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Das Schnitzel walks into the cafeteria looking very tired. Her Gucci hangover glasses are on but it doesn't really look like she's hungover, it just looks like she's been annoyed for an extremely long period of time. She plugs in her new Chicken To Human Translator and begins to talk.


"Good morning students. I will be serving your food for you today so I expect it's a lot safer than what we usually serve around here. The Chef had gotten into one of our old cases of Surge last night and he is on a suger rush. I just couldn't take it after the fifth round of "99 Bottles of Surge On The Wall" so I told him that we were playing a game of Hide and Seek and he went off to hide. That was about five hours ago. So if you see him around please send him home."

"I'd also like to add that we will now have a suggestion box (OOC: In the comments) for anyone who would like to suggest a certain entree. The Chef probably won't know a joke from a serious suggestion but trust me I'll know. And I will find out who you are and I will be after your ass. Unless it's a clever joke then I will be after your ass anyways to congratulate you. After a few decades of living with the Chef my sense of humor has wittled down to nothing."

"Oh and we're having breakfast for lunch today because that's the only thing I can make. If you have a problem with that feel free to tell me. I dare you."

Today's Menu Is:

-Scrambled Eggs
-Pancakes
-Sausages
-Bacon
-Hashbrowns
-Rice Krispie Treats

ETA: Attention students, if you come across bridge_carson will you please smack him over the head for leaving a smartass suggestion in the suggestion box. And say it's from Schnitzel. Thank you.

Comments

SUGGESTION BOX

[http://users.livejournal.com/swedish_chef_/]

Leave a suggestion here.

Re: SUGGESTION BOX

[sensethevisions]

Phoebe doesn't leave a suggestion, but she does leave special goodies for Das Schnitzel.

Re: SUGGESTION BOX

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

Angelus tosses in a request for blood from any animals they can get their hands on. Of course he prefers human, but it never hurts to stock up on a nice otter chaser.

Re: SUGGESTION BOX

[bridge-carson.livejournal.com]

Green Eggs and Hamelt.

Re: SUGGESTION BOX

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

[OOC: Ahahahahahaha WIN.]

Re: SUGGESTION BOX

[bridge-carson.livejournal.com]

*eyes ETA*

IT'S A VALID SUGGESTION. *pouts*

Re: SUGGESTION BOX

[ihatedenmark.livejournal.com]

[OOC: I would eat Green Eggs and Hamelt! I swear I would, oh Sam-I-Am-Elt! ^-^]

[sogothcally.livejournal.com]

[ooc: SURGE! The soda I miss so very much, because it had the best slogan ever. (but only cause I have Rush as a last name, so...)]

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

[OOC: I just miss it 'cause it was that noxious shade of green that grossed people out when I drank it.]

[kikidelivers.livejournal.com]

Kiki comes through the line and requests pancakes and hash browns, and is very certain to thank Das Schnitzel for them.

[suzotchka.livejournal.com]

Ivanova strolls into the cafeteria. "Hey, Che - er, Das Schnitzel." She looks over the menu and wonders at a chicken serving eggs before realising that this is, indeed, Fandom. "I'll have hash browns and sausages, thank you."