FILTERED TO THE GIRLS - ALL OF THEM - UPDATED

[valentine-tart.livejournal.com]

Girls:

If I don't get laid soon, blood will be shed. Probably Flyboy Mitchell's but I can hardly see how that will help.

The men Angsty Teen Virgins are apparently [ETA:(according to my super secret spy powers of actually reading their personal information *snort*)] forming some kind of anti-girl club. I propose a counter-club.

If they can be gay and terrified, we can be gay and confident. Though... given it's Crichton, Mitchell, Adama and others we're talking about, the mere thought of any of us, let alone [ETextend list] me, Aeryn, Vala, Sam, Janet, Eighth, Dierdre, River, Kiki, Buffy, Chiana, Rogue, Callisto[and anyone else I've forgotten] hooking up spending a lot of quality time together would only make things worse.

Still. ETR: We need a club. A name. No clubs, teachers can't join. A plan. Dierdre of Amber has offered us her house for slumber parties and snuggling and backrubs and making out whatever. You can find her here. Thanks for stepping up, D!

ETR: Also. Flirting with professors starts to sound like a very good idea. Does anyone know if Dr. Jackson's a virgin? The last thing I need is *another* virginal angsty pretty boy.

Maybe Jerusalem will find me interesting. Daniel Jackson has been removed from the list of available males. I personally am no longer interested in him NOT THAT I EVER WAS. And I'm no longer interested in flirting with males (other than Cameron, occasionally Lee but only because he's my best, non-angsty totally awesome not boyfriend, not gay, boy friend, oh, and Archie, but that's only to mess with Cam's head since they're apparently having a fling on the side that I'm not supposed to know about...right.)

ETR: *flails* and *will not think about Cameron being upset that she's snuggling with anyone besides him*

If Cam would just tell me he likes me or call me his girlfriend... I might not need to get laid.

ETA: OMG. Cam totally called me his girlfriend tonight after that hellatious incident in Diplomacy. Yay. OTOH, it has not, unfortunately, reduced the level of UST. Alas.

Comments

[replicarter.livejournal.com]

........if only I could join! *angsts*

[janet_fraiser]

Too bad teachers can't join student clubs. And I'm still freaked about Replicators overrunning the Earth. Sorry, teach.

Maybe some day, if you're a good Replicator, the Blue Fairy will come down from the stars and make you a real girl.

[valentine-tart.livejournal.com]

We won't make it a club. You're always welcome. *blushes*

[OOC: *laughs* Beka totally idolizes Eighth. And the funniest part is I have *no* idea why.]

[janet_fraiser]

My best prospect so far is the librarian. And he spends all his time either chasing or running away from some weird kid. I'm beginning to worry about the guy, total hottie or no.

Dr. Jackson's an ass. I'd recommend avoiding him. Also, his girlfriends have a tendency to end up evil or dead. Or possessed by aliens. That part really sucks for them. I like you. Let's not add you to the list.

*smiles* And I'm in. For whatever the name is. I think the first order of business is to have a slumber party. Where we can all wear lacy lingerie and give each other backrubs and stuff.

[valentine-tart.livejournal.com]

Librarian. Haven't met him. If he's an angsty virgin, you'd do well to stay away. Trust me. I'm beginning to worry about Cam too.

Not especially interested in being Jackson's girlfriend. Wouldn't mind getting laid. He's hot enough to make it worth the risk. I may like my flyboy sweet and angsty, but I'm not dead. Thanks for the tip. Does this death field work on the ones he just screws around with?

Oh. Slumber party. Excellent idea. Let's not make it a club. Near-nakedness, backrubs, skin. We might all combust from the UST because we're so hard-up. Still. Open door. Perhaps we can leak footage to the boys.

*laughs*

[kikidelivers.livejournal.com]

Gasp. *blush*

[valentine-tart.livejournal.com]

*headdesk*

You can come too. Everyone's invited.

Alpha-fem need people to protect anyhow.

[lizzy-turner.livejournal.com]

Might I be able to join in your endeavours? I feel the need to get back at my not-quite-ex.

[valentine-tart.livejournal.com]

Open party. *looks her up and down*

Valentine, Beka. You are? besides being cute.

[forlornslayer.livejournal.com]

May I take part in this?

[valentine-tart.livejournal.com]

Oh. Absolutely. *sends a quick hard glance Janet's way*

Beka Valentine. Occasionally "Rocket". You are? *crosses arms over chest, cocks eyebrow and hopes she looks as cool as she feels*

[egyptianlove.livejournal.com]

This sounds like it could be quite interesting.

[valentine-tart.livejournal.com]

You're welcome to join us. Introductions are starting to get to be a bit of pain.

Maybe Janet will make a roster. *grins*

[janet_fraiser]

Nice to meet you. I'm Janet. I've seen you around, but I don't think I've caught your name.

[river-dancing.livejournal.com]

I'd certainly be interested. So far, everything I really know about sex I've learned from Parker (http://www.livejournal.com/community/fandomhighdorms/32654.html).

[janet_fraiser]

(OOC: Whoa! Certainly not work-safe! Though fun. ;) Will read/reply when I get home tonight.)

[marsheadtilt.livejournal.com]

I'm tempted to join... my ex screwed one of my new friends at his party last week.

His mere presence is making me miserable. I left Neptune to get away from him...

[(Anonymous)]

Hey, you're that Veronica Mars, right? Likes to solve mysteries, like, say, who locked me in the girls' bathroom the other day?

[notcalledlizzie.livejournal.com]

Sounds good to me. I'm in

And Dr Jackson ain't no virgin ;)

[ooc: I really need to talk to wraithbaitjohn's mun...]

[janet_fraiser]

Hey, Liz. How's life?

Daniel. I've got to find him. We've got to talk! *angsts*

[can_be_more]

John is serenading me on my voice mail.

I will make out with ANYONE if it gets his attention IN THAT WAY. I know he loves me. But I'm about to strangle him just to get some frustration out. He'll swap spit but not other bodily fluids?!

[valentine-tart.livejournal.com]

I will SO make out with you to get their attention IN THAT WAY.

Love. Love is very sweet. And totally angsty. SEX. PLEASE.

At least he'll swap spit with you. Cam won't even do that.

[janet_fraiser]

My God. I wonder if I could just tie him down and make him watch porn from Special Collections. Maybe that would get him in the mood. Of course, we'd have to make sure Adama was occupied.

[deirdreofamber.livejournal.com]

oh, slumber parties? I have room for everybody...


(OOC: canon does not speak of sex involving this character, in fact, she, um, may have had a thing for her brother, but that was mostly implied... Can she still join?)

[valentine-tart.livejournal.com]

[OOC: Adores. I love Dierdre and Amber. The RL husband reads them to me over the phone when I'm out of town.]

You'd open your room to a punch of belligerent Alpha-fem in need of sex somewhere to blow off steam?

[OOC regarding Dierdre: absolutely. Open thread. It may turn into a plot at some point, but magic is always useful in plots. *g*]

[carter-i-am.livejournal.com]

Didn't I respond to this? I thought I had.

Woe.

[janet_fraiser]

Well, you're here now.

Beka's totally crushing on your evil replicator double. What's up with that? The evil replicator double, not the crushing