FILTERED TO THE GIRLS - ALL OF THEM - UPDATED

[valentine-tart.livejournal.com]

Girls:

If I don't get laid soon, blood will be shed. Probably Flyboy Mitchell's but I can hardly see how that will help.

The men Angsty Teen Virgins are apparently [ETA:(according to my super secret spy powers of actually reading their personal information *snort*)] forming some kind of anti-girl club. I propose a counter-club.

If they can be gay and terrified, we can be gay and confident. Though... given it's Crichton, Mitchell, Adama and others we're talking about, the mere thought of any of us, let alone [ETextend list] me, Aeryn, Vala, Sam, Janet, Eighth, Dierdre, River, Kiki, Buffy, Chiana, Rogue, Callisto[and anyone else I've forgotten] hooking up spending a lot of quality time together would only make things worse.

Still. ETR: We need a club. A name. No clubs, teachers can't join. A plan. Dierdre of Amber has offered us her house for slumber parties and snuggling and backrubs and making out whatever. You can find her here. Thanks for stepping up, D!

ETR: Also. Flirting with professors starts to sound like a very good idea. Does anyone know if Dr. Jackson's a virgin? The last thing I need is *another* virginal angsty pretty boy.

Maybe Jerusalem will find me interesting. Daniel Jackson has been removed from the list of available males. I personally am no longer interested in him NOT THAT I EVER WAS. And I'm no longer interested in flirting with males (other than Cameron, occasionally Lee but only because he's my best, non-angsty totally awesome not boyfriend, not gay, boy friend, oh, and Archie, but that's only to mess with Cam's head since they're apparently having a fling on the side that I'm not supposed to know about...right.)

ETR: *flails* and *will not think about Cameron being upset that she's snuggling with anyone besides him*

If Cam would just tell me he likes me or call me his girlfriend... I might not need to get laid.

ETA: OMG. Cam totally called me his girlfriend tonight after that hellatious incident in Diplomacy. Yay. OTOH, it has not, unfortunately, reduced the level of UST. Alas.

Comments

[egyptianlove.livejournal.com]

This sounds like it could be quite interesting.

[valentine-tart.livejournal.com]

You're welcome to join us. Introductions are starting to get to be a bit of pain.

Maybe Janet will make a roster. *grins*

[janet_fraiser]

I've got enough work with the library, given that Professor Methos keeps vanishing. Seriously. Weird. Man. Thanks, I'll pass on that roster.

[valentine-tart.livejournal.com]

I'll do it later. You gonna handle the flyer?

All. Men. Are. Wierd.

[janet_fraiser]

Yeah, I've got it. (OOC: When I can get home and hit Photoshop, that is.)

Shame we like them so much. Damn it.

[valentine-tart.livejournal.com]

Thanks. (OOC: Right. I have GOT to do some work today. *laughs*)

Shame they can't just put out like proper men. Damn it.

[janet_fraiser]

Nice to meet you. I'm Janet. I've seen you around, but I don't think I've caught your name.

[egyptianlove.livejournal.com]

Oh, I apologize. I'm Evelyn.

[janet_fraiser]

No, don't worry about it. Everyone's been very busy. And I think we've all been trying to get our not-boyfriends to notice us.

[egyptianlove.livejournal.com]

I can't get any guy to notice me. *makes a face*

[janet_fraiser]

That's awful! *puts arm around Evie's shoulders* *pets hair reassuringly and in a slightly femslashy way* I can't imagine why any guy wouldn't notice you. Because you're absolutely beautiful.

What guys are you interested in? Because we need to make them jealous.

[valentine-tart.livejournal.com]

[OOC - *ded* who knew there were so many of us "slightly femslashy" sorts around. *snort* This is going to be hugely entertaining.]

[janet_fraiser]

OOC: OMG, can you totally tell I'm posting from work or what? Can't wait 'til tonight when I can do the slumber party from home! *eg*

[valentine-tart.livejournal.com]

OOC - *giggles* Oh, the evilness. What do we know about Aeryn's mun? I know who she is, but don't know much about her. She said you knew her. She gonna be cool with Beka crushing all over Aeryn? Otherwise... *eg*

[janet_fraiser]

OOC: I did (too many posts, never enough time)? I know Vala's mun, but not Aeryn's. But I looked up Aeryn's mun's journal to be sure, and she seems OK with the whole crushing thing.

[janet_fraiser]

OOC: Oh, and? Evie's an Egyptologist. Janet's kind of got a thing for them. *snicker*

[valentine-tart.livejournal.com]

They're all frelling blind. Not just the Angsty Teen Virgins who'd rather frell each other than Aeryn and Kara and me. If Vala doesn't snatch him up, Archie might think you're very beautiful. And it seems like Janet does too.

[egyptianlove.livejournal.com]

I just don't understand them at all. I think Janet's pretty hot, too.