Monday, November 7th, 2005

[identity profile] spyprincipal.livejournal.com
"Good morning, students. Here are your announcements for Monday, November 7th:

- Students are reminded that travel off the island is strictly prohibited without a pass from administration. Any student with good attendance and behavior may acquire a weekend pass from my office.

- Locker 327 has been patched up and the recommended berth has been reduced from 50ft to 25 once again.

- Thank you to all students who participated in Katherine Pryde's memorial yesterday.

Thank you, and have a safe, barbituate-free day."

Geology

Monday, November 7th, 2005 08:56 am
[identity profile] equalsmcsquared.livejournal.com
Good morning. Coffee and snacks are near the back, as I'm sure you all know by now.

It has come to my attention that some of you consider this class to be boring. In the spirit of flexible education, I will rectify that.

You and your lab partner will design and conduct an experiment, any experiment of your choice, so long as it relates to geology. On Wednesday, you will present the abstract and prospectus. Next Monday, you will present the experiments in class.

*She is smiling pleasantly.* I trust that will alleviate any and all boredom you may be feeling. Enjoy.
[identity profile] names-ash.livejournal.com
*Ash, hiding behind a screen, patiently awaits the arrival of all of his students, then dims the lights in the classroom, so only the front of the room is still fully lit. He walks out in strange clothing, along with poofy pants and tights*

A-hem. Because of the theater teacher having disappeared, and my god kids they are not assumed dead so you all better not start crying on me, I'm allowed to branch out a bit in our Art classes, so today I present...

Shakespeare!

*clears throat*

Richard III, Act One, Scene One, as performed by Ashley Williams )

Alright... Shakespeare. ERm...

Discuss!

*stands in his poofy pants, waiting for kids to discuss things*
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[personal profile] mycanonhatesme
Inside, on the desks put together to form the Hightimes headquarters, there's a pile of newspapers lying ready for anyone who might want to read them.

Chloe and Jake? Actually managed to get out before they fell asleep this week. One point for them!
[identity profile] prof-cregg.livejournal.com
She sits in her office, doodling with a smile on her face. She has her iPod on, earbuds in, and she's jamming out. Bouncing, dancing a bit, lip syncing, and at times singing along.

What CJ sings )

[If you want her, you're going to have to startle her.]
[identity profile] prof-methos.livejournal.com
The librarian is in an exceedingly good mood today, even if he's currently trundling books that still need to be shelved after the Quickening the freak lightning storm that hit the library a week and a half past. Even more surprising, his mood does not seem to be dependant on caffeine, as there is no mug on the Collections Desk since Janet someone broke it.

(no subject)

Monday, November 7th, 2005 10:42 am
[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/swedish_chef_/
Das Schnitzel walks into the cafeteria looking very tired. Her Gucci hangover glasses are on but it doesn't really look like she's hungover, it just looks like she's been annoyed for an extremely long period of time. She plugs in her new Chicken To Human Translator and begins to talk.


"Good morning students. I will be serving your food for you today so I expect it's a lot safer than what we usually serve around here. The Chef had gotten into one of our old cases of Surge last night and he is on a suger rush. I just couldn't take it after the fifth round of "99 Bottles of Surge On The Wall" so I told him that we were playing a game of Hide and Seek and he went off to hide. That was about five hours ago. So if you see him around please send him home."

"I'd also like to add that we will now have a suggestion box (OOC: In the comments) for anyone who would like to suggest a certain entree. The Chef probably won't know a joke from a serious suggestion but trust me I'll know. And I will find out who you are and I will be after your ass. Unless it's a clever joke then I will be after your ass anyways to congratulate you. After a few decades of living with the Chef my sense of humor has wittled down to nothing."

"Oh and we're having breakfast for lunch today because that's the only thing I can make. If you have a problem with that feel free to tell me. I dare you."

Today's Menu Is:

-Scrambled Eggs
-Pancakes
-Sausages
-Bacon
-Hashbrowns
-Rice Krispie Treats

ETA: Attention students, if you come across [livejournal.com profile] bridge_carson will you please smack him over the head for leaving a smartass suggestion in the suggestion box. And say it's from Schnitzel. Thank you.
[identity profile] game-of-you.livejournal.com
Hello.

