Announcement

[principalconnor.livejournal.com]

Principal Connor walks down the suspiciously quiet hallways of the school, wondering exactly when something large and scaly (or student-shaped and screaming) will leap from the shadows. Narrowing her eyes as she scans the halls for anyone out past curfew, she sighs in resignation and sticks the following announcement up in the main hall, so as to avoid having to be awake for the first terrified screeches from the student body:

ATTENTION!

This is to announce that Principal Connor will be on an extended bout of corporate terrorism sabbatical vacation from Friday, September 23rd to Tuesday, September 27th. However, please keep in mind that Principal Connor may return earlier on Monday if there's no police questioning or arrests, so she would appreciate it if you remain on your best behavior, at the very least so that the janitor will have to scrub less blood from the linoleum.

In her absence, Principal Connor will be leaving the school in the capable hands of jerusalem_s, who has permission to run the school as he sees fit, just as long as she doesn't return to find a crater, three toothpicks, and a very agitated gremlin with a concussion where the school used to be.

Upon her return, Principal Connor will be expecting a full report on what she's missed from the school staff, so don't think that her temporary absence gives you free rein to run rampant over the school grounds. She's got a semi-automatic that says otherwise.

Thank you for your time, and students ... please don't kill jerusalem_s while the principal is away.

jerusalem_s -- same sentiment, but reverse it.

Bio/Geo/Physics classroom

[alchemy-4-arson.livejournal.com]

It's a little past 1 am and Mustang sneaks around a corner to reach the door to the main science lab, glancing around. Not seeing anyone nearby (he considers the possibility of invisible students, but decides that's pointless worrying), he draws a simplistic transmutation circle in chalk on the door, about six inches across. He touches it briefly, and a spot on the door bulges outward like a mellon splitting open, creating a medium-sized hole.

Roy reaches through with one hand, grabbing the handle from the inside and opening the door. Then he touches the transmutation array a second time, and the hole in the door's surface closes up. With a small grin he pulls the door open completely and enters, wiping away the chalk circle with his sleeve at the last minute. The lights inside the classroom remain off (he can see well enough by the moonlight through the windows.)


[[ooc: Roy is sneaking into the classroom to repair the hole in the floor, because he doesn't want his physics class to be cancelled-- he was looking forward to that one. However, if someone wants to happen by (through the door or through the windows or through the wall, who knows?)... well, it wouldn't exactly look good for him. If not, then assume it is anonymously fixed by next class. Except for the chair, which now has no legs and needs to be replaced.
--oh, and since it really is past 1am here, I'm going to bed soon. I'll be up tommorrow but maybe not till 10am, so my comments might be late in reply.]]

FILTERED TO THE GIRLS - ALL OF THEM - UPDATED

[valentine-tart.livejournal.com]

Girls:

If I don't get laid soon, blood will be shed. Probably Flyboy Mitchell's but I can hardly see how that will help.

The men Angsty Teen Virgins are apparently [ETA:(according to my super secret spy powers of actually reading their personal information *snort*)] forming some kind of anti-girl club. I propose a counter-club.

If they can be gay and terrified, we can be gay and confident. Though... given it's Crichton, Mitchell, Adama and others we're talking about, the mere thought of any of us, let alone [ETextend list] me, Aeryn, Vala, Sam, Janet, Eighth, Dierdre, River, Kiki, Buffy, Chiana, Rogue, Callisto[and anyone else I've forgotten] hooking up spending a lot of quality time together would only make things worse.

Still. ETR: We need a club. A name. No clubs, teachers can't join. A plan. Dierdre of Amber has offered us her house for slumber parties and snuggling and backrubs and making out whatever. You can find her here. Thanks for stepping up, D!

ETR: Also. Flirting with professors starts to sound like a very good idea. Does anyone know if Dr. Jackson's a virgin? The last thing I need is *another* virginal angsty pretty boy.

