http://prisoner-rover.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] prisoner-rover.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2005-09-15 01:01 pm

Delivery for rover

*back in rover's office, a box sat on his desk.*


*squeezing in his doorway with a rubbery-squeak, he backed up and shut the door.*

*rover regarded the box again.*

*the box was from [livejournal.com profile] jerusalem_s

*he circled his desk, regarding the box.*

*the box sat there.*

*the box did not tick.*

*the box did not drip ooze.*

*rover leapt up on the desk and bounced on the box once.*

*when he landed on the floor, the box was opened.*

*wary, rover regarded its contents.*

A battery powered lava lamp, standing a little over two-feet tall, sat in the box. It was already turned on, shedding sluggish, red light as the blobs slid slowly back and forth, up and down.

A note was affixed to one side of the shifting display:

Okay, so maybe we didn't get off on the right foot... or circular rotation. Whatever. But everybody likes porn, right?

S


*rover sat quietly, watching the blobs move back and forth in a slow motion dance.*

*he vibrated once.*

*reading the message, a truce suggested and accepted.*

*rover made a note to thank the professor.*

*...*

*rover vibrated again.*

*...*

*...later...*

[identity profile] actingltcrumpet.livejournal.com 2005-09-15 05:37 pm (UTC)(link)
[OOC: *hysterical giggles*]
demonbelthazor: (Default)

[personal profile] demonbelthazor 2005-09-15 05:41 pm (UTC)(link)
[OOC: Must. Not. Laugh. Out loud. At. Work!]

[identity profile] kikidelivers.livejournal.com 2005-09-15 05:55 pm (UTC)(link)
((ooc: Oh. My. God. *sporfle* Kiki would have fallen off her broom if she'd known what she was delivering. Good thing she specifically requests that she not know.))

[identity profile] jerusalem-s.livejournal.com 2005-09-15 06:15 pm (UTC)(link)
((OOC: *innocent look*))

[identity profile] ten-and-chips.livejournal.com 2005-09-15 06:35 pm (UTC)(link)
((OH MY GOD...[falls over laughing]))

[identity profile] best-bang-yet.livejournal.com 2005-09-15 07:08 pm (UTC)(link)
[OOC: YES! Blob porn!!!]

[identity profile] river-dancing.livejournal.com 2005-09-15 08:12 pm (UTC)(link)
[ OOC: *laughing madly, and very glad there was no contract work today so that this could be experienced firsthand* ]

[identity profile] bugofjustice.livejournal.com 2005-09-16 03:59 am (UTC)(link)
[OOC: That was hot.]