I know the past week has been a difficult one for many of you, as it was for me; I hope we can start fresh again today.

Classics: I have discovered an excellent text for our Greek study,
Elementary Greek. Please review lessons one through three. Much of this material should not be new to you.

Languages of Asia: We will be transitioning from our unit on Chinese into a study of Japanese. As an introduction, I would like to review the roots of the three very distinct writing styles used in modern Japanese.
. Dream goes on to lecture on this topic.
[identity profile] ten-and-chips.livejournal.com
[The Doctor is pleased to find that he has a new desk, new chair, and clean floor this morning. This would be brilliant if the room didn't still smell of bleach...but one can't win at everything. He eyeballs under the desk before changing his mind and sitting down on top of it. His expression can be best described as 'jovial confusion'.]

Morning all. Again, my apologies for last week--though I do believe I spoke to all of you who were present in person. [His glance falls particularly upon Sam and Jack.] Today I plan to break your brains upon the spiked wheel of dimensionality.

Mathematically speaking, one can have an infinite number of dimensions--as in Banach space. However, for practical application in daily living, most beings apply three or four. Three, of course, is the reality that we all exist in, and the fourth relates to time.

The problem with the latter is the fact that it's impossible for the human brain to visualise, other than in three dimensional slices. If we lived in a two dimensional world, you would see a cube as a square, correct? Only seeing a two dimensional slice of it. The same, many theorise, is applicable to the fourth dimension. Everything we see is only a three dimensional slice of what exists in four dimensions. Everything exists in time and then ceases.

So this helps us regarding time travel how, exactly? [He rests his elbow on his thigh, and his chin on top of his fist.]

If one pictures the tesseract ((see the middle picture)), one can see oneself as anywhere on the very outside. That is where you are in space and time. If you travel to the inside, either one dimension's worth or two, you can come back out at a far away point having travelled less distance than one would need to get there in the standard way. That is, by living, which only allows travel in one direction in the fourth dimension. Some theorise that time travel can best be attained by this route.

Any questions? [wide smile]



((OOC: Yes. This is weird science, but it's built off of actual theories. Just don't take my/Ten's word for it in real life, mmkay?))
[identity profile] jerusalem-s.livejournal.com
Spider is slumped behind his desk looking pissed as hell. There's a button on his jacket that reads 'Do not attempt to converse with me' and one below it that reads 'This means YOU'. The cat is nowhere to be seen.

Once there are several people in the classroom, he snarls, "For today's class assignment, please go to The New York Times website. Find an article with a definite slant or bias. Copy it, explain why it is biased and how and highlight the words or phrases that reveal the bias. Discuss amongst yourselves as to whether you agree or disagree with the original author of the article and/or your classmate's diagnosis."
[identity profile] game-of-you.livejournal.com
Dream throws open the doors of study hall and stations himself at a desk just inside.

Having noticed that the puppies and kittens seemed to be popular, He has conjured some of each from dreams and placed them in a pen next to his desk.

Of course, they are dream-creatures, and some of them may be a little ... off. For example, one cocker spaniel has wings; a kitten looks like a siamese, but is red and green striped.

But none of them are vicious. He's almost certain of that.
[identity profile] drgrissom.livejournal.com
Grissom greets each student as they arrive, and asks for them to pass in their midterm. He hands out Holiday Revelry and Legal Control of Fireworks: A Study of Neutralization in Two Normative Contexts by Timothy Buzzell for students to read and review in class.

Discussion: In the paper above, a study is done surrounding the use of fireworks to support the theory that that holidays create "circumstances" of "periodic anomie" in which adherence to the law may be suspended by otherwise conventional persons. Why do you believe this is so?


Homework: Read this chapter on the Psychatric Aspects of Rick Assessment in preparation for Thursday's discussion.
[identity profile] drgrissom.livejournal.com
Welcome to class everyone. I was very impressed by your midterms, and enjoyed reading them over the weekend. If you would like an update on your progress, feel free to approach me after class.

