School Announcements, 2/21/06

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Announcements come after the lunch period today.

"Yo, kiddos, this is Dewey, your principal, bringing you the announcements of the day.

First, teachers need to turn in their attendancey forms to the office today. Alright?

Second, I've posted a list outside my office of the castings for the school play. I had to revise them a bit, with the addition of the amazing audition tapes I recieved in my spacious inbox. But they are posted. Look around for Mister Dream, or Cordy or Rory for more information about rehearsals and stuff. That's their job, not mine. I'm now just sitting back and letting the magic flow for itself.

So, that's really it, kiddos. These announcements were brought to you by the Men Without Hats. You can dance if you want to, you can leave your friends behind. Because your friends don't dance, and if they don't dance, well, guess what, they ain't no friends of mine."

Anyone stopping by Dewey's office after the announcements will find him conspicuosly not there, and the following list posted next to the duct-taped golf cart.

THE CAST

Theseus - Hamlet
- Understudy - Shep
Egeus - Alanna
- Understudy - Krycek
Lysander - Blair
- Understudy - Ed Elric
Demetrius - Logan
- Understudy - Kawalsky
Philostrate - MacBeth
- Understudy - Sakura
Quince - Pip
- Understudy - Han Solo
Snug - Krycek
- Understudy - Allie
Bottom - Xander
- Understudy - Anakin
Flute - Jack Harkness
- Understudy - Molly
Snout - Anakin
- Understudy - Lana
Starveling - Shep
- Understudy - None
Hippolyta - Pippi
- Understudy - Quinn
Hermia - Nadia
- Understudy - Vala
Helena - Callisto
- Understudy - Rose
Oberon - Lee
- Understudy - Jack Harkness
Titania - Parker
- Understudy - Pippi
Puck - Zero
- Understudy - Pip
Peaseblossom, - Molly
- Understudy - Cally
Cobweb, - Lana
- Understudy - Vala
Moth - Allie
- Understudy - Sakura
Mustardseed - Quinn
- Understudy - Kawalsky

Tooth Fairy - Rose
Steve Austin, the Six Million Dollar Man - Ed Elric
Jaime Sommers, the Bionic Woman - Sakura
Lobster - Cally
Drunken Pirate - Kawalsky
Kickass Ninja - Vala
Chuck Norris - Han Solo