FILTERED TO THE GIRLS - ALL OF THEM - UPDATED

[valentine-tart.livejournal.com]

Girls:

If I don't get laid soon, blood will be shed. Probably Flyboy Mitchell's but I can hardly see how that will help.

The men Angsty Teen Virgins are apparently [ETA:(according to my super secret spy powers of actually reading their personal information *snort*)] forming some kind of anti-girl club. I propose a counter-club.

If they can be gay and terrified, we can be gay and confident. Though... given it's Crichton, Mitchell, Adama and others we're talking about, the mere thought of any of us, let alone [ETextend list] me, Aeryn, Vala, Sam, Janet, Eighth, Dierdre, River, Kiki, Buffy, Chiana, Rogue, Callisto[and anyone else I've forgotten] hooking up spending a lot of quality time together would only make things worse.

Still. ETR: We need a club. A name. No clubs, teachers can't join. A plan. Dierdre of Amber has offered us her house for slumber parties and snuggling and backrubs and making out whatever. You can find her here. Thanks for stepping up, D!

ETR: Also. Flirting with professors starts to sound like a very good idea. Does anyone know if Dr. Jackson's a virgin? The last thing I need is *another* virginal angsty pretty boy.

Maybe Jerusalem will find me interesting. Daniel Jackson has been removed from the list of available males. I personally am no longer interested in him NOT THAT I EVER WAS. And I'm no longer interested in flirting with males (other than Cameron, occasionally Lee but only because he's my best, non-angsty totally awesome not boyfriend, not gay, boy friend, oh, and Archie, but that's only to mess with Cam's head since they're apparently having a fling on the side that I'm not supposed to know about...right.)

ETR: *flails* and *will not think about Cameron being upset that she's snuggling with anyone besides him*

If Cam would just tell me he likes me or call me his girlfriend... I might not need to get laid.

ETA: OMG. Cam totally called me his girlfriend tonight after that hellatious incident in Diplomacy. Yay. OTOH, it has not, unfortunately, reduced the level of UST. Alas.

Comments

[valentine-tart.livejournal.com]

Oh. Absolutely. *sends a quick hard glance Janet's way*

Beka Valentine. Occasionally "Rocket". You are? *crosses arms over chest, cocks eyebrow and hopes she looks as cool as she feels*

[janet_fraiser]

*thinks Beka should chill, because how was she supposed to know that Beka had a crush on the teacher?*

[valentine-tart.livejournal.com]

[OOC: No, she was thinking that Janet should get over here and meet this Slayer. *laughs*]

*wonders why Janet looks oddly green*

[janet_fraiser]

(OOC: *giggle* That's hilarious!)

*shakes head minutely, steps over to meet Buffy*

Hey, you look kind of familiar. *thinks* Aren't you rooming with Sam? And apparently you're having boy problems?

[valentine-tart.livejournal.com]

(OOC: I can't help it. Really. *g*)

*is relieved to see Janet looking less unnerved*

Hey, I gotta jet. Cam's freaking out waiting for me. *winks and walks off*

[janet_fraiser]

*waves Beka away with a grin* Go, then. Either get some or make him suffer, 'kay?

[forlornslayer.livejournal.com]

Buffy Summers.

I kill evil things.

[valentine-tart.livejournal.com]

Oh. I like you.

How do you feel about Magog? And Nietzscheans?

[forlornslayer.livejournal.com]

If they're evil I'll kill them. If they're assholes, I'll beat them up really well.

[valentine-tart.livejournal.com]

Excellent. Magog are these... wait, faster, I wrote an essay about them for Journalism 301 here (http://www.livejournal.com/community/fandomhigh/20078.html?thread=2423918#t2423918).

I'm late for a not-date.

Later.