FILTERED TO THE GIRLS - ALL OF THEM - UPDATED

[valentine-tart.livejournal.com]

Girls:

If I don't get laid soon, blood will be shed. Probably Flyboy Mitchell's but I can hardly see how that will help.

The men Angsty Teen Virgins are apparently [ETA:(according to my super secret spy powers of actually reading their personal information *snort*)] forming some kind of anti-girl club. I propose a counter-club.

If they can be gay and terrified, we can be gay and confident. Though... given it's Crichton, Mitchell, Adama and others we're talking about, the mere thought of any of us, let alone [ETextend list] me, Aeryn, Vala, Sam, Janet, Eighth, Dierdre, River, Kiki, Buffy, Chiana, Rogue, Callisto[and anyone else I've forgotten] hooking up spending a lot of quality time together would only make things worse.

Still. ETR: We need a club. A name. No clubs, teachers can't join. A plan. Dierdre of Amber has offered us her house for slumber parties and snuggling and backrubs and making out whatever. You can find her here. Thanks for stepping up, D!

ETR: Also. Flirting with professors starts to sound like a very good idea. Does anyone know if Dr. Jackson's a virgin? The last thing I need is *another* virginal angsty pretty boy.

Maybe Jerusalem will find me interesting. Daniel Jackson has been removed from the list of available males. I personally am no longer interested in him NOT THAT I EVER WAS. And I'm no longer interested in flirting with males (other than Cameron, occasionally Lee but only because he's my best, non-angsty totally awesome not boyfriend, not gay, boy friend, oh, and Archie, but that's only to mess with Cam's head since they're apparently having a fling on the side that I'm not supposed to know about...right.)

ETR: *flails* and *will not think about Cameron being upset that she's snuggling with anyone besides him*

If Cam would just tell me he likes me or call me his girlfriend... I might not need to get laid.

ETA: OMG. Cam totally called me his girlfriend tonight after that hellatious incident in Diplomacy. Yay. OTOH, it has not, unfortunately, reduced the level of UST. Alas.

Comments

[replicarter.livejournal.com]

........if only I could join! *angsts*

[janet_fraiser]

Too bad teachers can't join student clubs. And I'm still freaked about Replicators overrunning the Earth. Sorry, teach.

Maybe some day, if you're a good Replicator, the Blue Fairy will come down from the stars and make you a real girl.

[janet_fraiser]

My best prospect so far is the librarian. And he spends all his time either chasing or running away from some weird kid. I'm beginning to worry about the guy, total hottie or no.

Dr. Jackson's an ass. I'd recommend avoiding him. Also, his girlfriends have a tendency to end up evil or dead. Or possessed by aliens. That part really sucks for them. I like you. Let's not add you to the list.

*smiles* And I'm in. For whatever the name is. I think the first order of business is to have a slumber party. Where we can all wear lacy lingerie and give each other backrubs and stuff.

[valentine-tart.livejournal.com]

We won't make it a club. You're always welcome. *blushes*

[OOC: *laughs* Beka totally idolizes Eighth. And the funniest part is I have *no* idea why.]

[valentine-tart.livejournal.com]

Librarian. Haven't met him. If he's an angsty virgin, you'd do well to stay away. Trust me. I'm beginning to worry about Cam too.

Not especially interested in being Jackson's girlfriend. Wouldn't mind getting laid. He's hot enough to make it worth the risk. I may like my flyboy sweet and angsty, but I'm not dead. Thanks for the tip. Does this death field work on the ones he just screws around with?

Oh. Slumber party. Excellent idea. Let's not make it a club. Near-nakedness, backrubs, skin. We might all combust from the UST because we're so hard-up. Still. Open door. Perhaps we can leak footage to the boys.

*laughs*

[janet_fraiser]

I'm not really sure what's up with the librarian. I may just use him as eye candy instead of jumping his bones.

I don't think the people he just screws around with die, but the death field effect is a little confusing. I never even got to touch the man past a little hand-holding. And I died, damn it. Do you believe that? How annoying. You might not want to test it. On the other hand, when he's got the glasses on, he's a looker. So it might be worth dealing with the asshole behavior and potential death or alien possession.

No, I think you're right. I think it should be an all-girls slumber party. More UST that way. My roomie seems to have vanished. We can use my room. 314. I am so amazingly tense. I could use a good backrub.

