Martial Arts

[bridekiddo.livejournal.com]

As this is our first class, it will be pretty relaxed. For those of you who don't know me, my name is Beatrix Kiddo. You may call me Beatrix or Professor Kiddo. Today we're just going to get to know each other and pick partners. I'm still letting people add into this class if they wish to.

Comments

[wraithbaitjohn.livejournal.com]

Gotta ask...

Does anyone else hope Sex Ed starts like this? ;)

[bridekiddo.livejournal.com]

That's very funny.

[wraithbaitjohn.livejournal.com]

Thank you. I try. See this whole Martial Arts thing is just a back up plan in case being adorable charm and wit don't work.

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

I'd love to join your class. If you have time... I have a problem with my current profession that you might be able to help me with.

[bridekiddo.livejournal.com]

Absolutely. Leave me a voice message.

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

Marty shows up to class and sits on the dojo floor waiting for the beatings to begin.

[can_be_more]

I could beat you up, if you like.

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

Marty smiles.

"Sounds like fun... Just uh..."

Makes reference to the black eye and split lip he has.

"Nothing on the face please. I'd like it to heal for once."

[can_be_more]

Not a problem. It'll heal in a few days anyway.

[not-an-ex-demon.livejournal.com]

Anya walks in and looks around nervously. "This is where we learn how to *not* be killed, right?"

[fullmetal-havoc.livejournal.com]

*grins* That's the theory. Although someone's probably gonna be beaten half to death by the time the year is through... *puts his hands behind his head and inhales melodramatically* I just love the smell of malice in the morning.

[not-an-ex-demon.livejournal.com]

Okay, you are definitely not going to be my partner. *Anya edges away*

[fullmetal-havoc.livejournal.com]

*face falls as he realizes that he's lost yet another cute girl to his horrible sarcasm*

*sighs and takes a seat*

[not-an-ex-demon.livejournal.com]

*inwardly sighs as she remembers when she used to find bad boys fun. being mortal is very unpleasant.*

[conathon.livejournal.com]

[http://users.livejournal.com/_wespryce/]

I'd like to sign up for class, Professor.

[not-an-ex-demon.livejournal.com]

*sidles up to wesley*

Hey, you're one of those Watchers, aren't you?

Or are you something else in another timeline?

Boy, this can sure get confusing!

[http://users.livejournal.com/_wespryce/]

Um, I'm training to be a Watcher, yes.

Another timeline, you say? Yes, I imagine dealing with those can be rather...confusing.

There are Watchers in your home dimension?

[not-an-ex-demon.livejournal.com]

"Oh, yes. I help them all the time hunting demons and helping to save the world. As much as humanly possible, anyway." Anya almost smirks but catches herself.

"So. Tell me something, because I've always been curious to know. How do Watchers feel about demons in special situations? For example, if someone used to be a demon but... reformed? Or even no longer was a demon because somebody dropped the ball and decided this demon would be much more amusing as a mortal-- or-- or-- a coffee mug or frog or something?" Anya quickly sputters, realizing she might have said too much.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_wespryce/]

Help them? Really?

Reformed? I- Well, I suppose it would depend on what demon we're speaking of. And the...uh...special situation.

[not-an-ex-demon.livejournal.com]

Nah, I'm just messing with you.

*akwardly shifts her feet* About the timeline thing anyway....

I actually knew a watcher at my old school, and it seemed like another world.

I haven't had my coffee today and !boy! does that make me silly!

((OOC)) I *just* took this over from someone and I really am not sure where she was going with it. Sorry if this post seems confusing from the banter you had going...

[http://users.livejournal.com/_wespryce/]

I see.

*smiles politely* And how you are enjoying classes at this school, thus far?

[threeweapons.livejournal.com]

I'm Alanna. I can fence and am allowed to keep my sword, lightningsword, with me. I can beat people up with fists or daggers.