Maybe Jerusalem will find me interesting. Daniel Jackson has been removed from the list of available males. I personally am no longer interested in him NOT THAT I EVER WAS. And I'm no longer interested in flirting with males (other than Cameron, occasionally Lee but only because he's my best, non-angsty totally awesome not boyfriend, not gay, boy friend, oh, and Archie, but that's only to mess with Cam's head since they're apparently having a fling on the side that I'm not supposed to know about...right.)

ETR: *flails* and *will not think about Cameron being upset that she's snuggling with anyone besides him*

If Cam would just tell me he likes me or call me his girlfriend... I might not need to get laid.

ETA: OMG. Cam totally called me his girlfriend tonight after that hellatious incident in Diplomacy. Yay. OTOH, it has not, unfortunately, reduced the level of UST. Alas.

Study Hall -- Wednesday, September 14th

[principalconnor.livejournal.com]

Welcome to Wednesday's study hall, kids. You'll be happy to know that the gremlin infestation in the study hall has moved on, but unhappy to find out that they've moved onto the cafeteria.

Today's lunch special is chicken. At least, that's what the cafeteria staff told me it was.

A few announcements:

-- An open house for parents is tentatively scheduled for the last weekend in October. All parents, guardians, legal representation, police escorts, and responsible deities may attend, under another RP journal or your own.

-- A suggestion box has been placed outside my office. To the person who already left the note with a question about having as our school mascot a game cock ... no, I don't think Lee has the time for that. Please quit teasing him before I find a fabulous gay teenage-boy orgy in the utility closet a crying Adama in my office. (OOC: For the record, I was kind of thinking the suggestion box could be there for any high-school type stuff we could do. :))

Geology -- Second Lab

[equalsmcsquared.livejournal.com]

*The floor is repaired. Students are now required to sit with their partners. Roy and Edward are on opposite ends of the classroom. And yes, Ms. Sidle is reserving the right to shoot whoever does the next destructive within her class.*

Good afternoon. Those of you who did not show up on Monday are required to finish that lab as well as today's.

*She lectures on plate tectonics and geological formations before assigning the new lab, which consists of analyzing fault structures.*

Current Roster For My Classes = Performing Arts; Sexual Education

[tearsofdawn.livejournal.com]

Here are the current rosters for the classes I am teaching. If I have missed anyone, please let me know.


( Rosters )

There is still time to sign up for the classes. All classes are held in a fluid-type of time so that they do not conflict with any other classes you are required to take.

Journalism Class - Wednesday September 14

[jerusalem-s.livejournal.com]

The cat is absent today, thankfully, as it's been leaving hairballs and cigarette butts 'round the classroom. Spider comes in with a steaming mug of flavored coffee and an evil grin. He's left his jacket and shoes someplace again and probably just crawled out of bed five minutes ago.

Setting up his laptop and carefully placing the coffee to one side he dictates to the large screen behind the desk. "Transcribe - Welcome class, as I know some of you will be straggling in late I'm going to just put today's class exercise up here where you can all see it. One of the least welcome jobs in most major periodicals is putting together the obituary section. Let's explore the fun that can be had with dead people, shall we? Today, I want you to choose a classmate, a schoolmate or a member of the faculty and put together an obituary. It can either follow a customary format or be composed as a sidebar to a standing obituary - a brief blub of dubious validity and humor. You have 50 words or less to get the point across. Enjoy. Transcription - End."

Spider turned and slumped behind his desk, taking a careful sip of the hot coffee and turning his attention to his laptop. After a moment, he spoke again. "Transcribe - Homework is due by midnight. Pass or Fail doesn't matter, the homework must be present. If you've participated in class, I might blink at it this time, as some students have only been with us a few days. However, not turning in homework and/or not participating in at least two classes a week will get you thrown out of my class. Transcription - End."




((OOC: Links to all classes and all homework, sorted by date, are on Prof. Jerusalem's info page. I've mentioned the homework thing about five times now. No excuses for failing to at least post a comment in the homework entry with a lame excuse of some kind for not turning it in will be accepted.))