When should we do this? I can post flyers. And you know the boys will try to crash it and get all jealous and stuff. I hope.

[janet_fraiser]

Oh, well. Cool, then!

(OOC: Janet has no idea what the hell is going on with Replicarter. So she's playing along.)

[valentine-tart.livejournal.com]

Sucks. Knowing what's up is SO underrated. Why can't they just say what they mean? Eye candy is good. Bone-jumping also good. Wish there was a list of boys who *want* to get some.

Hm. Well. He's a looker, but I think I scare him. I can't imagine why. It's not like I could kick his ass in ten seconds flat and have my wicked way with him would ever hurt him. He's the teacher!

OMG, yeah. The glasses. Hot. Totally.

All girls. Well...maybe we could let in a couple of the guys who WANT to get laid? Of course, that would turn bad. Some of us with boyfriends special friends could get in trouble. With the UST so thick around here, anything could happen. I figure we're going to need a big room. This could be a large party.

Hey, you're one of those people with Sam. Do you guys have any fun secret tech to enlarge the room? You don't have to tell me what it is or anything.

I think we need to give it a day or so to get maximum attendance. (OOC: given the time difference.) Flyers would be good. Really good. I hope the boys see them and freak out.

[kikidelivers.livejournal.com]

Gasp. *blush*

[valentine-tart.livejournal.com]

Great! I was hoping that wouldn't be a problem.

(OOC: Beka knows some. But Beka has secrets of her own. Lots of them.)

[valentine-tart.livejournal.com]

*headdesk*

You can come too. Everyone's invited.

Alpha-fem need people to protect anyhow.

[janet_fraiser]

It works for me. She's cute and all, so I'm good with it.

(OOC: Wait, doesn't everyone have secrets of their own around here? *snerk* But they're fun!)

[lizzy-turner.livejournal.com]

Might I be able to join in your endeavours? I feel the need to get back at my not-quite-ex.

[kikidelivers.livejournal.com]

"Um, ok, then. Hello, my name is Kiki." She looks about 15, wearing a rather ugly shapeless black smock dress and has red shoes and a red bow in her hair.

"So what, exactly, would we do in this girl's club, anyway?"

[valentine-tart.livejournal.com]

Open party. *looks her up and down*

Valentine, Beka. You are? besides being cute.

[valentine-tart.livejournal.com]

*looks pained; hopes Aeryn anyone doesn't see her as weak for being so nice to this child* "Hi, Kiki. I'm Beka Valentine. We haven't quite decided what to do in the club yet. Mostly we're hoping to make our boyfriends jealous enough to stop being so scared of us. We hope they'll think a little scared is better than alone."

[valentine-tart.livejournal.com]

Cool. Thinks Eighth is maybe the hottest, coolest woman ever.

*realizes that her UST with Cam is starting to put her into hormonal overdrive where anyone looks good*

*looks at Kiki who she can't possibly see as anything other than a little sister, and realizes maybe it hasn't gotten quite to the direst point yet*

[forlornslayer.livejournal.com]

May I take part in this?

[egyptianlove.livejournal.com]

This sounds like it could be quite interesting.

[kikidelivers.livejournal.com]

Kiki stares for a minute, then doubles up laughing.

"Wow," she says when she can finally speak. "I think I'm better off single from the sound of it!"

[valentine-tart.livejournal.com]

Oh. Absolutely. *sends a quick hard glance Janet's way*

Beka Valentine. Occasionally "Rocket". You are? *crosses arms over chest, cocks eyebrow and hopes she looks as cool as she feels*

[janet_fraiser]

Pretty much, yeah. Actually, she looks a lot like Sam would look. If Sam were grown up. Which she's not. Hm.

*contemplates her lingerie drawer and goes off to work on slumber party flyers before replying to Beka's other post*

[valentine-tart.livejournal.com]

You're welcome to join us. Introductions are starting to get to be a bit of pain.

Maybe Janet will make a roster. *grins*

[valentine-tart.livejournal.com]

Laughs with her. "I guess it does sound kind of funny. But really. Men are worth it." *thinks about just how worth it it would be if Cam would snuggle with her a little more often*

[valentine-tart.livejournal.com]

[OOC: I've gotta get some work done, and Beka's on a date with Cam. If we both pop in periodically this could work. Wait. You're not Cam too, are you? LOL.]