Lecture and Handouts on Odds of Dying

Looking at the statistics I gave you, are you surprised by any of the numbers? Shocked? Amused? Disgusted? Why or why not?


For class on Wednesday, please read these materials on spontaneous combustion. And if you have any scientific question on the matter, I ask you wait until class on Wednesday to ask me directly, and do not consult other teachers, like, let's say, Ms. Sidle. And if you ask her, don't tell her it is for this class. Uhhh... thanks.

[Right, it's Monday. I knew that. *Head/Face/Fists/Assorted Limbs + Desk*]
[identity profile] replicarter.livejournal.com
Eighth looks pale and interesting and is less animated than usual. As the class files into her classroom, she looks up now and then from the endless equations she’s working out on a large sheet of paper.

Once the class is settled, she looks up at them.

Greetings, class )
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[personal profile] sensethevisions
Phoebe came into the room and started setting up drinks. She didn't know how long tonight's meeting was going to last or what all they were going to cover.

After she was done setting things up, she sat at the table going over her notes.
[identity profile] padmeofnaboo.livejournal.com
In her office, Padme can be found preparing the lessons for the following day. She bites her pen as she looks over the papers, her coffee machine, ever brewing.
[identity profile] isnotimportant.livejournal.com
Today, we're supposed to be discussing issues arising from the situation with Ms Pryde. I realise that this may be difficult for some of you, and I note that none of you have elected to submit an essay in anticipation of this seminar. Accordingly, I'm not going to placing any penalty on students who elect not to participate in the seminar today.

For those of you who feel they can reasonably take part, please feel free to talk about how these recent events have made you feel, and how you've managed to handle those feelings.
[identity profile] godinakilt.livejournal.com
Camulus is reading a copy of the Fandom Hightimes with his feet up on his desk as students enter.

"Feasgar math, class. I hope you all had a good weekend." The phrase sounds rather practiced, but he gets it out. "Today we'll be talking about the four men I asked you to start looking at last class. I listed four of the heroes of the Ulster or Ultonian Cycle of stories, the centrepiece of which is the Tain Bo Cuilagne, or the Cattle Raid of Cooley. The Ulster Cycle is often referred to as a window into the Iron Age, as it preserves most of the culture and attitude of the time.

"Now, about these heroes. The first is Cu Chulainn, who we'll be looking at in much greater detail. IN the entire breadth of Celtic literature, there are two truly great heroes, Cu Chulainn and Fionn mac Cumhall." Camulus actually looks wistfully nostalgic at the moment. "Ah, Fionn . . ." He shakes his head, snapping out of it. "Since he's so important, we'll leave Cu Chulainn to another lesson. Fergus mac Roich is one of the great Ulster heroes, but in the course of the Tain he defects to Connacht because of the actions of Conchobar, king of Ulster. It is from Fergus that the story of the Tain is recovered.

"The story goes that the students of one of the great storytellers of Ireland were trying to tell the story of the Tain Bo Cuailagne, but could only remember bits and pieces of it, so they go in search of the whole story, which is reportedly held by a monk at the far side of the island. On the way, the students happen to spend the night by the grave of Fergus mac Roich and sing a lament to him. A fog rolls in and Fergus mac Roich himself, in all his battle glory, appears and recites the whole of the Tain Bo to the students.

"Fergus was a great friend of Cu Chulainn and one of the greatest warriors in Ireland. Cormac mac Conchobar was not as great a warrior, but important none the less, for obvious reasons. Conall Cernach was yet another of the famed Ulster warriors who defected with Fergus, Cormac, and the rest. The reasons for their defection will be discovered when we begin looking at the Tain Bo Cuilagne next week. Questions?"

[[My wrists are on fire. And I'm a thou behind. *panics*]]

Fencing Club

Monday, November 7th, 2005 07:41 pm
[identity profile] ihatedenmark.livejournal.com
*The gym is set up a little differently this week. In addition to the regular fencing equipment and gear, there' also been a TV/VCR combo set-up in one corner of the room.*


Welcome to this week's Fencing Club. For those of you who are already experienced swordfighters, you may feel free to skip this and proceed straight to your practice. For those of you who are less experience, I have acquired a video that covers the main equipment of fencing, and the basic ways in which to use it. I hope that it will prove educational.