Wednesday's Anthro Courses

[the-ascended.livejournal.com]

LAST CALL FOR ADDING OR DROPPING INTRO TO ANTHROPOLOGY AND EGYPTIAN ARCHAEOLOGY (anyone who wishes to add or drop after this point must have a signed permission slip from the principal)

I would also like to announce that egyptianlove is your new TA. (OOC: Please join the assistant community if you haven't already). Your duties will mainly include looking over and grading homework and teaching when I'm away at conferences.

---

Intro to Anthropology:

I have not received homework from:

( Homework bad list )

If you miss homework two more times, you will receive detention.

[OOC: I think one (or possibly more) might have put their homework in their journals? Please try to comment on the homework thread as it makes it easier to keep track of so I can assign detentions :P]

For those of you who haven't done the homework, you will be working on it in class. Everyone else may pair off into groups and read about societies. *hands out worksheets* Then answer these questions. You will share them with everyone else at the end of the class.

Homework: Create your own society based on what you read. Next class your societies will be sending diplomats to interact with other societies.

-----

Egyptian Archaeology:

I have not received homework from:

( Homework bad list )

Note: half-eaten lollipops do NOT count as homework. I don't care if you happen to be siblings with Death

Two more times of no homework and you get detention.

Anyway, now we will be studying the site of Giza. the site where the Stargate was found. *turns down the lights and starts teaching*

Homework: Please continue the reading, you will have a quiz on Giza next class.

space still available for Vulcan Philosophy

[son-of-sarek.livejournal.com]

The first class will being this Thursday (9/15). New students are encouraged to sign up for the class here ... http://www.livejournal.com/community/fandomhigh/68596.html

Live long and prosper,
Professor Spock


[OCC: Please note that this whole thing it all in good fun. I'd be happy with just a few lines or paragraphs depending on how much effort you're able to put into the writing assignments and the class in general.]

YOU MAKE ME weakinthe k n e e s**

[conathon.livejournal.com]

Sawyer stood outside her door, a note wringing through his sweaty palms, he had written it in black ink, the ink was starting to clot up and smudge. He was shaking as he tacked it to her door and ran fast down the hall.

( A NOTE TO ILLYANA...again... )

[[OOC: Pretty much, Illyana's room mates have the ability to just open this letter. If you want to open it, girls, go ahead! Drama + Angst = FUN]]

Class 2: Myth

[jareth-the-king.livejournal.com]

Jareth strolls in from the back of the class where there is no door, and no one saw him arrive. Today, he is dressed in white pants that are probably more accurately called tights, a poet shirt, and enough white glitter to sink a small boat. He is holding a riding crop.

"Ah, good, I see most everyone is here. I didn't have to sent any one for a dip in the Bog yet. Most of you seem to have a solid grasp on manipulation and for those that don't well...this class will give you plenty of opportunity to learn to recognize it."

( today's lecture )

(no subject)

[teenaged-twin.livejournal.com]

Probably a stupid question, but has anyone seen th' English teacher since last Wednesday's classes? 'Cause we've been gettin' in th' classroom on time, but she hasn't been there.

Sociology 310 and 500 Class Meeting

[drgrissom.livejournal.com]

Welcome to the first class meetings for Sociology 310 and Sociology 500. If you have signed up for either class, please consult the roster to confirm your enrollment.

( Sociology 310 )

( Sociology 500 )

In the hall with Maia . . .

[good-shepard.livejournal.com]

Maia and I walk down the hallway to the clinic. I look at her, worried. I just met this girl, and she seems really sweet. I hope there nothing wrong with her. Maybe talking would help . . .

"So . . . what's going on? Anything I can help with?"

Speech Comm

[prof-cregg.livejournal.com]

( 101 )

( 301 )

Attention Student Body

[prof-cregg.livejournal.com]

At shortly after 8am there is a large explosion in the parking lot.

Martial Arts Infortmation

[bridekiddo.livejournal.com]

We're going to start off with some basic stuff first. Self defense. It's something thats good to know in a bad situation, and after what I've seen of this school, things can get a little chaotic. So I've decided to teach students how to defend themselves, and as the course progresses, we will advance into different types. I've decided not to do a formal syllabus because I've had to chase a five year old all over because I don't want to stick to words on a computer screen or piece of paper. I understand that stuff comes up.

