First "Wrestling Club" Meeting

[names-ash.livejournal.com]

Alright, listen up knuckleheads!

First, I'm gonna go over the rules, so keep it quiet and clean out your ears!

The First Rule of Wrestling Club: You Tell Your Friends About Wrestling Club. We got a small roster right now, we'll need more than you sorry bunch to keep things interesting.
The Second Rule of Wrestling Club: You Do Not Tell Principle Connor About Wrestling Club. I'm serious, screwheads.
The Third Rule of Wrestling Club: If This Is Your First Day At Wrestling Club, You Must Wrestle. Yeah, simple enough for you kids? Good.
The Fourth Rule of Wrestling Club: Fight Where I Can See You. I can only keep my eyes in one place, and I don't want anyone losing anything vital when I got my back turned, got it?
The Fifth Rule of Wrestling Club: I Am the King, And My Word Is Law. You will all learn to hail to the King.

Now, before I can actually set you kids into fondling tearing each other apart, I'm gonna need you to sign waivers about injuries. If you're still a minor, just forge your parent's signature like a good kid, alright? ::sets waivers down on a table next to a bunch of pens::


Now look, we ain't exactly running Olympic style wrestling here, and if it were my choice, this class would simply be called Brawl Club, since some idiot already copyrighted and franchised Fight Club. I'll show you basic holds, good places to hit, and some tricks to help even the odds when you find yourself unarmed and surrounded by dozens of evil miniature copies of yourself.

Now I'm gonna take role.
When I come down the line, you give me:

Your Name [ooc: And Fandom, just for my convenience, okay?]
Fight Experience
Previous Training
And if you have it, Ms. Sidle's Phone and Room Number Cause I want me some of the Sweet Sidle Sugar, baby

Alright, after I finish role and you hand in your waivers, find someone else, introduce yourself, and come to me all nice and paired-up like. I'll give you further instructions then.

Edit 1: Alright, I just got reminded that we'll also be needing a couple of score-keepers to make sure everything is written down, nice and proper. Obviously, this is a non-combatant position, so if you know anyone not butch enough to fight like the entirety of Male Fans of Celine Dion, you have them come here or leave me a message, got it?

[ooc: Okay. So, give me the info for the roll call, fill out a waiver, and pair up. That's what's the agenda. Remember, walk-ins are welcome]

Comments

[scissors--.livejournal.com]

looking forward to the fondling wrestling.

Your Name : edward scissorhands, from edward scissorhands
Fight Experience: only accidental
Previous Training: none
And if you have it, Ms. Sidle's Phone and Room Number: ehh...0.o


'Nyone wanna be violently and accidentally slashed pair up with me?

[names-ash.livejournal.com]

::eyes the scissor-hands::

How the hell do you got the bathroom with those things?

::takes mental note: He may cause problems, better talk to the Principal::

[scissors--.livejournal.com]

I got -people- for that :P

[maias-notebook.livejournal.com]

Maia Rutledge 4400

I slapped the hell out of rory_gilmore last night... before that just your basic school yard fights.

Kickboxing for the last nine years.

[names-ash.livejournal.com]

Slap fighting and Kick-boxing. Got it. ::writes on his clipboard::

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

[ooc: Random question - at my high school, there was a wrestling team of course, and they had two girls who followed them around and kept clean towels on the sidelines and wrote down the score. I have nooo idea what those girls were called, but my friend was one. If you either know what that position is called, or you could invent a name for it, I think you might end up with quite a few applicants for it. (Rory won't be able to because she's much more likely to be taking pictures at the matches.)]

[names-ash.livejournal.com]

[ooc: Given the current state of Wrestling Club, i.e dirty tactics allowed, score-keepers would actually be pretty amusing. I'll edit the post to accommodate such applications.]

[conathon.livejournal.com]

[names-ash.livejournal.com]

Yeah, just stick around and see if anyone does end up with a partner... you'll sit out if we got an odd number, got it?

::walks down the line::

[pure-blooddraco.livejournal.com]

Your Name: Draco Malfoy [Harry Potter Series]
Fight Experience: I've gotten in a few scuffles in my day. Just your basic school yard fights. And I broke some kid's nose last year.
Previous Training: None, I'm a wizard so fighting without wands isn't generally used. But sometimes it feels good to feel that bone break under your foot.
And if you have it, Ms. Sidle's Phone and Room Number: She's in 147 I believe. Go get her, Tiger.

[names-ash.livejournal.com]

Wizard, right. Just don't be trying to make me learn any magic words, and we'll get along fine.

::writes "pretty boy" down next to Draco's name on his clipboard::

[e-verdigris.livejournal.com]

I'd be much obliged if you'd be my wrestling partner, Master Draco.

[pure-blooddraco.livejournal.com]

I'd love to be your wrestling partner. Your name is Elphaba, right?

[trulydeath.livejournal.com]

[*flail* You are so beautiful. And of course my Sheila-voice is being even more pestering. And so I need to shut her up. He doesn't want his canon girlfriend, right? No? Cool.]

[names-ash.livejournal.com]

[ooc: because it seems to be causing so much stress on your part... yes. Ash has moved on. No worries. ::grin::]

[cerulean--eyes.livejournal.com]

Your Name: Boone Carlile, Lost
Fight Experience: I've got a wicked step sister...
Previous Training: None
And if you have it, Ms. Sidle's Phone and Room Number: Um...

I'm here because...I want to...I want to be more...active. or something. My dad thinks I'm too...girly.

[names-ash.livejournal.com]

Boone, right. Step Sister? You're not honestly telling me you've been beat up by your step sister, are you?

[suzotchka.livejournal.com]

Your Name: Susan Ivanova. Just call me Ivanova. (Babylon 5)
Fight Experience: Crowd control, sparring with a few Narns, breaking up Drazi brawls . . . make that 'generally interacting with Drazi'.
Previous Training: Basic military, Ranger, and riot control training. [[OOC: Four years on my high school wrestling team, a fistful of regional silvers and golds, three trips to provinicials. *grins* My favourite move is the crossface.]]

So . . . anyone looking for a partner? *itching to beat someone up*

[names-ash.livejournal.com]

[ooc: ha! you probably know more about amateur wrestling than I do!]

Seasoned, good. ::writes down "Killer" next to her name on his clipboard::

[e-verdigris.livejournal.com]

Elphaba (the Wicked Witch of the West from Wicked)
none, but I'm good with a broom
none
not if you paid me

[names-ash.livejournal.com]

Right, right. ::writes down "Inexperienced. Attitude Problem." next to her name on his clipboard::

[ooc: Woo! and the 3rd mispost of the day!]

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

Your Name: Callisto [ooc: Xena: Warrior Princess]
Fight Experience: Lead own army Plenty.
Previous Training: Self-taught.

[names-ash.livejournal.com]

Army leader... right, baby. ::writes down "hot" next to her name on his clipboard::

[12parseckessel.livejournal.com]

Your Name: Han Solo

[ooc: And Fandom, Star Wars]

Fight Experience: Lotsa street fighting. If I couldn't keept it, I didn't get to eat it.

Previous Training: School of Hard Knock, plus some wookiee tutoring.

[names-ash.livejournal.com]

Wookie tutoring? Did they teach you how to knit, too?

::writes down "Scruffy Looking Nerf Herder My Type of Guy" next to Han's name on his clipboard"