http://valentine-tart.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] valentine-tart.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomhigh2005-09-14 08:55 am

FILTERED TO THE GIRLS - ALL OF THEM - UPDATED

Girls:

If I don't get laid soon, blood will be shed. Probably Flyboy Mitchell's but I can hardly see how that will help.

The men Angsty Teen Virgins are apparently [ETA:(according to my super secret spy powers of actually reading their personal information *snort*)] forming some kind of anti-girl club. I propose a counter-club.

If they can be gay and terrified, we can be gay and confident. Though... given it's Crichton, Mitchell, Adama and others we're talking about, the mere thought of any of us, let alone [ETextend list] me, Aeryn, Vala, Sam, Janet, Eighth, Dierdre, River, Kiki, Buffy, Chiana, Rogue, Callisto[and anyone else I've forgotten] hooking up spending a lot of quality time together would only make things worse.

Still. ETR: We need a club. A name. No clubs, teachers can't join. A plan. Dierdre of Amber has offered us her house for slumber parties and snuggling and backrubs and making out whatever. You can find her here. Thanks for stepping up, D!

ETR: Also. Flirting with professors starts to sound like a very good idea. Does anyone know if Dr. Jackson's a virgin? The last thing I need is *another* virginal angsty pretty boy.

Maybe Jerusalem will find me interesting.
Daniel Jackson has been removed from the list of available males. I personally am no longer interested in him NOT THAT I EVER WAS. And I'm no longer interested in flirting with males (other than Cameron, occasionally Lee but only because he's my best, non-angsty totally awesome not boyfriend, not gay, boy friend, oh, and Archie, but that's only to mess with Cam's head since they're apparently having a fling on the side that I'm not supposed to know about...right.)

ETR: *flails* and *will not think about Cameron being upset that she's snuggling with anyone besides him*

If Cam would just tell me he likes me or call me his girlfriend... I might not need to get laid.

ETA: OMG. Cam totally called me his girlfriend tonight after that hellatious incident in Diplomacy. Yay. OTOH, it has not, unfortunately, reduced the level of UST. Alas.

[identity profile] notcalledlizzie.livejournal.com 2005-09-15 02:53 am (UTC)(link)
Not too bad, considering

If I see him, I'll send him your way. Or duct tape him to a chair in your room
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[personal profile] janet_fraiser 2005-09-15 02:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Glad to hear it. So, this Sheppard guy. He's nice?

That would be nice, thanks. It's hard to corner him to talk. Are you and this Sheppard guy...?

[identity profile] notcalledlizzie.livejournal.com 2005-09-15 03:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah. He's got his own charm... he's like an x-rated Peter Pan [ooc: *giggles]

I wish. But if he's not biting, then I might as well check out the fish in the sea whilst I'm waiting ;)

[identity profile] notcalledlizzie.livejournal.com 2005-09-15 08:01 pm (UTC)(link)
See, we both win in different ways ;)

He's being particularly dense, so any help will be welcome. *blushes* I didn't want to be too forward.

[ooc: Totally! Unfortunately, I spoke to Shep's mun and she(?) said that she was a total slasher :( woe]
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[personal profile] janet_fraiser 2005-09-15 09:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Does that make you Wendy or Tinkerbell? You're more the Wendy type, I'd think.

Plenty of other totally attractive fish in the sea anyway. And we shall see what happens at the party!

[identity profile] notcalledlizzie.livejournal.com 2005-09-15 09:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, I don't think I can get away with being a fairy anyway. Although Wendy cooked better than I can... And nor can I sew

Indeed. And I am not fussy after I'm filled with alcohol
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[personal profile] janet_fraiser 2005-09-16 05:25 pm (UTC)(link)
*Janet is not sure if she should be insulted or not, given everything that happened after Lizzie and Janet got drunk*

[identity profile] notcalledlizzie.livejournal.com 2005-09-16 06:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Should not, as Lizzie was completely happy with Janet before she got really drunk.

And she'd do Janet sober