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fandomhigh2005-11-07 10:42 am
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Das Schnitzel walks into the cafeteria looking very tired. Her Gucci hangover glasses are on but it doesn't really look like she's hungover, it just looks like she's been annoyed for an extremely long period of time. She plugs in her new Chicken To Human Translator and begins to talk.
"Good morning students. I will be serving your food for you today so I expect it's a lot safer than what we usually serve around here. The Chef had gotten into one of our old cases of Surge last night and he is on a suger rush. I just couldn't take it after the fifth round of "99 Bottles of Surge On The Wall" so I told him that we were playing a game of Hide and Seek and he went off to hide. That was about five hours ago. So if you see him around please send him home."
"I'd also like to add that we will now have a suggestion box (OOC: In the comments) for anyone who would like to suggest a certain entree. The Chef probably won't know a joke from a serious suggestion but trust me I'll know. And I will find out who you are and I will be after your ass. Unless it's a clever joke then I will be after your ass anyways to congratulate you. After a few decades of living with the Chef my sense of humor has wittled down to nothing."
"Oh and we're having breakfast for lunch today because that's the only thing I can make. If you have a problem with that feel free to tell me. I dare you."
Today's Menu Is:
-Scrambled Eggs
-Pancakes
-Sausages
-Bacon
-Hashbrowns
-Rice Krispie Treats
ETA: Attention students, if you come across![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
bridge_carson will you please smack him over the head for leaving a smartass suggestion in the suggestion box. And say it's from Schnitzel. Thank you.
"Good morning students. I will be serving your food for you today so I expect it's a lot safer than what we usually serve around here. The Chef had gotten into one of our old cases of Surge last night and he is on a suger rush. I just couldn't take it after the fifth round of "99 Bottles of Surge On The Wall" so I told him that we were playing a game of Hide and Seek and he went off to hide. That was about five hours ago. So if you see him around please send him home."
"I'd also like to add that we will now have a suggestion box (OOC: In the comments) for anyone who would like to suggest a certain entree. The Chef probably won't know a joke from a serious suggestion but trust me I'll know. And I will find out who you are and I will be after your ass. Unless it's a clever joke then I will be after your ass anyways to congratulate you. After a few decades of living with the Chef my sense of humor has wittled down to nothing."
"Oh and we're having breakfast for lunch today because that's the only thing I can make. If you have a problem with that feel free to tell me. I dare you."
Today's Menu Is:
-Scrambled Eggs
-Pancakes
-Sausages
-Bacon
-Hashbrowns
-Rice Krispie Treats
ETA: Attention students, if you come across
bridge_carson will you please smack him over the head for leaving a smartass suggestion in the suggestion box. And say it's from Schnitzel. Thank you.