As always, please remember to sign in on the sheet in order to receive credit for this extracurricular activity.
[identity profile] brambless.livejournal.com
Tara sits at her desk, ostensibly grading but scarcely able to focus on anything. The footsteps in the hall were driving her insane, so the door is closed, but a note sticky taped to the door reads "Open for Office Hours. Please knock."
[identity profile] brambless.livejournal.com
"Today's topic is power and responsibility, and I would like to remind you all that your grade comes from your discussion, not your presence. If you don't feel comfortable talking, write something down and hand it in to me. Being a silent warm body in the classroom is no different than not turning up."

[ooc: And I would remind you that I leave posts open for the whole week. If you post 'shows up and takes a seat' I know you're still alive, but you need to actually address the discussion topics to pass the class.]
[identity profile] the-ascended.livejournal.com
Daniel sneezes repeatedly at the front of the classroom; his eyes red and watery.

"Please excuse me today," he says. "My allergies are playing up."

"Today, we're looking at Forensic Anthropology. It is a subset of Physical Anthropology. Forensic anthropologists specialize in the human skeleton. Physical or forensic anthropology concerns human identification when traditional means of identification is not possible. Often, a pathologist who normally focuses on organs and soft tissues may need bones examined by a physical anthropologist to find the answer to a question. Forensic anthropologists examine skeletal remains to provide age, race, sex, and height of the skeleton. Comparisons to anatomical landmarks can be made using X-rays of known individuals. To determine the manner of death, analyzation of fracture patterns enable a forensic anthropologist to reconstruct a trauma. Scenarios requiring the skill of a forensic anthropologist could include a skeleton that had been burned, decomposed, mummified or dismembered.

Traditional means of identification from unknown remains includes:
Visual
Dental/Medical records
Fingerprints
DNA (Nuclear); mtDNA (mitochondrial DNA) in special circumstances because it’s more expensive

Anthropological Analysis includes the following questions:
Is it bone?
Is it human?
What are the Minimum Number of Individuals (MNI), e.g. count the number of skulls?
What is the Post Mortem Interval (PMI) time since death?
What is the biological profile e.g. Sex, age, ancestry, stature?
What is the Individualization can be found e.g. Peculiar, handedness, weight, pathologies, trauma?
What is the nature of deposition (surface, buried, area, burned)?
What Special Techniques can be used: Facial reproductions (forensic art), Video superimposition?

Forensic anthropologists can be called to court as expert witnesses.

Forensic anthropological services are required not only to identify a individuals but especially in cases of mass graves, e.g. plane crashes and variously decomposed or destroyed bodies.

Now, for homework, I'd like you to look for an example of where forensic anthropology was applied, either to identifying an individual or with the mass graves. Hopefully on Wednesday, we'll be continuing to look at physical, or biological anthropology as it is also called."
[identity profile] the-ascended.livejournal.com
Daniel is still sneezing, and continues to blow his nose.

"Sorry, guys... allergies are playing up I'm afraid. Thanks for the homework from last week... I'm glad to know that you've learnt something at least.

We're going right back into society and family life with Entertainment.

There is much evidence for the leisure activities of the ancient Egyptians. Men engaged in physical sports, such as hunting, fishing, archery, wrestling, boxing, and stick fencing. Long-distance races were organized to demonstrate physical prowess, and both men and women enjoyed swimming. Board games were popular, and games boards were constructed of a number of materials: wood, stone, clay, or simple drawings scratched on the ground. Moves on board games were determined by throw sticks, astragali (animal anklebones), or after the late New Kingdom, cubic dice that were usually marked in the same pattern used today. One of the most common games was senet, which was played on a board of thirty squares divided into three rows of ten squares. Like so many other aspects of Egyptian culture, senet had a religious significance, and the game was likened to passing through the underworld.

