East Asian History

[abe-no-seimei.livejournal.com]

East Asian History
Thursday 6:00-8:00 pm

Seimei makes note of the new faces in the class. “A new roster for each of the history classes is forthcoming. Until then, here is the next discussion question.”

He unrolls his scroll and then settles down at this table.

Discuss some of the contributions made by the Chou dynasty in 1050-256 BC China.

History of the Ancient World

[abe-no-seimei.livejournal.com]

History of the Ancient World
Thursday 12:30-3:30 pm

Several scrolls tucked under his arm, Seimei unrolled several before he found the one he wanted and stretched it out across the front of the class for their discussion question.

The Peloponnesian War which ran from 431 to 404 BC was a catastrophe for Greece for what reasons?

JA: Email about Faculty Advisor

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

[An email was sent in private to pure_blooddraco, master_of_fear, demonbelthazor, wannabelawyer, _gottahavefaith, replicarter.]

JA offices and their faculty advisor only, please.

Sometime during the hours the slumber party distracted everyone..

[medusae-x.livejournal.com]

A duct-taped garbage can is left in equalmcsquared's lab with a ( Note )

Another duct-taped garbage can is left in jerusalem_s's classroom. There is no note. Perhaps the donator thought they needed none.

A third is dropped off at fandom_clinic, with a ( Note )

Mission accomplished, Duce heads back to the apartment to finish setting up the cage for addams_daughter's new .. pet.

Yeah, yeah, I'm a week behind

[prof-methos.livejournal.com]

Okay, you know when I said I was going to hire the two assistants I needed last Friday?

Yeah, I lied.

However, I am going to do it today. So, if mparker16, positive_angel, deirdreofamber, call_me_red_ac (no time), b_someone, swerval_zero and _notanumber are still interested, please comment here. If I didn't call your name... sorry.

Please remember that I will be filling two positions today, for a total of three. janet_fraiser is the first one.

*drops head back on collections desk*

Wrestling Club's new Coach

[names-ash.livejournal.com]

Alright you primitive screw-heads, listen up!

Turns out Coach wrestlingsavant went missing during the past couple days, so as a favor to Principal Connor, I will be filling in for him. My name is Ashley Williams, but you all will call me "Coach" or "Coach Ash". Anyone calling me Ashley will get detention. That is your one and only warning.

One of you knuckleheads is supposed to be the student coach, so you get a hold of me pronto so we can get this dog and pony show going, alright?

3:30-5:30 today, down in the school gym. If you ain't already signed up, just show up. I got a mess to sort out anyways, so more won't make a difference.

Study Hall -- Friday, September 16th

[principalconnor.livejournal.com]

This is the study hall for Friday. I've ordered pizza and soda for you little bastards, although God knows you don't deserve it after the week I've had.

I'll be in my office, finishing off a bottle of Southern Comfort. Or two.

A few announcements:

-- Students are reminded that fandomhigh should ONLY be used for the posting of classes and school-related activities. In fact, to be honest, if we could try to keep the posts in fandomhigh to just the classes, it would be appreciated. Anything that happens in the dorms that involves more than a few students -- get-togethers, common room gatherings, pillow fights and sleepovers full of subtext -- can take place in fandomhighdorms. As for anything else, please try to restrict them to your personal journals, as it tends to get difficult to locate classes otherwise.

-- Students are also reminded that they DO need to attend classes. This is NOT optional. The school policy is once a week in each class, but each teacher has their own attendence policies that should be followed accordingly. I will be going through the student rosters in a couple of weeks and any students who are not attending classes as they should will be expelled.

-- Any clubs who haven't met in a while should try to meet this upcoming week. Clubs should meet once every two weeks at least.

-- Also, the cafeteria is filled with Jell-O. As in, to the roof. Hence the pizza.

New teacher, new class

[godinakilt.livejournal.com]

The professor strides into an empty classroom, absently and arrogantly flipping his cloak back over one shoulder. When he whirls to face the classroom, his eyes flare. His voice booms out across the room. "I am Camulus, your go- ah, teacher. You may refer to me as 'sir', 'Professor', or 'my lord'. The courses that I will be teaching will be focusing on the mighty civilisation that I ruled that stretched from Asia Minor to the westernmost points of Europe and the British Isles." He pauses, gazing around with a slight sneer on his face. "I will be teaching three courses on the Celts. Here are the syllabi. You may sign up below. I will be accepting students until the first class on Monday."

( CELT 100: Celtic Language )

( CELT 110: Celtic Literature and Civilisation )

( CELT 120: Arthurian Tradition )

( Roster )

"That will be all." Camulus sits down and folds his hands to await applications.

