FILTERED TO THE GIRLS - ALL OF THEM - UPDATED

[valentine-tart.livejournal.com]

Girls:

If I don't get laid soon, blood will be shed. Probably Flyboy Mitchell's but I can hardly see how that will help.

The men Angsty Teen Virgins are apparently [ETA:(according to my super secret spy powers of actually reading their personal information *snort*)] forming some kind of anti-girl club. I propose a counter-club.

If they can be gay and terrified, we can be gay and confident. Though... given it's Crichton, Mitchell, Adama and others we're talking about, the mere thought of any of us, let alone [ETextend list] me, Aeryn, Vala, Sam, Janet, Eighth, Dierdre, River, Kiki, Buffy, Chiana, Rogue, Callisto[and anyone else I've forgotten] hooking up spending a lot of quality time together would only make things worse.

Still. ETR: We need a club. A name. No clubs, teachers can't join. A plan. Dierdre of Amber has offered us her house for slumber parties and snuggling and backrubs and making out whatever. You can find her here. Thanks for stepping up, D!

ETR: Also. Flirting with professors starts to sound like a very good idea. Does anyone know if Dr. Jackson's a virgin? The last thing I need is *another* virginal angsty pretty boy.

Maybe Jerusalem will find me interesting. Daniel Jackson has been removed from the list of available males. I personally am no longer interested in him NOT THAT I EVER WAS. And I'm no longer interested in flirting with males (other than Cameron, occasionally Lee but only because he's my best, non-angsty totally awesome not boyfriend, not gay, boy friend, oh, and Archie, but that's only to mess with Cam's head since they're apparently having a fling on the side that I'm not supposed to know about...right.)

ETR: *flails* and *will not think about Cameron being upset that she's snuggling with anyone besides him*

If Cam would just tell me he likes me or call me his girlfriend... I might not need to get laid.

ETA: OMG. Cam totally called me his girlfriend tonight after that hellatious incident in Diplomacy. Yay. OTOH, it has not, unfortunately, reduced the level of UST. Alas.

Comments

[janet_fraiser]

My best prospect so far is the librarian. And he spends all his time either chasing or running away from some weird kid. I'm beginning to worry about the guy, total hottie or no.

Dr. Jackson's an ass. I'd recommend avoiding him. Also, his girlfriends have a tendency to end up evil or dead. Or possessed by aliens. That part really sucks for them. I like you. Let's not add you to the list.

*smiles* And I'm in. For whatever the name is. I think the first order of business is to have a slumber party. Where we can all wear lacy lingerie and give each other backrubs and stuff.

[valentine-tart.livejournal.com]

Librarian. Haven't met him. If he's an angsty virgin, you'd do well to stay away. Trust me. I'm beginning to worry about Cam too.

Not especially interested in being Jackson's girlfriend. Wouldn't mind getting laid. He's hot enough to make it worth the risk. I may like my flyboy sweet and angsty, but I'm not dead. Thanks for the tip. Does this death field work on the ones he just screws around with?

Oh. Slumber party. Excellent idea. Let's not make it a club. Near-nakedness, backrubs, skin. We might all combust from the UST because we're so hard-up. Still. Open door. Perhaps we can leak footage to the boys.

*laughs*

[janet_fraiser]

I'm not really sure what's up with the librarian. I may just use him as eye candy instead of jumping his bones.

I don't think the people he just screws around with die, but the death field effect is a little confusing. I never even got to touch the man past a little hand-holding. And I died, damn it. Do you believe that? How annoying. You might not want to test it. On the other hand, when he's got the glasses on, he's a looker. So it might be worth dealing with the asshole behavior and potential death or alien possession.

No, I think you're right. I think it should be an all-girls slumber party. More UST that way. My roomie seems to have vanished. We can use my room. 314. I am so amazingly tense. I could use a good backrub.

When should we do this? I can post flyers. And you know the boys will try to crash it and get all jealous and stuff. I hope.

[valentine-tart.livejournal.com]

Sucks. Knowing what's up is SO underrated. Why can't they just say what they mean? Eye candy is good. Bone-jumping also good. Wish there was a list of boys who *want* to get some.

Hm. Well. He's a looker, but I think I scare him. I can't imagine why. It's not like I could kick his ass in ten seconds flat and have my wicked way with him would ever hurt him. He's the teacher!

OMG, yeah. The glasses. Hot. Totally.

All girls. Well...maybe we could let in a couple of the guys who WANT to get laid? Of course, that would turn bad. Some of us with boyfriends special friends could get in trouble. With the UST so thick around here, anything could happen. I figure we're going to need a big room. This could be a large party.

Hey, you're one of those people with Sam. Do you guys have any fun secret tech to enlarge the room? You don't have to tell me what it is or anything.

I think we need to give it a day or so to get maximum attendance. (OOC: given the time difference.) Flyers would be good. Really good. I hope the boys see them and freak out.

[janet_fraiser]

I was going to post flyers, but I see that Deirdre girl has opened her house up. Which is better, I think. Don't want to use the tech more than we have to, I think.

Do we have a list of guys who want to get laid? We should ask Parker. She's probably got them alphabetized, indexed, and rated, knowing her. But we don't want to get in trouble. Much. Unless it's the fun kind.

And we should always be respectful of the teachers. *nods seriously* To their faces. When they can give us detentions, at least.

[janet_fraiser]

OOC: I will post a flyer after I edit my flyer to say it's at Deirdre's house.

[valentine-tart.livejournal.com]

OOC: you are a being of extraordinary goddess-likeness. If we were on my personal lj, I would favor you with my Vala-goddess icon smile. Instead you get Beka looking very pleased and maybe flirting with you a bit. *laughs*

[janet_fraiser]

OOC: Thank you! It's a lame flyer, I admit, but it includes "stress-relieving massages" and a strikeout line about toally making out with each other, so there. So hopefully it will work.

[valentine-tart.livejournal.com]

OOC: Too perfect. I'll have to go check it out. First, must finish last night's posting duties and get some frelling work done.

[janet_fraiser]

OMG, the boys' heads are collectively exploding. *dies* And they're plotting to borrow Harry's invisibility cloak and crash the party. *dies again*

[valentine-tart.livejournal.com]

Much better. Not that you guys don't rock, but exposure for us future/tech types can be bad. Besides. Shadow minions to clean stuff up? Too cool.

Parker! Where is she damn it? She should be all over this. Except the mere idea of kissing a girl probably makes her break out in hives.. Let's ask her. How much trouble could we get in? Seriously. I mean... it's not like I'm going to, oh, say, threaten to blow Sheppard's head off in Diplomacy again.

Respecting teachers is, yeah, um, very important. *flushes* Janet's cute when she's thinking about Jackson.

[janet_fraiser]

It's all classified anyway. Classified, unexposed, world isn't ready to know. You name it, we've got it as an excuse. But we're not wrong, you know. Any of us future/tech types.

I gave Parker a few flyers. But I think she's busy trying to track down that freaky new Psych teacher we got in. For, you know. Stuff. Parker does seem rather focused on the guys. Maybe we can lock her in a closet with the librarian?

*looks offended at being thought of as cute* *rethinks that and decides to be REALLY FLATTERED instead*

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

Parker already tried the other team at summer camp and found it lacking appreciates other women, but doesn't trust them. They smell better, but they're more difficult to manipulate.

But she might go to the party anyway. She's got a couple agendas she needs to bring up. And the entertainment value if someone tries to crash can not be underestimated.