienced student dudes and babes will get extra credit for learning how to play properly!

Have at it, dudes!

Delivery for rover

[prisoner-rover.livejournal.com]

*back in rover's office, a box sat on his desk.*

( *squeezing in his doorway with a rubbery-squeak, he backed up and shut the door.* )

LOCKED AGAINST EVERYONE BUT CAM

[valentine-tart.livejournal.com]

Beka warms up the engines, smiling to herself and waiting for Cam. She checks to be sure she's got her homework for Archaeology, Journalism, and Diplomacy, but hopes she really won't need it.

Private email

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

[Private email, visible only to pure_blooddraco, master_of_fear, demonbelthazor, wannabelawyer, _gottahavefaith.]

Available, only to them of course, over here.

Speech Comm

[prof-cregg.livejournal.com]

( 201 )

( 301 )

locked for Daniel and Janet

[janet_fraiser]

Janet shows up in the doorway of Daniel's office, a mug of coffee in each hand. "Hey," she says softly.

AMBASSADOR LEGION, BUREAUCRATS & GARDENING SIGN UP

[jquayle.livejournal.com]

Hi, I'm Justin Quayle and I'm here to teach an aray of subjects to you students. I think those who are in Politics would love and be interested in this class and it's counter-parts. I am a British High Commission Bureaucrat and a part-time gardener. I find myself very reliable, open and handsome intelligent and I hope you all do too.

Onto the courses!

( COURSES )

( GRADING AND SCHEDULES )

( ROSTER )

I will also need: 2 TEACHER ASSISTANTS (PICK A COURSE), & 1 PART-TIME GARDENERS (SALARY TO BE DETERMINED!). I hope you will all jump on this oppurtunity to serve your Earth in a better light! I'm excited to meet you all!

-JUSTIN QUAYLE, Her Majesty's High Commission Ambassador to Africa.

(no subject)

[names-cotton.livejournal.com]

Cotton is wandering the halls in search of psycho_jackass.

Currently he's VERY hairy, at least half of it in tidy braids with gaily colored ribbons. Oh and he's shedding like crazy.


Cotton is following the hair trail upon the Clinic doctor's request.


Who know what ELSE those shots will do to him.

The parrot seems to have regained his courage and is calling out "Here pretty boy. Heeerrrre Pretty boy"

Justin needs attention

[jquayle.livejournal.com]

Justin sat in his half-empty office, staring at the empty walls, this place sadly reminded him of the place where he had agreed to let Tessa come with him to Nairobi; what a bloody mistake that was. He married her, with only knowing her for just a small amount of weeks, he married the broad and he fell in love with her over the next year.

"What a bloody facking job this is." he huffed as he walked out of the office and into the halls, nothing to do and no one to really converse with. Justin was feeling down in the bogging pits today, leave it to all bloody hell to ruin his day for him.

Facking thoughts.

He took the long way out of the building, pushing past a few loud chattering students. Sodding eardrums nearly burst. He sighed and took a seat outside, under the trees that surrounded the campus. Like a demented Nairobi scene, this is.. he thought idly as he gnawed on an apple.

So bloody lonely.

Starting a Small Business

[msgilmoredanes.livejournal.com]

Okay class - here goes.

Last week I told you to pick a partner and decide on a business. We've had a few more students join the class.

This week, we're going to introduce ourselves and you're going to tell me what kind of business you and your partner are going to create for class.

By the way - this class is strictly pass/fail. If you show up and do the work, you pass. If you miss classes or don't do the work, you fail. And tje decision is going to be made based on your team - not on you as an individual. So if you picked a slacker partner, you better be prepared to pick up the slack.

( Current Roster )

For those of you who don't know me - I'm Lorelai Gilmore-Danes. I own the Dragonfly Inn in Stars Hollow, CT with my best friend Sookie. We may take a field trip to the inn as part of this class, assuming I can get permission from principalconnor to take you off school grounds.

I started working at an inn as a maid when I was 17. I worked my way up the ladder, met Sookie (who's a chef) and we decided to buy our own inn. We've only been open for about six months, but things are going really well so far, which is amazing considering the whole Kirk-running-naked-through-the-inn at the Grand Opening and Sookie's clumsiness almost setting fire to the kitchen twice.

Anyway... please, introduce yourselves and tell me what kind of business you plan to create.


[OOC: 1. All Lorelai's classes are slow played because the mun is too busy for more (and is playing two other characters).
2. For those of you who aren't familiar with Gilmore Girls, Lor is a bit of a flake at times and tends to go off on tangents. She's also a pop culture guru.
3. Having Veronica & Lilly in this class is going to be OH SO AMUSING since they haven't run across each other as of yet.]

OOC

[allie-cameron.livejournal.com]

Allie still needs an invite to fandomhigh_ooc.

Quantum Physics 305: Thursday

[ten-and-chips.livejournal.com]

[comes in looking slightly dazed...and confused...]

Hello, class. I'm the Doctor, and welcome to the Quantum Physics seminar. Since all of you have had time travel experience, I'm going to assume that you all have encountered the concept of a paradox. If you haven't, please raise your hand.

Today we are going to discuss the possible effects that paradoxes have on their perpetrators. For example, Marty McFly's causal paradox led him to slowly disintegrate both his family and himself. What other sorts of effects have paradoxes had, either ones that you have witnessed personally, or have heard of?

Homework will be assigned via email tomorrow.

Email to all of my Thursday Night Profs:

[wraithbaitjohn.livejournal.com]

To: all of my Thursday Night Profs
From: JSheppard@fandomhigh.edu
Subject: Family Emergency
Date: Thurday September 15, 2005 23:02

I am asking for an extension on tonight's assignments and an excuse from class. I even have a doctor's note.

"John Sheppard was at our emergency facility with a family member this evening. Please allow him time to make up any missing classwork or exams.

Dr. de la Navarre, D.V.M."



It's after 11:00 and I'm just getting back. So if I could catch up in a few days that would be great.

Thanks.

J. Sheppard