Advanced Criminal Justice, Class 13, Period 1, 02.21.06

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[OOC: I didn't get started on this until it was late and I was too tired to do a full Police Squad thing. Therefore, we take a break from that and go with something I threw together at the last minute. And for something thrown together at the last minute, it's kinda heady. I'm special that way. Class Info Post.]

The Tick stood at the podium with a thoughtful look on his face as the class walked in. Lockheed sat on his shelf with a tired look on his face. There was also snoring coming from the wee dragon.

"Hello, class! A couple points to start the week before we begin our discussion today. First, Rory should have all of your essays by now. Hopefully she grades faster than me. *ahem* Second, has anyone seen Jack O'Neill around? He's barely been to class this month. Third, Logan if I could speak to you after class for a moment, that would be keen."

"Okay. We will be taking a short break from the case files of Sgt. Drebin in the name of discussing an important question. This question will be on your final in several weeks, but I thought it would be good to get your opinions on it now and see how it compares to the end of the semester."

( Class 13 )

(no subject)

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Tudey's Menoo Is:

-Epple-a Freetters

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-Seled

Library, 2/21

[chasingangela]

Angela is curled up behind the counter, sipping from a very large bottle of water and flipping through a graphic novel about a being called Fantasy who is one of seven siblings as old as the universe.

The library is open for all your book-type needs.

[OOC: This will probably be slowplay for at least part of the day from me -- look for another aide or mod appropriate assistance if necessary.]

School Announcements, 2/21/06

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Announcements come after the lunch period today.

"Yo, kiddos, this is Dewey, your principal, bringing you the announcements of the day.

First, teachers need to turn in their attendancey forms to the office today. Alright?

Second, I've posted a list outside my office of the castings for the school play. I had to revise them a bit, with the addition of the amazing audition tapes I recieved in my spacious inbox. But they are posted. Look around for Mister Dream, or Cordy or Rory for more information about rehearsals and stuff. That's their job, not mine. I'm now just sitting back and letting the magic flow for itself.

So, that's really it, kiddos. These announcements were brought to you by the Men Without Hats. You can dance if you want to, you can leave your friends behind. Because your friends don't dance, and if they don't dance, well, guess what, they ain't no friends of mine."

Anyone stopping by Dewey's office after the announcements will find him conspicuosly not there, and the following list posted next to the duct-taped golf cart.

( The Cast )

Chemistry (4th Period)

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"Good morning."

The concentration of a solution is the "strength" of a solution. A solution typically refers to the dissolving of some solid substance in a liquid, such as dissolving salt in water. It is also often necessary to figure out how much water to add to a solution to change it to a specific concentration.

The concentration of a solution is typically given in molarity. Molarity is defined as the number of moles of solute (what is actually dissolved in the solution) divided by the liters of solution (the total volume of what is dissolved and what it has been dissolved in).



Molarity is probably the most commonly used term because measuring a volume of liquid is a fairly easy thing to do.

( Read more... )

Classics and Foreign Literature, 02/21/06

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Tuesday, February 21, 2nd Period

Once everyone is assembled, Professor Chaucer hops down from where he's been sitting on the front of Professor Dream's desk and addresses the class.

"Good morning! For those of you whom I haven't had the pleasure of meeting yet, I'm Geoff Chaucer, but you can call me 'Professor' Chaucer because I know you all will anyway. Today we'll be discussing the poet Dante, and in particular his epic poem Commedia."

( Lecture for Classics and Foreign Literature )

Class Roster
Elizabeth Weir
Nadia Santos
Sydney Bristow
Hamlet Dane
Janet Frasier
John Connor
S. T. Anders


[OOC: Mun is on SP. Apologies.]

Professor Chaucer's Office Hours, Tuesday

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Professor Chaucer is in his office anytime after second period, since he's traded lectures with Professor Dream today.


[OOC: Mun is on SP. Apologies.]

Speech Comm

[prof-cregg.livejournal.com]

201--2nd period

POWER
"How do you define power? In what ways do you have power? In what ways do others have power over you? Please, no speeches on the power of nature...or electricity. This is a personal issue. Questions? ask."

