FILTERED TO THE GIRLS - ALL OF THEM - UPDATED

[valentine-tart.livejournal.com]

Girls:

If I don't get laid soon, blood will be shed. Probably Flyboy Mitchell's but I can hardly see how that will help.

The men Angsty Teen Virgins are apparently [ETA:(according to my super secret spy powers of actually reading their personal information *snort*)] forming some kind of anti-girl club. I propose a counter-club.

If they can be gay and terrified, we can be gay and confident. Though... given it's Crichton, Mitchell, Adama and others we're talking about, the mere thought of any of us, let alone [ETextend list] me, Aeryn, Vala, Sam, Janet, Eighth, Dierdre, River, Kiki, Buffy, Chiana, Rogue, Callisto[and anyone else I've forgotten] hooking up spending a lot of quality time together would only make things worse.

Still. ETR: We need a club. A name. No clubs, teachers can't join. A plan. Dierdre of Amber has offered us her house for slumber parties and snuggling and backrubs and making out whatever. You can find her here. Thanks for stepping up, D!

ETR: Also. Flirting with professors starts to sound like a very good idea. Does anyone know if Dr. Jackson's a virgin? The last thing I need is *another* virginal angsty pretty boy.

Maybe Jerusalem will find me interesting. Daniel Jackson has been removed from the list of available males. I personally am no longer interested in him NOT THAT I EVER WAS. And I'm no longer interested in flirting with males (other than Cameron, occasionally Lee but only because he's my best, non-angsty totally awesome not boyfriend, not gay, boy friend, oh, and Archie, but that's only to mess with Cam's head since they're apparently having a fling on the side that I'm not supposed to know about...right.)

ETR: *flails* and *will not think about Cameron being upset that she's snuggling with anyone besides him*

If Cam would just tell me he likes me or call me his girlfriend... I might not need to get laid.

ETA: OMG. Cam totally called me his girlfriend tonight after that hellatious incident in Diplomacy. Yay. OTOH, it has not, unfortunately, reduced the level of UST. Alas.

Comments

[valentine-tart.livejournal.com]

[OOC: Adores. I love Dierdre and Amber. The RL husband reads them to me over the phone when I'm out of town.]

You'd open your room to a punch of belligerent Alpha-fem in need of sex somewhere to blow off steam?

[OOC regarding Dierdre: absolutely. Open thread. It may turn into a plot at some point, but magic is always useful in plots. *g*]

[deirdreofamber.livejournal.com]

I have a whole house! We can trash it completely and the staff fixes it. (Shadow is soooo useful)

(ooc: wow, I thought I was all alone in the fandom! I love that your husband Reads it To You! Gah! *ded of squee* Ny ex husband thought I was a bit off in the head. *snerk*)

Yes, we can meet at my place and have a crashing good time.

[deirdreofamber.livejournal.com]

(OOC: duh, post script, will post an "invitation" in D's personal journal RE:club meetings. sorry, kinda distracted tonight by RL)

[havocthecat]

(OOC: Hee! No, no, you're just the only one playing an Amberite. Love Amber! I'm fondest of Fiona, though. The redheads are scary folk.)

[valentine-tart.livejournal.com]

(OOC: OMG, yes. Love Fiona. Rather partial to Corwin, too. Hee. Trying to convince the RL DH to come out and play Corwin next time to frell with Dierdre's mind. Hee.)

[havocthecat]

OOC: If you get a Corwin to play I will totally kill all my free time by making a Fiona journal. *dies*

OMG, is there a Pattern in Dierdre's basement?

That would be so cool.

[valentine-tart.livejournal.com]

((OOC: OMG, dude, I so do not have time. My husband thought it was a hilarious idea, so maybe I can keep pimping it to him. *dies* If not, let's see what other Amberites we can wrangle for next enrollment.

OMG... PATTERN!!!!

OMG. I wonder if slipstream flight is like hellrides?? I bet Beka could walk the Pattern! Heee! And OMG... Sam and Elizabeth and Zelenka and Danny would be ALL over that.

Awesome idea!]

[havocthecat]

OOC: OOOH. I bet Beka could walk the Pattern. And that would be so cool.

Sometimes I hate Janet being a perfectly normal woman. Which is why she's got tech and stuff, at least. :)

[havocthecat]

OOC: OOOH. I bet Beka could walk the Pattern. And that would be so cool.

Sometimes I hate Janet being a perfectly normal woman. Which is why she's got tech and stuff, at least. :)

Damn. Don't know if I hit post on this or not. But I'll hit it again just in case.

[deirdreofamber.livejournal.com]

(OOC:Fi is a scary beeotch! Glad to know I didn't pick the MOST obscure fandom ever. :)

[deirdreofamber.livejournal.com]

(OOC: and post script, if I had been older when I read the books the first time, I think Fi and Dworkin would have been my fav characters after Corwin, but as a kid, Deirdre was my favourite after Corwin, who I always thought of as a combination of James Bond and Indiana Jones. *forehead smack*

[janet_fraiser]

OOC: Oh, frak. Just posted that under my mun journal. *goes in search of coffee*

[valentine-tart.livejournal.com]

OOC: *laughs* Yeah. I've got a bitchload of work to do today. Will be around intermittently. For now must drink LOTS of coffee.

[janet_fraiser]

OOC: OMG, I am going to be up so late tonight posting in the slumber party thread.

I should really eat lunch soon. This place is such crack.