FILTERED TO THE GIRLS - ALL OF THEM - UPDATED

[valentine-tart.livejournal.com]

Girls:

If I don't get laid soon, blood will be shed. Probably Flyboy Mitchell's but I can hardly see how that will help.

The men Angsty Teen Virgins are apparently [ETA:(according to my super secret spy powers of actually reading their personal information *snort*)] forming some kind of anti-girl club. I propose a counter-club.

If they can be gay and terrified, we can be gay and confident. Though... given it's Crichton, Mitchell, Adama and others we're talking about, the mere thought of any of us, let alone [ETextend list] me, Aeryn, Vala, Sam, Janet, Eighth, Dierdre, River, Kiki, Buffy, Chiana, Rogue, Callisto[and anyone else I've forgotten] hooking up spending a lot of quality time together would only make things worse.

Still. ETR: We need a club. A name. No clubs, teachers can't join. A plan. Dierdre of Amber has offered us her house for slumber parties and snuggling and backrubs and making out whatever. You can find her here. Thanks for stepping up, D!

ETR: Also. Flirting with professors starts to sound like a very good idea. Does anyone know if Dr. Jackson's a virgin? The last thing I need is *another* virginal angsty pretty boy.

Maybe Jerusalem will find me interesting. Daniel Jackson has been removed from the list of available males. I personally am no longer interested in him NOT THAT I EVER WAS. And I'm no longer interested in flirting with males (other than Cameron, occasionally Lee but only because he's my best, non-angsty totally awesome not boyfriend, not gay, boy friend, oh, and Archie, but that's only to mess with Cam's head since they're apparently having a fling on the side that I'm not supposed to know about...right.)

ETR: *flails* and *will not think about Cameron being upset that she's snuggling with anyone besides him*

If Cam would just tell me he likes me or call me his girlfriend... I might not need to get laid.

ETA: OMG. Cam totally called me his girlfriend tonight after that hellatious incident in Diplomacy. Yay. OTOH, it has not, unfortunately, reduced the level of UST. Alas.

Comments

[river-dancing.livejournal.com]

Don't listen to Callisto? But ... it seemed like it would be so appropriate with notsouledyet...

*is woefully inexperienced in such things*

[janet_fraiser]

Isn't he starting the Junior Achievers club? Kind of hot. But he's throwing the same longing glances Adama keeps throwing at Crichton. The Junior Achievers club which, I think, is all about taking over the world.

I like Callisto, don't get me wrong. But I don't know if you should listen to her.

[river-dancing.livejournal.com]

Yes, he is. I dropped in and asked whether there might be a place for me there and he seemed... passionate... about seeing more of me.

[janet_fraiser]

He seems...intense. But do you like him? Because intense could be good.

(OOC: I'm trying not to let my OOC knowledge of his being a soulless evil bastard color my comments to you. Hee!)

[river-dancing.livejournal.com]

Not particularly. I suppose he's... pretty... but if I just wanted that, I'd be looking at leeadama.



Besides, engaging in carnal relations with the evil undead leads to complications. I don't mean complications in the family way -- can vampires even still cause that? -- but, well, evil, soulless, and demon-possessed is the trifecta of bad boyfriend caveats.

But still...

River looks up and to the side, contemplatively.

[janet_fraiser]

Wait, the evil undead? *boggles* And I thought evil aliens were bad. Vampire? Zombie? *thinks back to the few horror movies she's seen* Are there any other kind of evil undead? I hope he's not a zombie; eating your brains while you make out would be gross.

So you don't like him, but you're attracted to him? Which makes sense. He's attractive in that dark, could-rip-your-head-off-if-he-wanted-to sort of way. But he's all yours, hon.

(OOC: OMG, Dru is going to freak the hell out. *giggling madly*)

[river-dancing.livejournal.com]

I guess... I guess that's part of why I'm here. I don't know what I want. And I'm not sure I'd know how to get it even if I did.

[ OOC: Dude. Like River isn't already the 26th-century non-vamped Dru? :) ]

[janet_fraiser]

[OOC: I just had the best idea for a plot. If you like it, that is. I play Dru also. Do you want to have River and Dru have the same soul? Since Dru doesn't have hers any more, it could have been reborn into River, which would explain the seer abilities (in other words, the Alliance was able to bring them out rather than create them). Because this would explain why Dru can't bring herself to kill River, and gives another reason why Angelus is psycho obsessing over her.]

[river-dancing.livejournal.com]

[ OOC: Oooooh. I like. Particularly given that when Dru was just showing up, River woke up from a sound sleep saying, "It's her." ]

[river-dancing.livejournal.com]

[ OOC: By the way, did you read River's response (http://www.livejournal.com/community/fandomhigh/49819.html?thread=1965467#t1965467) to Angelus's announcement of the Junior Achievers Club? ]

[janet_fraiser]

OOC: OMG, you are truly evil. I love you! We should take this private so as not to spam poor Beka's email any longer. I'll IM you if you're on tonight. *adds you to buddy list* Or email you if you're not.

[valentine-tart.livejournal.com]

Just be careful. She ended up in the clinic with stab wounds last night. You don't want to be her.

[valentine-tart.livejournal.com]

Well. You apparently have enough skill to back the threats. So you'll be safe. But. The boys around here seem to take any kind of aggression or sexual experience as a threat.

*has apparently way too much experience*