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equalsmcsquared.livejournal.com) wrote in
fandomhigh2005-09-14 04:10 pm
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Detention Lists
Teachers:
Comment below if there are any students assigned detention this weekend.
Students: You may plead to be excused from detention. Be advised that those pleas will go unheeded, but I need the amusement.
The following students have been assigned:
jayne_serenity
_notanumber
alchemy_4_arson
alchemic_bean
notsouledyet
Comment below if there are any students assigned detention this weekend.
Students: You may plead to be excused from detention. Be advised that those pleas will go unheeded, but I need the amusement.
The following students have been assigned:

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I humbly apologize for my disruptive behavior in your class on Monday. It was exceedingly inconsiderate behavior toward yourself and the other students, all of whom came to class wanting to learn and improve their minds. I can swear I will not willfully damage school property during class again unless I have express permission from an authority figure or doing so is necessary to health and safety of students.
Professor, I beseech you: spare me this detention term. Believe me that at this point it will serve no purpose, whether your purpose is deterrence or punishment.
Mercy is the mark of a great person, professor Sidle. Please, have mercy.
no subject
Why break a perfect record now?
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*will hand over his post to that "other guy" while in detention, but is very frustrated*