Journalism Class - Friday September 16

[jerusalem-s.livejournal.com]

Professor Jerusalem is properly dressed today, but instead of being behind his desk, is slouched in one of the over-stuffed chairs, prodding at his laptop. On the table before him is a large box with several holes punched in the lid. His cat is sitting atop the box, looking smug with both faces.

Spider is working on attendance records, homework assignments and class participation and is mumbling under his breath. There is another large, steaming mug of coffee beside him and what looks to be a cappuchino machine against one wall. The sign hung above it states, 'Drink at own risk'.

Failure to turn in homework and detentions

[jerusalem-s.livejournal.com]

The following students have turned in no journalism homework this week:

Journalism 101

Jayne Cobb - jayne_serenity
Georgia Lass - deadlikegeorge - Owes an additional hundred words on why I am a fucking bastard.
Cindy Mackenize - macanaut
Conner Kent - connie_the_kid
Bobby Drake - cool_bobby
Carrie Bradshaw - i_love_manolos - Granted an extension

Journalism 201

Balian of Imbalyn - b_someone

Journalism 301

ALL STUDENTS HAVE TURNED IN HOMEWORK

Advanced Journalism

Rory Gilmore - rory__gilmore - Has credit toward this week's homework with extra-curricular project.

Combat Journalism

Veronica Mars - veronicamars1 - Has homework done and can turn it in at the link in my info page. Sorry, Ms. Mars.
Envy - the_envious_sin

Photojournalism Students have no homework until next week, but I need to hear from otto_chriek or I will be forced to withdraw his work study.

These students, with the exception of i_love_manolos, veronicamars1 and rory__gilmore all have detention this weekend with Professor Dream. Enjoy.

jayne_serenity? As I've already given you detention, this makes two. They are to be served on consecutive weeks, not at the same time.

deadlikegeorge? You also have a second detention on top of this one for failing to turn in your extra assignment.

Need more Students!

[jquayle.livejournal.com]

SIGN UP FOR BUREAUCRACY 101, AMABASSADORS LEGION 2A/2B HONORS AND CULTIVATION & GARDENING......

ROSTER, COURSE DISCRIPTIONS AND GRADING/SCHEDULING.


.JUSTIN QUAYLE.

Expelled from Journalism Class for non-participation:

[jerusalem-s.livejournal.com]

Georgia Lass - deadlikegeorge
Conner Kent - connie_the_kid
Bobby Drake - cool_bobby
Balian of Imbalyn - b_someone

Language Classes Friday

[game-of-you.livejournal.com]

Good morning.

If you're planning to attend the film during lab hours, please come as close to the hour as you can. I'd like to start the film right away.

There has been some issues regarding keeping track of assignments. I will post your assignments at game_of_you every day. You can also email me if you have any questions, and I am available during lab hours and office hours.

Perhaps even when you're sleeping as well.

However, most of the time your assignments will be: study your vocabulary and practice with your classmates.

If you have not signed up for your in-class presentation, do so today.

I will post current class rosters later today. Please let me know as soon as possible if you wish to add or drop. Students who have not attended any classes by the end of today will be dropped.


[ooc: mun's employers have decided to make use of me today. will not be available much until later. class interaction is good when studying a language--fake it however you like.]

Introduction to World History to 1600 (Terran) - 4

[abe-no-seimei.livejournal.com]

Introduction to World History to 1600 (Terran)
Friday 1:00-3:00 pm

Early, Seimei glides in and settles at his table. His eyebrow raises at the room and with an enigmatic smile, starts to compose the discussion question.

When finished, he taps the handle of his brush against his chin and rises to display it for the class.

Discussion question –

What was one of the key hallmarks of Eqyptian culture?

In smaller script beneath the question is the following:

To show you’re paying attention and for extra credit, work in the phrase “my hovercraft is full of eels” into your comment.

Firing Range

[littleluck.livejournal.com]

Domino wanders down to the firing range with a small metal case in hand. Once there, she notes that no one else is around. She pulls a piece of paper from her pocket and tacks it up at the end of the range, then takes her Glock from the carrying case, grateful she'd decided against brining it to class even before the journalism professor had gone on his rant. She loads the gun, closes her eyes, and fires seemingly at random at the target.

( With decent results )

"Well, I guess that will have to do until I find the ass who put the damned things up."

She then moves on to shooting at the more conventional targets.

[OOC: I assume the firing range continues to be at the school...]

First "Wrestling Club" Meeting

[names-ash.livejournal.com]

Alright, listen up knuckleheads!

