Criminal Justice Class 7

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[OOC: Tick was involved in the Annoying Blond Child story last night. He spent most of the night in the clinic to help people feel safe. As such, he's tired. The mun himself had nothing for class, then got caught up in plot, so I didn't write the lesson until about 1:30 AM, which is way too late. That explains the crack down below.Class Info Link.]

*Tick is standing at the podium as usual. Something seems off, though. He looks still. Too still. You might think he's asleep. And then he snores. He's definitely asleep. The snore seemed to wake him up. though.*

Wha? Huh? Ah. Hello, class! Today, we'll be discussing another hypothetical situation where you decide what you would do if you were the police officer on the scene.

( Class 7. )

One final announcement today; we will be having a test next Thursday, October 13th. If you're truly dedicated to Justice, you should have no problem with it!

Message to dean_bristow, <lj site="livejournal.com" user="princip

[prof-cregg.livejournal.com]

Esteemed Administration:
This is to inform you I will not be able to teach today, nor will I teach tomorrow. I need to recuperate after being attacked on school property yesterday. Please feel free to contact me, or the fandom_clinic staff. I have made arrangements for the Doctor to take over my classes until I can return. Thank you.
Sincerely,
CJ Cregg

Message to dean_bristow, <user site="livejournal.com" user="pri

[prof-cregg.livejournal.com]

Esteemed Administration:
This is to inform you I will not be able to teach today, nor will I teach tomorrow. I need to recuperate after being attacked on school property yesterday. Please feel free to contact me, or the fandom_clinic staff. I have made arrangements for the Doctor to take over my classes until I can return. Thank you.
Sincerely,
CJ Cregg

Biology

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*When the students walk in, they are greeted by a smiling teacher. This is never a good sign.*

Good morning. Coffee and doughnuts are near the back if they are needed. Today, we will begin talking about decomposition rates with regards to fulvic acids.

Decomposition of preparations of various fractions of fulvic acids in pure cultures of bacteria and in the soil was investigated. In the soils enriched with fulvic acids the amount of bacteria increased, oxygen consumption and formation of carbon dioxide followed a typical sigmoid curve. The above measurements indicated that mineralization occurred after a very short or negligible lag phase.

During the decomposition of fulvic acids the ability of microorganisms to oxidize aromatic compounds, e.g. vanillic and p-hydroxybenzoic acid, increased. The presence of aromatic structures in the used preparations of fulvic acids was demonstrated on the basis of their IR spectra and according to the results of chromatographic analyses of their hydrolysates. The results indicated a relationship between metabolism of fulvic acids and aromatic compounds. In samples of the soil preincubated with glucose with fulvic acids decomposed more rapidly than in untreated samples.

By the way, we will be taking our fieldtrip to the body farm sometime next week. Wear clothing you don't mind throwing out because you will never get the stench out of it.

Ash's Art Appreciation: Studio Work #1

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::The classroom is set up with the desks in a circle, pads of paper and multiple boxes of crayons on the desk in front of Ash. Ash himself is currently sitting with his feet propped up, reading "The Zombie Survival Guide", occasionally laughing out loud::

::There are instructions on the board in big chalk letters::

"DRAW ME A BUNNY. THAT IS ALL FOR TODAY."

Language classes, Tuesday, Oct. 4

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Dream is in a good mood today, though you probably wouldn't be able to tell just by looking at him. But his classroom is unusually sunny, and has provided danishes and orange juice for students in Languages of Europe, and sashimi-grade tuna for students taking Cat.

If you have odd dreams after eating them, they're likely to be pleasant ones. Really.

Hello.

Today, students in Languages of Europe should pair up and converse in the language of your choice, other than your own first language. Discuss whatever topic you wish.

lisacuddy, you are the only student left in the History of English class. I am transferring you to Languages of Europe, though you should feel free to write any papers on your original topic of choice, and you may speak in English in class today.

Students in Cat will be shifted into cat form for the period and interact with another student in the class while in that form. I will, of course, intercede should you be at risk of injury.

All students should submit a paper on their interactions for class on Thursday.

As you can see, there are refreshments on the front table. Help yourselves.

[OOC: Classes in comment threads. I would like a paragraph for your homework on Thursday. Also -- this is a new player from the last time you met, so please let Dream know if he's made any plans with any of you.]

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The cafeteria is clear of it's jungle motif. Instead there are cactus plants everywhere and the heat has been turned up. You'd swear you were in Mexico. The Chef comes in wearing a sombrero and leather chaps. He looks like a cross between Dorito Bandito and the Twinkee Cowboy.