My class will meet on Wednesday and Friday afternoons from 1-3.

If you'd like personal training if you can't make the class, that's okay too. Leave me a message and I will be sure to arrange a time when I can show you some things we've been learning in class.

Roster:

conathon
alchemic_bean
teenaged_twin
wraithbaitjohn
threeweapons
not_an_ex_demon
can_be_more
fullmetal_havoc
_wespryce


Personal Training

valentine_tart
mparker16
cameronmitchell
nightsmoonchild
threeweapons
carter_i_am
bluemanoncampus
psycho_barbie
notcalledlizzie

Languages, Wednesday

[game-of-you.livejournal.com]

The following sign is on Dream's office door:

Language class cancelled for Wednesday. Study your vocabulary.

[ooc: sorry. mun is sick.]

Notice to Cyborg Theory Students

[replicarter.livejournal.com]

TO: cyborg_students@fandomhigh.edu
FROM: replicarter@fandomhigh.edu

This is a friendly reminder for all my students to forward me your homework that I assigned in our last class. I have already received assignments from Bender and Beka, many thanks there.

Please send your assignments here and I can also address any questions you may have.

Second order of business is attendance: cerulean__eyes, leeadama, magitekboy, thehurleyabides, and whitedeathpod need to contact me at once if you gentlemen still want to be in my class. I would not like to resort to torturing you with my hand in your brain. You all seem like such nice boys.

Homework Call

[jerusalem-s.livejournal.com]

Still missing homework for the following, although students who enrolled late may have 24 hours grace period - meaning that their homework isn't due until Thurs midnight.

Journalism Homework assignments to date

Still needing homework from the ( following: )

This Friday I will be tallying up attendance for the week. Anyone with fewer than two attendances for the week gets detention. Anyone doing this for two weeks in a row will be expelled from my class. Extra credit and credit for class participation will also be tallied at that time. If you want to remain in this class, you WILL have your homework turned in.

Thank you.

Detention Lists

[equalsmcsquared.livejournal.com]

Teachers:

Comment below if there are any students assigned detention this weekend.

Students: You may plead to be excused from detention. Be advised that those pleas will go unheeded, but I need the amusement.

The following students have been assigned:
jayne_serenity
_notanumber
alchemy_4_arson
alchemic_bean
notsouledyet

Diplomacy

[padmeofnaboo.livejournal.com]

Today I’d like for you to tell me what conditions you think encourage diplomacy and which conditions make it difficult.

For your homework, please pick one of each condition and explain further. Use true scenarios or if you cannot think of one that fits, make one up. Papers should be two pages, typed.

(no subject)

[prof-cregg.livejournal.com]

I have no car, but I need to get a drink and have some light-hearted fun after this craptastic day. Does anyone want to join me for a cocktail?

Lost. What a surprise.

[kawalsky.livejournal.com]

The first thing Kawalsky was aware of that he was staring at an unfamiliar ceiling. Frowning, he stared for a few more moments. That definitely wasn't a ceiling he knew of. He gathered his senses, but still felt heavy-headed as he hauled himself into a sitting position.

"What the hell?" he muttered and looked around. The lighting was low, but he could distinctly see something that he never expected to see again outside of a museum. It was a rack, one of those medieval torture devices, and it looked like it had been used recently.

The last thing he remembered was someone calling his name, and then being shoved from behind. Then he woke up here.

Either this was another part of the school he hadn't seen yet, was a *very* strange student's quarters or he'd ended up in another dimension. Any of the options was possible, but he really hoped it wasn't the latter. Any transportation that didn't involve wheels or engines, and that included interdimensional travel and the Stargate was a real pain in the neck.

"Uh," Kawalsky said, scrambling to his feet. "Is anyone there?" It was a stupid thing to ask, but he wasn't thinking straight.

In the gym...

