FILTERED TO THE GIRLS - ALL OF THEM - UPDATED

[valentine-tart.livejournal.com]

Girls:

If I don't get laid soon, blood will be shed. Probably Flyboy Mitchell's but I can hardly see how that will help.

The men Angsty Teen Virgins are apparently [ETA:(according to my super secret spy powers of actually reading their personal information *snort*)] forming some kind of anti-girl club. I propose a counter-club.

If they can be gay and terrified, we can be gay and confident. Though... given it's Crichton, Mitchell, Adama and others we're talking about, the mere thought of any of us, let alone [ETextend list] me, Aeryn, Vala, Sam, Janet, Eighth, Dierdre, River, Kiki, Buffy, Chiana, Rogue, Callisto[and anyone else I've forgotten] hooking up spending a lot of quality time together would only make things worse.

Still. ETR: We need a club. A name. No clubs, teachers can't join. A plan. Dierdre of Amber has offered us her house for slumber parties and snuggling and backrubs and making out whatever. You can find her here. Thanks for stepping up, D!

ETR: Also. Flirting with professors starts to sound like a very good idea. Does anyone know if Dr. Jackson's a virgin? The last thing I need is *another* virginal angsty pretty boy.

Maybe Jerusalem will find me interesting. Daniel Jackson has been removed from the list of available males. I personally am no longer interested in him NOT THAT I EVER WAS. And I'm no longer interested in flirting with males (other than Cameron, occasionally Lee but only because he's my best, non-angsty totally awesome not boyfriend, not gay, boy friend, oh, and Archie, but that's only to mess with Cam's head since they're apparently having a fling on the side that I'm not supposed to know about...right.)

ETR: *flails* and *will not think about Cameron being upset that she's snuggling with anyone besides him*

If Cam would just tell me he likes me or call me his girlfriend... I might not need to get laid.

ETA: OMG. Cam totally called me his girlfriend tonight after that hellatious incident in Diplomacy. Yay. OTOH, it has not, unfortunately, reduced the level of UST. Alas.

Comments

[valentine-tart.livejournal.com]

Great! I was hoping that wouldn't be a problem.

(OOC: Beka knows some. But Beka has secrets of her own. Lots of them.)

[janet_fraiser]

It works for me. She's cute and all, so I'm good with it.

(OOC: Wait, doesn't everyone have secrets of their own around here? *snerk* But they're fun!)

[valentine-tart.livejournal.com]

Cool. Thinks Eighth is maybe the hottest, coolest woman ever.

*realizes that her UST with Cam is starting to put her into hormonal overdrive where anyone looks good*

*looks at Kiki who she can't possibly see as anything other than a little sister, and realizes maybe it hasn't gotten quite to the direst point yet*

[janet_fraiser]

Pretty much, yeah. Actually, she looks a lot like Sam would look. If Sam were grown up. Which she's not. Hm.

*contemplates her lingerie drawer and goes off to work on slumber party flyers before replying to Beka's other post*

[valentine-tart.livejournal.com]

[OOC: I've gotta get some work done, and Beka's on a date with Cam. If we both pop in periodically this could work. Wait. You're not Cam too, are you? LOL.]

[janet_fraiser]

OOC: *snerk* Nah, two characters are enough for me! Popping in periodically works, because I have work to get done too, sadly.

[valentine-tart.livejournal.com]

[OOC: which two? *g* Just Beka for me. I seriously don't have time and I've hardly slept in days.]

[janet_fraiser]

OOC: I don't have time either, but I couldn't resist. I've got Drusilla. I figure she's insane enough that she could disappear for large periods of time with no problems whatsoever, and Buffy and Angelus' muns seem pretty cool. Plus we have a Spike somewhere too.