I hefe-a ruoonded up 11 ooff zee 12 munkeys. Iff yuoo see-a heem ebuoot I'd eppreceeete-a yuoor help in cetcheeng heem. He-a unsvers tu zee neme-a Pitt. Des Schneetzel veell be-a oon zee luukuoot fur heem in zee hells.

Tudey ve-a ere-a hefeeng Mexeecun fuud dey! I du nut knoo mooch Spuneesh veet zee ixcepshun ooff zee phrese-a "Hay un gato in mi pantelones". Su iff yuoo teech me-a a noo Spuneesh phrese-a yuoo get a churro!

Tudey fur loonch ve-a hefe-a:

-Tecus!

-Incheeledes

-Tecu Seled

-Cheeps und Selsa

-Qooesedeella
*Ell cheeckee flefured*

Home Ec 101: October 4th Class Meeting

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Welcome to class everyone! I made a chocolate raspberry torte, please have a slice. If you don't like chocolate, I may have trail mix in my bag if you are are hungry. Just don't feed the torte to our class kittens! Yes, they will be in class this week as well, because if they claw up one more thing in my apartment they'll end up in shopping bag filled with rocks at the bottom of the Fandom River.

Today, we will begin out Knitting Section.

Lecture, Handouts, and General Knitting Goodness

Please practice with your classmates, I brought enough yarn for everyone, and keep it away from these goddamn, good for nothing, piece of shit adorable little scamps we have for class pets. You should be ready to start your first beginner's piece. Please bring whatever you have completed as your homework for next class. I can provide all the yarn, patterns, and equipment you will need.

Speech Comm: Tuesday

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[The Doctor enters CJ's classroom on Tuesday morning. He looks like hell. This is probably because he's stayed up all night to make sure that CJ kept breathing.

Unnecessary? Probably. But he never does anything in halves.

As he speaks, he barely stifles a yawn, and he's obviously running on quite a bit of caffeine. He also has a tendency to be slightly nervous and blush whenever he mentions CJ.]

Hello there. I'm the Doctor. Professor Cregg, as you may have heard on the radio, was injured last night. She is going to be fine, but won't be in until Thursday.

In the meantime, she asked me to come in and inform you of this. I would assume she intends you to keep doing the work she's assigned--particularly the readings. Frankly, I'm sure nothing would please her more than for you to be prepared for Thursday that is, as much as you can be around her.

Feel free to email her if you have any questions I can't answer, I'm sure she'll be well enough to read them tomorrow.


((The mun has a migraine, and frankly, the Doctor's not in a better state of mind right now, so answers to any questions will be rather abrupt. As in, don't ask anything stupid.))

History of the Ancient World - # 8

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History of the Ancient World
Tuesday 12:30-3:30 pm

Seimei was stock-still sitting at his table when class started, still feeling a bit under the weather. The blue butterfly flitted around the classroom to draw attention to the scroll stretched across the front of the blackboard.

What is the earliest known record of written mathematics in the ancient world and what were possible reasons behind it developing?

East Asian History - #12

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East Asian History
Tuesday 6:00-8:00 pm

Thoughtful and quiet, more than usual, the scroll outlining the discussion question already unrolled for the students, Seimei sat still as a statue in the corner of the room while the students filed in and got to work.

The Hundred Schools of Thought was an era of great cultural and intellectual expansion in China that lasted from 770 BCE to 222 BCE. Name a philosopher that rose to prominence in this era and outline his school of thought.

“There was no class Monday and will not be counted against you for non-attendance to a non-class.”




((ooc note: Any objections to posting this earlier in the day so that I don’t keep posting it late or…*cough* not at all?))

Sociology Open Labs

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Grissom walks into the Sociology lab with a scowl. He spills his coffee on his pants trying to carry everything into the room, eventually throwing everything down on the desk except for a strange inflatable device he has under his arm. Apparently, he couldn't locate an inflatable donut to sit on after he got a boot in the ass yesterday, but his bottom is too bruised and battered to sit comfortably. Luckily, he had a blow-up sex doll in his closet, which was there purely for research, so he jams it into the seat and sinks into the chair.


On the front lab desk he sets up a bottle of Luminol and a note.

This is Luminol. Spray it, shut off the lights, if there is blood present it glows. Try not to huff it. The end.


[OOC: "New" students, Soc Lab is not required, but you can come ask questions, just stop by to harass or speak with Grissom, "do homework" and talk to fellow students, make-up missed classes, and/or take away the forensic equipment seminars and their materials for your own nefarious uses. They are also open to the entire campus.]

