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fandomhigh2006-03-16 08:54 am
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School Announcements, March 16
Announcements happen just before first period starts today. Electronic blips can be heard in the background, punctuated every so often by the unmistakable sound of Pac-Man eating a bunch of ghosts in a row, or that weird gulpy noise that happens when he gets one of the bonus fruits.
"Good morning, students. As far as we have been able to determine, no one was permanently harmed by yesterday's cleaning-supply incident. The suspect equipment has been summarily dealt with, and there should be no further such incidents today. We may have missed a scrub brush, though; if anyone spots it, please do not attempt to apprehend it." A pause. "This means, of course, that I fully expect some of you to try anyway."
"In today's news, there appears to be a ghost fish haunting the first floor boys' restroom in the dorms. It appears to be entirely harmless. That will be all. Thank you, and beware of semi-sentient anthropomorphic modeling clay."
"Good morning, students. As far as we have been able to determine, no one was permanently harmed by yesterday's cleaning-supply incident. The suspect equipment has been summarily dealt with, and there should be no further such incidents today. We may have missed a scrub brush, though; if anyone spots it, please do not attempt to apprehend it." A pause. "This means, of course, that I fully expect some of you to try anyway."
"In today's news, there appears to be a ghost fish haunting the first floor boys' restroom in the dorms. It appears to be entirely harmless. That will be all. Thank you, and beware of semi-sentient anthropomorphic modeling clay."
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It didn't help really.