First, I'm gonna go over the rules, so keep it quiet and clean out your ears!
( Rules and Regulations )

Now look, we ain't exactly running Olympic style wrestling here, and if it were my choice, this class would simply be called Brawl Club, since some idiot already copyrighted and franchised Fight Club. I'll show you basic holds, good places to hit, and some tricks to help even the odds when you find yourself unarmed and surrounded by dozens of evil miniature copies of yourself.

Now I'm gonna take role. ( Role Call Instructions )

Alright, after I finish role and you hand in your waivers, find someone else, introduce yourself, and come to me all nice and paired-up like. I'll give you further instructions then.

Edit 1: Alright, I just got reminded that we'll also be needing a couple of score-keepers to make sure everything is written down, nice and proper. Obviously, this is a non-combatant position, so if you know anyone not butch enough to fight like the entirety of Male Fans of Celine Dion, you have them come here or leave me a message, got it?

[ooc: Okay. So, give me the info for the roll call, fill out a waiver, and pair up. That's what's the agenda. Remember, walk-ins are welcome]

Cookery course: closed for the weekend, reopens Tuesday

[isnotimportant.livejournal.com]

Slartibartfast was walking down one of the upstairs corridors in the school when he suddenly thought of something. He turned on his heel and headed back to his classroom.

The door to his classroom was standing open. He peered in, looking at the superbly equipped kitchen, and wrinkled his nose. It wasn't too untidy.

He slid a fingernail between the doorframe and the interior wall, and peeled away one edge of the kitchen. He reached behind the skin and pressed a concealed switch. Majestically, silently, the kitchen started to fold in on itself, finally collapsing into a small black briefcase in the middle of the floor.

He stepped into the room and picked up the case. He patted the side of it affectionately. "Good old Zarniwoop", he mutttered to himself, and locked the case away in his locker.

Leaving the room, he made sure that the tray marked "Lifestyle essays: Muggles" is in place.

Martial Arts

[bridekiddo.livejournal.com]

As this is our first class, it will be pretty relaxed. For those of you who don't know me, my name is Beatrix Kiddo. You may call me Beatrix or Professor Kiddo. Today we're just going to get to know each other and pick partners. I'm still letting people add into this class if they wish to.

(no subject)

[persian-eunuch.livejournal.com]

*shot is accidentally fired in main hallway, barely missing a few students heading to class*

*a very stunned looking Bagoas is left holding the gun as people scurry for cover* *had no idea it was loaded and had the safety off*

Speech Comm

[prof-cregg.livejournal.com]

( 301 only )

Library Assistants: Hired

[prof-methos.livejournal.com]

Notice on library door:

Please note that the following students are my personal slaves the Library Assistants for the semester:

janet_fraiser
mparker16
swerval_zero

Possibly part-time: deirdreofamber

Remember that you are responsible for enforcing the library rules. And keeping the librarian supplied with caffeine.

[OOC Note: I'm not going to worry about set skeds, but if you show up every now and then, and/or jump in when you see pure_blooddraco, notsouledyet, _ripper_giles_, and, well, anyone trying to sneak into Special Collections, I'll be happy. Carry on.]

Now I have an Immortal to track down...

Class Scores, Grading System, Etc. 9/16/05

[jerusalem-s.livejournal.com]

As Spider's Classes technically end at 1500 and I have a cocktail party to catch, here are the scores for the first 'week' of classes. From now on, homework will be assigned Fridays and due the following Thursday at midnight.

( Explanation of Professor Jerusalem’s Grading System )

( Current Class Scores, End Week One )

Comparative Religions

[marieann-d.livejournal.com]

Rogue stands in the front of the classroom looking exceedingly nervous. "Professor Gandalf is not here, er, today, so I'm leading the discussion." She coughs. "Um, we will be discussing Hinduism during this class. Um, there will be more complete notes online after class. Also, we'll be discussing it again next class, so you can ask Gandalf any questions.

"Hinduism is practiced by, um, a very large percentage of the world's population. So, it is worth being studied. While it is techincally a polytheistic religion, it is also considered by some to be monotheistic." Everyone looks bored, she thinks.

She turns around and looks through Gandalf's desk. She finds a recording of Hindu chants and plays it. "Everyone, please tell the class your thoughts on this recording."

[[OOC: I'm going to be taking off, like now. Play it all out wonderfully, like I know you will.]]

Guidance Offices

[trulydeath.livejournal.com]

*If anyone needs words with Death today, she's here.