*** *** *** *** ***

301--3rd period

POWER

"How does power influence communication? We've talked about trust and intimacy, but it all comes down to power. The idea that the personal is political..."and she lectures on power dynamic in relationships which the mun could have sworn she had bookmarked for the entire period. Take notes and do not fall asleep or play with your weasel.

Office hour

[prof-cregg.livejournal.com]

After the long DC trip and the early morning teaching, she's laid out on the couch listening to Enya on her iPod. Don't expect her to get up...she's tired out.

Political Campaigning (Tuesday, February 21, 4th period)

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Josh smiled as the campaigning class came in. "Hope you all enjoyed your three-day weekend," he said. "Alanna, how many days until the election?" He waited for her answer before continuing. "Today we talk about polling."

( Lying with Numbers, hooray! )

He looked around. "Questions?"

History of Medieval England - Tuesday 6th Period: Lecture 6: The Magna Carta

[prof-methos.livejournal.com]

Now we reach a portion of the class that actually lives up to the hype. So on, Henry II dies, so forth, Richard the Lionhearted and Stupidheaded goes on Crusade, and leaves his kid brother John at home minding the country.

Despite what every Robin Hood legend has told you, John was not evil. ( Or, at least, not any more evil than any monarch with power in the Middle Ages. )

And don't forget to sign up for your role in the mock trial If you haven't already. I'm looking at you, Adama and Evans.

[[OOC: OCD threads are coming up!!]]

Advanced Journalism (Tuesday, February 21 - 2nd period)

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Rita sat behind her desk.

No, not so much with the happy-looking.

"Good morning, Ms. Sullivan, Ms. Gilmore. Your assignment is a simple one. In class today, please write fifty words on why impersonation is wrong, or which circumstances might find it acceptable. Because we're doing this today, you have until tomorrow to turn in your assignment on campus couples. Questions?"

Creative Writing: Poetry (Tuesday, eighth period)

[game-of-you.livejournal.com]

Professor Chaucer is not in class today.

“Hello. I trust Mr. Chaucer has informed you that I would be filling in today. If not; I am, and you may call me as you wish, but most students refer to me as Professor Dream.

Today, we are going to discuss the poetic works of Mr. Edgar Allan Poe. Poe was many things, in his too-brief life. He was a reporter; a literary critic; an essayist; an architect of modern detective, gothic and crime fiction; a drunkard; and one of the finest, darkest poets this world has ever known.

( More lecturey goodness )

“A question for discussion: Poe’s own life was marked with madness and death. Did these create his poems, or did the poems create the man?”

Homework: Mr. Chaucer has asked that you read these poems for the next class: Emily Dickinson: http://www.online-literature.com/dickinson/
"A Book"
"Because I Could Not Stop for Death"
"There's a Certain Slant of Light"
"Hope is the Thing with Feathers"
"She Sweeps with Many-Colored Brooms"

Emma Lazarus: ftp://ibiblio.org/pub/docs/books/gutenberg/etext02/1mlaz10.txt
"Epoch" poems -- "Youth", "Regret", "Surprise", "Loneliness", "Hope"

Sociology Courses | February 21, 2006

[drgrissom.livejournal.com]

Sex Cultures

Grissom comes in to the class room after the bell rings, and stands behind his desk. He would come off as rather authoritative, if he didn't have some pink frosting in his beard. Dork.

Lecture on Issues Regarding Sex Education

"Discussion for today - what would you, not your friends, not your parents, not people from your hometown, you, like to see in a Sex Ed program? Or do you believe high schools should offer them at all?"

Homework: "I want you to read over this handout. You'll be needing it for Thursday. cackle"

History of Western Civilisation - Tuesday 7th Period: Lecture 6: The Roman Empire

[prof-methos.livejournal.com]

Now have some patience: the lecture today is a bit on the long side, but it also has ( some of the best trashy stories you'll find outside of a soap opera. )

Next class: The Byzantine Empire, also known as The Half Of Rome That Didn't Fall For Another Thousand Years, But Was In Asia and Thus Is Usually Ignored.


