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Girls:

If I don't get laid soon, blood will be shed. ~~Probably Flyboy Mitchell's but I can hardly see how that will help.~~

The ~~men~~ Angsty Teen Virgins are apparently [ETA:(according to my super secret spy powers of actually reading their personal information *snort*)] forming some kind of anti-girl club. I propose a counter-club.

If they can be ~~gay and~~ terrified, we can be ~~gay and~~ confident. Though... given it's Crichton, Mitchell, Adama and others we're talking about, the mere thought of any of us, let alone [ETextend list] me, Aeryn, Vala, Sam, Janet, Eighth, Dierdre, River, Kiki, Buffy, Chiana, Rogue, Callisto[and anyone else I've forgotten] ~~hooking up~~ spending a lot of quality time together would only make things worse.

Still. ETR: ~~We need a club. A name.~~ No clubs, teachers can't join. ~~A plan~~. Dierdre of Amber has offered us her house for slumber parties and ~~snuggling and backrubs and making out~~ whatever. You can find her here. Thanks for stepping up, D!

ETR: Also. Flirting with professors starts to sound like a very good idea. Does anyone know if Dr. Jackson's a virgin? The last thing I need is *another* virginal angsty pretty boy.

Maybe Jerusalem will find me interesting. Daniel Jackson has been removed from the list of available males. I personally am no longer interested in him NOT THAT I EVER WAS. And I'm no longer interested in flirting with males (other than Cameron, occasionally Lee but only because he's my best, non-angsty totally awesome not boyfriend, not gay, boy friend, oh, and Archie, but that's only to mess with Cam's head since they're apparently having a fling on the side that I'm not supposed to know about...right.)

ETR: *flails* and *will not think about Cameron being upset that she's snuggling with anyone besides him*

~~If Cam would just tell me he likes me or call me his girlfriend... I might not need to get laid.~~

ETA: OMG. Cam totally called me his girlfriend tonight after that hellatious incident in Diplomacy. Yay. OTOH, it has not, unfortunately, reduced the level of UST. Alas.

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Might I be able to join in your endeavours? I feel the need to get back at my not-quite-ex.

Open party. *looks her up and down*

Valentine, Beka. You are? ~~besides being cute.~~

Elizabeth Swann.

That's a...rather nice weapon you have there. *points to the gun*

Nice to meet you.

Thanks. I ~~took it off the last Nietzschean that tried to rape me.~~ took it off a stiff I found.

So, did you mention a soon-to-be-ex? [OOC: was that you? I'm doing ten things at once. If not, pretend I asked something useful you'd like to answer.]

Not soon-to-be, but not-quite. As in, we never formally went out ~~but there was LOTS of sexual tension~~

Ah. Not-quite sucks. Any hope we can make him jealous enough to rethink?

If not, and you'd like his ass kicked, let me know.

It's possible. Though with him all the way in Port Royale, the effort might be in vain.

"Ass kicked"? Hmm, we should probably save that as a last resort. After all, I can't blame him, it was partially my decision to go to school here.

That's even worse. Lots of guys around here. Take your pick. Warning: Cameron Mitchell is mine. Crichton belongs to Sun. Thrace is in denial over Adama, but we pretty much consider him hers.

Those are the three I know for sure are off the market. There may be others. We should probably get a list.

One rule here. NO poaching. Except as part of sisterly plot with advance consent.

Hmm, I'm not quite sure who I should pursue.

And there's also the problem that...I still am a lady, and ladies are usually pursued by the men. Except in this society.

In other words, I shall need help learning the art of courting a man.

[OOC: Must. Not. Laugh]

Hmm. Pursuit is a fine art. ~~One that I can't seem to master with the angsty virginal flyboys, damn it.~~ I'm TAing Sex Ed. Perhaps I can help.

My roommate, Magik, is skilled. Maybe she'll have advice for you.

Word of advice. Don't listen to Callisto. I love her like a sister. But pursuing men with threats of violence doesn't get you ~~laid~~ anywhere.

It is handy for helping your sisters get ~~laid~~ some action.

Don't listen to Callisto? But ... it seemed like it would be so appropriate with

notsouledyet...

*is woefully inexperienced in such things*

Isn't he starting the Junior Achievers club? ~~Kind of hot. But he's throwing the same longing glances Adama keeps throwing at Crichton.~~ The Junior Achievers club which, I think, is all about taking over the world.

I like Callisto, don't get me wrong. But I don't know if you should listen to her.

Yes, he is. I dropped in and asked whether there might be a place for me there and he seemed... passionate... about seeing more of me.

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Just be careful. She ended up in the clinic with stab wounds last night. You don't want to be her.

Well. You apparently have enough skill to back the threats. So you'll be safe. But. The boys around here seem to take any kind of aggression or sexual experience as a threat.

*has apparently way too much experience*

I am thinking of trying to stake a claim on Daniel. Since he apologized for being an ass to me and all. ~~I don't know. Damn. I hate men. Except I love them!~~ I might make up with him.

(OOC: Actually, it depends on how much of a Daniel/Janet 'shipper Daniel's mun is.)

Understood. Any and all flirting I do with the man will be directed at pushing you together. By scaring him. *grins*

(OOC: the mun does seem interested. Keep us informed)

You know, it's always a good thing to scare them. ~~It keeps them in line.~~ And you're quite good at that, I've noticed. And I give you total permission to flirt with the intent of pushing me together with him. ~~Because I miss him, damn it. And I hate that.~~

OOC: Danny's mun is apparently a Daniel/Janet fan. Which rocks for me, but means that you get stuck with more torment and less UST. :(

OOC: That's what I'd kind of thought, and, hey, I am always up to see Vala torment Daniel.

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OOC - we totally need to set Vala up with someone who will be endlessly angst-ridden over her... OMG! Archie! Say yes. It'll be SO funny.

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OOC - totally applauded on your flowers thread. I probably ought to move that comment, but it was SO incredibly adorable.

Meanwhile, Beka's noticed all the flowers and has something new to angst about. And she doesn't even LIKE flowers. Grr. Crazy teenaged angst.

*giggles*

OOC: Aw. Must go and find Daniel in his office! And must bring coffee for him. :)