Her mun can be blamed for her previous absence.*

Friday Anthro Courses

[the-ascended.livejournal.com]

[OOC: I'm doing detention giving by missing more than 2 classes or missing over 3 homework assignments. Or just being an all around noisy bastard in class :P And re: Skipping class - that means you didn't comment ANYWHERE on the thread - either homework or discussion. My little TA is exempt because she's awesome. Oh, and expulsion is after missing 4 classes. All attendance starting today, homework since last class]

Intro:

( People who skipped class )

( Homework Bad List )

Since most of you did not hand in your completed society (yes, you were supposed to hand it in, I want you to do that now, in class. If you turn it in, I will take your name off the Homework list or lower the number down. Then, once you finished creating a society, pretend to be a diplomat of the society and greet another person's made-up society.

Homework: Have a good weekend!

-----

Egypt:

( People who skipped )

( Homework bad list )

*hands out quiz to be done in class. Then starts lecturing after everyone hands it in*

Homework: Have a good weekend!

Governments

[padmeofnaboo.livejournal.com]

I'm going to pose this question to you today:

"What do you think the role of the government should play in the lives of private citizens?"

*sits back, aspirin already downed*

There will be no homework this weekend, provided you can give me more than a two word answer and back it up with an explanation.

Perfect Party Planning: First Meeting

[mrsvandekamp.livejournal.com]

Hello, and welcome to Perfect Party Planning! Thank you for your interest. Please, have a seat.

As you may remember, you had an assignment for the first class, a short essay on The Best Party I Ever Attended. Please leave that with me, and I will use it to take attendance.

I have prepared a syllabus for you to review.

Today's lecture will be on table settings. I hope you are all as excited as I am about the subject, there will be a quiz next week.

Enrollment is still open, if you'd like to sign up. We will meet once a week. Please speak to the Professor during class hours.

A roster will be posted once the add/drop period is over.

[OOC: Is it Friday? Looks like a Wednesday to me. Slow-play, all two of you. I'll be sure to reply.]

Special Collections

[janet_fraiser]

Thank God she was library staff. Janet took a deep breath and fingered the magnetic stripe on her library card. Professor Methos had configured it to allow her into Special Collections. Time to see what she could find.

EMAIL TO THE FOLLOWING:

[ten-and-chips.livejournal.com]

cellar_doordd, suzotchka, missromana, trionexile, aroseintime, and radekzelenka all receive the following in their student email sometime Friday.

( As follows... )

Fandom High School Song

[wyld-stallyn.livejournal.com]

Uh, so, On Target Dude (oatmanspatient) brought to my attention that we don't have a school song. And since I'm, like, in charge of music and songs and stuff, he asked if I'd write one.

Here we go, dudes!

Fandom High School Song - FANDOM HIGH RULES!


[OOC: To 'I Wanna Rock and Roll All Nite' by KISS]

We'll show you everything we got
You read the subtext and the room gets hot
We'll drive you wild, we'll drive you crazy
Principal Connor let us in
Don't matter who we are, or where we've been
We drive her wild, we'll drive her crazy
We keep on shoutin', we keep on shoutin'
I'm gonna rock and roll all night and have angst every day
I'm gonna rock and roll all night the Fandom High kind of way

We work and study every once in a while
They teach us everything with class and style
We drive them wild, we'll drive them crazy
We might behave or maybe not
Party, angst or drink? The whole lot
We drive you wild, we'll drive you crazy
We keep on shoutin', we keep on shoutin'

I'm gonna rock and roll all night and have angst every day
I'm gonna rock and roll all night the Fandom High kind of way
I'm gonna rock and roll all night and have angst every day
I'm gonna rock and roll all night the Fandom High kind of way
I'm gonna rock and roll all night and have angst every day
I'm gonna rock and roll all night the Fandom High kind of way
I'm gonna rock and roll all night and have angst every day
I'm gonna rock and roll all night the Fandom High kind of way

(no subject)

[jayne-serenity.livejournal.com]

Jayne is tired. Hes been avioding cops, teachers and women, all day.
He didnt get to work, and is pretty sure that hes going to get fired. Its not that he didnt want to be there, but that he couldnt get there in time, and it pissed him off.

Jayne doesnt want to go home. Its lonely there.
He grabs Vera and heads out. The only "woman" he can trust.

He considers shooting up the Whomping Willow on his way past, but decides against it.
Slipping into the school, even fully armed is easier then he thought.

He looks around warily, but is tired.
He decides to sleep in the one place where he knows no one will look for him.

No one sees when Jayne Cobb slips into the detention room.
No one knows if he will return.