AMBASSADOR LEGION, BUREAUCRATS & GARDENING SIGN UP

[jquayle.livejournal.com]

Hi, I'm Justin Quayle and I'm here to teach an aray of subjects to you students. I think those who are in Politics would love and be interested in this class and it's counter-parts. I am a British High Commission Bureaucrat and a part-time gardener. I find myself very reliable, open and handsome intelligent and I hope you all do too.

Onto the courses!




BUREAUCRACY 101
MAX WEBER DEFINED A BUREAUCRAT AS:

• He is personally free and appointed to his position on the basis of conduct


• He exercises the authority delegated to him in accordance with impersonal rules, and his loyalty is enlisted on behalf of the faithful execution of his official duties


• His appointment and job placement are dependent upon his technical qualifications


• His administrative work is a full-time occupation


• His work is rewarded by a regular salary and prospects of advancement in a lifetime career


• He must exercise his judgment and his skills, but his duty is to place these at the service of a higher authority. Ultimately he is responsible only for the impartial execution of assigned tasks and must sacrifice his personal judgment if it runs counter to his official duties.


• Bureaucratic control is the use of rules, regulations, and formal authority to guide performance. It includes such things as budgets, statistical reports, and performance appraisals to regulate behavior and results.

In this class I will be teaching you all the things you will need to become an effective Bureaucrat, a respectful citizen and a beautifully put together politician. If you take this class, I suggest taking AMBASSADORS LEGION 2A to get an idea of what high up Bureaucrats take care of through Ambassadors to other countries.

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AMBASSADORS LEGION 2A
By definition, an ambassador means: a diplomatic official accredited to a foreign sovereign or government, or to an international organization, to serve as the official representative of his or her own. All in all, this course will teach you how to deal with foreign affairs when tending to serious matters of social, moral and applied rules. Different societys ask different things from us and we all must help out those less fortunate.

I am, by accreditation, an Ambassador to the African state of Nairobi.


AMBASSADORS LEGION 2B HONORS
This course will be bloody harder than the other class, this is for students who really desire to become a public figure in other countries. You will be taken on field trips to African Countries in order to get field study.

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CULTIVATING AND GARDENING
Learn how to cultivate small plots of land into beautiful edens of food and plants. It's only our duty as humans to pay back the Earth for what we have raped and pillaged her for. This class will not be that hard, as gardening is just a small hobby and I'm learning myself. We'll learn together, chaps!

I think it is extremely important to know what plants go where in the countries around the world. Hopefully, if you're in Honors Ambassadors Legion 2B you will join this class to learn more for you case studies to Africa. We will be focusing mostly on African plants, as that is my area of interest. Africa is a deprived nation and our goal would be to incorporate new plants into their feeding rituals.

We can do it, I know it.

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GRADING:
Classwork: 50%
Homework: 30%
Field Study (Honors only): 20%
Participation: 20%

SCHEDULE:
Bureaucrat studies posted on Mondays: FLUID TIME, post whenever.
Ambassadors Legion 2A and 2B posted on Wednesdays: FLUID TIME, post whenever.
Cultivation and Gardening posted on Fridays: FLUID TIME, post whenever.



ROSTERS:

BUREAUCRACY 101:
1. Allison Cameron | allie_cameron
2. Hamlet Dane Jr. | ihatedenmark
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AMBASSADORS LEGION 2B HONORS & AMBASSADORS LEGION 2A (HAVE NOW BEEN COMBINED!):
1. Elizabeth Weir | notcalledlizzie | TA.
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CULTIVATION AND GARDENING:
1. Edward Scissorhands | scissors__ | GARDENER.
2. Kiki | kikidelivers
3. Wednesday Addams | addams_daughter
4. Zero | swerval_zero
5. Deirdre | deirdreofamber
6. Paige Matthews | the4thsister
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I will also need: 2 TEACHER ASSISTANTS (PICK A COURSE), & 1 PART-TIME GARDENERS (SALARY TO BE DETERMINED!). I hope you will all jump on this oppurtunity to serve your Earth in a better light! I'm excited to meet you all!

-JUSTIN QUAYLE, Her Majesty's High Commission Ambassador to Africa.

