Journalism Class - Thursday September 15

[jerusalem-s.livejournal.com]

Professor Jerusalem is once again absent. All the screens are on and the newsfeeds are talking over each other at low volume.

Again, there is a message across the large screen behind his desk, this one in what appears to be vibrant orange spray paint.

Those of you without your homework turned in who weren't new students are SOL. Friday I'll post as to who's leaving the class. If you've turned in class assignments, I won't boot you, but you will be expected to have your homework done for next week. There'll be a notice with details later.

Professor Jerusalem will be down at the firing range if any of you would care to speak with him, but I wouldn't fucking advise it.

Sign the damn attendance roster and stay the fuck out of trouble.

Love and kisses

Spider

P.S. If you walked in here with a projectile weapon of any variety you have exactly five seconds to get it off your body and seek cover before it explodes.

Have a nice mother-fucking day.

Comments

[chasingangela]

*Angela signs the roster and gets the heck out of class.*

"What's with all the guns here?," she asks no one in particular.

[soldtoarmenians]

*reads note, instinctively does very undignified 'ants-in-pants' dance patting himself down for projectile weapons*

*realizes he's not carrying any and in fact owns none*

*whistles, signs roster, leaves*

[e-verdigris.livejournal.com]

(OOC: omg I can totally see highschool Xander doing this. ROFL.)

[soldtoarmenians]

(OOC - I can totally see me doing this! *g*)

[fh_jackass]

*Signs roster and leaves*

[sensethevisions]

Phoebe signs the roster and looks around the class to make sure that everything is in place.

[valentine-tart.livejournal.com]

Beka signs the roster and inexpicably wishes there were class today, then decides to go do yesterday's assignment.

[dbiers.livejournal.com]

*signs roster, and snaps photo of screen just in case*

[OOC: Do you want the photojournalism kids to attend daily too, or are they doing weekly assignments? (If it's the latter, I will have to, like, bake you cookies or have D'anna pass something illicit to the professor in thanks.)]

[jerusalem-s.livejournal.com]

((Right now, I'm still trying to come up with something for the journalism students. Weekly assignments are what I'm thinking, but I haven't come up with anything good.))

[dbiers.livejournal.com]

[[Fabulous! (am crazy busy) *bakes cookies*]]

[lady-jessica-bg.livejournal.com]

*signs roster*

*scoffs to self, thinking why would I need a weapon when I know the weirding way?*

Excuse me, Professor, did you see my obituary assignment from yesterday? I never got a reply.

[e-verdigris.livejournal.com]

*signs roster, then sits down to see who else wanders by*

[joan-not-jane.livejournal.com]

*Joan signs the roster and then wanders off quickly*

[marsheadtilt.livejournal.com]

Veronica signs the roster and hesitantly approaches the professor.

"Excuse me, sir," she says. "I had some... personal issues to deal with the last few days... and I do have my homework complete... but I wasn't sure where to turn it in. Is it too late?"

[jerusalem-s.livejournal.com]

Whoops. Missed this comment. Yes, you can. There's a link to the current homework on my info page.

[suzotchka.livejournal.com]

Ivanova reads the message, raises an eyebrow, shrugs her shoulders and goes to sign the roster. She freezes, scrabbles frantically at her side, and flings the semi-concealed PPG at the window, ducking behind a nearby desk at the same moment. The light weapon doesn't quite make it to the window and detonates against the wall, leaving a good-sized crater where the radiator and a good chunk of the outside wall had. She peeks over the edge of the desk and as she watches, more of the wall crumbled. She shrugs. "Gives the room more natural light." She stands, brushes off her pants, signs the roster, and strides out of the room towards the nearest bank to see if she has enough credits on hand to repair the gaping, smoking hole.

[mycanonhatesme]

*signs the roster, thankful she kept her self-defense pocket knife in her room this morning, and skips back out*