FILTERED TO THE GIRLS - ALL OF THEM - UPDATED

[valentine-tart.livejournal.com]

Girls:

If I don't get laid soon, blood will be shed. Probably Flyboy Mitchell's but I can hardly see how that will help.

The men Angsty Teen Virgins are apparently [ETA:(according to my super secret spy powers of actually reading their personal information *snort*)] forming some kind of anti-girl club. I propose a counter-club.

If they can be gay and terrified, we can be gay and confident. Though... given it's Crichton, Mitchell, Adama and others we're talking about, the mere thought of any of us, let alone [ETextend list] me, Aeryn, Vala, Sam, Janet, Eighth, Dierdre, River, Kiki, Buffy, Chiana, Rogue, Callisto[and anyone else I've forgotten] hooking up spending a lot of quality time together would only make things worse.

Still. ETR: We need a club. A name. No clubs, teachers can't join. A plan. Dierdre of Amber has offered us her house for slumber parties and snuggling and backrubs and making out whatever. You can find her here. Thanks for stepping up, D!

ETR: Also. Flirting with professors starts to sound like a very good idea. Does anyone know if Dr. Jackson's a virgin? The last thing I need is *another* virginal angsty pretty boy.

Maybe Jerusalem will find me interesting. Daniel Jackson has been removed from the list of available males. I personally am no longer interested in him NOT THAT I EVER WAS. And I'm no longer interested in flirting with males (other than Cameron, occasionally Lee but only because he's my best, non-angsty totally awesome not boyfriend, not gay, boy friend, oh, and Archie, but that's only to mess with Cam's head since they're apparently having a fling on the side that I'm not supposed to know about...right.)

ETR: *flails* and *will not think about Cameron being upset that she's snuggling with anyone besides him*

If Cam would just tell me he likes me or call me his girlfriend... I might not need to get laid.

ETA: OMG. Cam totally called me his girlfriend tonight after that hellatious incident in Diplomacy. Yay. OTOH, it has not, unfortunately, reduced the level of UST. Alas.

Comments

[valentine-tart.livejournal.com]

Much better. Not that you guys don't rock, but exposure for us future/tech types can be bad. Besides. Shadow minions to clean stuff up? Too cool.

Parker! Where is she damn it? She should be all over this. Except the mere idea of kissing a girl probably makes her break out in hives.. Let's ask her. How much trouble could we get in? Seriously. I mean... it's not like I'm going to, oh, say, threaten to blow Sheppard's head off in Diplomacy again.

Respecting teachers is, yeah, um, very important. *flushes* Janet's cute when she's thinking about Jackson.

[janet_fraiser]

It's all classified anyway. Classified, unexposed, world isn't ready to know. You name it, we've got it as an excuse. But we're not wrong, you know. Any of us future/tech types.

I gave Parker a few flyers. But I think she's busy trying to track down that freaky new Psych teacher we got in. For, you know. Stuff. Parker does seem rather focused on the guys. Maybe we can lock her in a closet with the librarian?

*looks offended at being thought of as cute* *rethinks that and decides to be REALLY FLATTERED instead*

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

Parker already tried the other team at summer camp and found it lacking appreciates other women, but doesn't trust them. They smell better, but they're more difficult to manipulate.

But she might go to the party anyway. She's got a couple agendas she needs to bring up. And the entertainment value if someone tries to crash can not be underestimated.