((OOC: Today's monster lecture is once again cribbed from Wikipedia by aka_vala. Hopefully it was at least somewhat entertaining. From now on the Roomie-muns swap out areas of expertise and prof_methos will actually be doing his own lectures. His are usually much shorter. Be grateful. ;) --Vala-mun))

[[OOC: OCD threads are coming up!!]]

Deep Thoughts Club [Tuesday after classes]

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Anakin walked into Professor Logan's classroom with a surly look on his face.

He reached for his quote book and scrawled the first one he found onto the board.

Did you ever stop to think, and forget to start again? ~Winnie the Pooh

He stared at what he had written.

Huh.

He shrugged, reached for a Twinkie, and waited for the rest of the emo brooders deep thinkers to show up.

The Doctor's Office Hours: Tuesday

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What it says on the tin, really.


((Yes, I'm aware I haven't been about lately. Yes, I realise this requires an explanation. No, you're not getting one right now because I just got out of a four hour class.))

Arthurian Traditions || Period Four || Tuesday, February 21

[sensethevisions]

Phoebe waited for a full fifteen minutes after the bell rang before she really found herself getting worried. Camulus never was late to class.

She sighed and then looked at the class.

"Professor Camulus has been detained, so that means you're stuck with me as your teacher again. Unfortunately, I left the Amazon leather gear back at my place." Phoebe went behind the desk and opened the middle drawer, looking for the lesson plans Camulus always painstakingly wrote out. Of course, she rarely managed to stick to a plan yet.

"Okay, it looks like you guys are going to spend the next two days learning about the knights of the round table... the ones that did not go with Monty Python on his search for the Holy Grail."

She frowned when she looked at the list, and then began writing the names on the board:

Gawain/Gwalchmei
Owein
Kay/Kei
Bedivere/Bedwyr
Launcelot
Tristan
Perceval/Peredur
Galahad

"Contrary to what you may have heard in class last week, Launcelot never had any problems reaching orgasm. His problem was that he reached it too many times with the King's wife, Guenevere." Phoebe sat on the edge of the desk. "Launcelot and Guenevere were this remarkable love story and they and King Arthur made this really intricate threesome. But then, jealous knights with sticks up their butts took issue with the threesome's happiness and the wimp of a king put Guenevere on trial for adultery and treason. Apparently sleeping with the king's boyfriend was considered to be treason." She shrugged. "Weird Shenanigans in King Arthur's court."

She looked at the class. "Your assignment today is to write 100 words on one of the knights on the board. Except, you can't do Launcelot. I did him already."

Business Classes

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Business Law - First Period

"Okay, gang," Lorelai says, in an incredibly happy mood. "Today and Thursday we're going to learn about Torts and next Tuesday is your mid term exam. I'll have office hours on Thursday if you need to go over anything or have any concerns, okay?"

( Lecture of Torts )

"Next class we'll learn about the categories of torts and this will be included on your midterm."

***

Human Resource Management - Sixth Period

"We're going to learn about training & development this week and next Tuesday is your midterm, guys. I'll have office hours Thursday if anyone has any questions or problems."

( Lecture on Training & Development )

"This information will be on the midterm, so let me know if there are any questions."

General Physical Conditioning

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First half hour is floor hockey.

(OOC request: Could the TA please take the class Thursday? I hope to be better, but I'm sick enough that my prof shooed me out of lecture, which is why this post is earlier than usual. I am so not inspired.)

Introduction to Archaeology,

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There's several piles of journals at the front of the classroom.

"A different sort of public archaeology involves journals," Daniel explains to his class. "Some are obviously more academic than others.

Today, I'd like for you to look through the journals I've brought along and find an article you like. Then, explain to the class what it's about and why you chose that.

If you don't like any of the options here, then you can head to the library and see what they've got there."

I'm here for any questions.


[[ooc: Sorry for the lateness/poorness of the class today. I was in bed all morning with a bad head, and I've been headachey all day]]