[valehero.livejournal.com]

One messy blond haired adept wanders in and looks around cautiously. With a nod, he steps in farther and turns towards the door. Now, to wait for Luffy. Isaac draws his sword and gives it a few slow swings, feeling the flow of the air around the blade and the energies of the ground beneath him. With any luck, this little training session of theirs wasn't going to ruin TOO much of the gym area...

(no subject)

[death-n-binky.livejournal.com]

*Shortly before he is supposed to be in class, DEATH is seen, if you are inclined to see things of this sort, stalking through the halls wearing his usual black robes, adorned with his latest attempt at "fashion" - many colored condoms. A small rat, with a scythe and black robe, is seen scurrying along after him, trying to keep up. DEATH seems to be displacing more space than usual and the usual mildly creepy feeling has escalated to one of mortal terror as he passes*

Death of Rats: SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAK! SQUEAK!!

*The rat gives the impression of being aggitated*

DEATH: HE KNOWS BETTER THAN TO UPSET MY SCHEDULE, AND WITH MY BEING ON SABBATICAL...

Death of Rats: SQUEAK!

DEATH: IT IS STILL NO EXCUSE. ALL PLAUGES MUST BE CLEARED IN ADVANCE. HE KNOWS THIS.

*Death continues out the door, climbs onto Binky, setting the Rat on his shoulder, and rides out. Those that can see notice that Binky seems to be galloping on thin air, leaving firey footprints behind him*

[Locked to Faculty and Staff--Students Cannot See]

[equalsmcsquared.livejournal.com]

*All faculty and staff are given a small cassette tape with a note asking they use discretion when dealing with the information it contains.*

*Angelus, you have pissed off the wrong woman.*

World History Class

[abe-no-seimei.livejournal.com]

Introduction to World History to 1600 (Terran)
Wednesday 1:00-3:00 pm

Into the classroom, Seimei glides effortlessly, posting his scroll for the class discussion before settling down to his writing desk to begin the class.

Discuss the importance of the Ganges River in the development of civilization in India.

OOC Note: Will compile roll and participation 'marks' and post on Friday.

East Asian HistoryEast Asian History

[abe-no-seimei.livejournal.com]

East Asian History
Tuesday 6:00-8:00 pm

Seimei was not in class, a blue butterfly flitted around the classroom to draw attention to the scroll stretched across the front of the blackboard.

Discussion question –

The Shang Dynasty emerged around 1700 BC and was defined by what religious milestone?

OOC Note: It was due to PLAYER incompetence, not Instructor neglect, this wasn't posted on Tuesday. No one will be penalized for 'missing' this class.

WRESTLING

[conathon.livejournal.com]

COACH;; eugene dinsmore [[wrestlingsavant]]
STUDENT COACH;; james ``sawyer`` ford [[conathon]]
MEETINGS;; fridays 3:30-5:30pm
ROSTER;;
miss elphaba e_verdigris
edward scissorhands scissors__
westley _farmboy_
susan ivanova suzotchka
boone carlisle cerulean__eyes

BENEFITS;;
Refreshments [Eugene's favorite juice boxes and anything I can swindle from Boone and the Diner]
Possible Guest Coaches [Coming straight from the WWE! Meet your idol, today!]
Possible Field Trips to WWE matches [Eugene is cool like that]

JOIN TODAY!
COMMENT HERE



[[OOC: Pleaseee join?! If you don't Sawyer will cry and I don't want to have to deal with a crying James :{ YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO JOINN!]]

(no subject)

[jayne-serenity.livejournal.com]

Wrestling and weightlifint club - where you actually get to maim and hurt things... Friday nights.

No whiny assed losers allowed.

(no subject)

[jayne-serenity.livejournal.com]

*stalks into the school fully armed. Armed enough to take over a small planet.

*plunks ass down in front of Sarah Sidles dorm room*

No ones gettin in. Not unless she beats me over the head with thier invite, got it?

In search of trouble, rover, campus security is on the scene-Angelus

[prisoner-rover.livejournal.com]

( rover does his duty )