Comments

[notcalledlizzie.livejournal.com]

I'd like to sign up for Ambassador Legion 2B Honors, and also to apply as a teacher assistant for the same course

[jquayle.livejournal.com]

[notcalledlizzie.livejournal.com]

I'll see what I can do, Professor

[jquayle.livejournal.com]

[notcalledlizzie.livejournal.com]

Sure... Justin. *smiles*

[jquayle.livejournal.com]

[notcalledlizzie.livejournal.com]

I find it helps to be nice to those above you; teachers especially.

It's easier to make a friend at the start, than have to repair a poor first impression

[jquayle.livejournal.com]

[notcalledlizzie.livejournal.com]

*smiles shyly*

What part of Africa were you in? I confess that I've spent some time in Mali, Kenya and Egypt.

[jquayle.livejournal.com]

[notcalledlizzie.livejournal.com]

Wow. Where will you be taking the class? I might be able to use the field trip to bribe persuade others to join ;)

And I won't admit that I think you're hot

[jquayle.livejournal.com]

[notcalledlizzie.livejournal.com]

No, thank you, Justin. I've got plans this evening, I need to get ready for.

I'm looking forward to your first lecture next week. Oh, and if you need me before then, I'm in dorm #239 and my number is 555-8883 (http://www.livejournal.com/users/notcalledlizzie/1020.html")

[jquayle.livejournal.com]

[notcalledlizzie.livejournal.com]

*grins* I'm sure I will with omg! subtext and lingerie and massages

Good luck with that; I remember it well...

[deirdreofamber.livejournal.com]

I am interested in Gardening, but what would be the policy on importing plants to this 'Africa' place from other ShadowsWorlds Places?

[jquayle.livejournal.com]

[deirdreofamber.livejournal.com]

Well, that seems like a good idea.

May I take class anyway?

[scissors--.livejournal.com]

I would like to sign up for gardening, sir. I think i can to that :)

[jquayle.livejournal.com]

[scissors--.livejournal.com]

Will i get to trim bushes and trees in wacky shapes if i'm a part time gardener?

[jquayle.livejournal.com]

[scissors--.livejournal.com]

ooh awesome, i'll take the job. That is, as long as you're not in Africa, because that will be quite a long distance call if i need some help or something 0.o

[jquayle.livejournal.com]

[scissors--.livejournal.com]

ahh, that's okay then :)

[kikidelivers.livejournal.com]

Kiki sees the new class posting. "Oooh... plants. This could be really handy when the Wildcrafting Club gets going."

She puts her name on the sheet for Cultivating and Gardening.

[jquayle.livejournal.com]

[kikidelivers.livejournal.com]

"I was worried that I wouldn't be able to get into classes, since I was so late enrolling in the school, especially because so many students were signed up for 5 or 6 classes and taking the available slots - but they keep adding more! What a relief."

Enrolling

[courier-gavin.livejournal.com]

In Bureaucracy 101 and Ambassadors Legion 2A.

Also applying to TA Bureaucracy.

Will there be field trips? I heard there are some interesting hearings and commities burbling in the UN at the moment...

Re: Enrolling

[jquayle.livejournal.com]

Re: Enrolling

[courier-gavin.livejournal.com]

Thank you. I am also in Goverments and Diplomacy which is taught by Senator Padme Amidala. Politics is a special fondness of mine, and I hope I will do well in your class.

Re: Enrolling

[jquayle.livejournal.com]

Re: Enrolling

[courier-gavin.livejournal.com]

That would be excellent, mr. Quayle. I would greatly appreciate it!

Wait. Do they have Haunted Houses (http://www.livejournal.com/users/jerusalem_s/4674.html) in Kenya? Because if they do, I may have to rethink this.

Re: Enrolling

[jquayle.livejournal.com]

[allie-cameron.livejournal.com]

I'd like to sign up for Bureaucracy 101 please.

I think those skills would be useful to me when I become a doctor.

[jquayle.livejournal.com]

[ihatedenmark.livejournal.com]

May I sign up for Bureaucracy 101, sir? It sounds like something I might need when I eventually becomes head of state.

When are classes stated to begin?

[jquayle.livejournal.com]