US Government - Period 4 - 03/15/06

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"Morning," Hawkeye greeted everyone as they entered. He was wearing clothes, but they were obscured by his maroon bathrobe. He had a cup of coffee in his hand. "Professor Lyman's not back yet, so you're stuck with me. I won't subject you to what I think about the United States government, because chances are a lot has changed since my time. Today's project is an interactive one. Sign in and pick a state. Don't double up. You're now the Senator for that state. You've been elected by the people in your state to represent them on a national level. The issue of the day is that there's been a slump in the economy and we can't keep importing goods to save our collective tushes. The states have something that other states want. Interact with each other and, as representatives for your state, try to get as good a deal as you can out of your negotiations."

US History - Period 7 - 03/15/06

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Hawkeye was taking class today. He leaned against the desk at the front of the classroom dressed in boots and clothes that were hidden underneath his maroon bathrobe. "Morning," he greeted. "On Monday you were told to research a little piece of history and say what you think about it. Today you get to actually say it and tell everyone what you researched, what you found and what you think about the delightful moment in the history of the United States." He took a swig of his coffee. Yeah. Coffee. Just coffee. Yep. "I'll bet there's some real doozies. Who's first?"

Advanced Criminal Justice, Class 18, Period 1, 03.16.06

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[OOC: It will be difficult to play while at work today due to moving to a new office down the hall and therefore not being at the computer. Or even, perhaps, having my computer set up for a portion of the day. Therefore, I have help today! Class Info Post.]

"Hello, class!" Tick said from behind his desk. Lockheed was on his normal shelf. "Today we have a special guest: Constable Benton Fraser, Royal Canadian Mounted Police and Fandom High Security. He will be speaking of his experiences and views on Justice. So please, have some coffee," Tick motioned to the cups on his desk, "and give Constable Fraser your full attention."

History of Medieval England - Thursday 6th Period: Discussion 9: What We Talked About Tuesday

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On the door of Humanities #2 is pinned the following sign:

Your professor is still hung over indisposed. Please sign in and then go away to let me die in peace discuss Tuesday's lecture amongst yourselves. You keep doing it in class while I'm lecturing anyway, you can bloody well do it for credit now. Prof. Pierson will return when the mun returns from her long weekend of family obligations next Tuesday.

[[OOC: OCD threads are coming up!]]

School Announcements, March 16

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Announcements happen just before first period starts today. Electronic blips can be heard in the background, punctuated every so often by the unmistakable sound of Pac-Man eating a bunch of ghosts in a row, or that weird gulpy noise that happens when he gets one of the bonus fruits.

"Good morning, students. As far as we have been able to determine, no one was permanently harmed by yesterday's cleaning-supply incident. The suspect equipment has been summarily dealt with, and there should be no further such incidents today. We may have missed a scrub brush, though; if anyone spots it, please do not attempt to apprehend it." A pause. "This means, of course, that I fully expect some of you to try anyway."

"In today's news, there appears to be a ghost fish haunting the first floor boys' restroom in the dorms. It appears to be entirely harmless. That will be all. Thank you, and beware of semi-sentient anthropomorphic modeling clay."

Chemistry (4th Period)

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"Good morning. In keeping with what Dr. Grissom had the other section do yesterday, today we will be going outside and performing the following experiment."

"Put your safety goggles on and remember to yell out a warning before doing the actual explosion."

(no subject)

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Guud effternuun stoodents! I hupe-a yuoo ell ere-a hefeeng a neece-a drema-free-a dey. I dun't leeke-a drema.

Tudey's Menoo Is:

-Hemboorgers

-French Freees

-Seled

-Mecurunee und Cheese-a

Psych 101 (Thursday, March 16, 5th Period)

[romanywitch]

( Lecture )

Library (3/16)

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

After a very nice ACJ class, Rory made her way to the library and openated it.

The library is open. Read or something, and try not to get maimed in the process.

Political Campaigning (Thursday, March 16, 2006)

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Rory smiled a little nervously at the class.

"Um, hi guys. Angel handwavily asked me to fill in, and unfortunately, I didn't have time to come up with a movie. So we're going to try an actual class today." She smiled at Logan. "And Mr. Echolls, how many days until the election?"

( Lecture, cut because Rory gets wordy )

Tactics of War: An Invitation to Dine

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Complying with Lady Harrington's instructions, Senior Master Steward James MacGuiness saw to it that invitations for Her Grace's inaugurual class were distributed. At some point during the day, students on the Tactics roster wound find an envelope, lined in green, containing the small slip of cardstock.

On the front, they find the following text:

( Invitation, Front Text )

( Invitation, Front )

As always, however, this was not simply dinner, but a lesson in disguise. So, on the back, Lady Harrington had inscribed her own message before dispatching Mac with the otherwise blank invitations:

( Invitation, Back Text )

( Invitation, Back )

Mac was looking forward to seeing Her Grace and finding permanent lodgings. The pinnace was incredibly crowded.

Jung (Thursday, 03/16/2006, 7th Period)

[romanywitch]

( Lecture )

MSND Rehearsal, Thursday, 4-8 p.m. FHT

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The house lights have been dimmed, so that the techies can do their thing.

Rory was curled up in the middle of the front row, her hair piled haphazardly on her head and held in place by a pen as she chewed on her lip and studied her very well-worn script.

There were assorted goodies and drinks on a table to the side, in case the actors were hungry during their last rehearsal.

[Please use the scripts you *should* have been emailed last night. And PLEASE READ THIS. Also, yay cast list!]