The "twenty square game," which originated in Sumer and was known through the entire ancient Near East and Cyprus, was played on a rectangular board divided into three rows of four, twelve, and four squares, respectively. Both senet and twenty squares were played by two opponents. Another ancient game was mehen, played by several players on a round board that looked like a coiled snake. The playing pieces, tiny lions and small balls, were moved from the tail of the snake to the goal on its head. Although this game was played in Egypt only during the Old Kingdom, it continued to be played in Cyprus for another 1,000 years.

Tomb paintings indicate that banquets were a popular form of relaxation, at least for the upper class. At such events food, alcoholic beverages, music, and dancing were common forms of entertainment. The organization of the tomb scenes may be misleading, it seems that proprieties of the times kept male and female guests seated in separate areas although men and women performed together.

Dancing seems to have been a spectator sport in which professionals performed for the guests. As a rule, men danced with men and women with women. Singers, whether soloists or entire choruses accompanied by musical instruments, entertained guests in private homes and in the palace.

Ancient Egyptians played a variety of musical instruments. Of the wind instruments, one of the oldest was a flute made of reed or wood, and illustrated on Predynastic pieces of broken pottery (i.e., sherds) as well as on a slate palette from Hierakonpolis. By the Old Kingdom, single and double flutes were played. They could be side-blown (much like a modern flute), or end-blown (like a recorder). The flute always remained popular among Egyptians and it has survived to this day as the Arabic nay and uffafa. Also popular during the Old Kingdom were large floor harps and various percussion instruments ranging from bone or ivory clappers to hand-rattles (sistra) and rectangular or round frame drums. Drums of all sizes were played using fingers and hands; sticks or batons were apparently not used.

During the New Kingdom, many new instruments were added to the instrumental ensemble, including small shoulder-held harps, trumpets, lutes, oboes, and seven-stringed lyres. Trumpets were generally restricted to the military. Egyptian lutes had a long slender neck and an elongated oval resonating chamber made of wood or tortoise shell (the sound emitted from these instruments would have been something approximating a cross between a mandolin and the American banjo). The cylindrical drum, about 1 meter high with a leather skin laced on at each end, was also popular during the New Kingdom; it was used both by the military and civilian population. The long oboe, played with a double reed, was introduced to Egypt from Asia Minor, and during the Graeco-Roman period, a number of instruments of Greek origin were adopted by the Egyptians, including pan-pipes and a water organ with a keyboard.

Although the sound quality of the ancient instruments can in some cases be recreated, no evidence exists that the Egyptians ever developed a system of musical notation; thus the ancient melodies, rhythms, and keys remain unknown. Some scholars believe, however, that vestiges of the ancient music may be found in the music of the peoples now living in Western Desert oases, and these songs are being scrutinized for their possible origins.

In contrast to the banquets of the rich and the organized meetings of the lower classes, a different type of entertainment was provided by inns and beer houses where drinking often led to singing, dancing, and gaming, and men and women were free to interact with each other. Taverns stayed open late into the night, and patrons drank beer in such quantities that intoxication was not uncommon. In one ancient text a teacher at a school of scribes chastens a student for his night activities: "I have heard that you abandoned writing and that you whirl around in pleasures, that you go from street to street and it reeks of beer. Beer makes him cease being a man. It causes your soul to wander . . . Now you stumble and fall upon your belly, being anointed with dirt" (Caminos 1954: 182).

The streets of larger towns no doubt had a number of "beer halls," and the same text as just quoted refers to the "harlots" who could be found there. Proverbs warning young men to avoid fraternization with "a woman who has no house" indicate that some form of prostitution existed in ancient Egyptian society. For instance, the "Instructions of Ankhsheshenqy" admonish, "He who makes love to a woman of the street will have his purse cut open on its side" (Lichtheim 1980: 176). During the Graeco-Roman period, brothels were known to exist near town harbors and could be identified by an erect phallus over the door, and tax records refer to houses that were leased for the purpose of prostitution. Prostitution was not, however, associated with temples or religious cults in Egypt.

Okay, for homework, I want you to do some work ready for next lesson, where we'll be looking at food and drink of the Ancient Egyptians." He sneezes again, and waves them away.

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