Speech Classes

[bigdamnprincipal]

Before second period, Zoe comes in and writes each note on the board:

201 - 2nd period

No speeches today. Sign in, and take the period to work on your speeches for next week.

-----

301 - 3rd period

Yes, you have another video. You don't have to write anything this time, but make sure you sign in and pay attention.

Business Classes

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Business Law - Period 1

"Today we're going to continue our lesson Intellectual Property."

( Lecture )

***

Human Resource Management - Period Six

"On Tuesday we learned about OSHA and for homework you all wrote 100 word essays on some of the changes that OSHA has implemented to keep workers safe.

Today I want you to discuss, as a group, what steps you would take if you felt there was an unsafe working condition in your place of employment."

Sociology Courses | March 16, 2006

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Sex Cultures

Grissom directs the class over to the A/V lab, where March of the Penguins is ready to be shown.

Experience a journey like no other on the planet—one that spans hundreds of miles across a frozen continent. Braving icy winds, freezing temperatures and starvation, this is the incredible true story of a family's quest to bring new life into the world.

There are Kleenex out, in the corner. Just saying. Anyone who acts like this movie isn't the bestest thing ever will be smackinated. Srsly.

[OOC: Sorry for late post. Bad afternoon. No biscuit. Also no OCD threads. Just comment, and bask in the awesomeness of the penguins.]

Newspaper Staff Meeting, 4pm FHT, Journalism Room

[mycanonhatesme]

Chloe has iced coffee, and cookies from J,GOB. She is feeling truly well-armed as she gets ready for the newspaper meeting.

Classics/Foreign Lit, Period 2, 3/16

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Classics: Dream passes out vocabulary sheets, then lectures on Latin grammar.

Foreign Lit: Dream asks students to read "The Second Bakery Attack", by Haruki Murakami.

Creature Languages, 3/16, Period 3

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Dream stands before class in his robes, a raven perched on his shoulder. There is a stack of vocabulary handouts on the table in the front of the room.

"This is Matthew. He will be teaching you today," Dream says, then steps aside.

Matthew takes flight, circling over the heads of the students, before perching back on the lectern and opening his beak. He speaks in English.

"Hey. I'm Matthew, like the boss said. I used to be a man, I smashed up my car, now I'm a raven. It happens."

And if birds could shrug, that's what he would be doing. "Anyhow. It's pretty cool. I'm even used to eating rats now, and our culture's pretty neat, if I do say so myself."

"I hate this lecturing thing. Study your vocabulary sheets and then ask me a question. Raven's better, but if you have to speak in English, go ahead."

With that, Matthew snaps his beak shut and watches the class expectantly.

Arthurian Traditions (03/16)

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Camulus looks like he woke up on the right side of the bed today. "Good day, class," he began. "Your essays are due today, hand them on my desk before we begin. Sign the roster and you may leave. Read The Dream of Rhonabwy for next class, be prepared to discuss how it fits into Arthurian tradition as you've encountered it."

[[Sorry, I'm just . . . yeah. Chan eil mi beo.]]

Introduction to Archaeology, 5th period

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Daniel's blushing slightly at the beginning of the class, looking at a bottle of vodka in his hand. There's a note attached to it.

"Good afternoon.

The most powerful person in ancient Egypt was the pharaoh. The pharaoh was the political and religious leader of the Egyptian people, holding the titles: 'Lord of the Two Lands' and 'High Priest of Every Temple'.

As 'Lord of the Two Lands' the pharaoh was the ruler of Upper and Lower Egypt. He owned all of the land, made laws, collected taxes, and defended Egypt against foreigners.

As 'High Priest of Every Temple', the pharaoh represented the gods on Earth. He performed rituals and built temples to honour the gods.

Many pharaohs went to war when their land was threatened or when they wanted to control foreign lands. If the pharaoh won the battle, the conquered people had to recognise the Egyptian pharaoh as their ruler and offer him the finest and most valuable goods from their land.

I've got a handout with more information here, if you're interested. We're going to be referencing the pharoah's again next week when we look at religion." Daniel's lip might have curled slightly at the mention of Egyptian religion; what could he possibly have against it?

"Now asides from Tutankhamun and Cleopatra, what other pharoahs, if any, are you familiar with, or have heard or read about? Are you familiar with Tutankhamun and Cleopatra?"


[[ooc: Sorry for the lateness of this. *blames socks omg*]]

Music 201 - Period 7 - 03/16/06 - Class #17

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Classroom: Apparently unscathed.
Sea Shanty Assignment: Apparently forgotten about.
Professor Ted: Apparently present.
Junk Food of the Day: A wide array of seafood and deep-fried stuff from Lobster Hut. And Twinkies.

Roster.


"Welcome back, dudes!" Ted greeted. "Hope your Spring Break was most excellent. Today we're gonna learn about music from Wizarding England. How is Wizarding England different from normal England you might ask? The difference is that the people who live in Wizarding England are wizards or witches, so it could be called Witching England too. The people who live in normal England are normal. Well, except that royal dude with the big ears. I wouldn't call him normal."

Ted shrugged. "Anyway, Wizarding music is a lot like our music, except they can make tubas explode. They have bands like the Weird Sisters and singers like Celestina Warbeck. Sounds pretty girly to me. So Wizarding England music is girly. Today's most triumphant discussion question is...why?

Why do you think music from Wizarding England is so girly?"

***

After the discussion, Ted dismissed everyone with a reminder. "Tomorrow's class is on the musical benefits of tight pants. Make sure you wear tight pants to class!"