Study Hall -- Tuesday, October 4th

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Welcome to the study hall for Tuesday. If anybody's looking for me, the gremlins are on an upswing today, so I'll be prowling around with a cricket bat and a CD player with Music To Bash Things With.

A few announcements:

-- Please go here to participate in the roll call of student clubs so that we can make sure that all student clubs are accounted for.

-- The student body is reminded that any student going to Homecoming will need to purchase tickets. Homecoming elections will be held this Friday, and Homecoming is this upcoming weekend. Also, in student council news, the Student Council Election Debates will be held Wednesday night, with the election itself taking place on Monday.

-- In other news, five teaching positions will be listed later on today for your perusal. We are in need of new teachers, so please check that out when the post is made.

-- For some fucking reason, Locker 327 has been in reverse all morning long and has been randomly spewing strange things into the halls. Someone should be repairing it later in the week, but until then, be aware of the dangers and be on guard accordingly.

-- In related news, there's a mime loose on campus. And no, you're not allowed to kill it. You are, however, allowed to mock and point.

Journalism Class - Tuesday October 4

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Spider is sitting at his desk, talking to what is apparently thin air. The two-faced cat is sitting at the corner of the desk, batting at something invisible. After a few minutes, a reddish-purple cloud forms directly where the cat had been playing and begins speaking in a soft voice, apparently making some sort of report. After saying its piece, it dissipates.

"Good morning class." Spider glances up at his students. "Apparently someone's been playing games with my newsfeeds and the security monitors. That was Jeremy, our service tech for my systems. As you may have noticed, he's a nano-cloud and will only be seen when he wants to. He has repaired the interruption in the feeds and will be carefully monitoring the system from this point onward."

Spider's eyes narrowed as he looked over the top of his glasses at the class. "There will be no more nonsense with my video feeds. Offenders will be sent to do clean-up duty in the basement, do I make myself clear?"

Turning away, he gestured at the feeds, which obediently shifted to show various scenes. "Yesterday we discussed Beauty - or you did. Today we're going to talk about heroism. What makes a hero, what do you believe a hero to be... and yes, we'll discuss a different word or concept each day this week with a final discussion on Friday."

(no subject)

[swerval_zero]

Zero is excused from library duties this week due to punishment detail, but due to Janet's weird behavior and the fact that Professor Methos generally can't be found anywhere before ten AM, she stops by the library to open up, bearing coffee for the librarian.

Intro to Political Science

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Next class we are going to have our first exam, so we will now be going over those review questions as a group. I will allow you to bring one page of notes to class for the test. The next exam, I may not be so generous.

(no subject)

[gandalfglamdrin.livejournal.com]

Tonights class will be cancelled
I am sorry for he inconveniance.
The food is however, available, for those who are hungry.
Please, help yourself.

Please write me a two page paper on confusinism by next class. thank you.

Yearbook Meeting

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( There is a large, handwritten sign on a table in the cafeteria, along with a bunch of coffee cups )

Rory sits on a table, watching people come in. She has a cup of coffee, though it's significantly larger than the ones on the table, and keeps absently touching the bandage on her forehead.

Intro to Business

[msgilmoredanes.livejournal.com]

First - my apologies for not being here for classes last week. After the weekend of zombie fighting, my husband & I decided to take an imprompteau belated honeymoon.


Second - Here is the current roster for this class (based on comments from the last lecture post). If your name does not appear, let me know. Classes are still open if anyone would like to register.

( Current Roster )

Third - Continuing from last week's lecture on Business Plans

( Lecture Notes )

Make sure you sign the attendance sheet.

Junior Achievers 2nd Meeting

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Outside of Dr. Carter's classroom is a neatly handwritten sign which says:

Junior Achievers Meeting

All are welcome

Tonight's topics include:

1. Welcoming new members


2. JA's role in the upcoming Student Council Elections


3. Discussion: Has the yearbook staff overshadowed our hopes for the bake sale?


4. Any new business


5. Any words of wisdom from Dr. Carter

Free food provided.

The door to the classroom is wide open. The teacher's desk is vacant, awaiting Dr. Carter. On the desk is an open box of brownies from Deb's Diner.

Angelus sits on top of one of the student desks with his feet resting on the chair of the desk in front of him. He leafs through a notebook, occasionally jotting things down as they occur to him. He is dressed in the same black on black ensemble that he had on earlier in the day, but the pin he wore in Study Hall is missing.

Angelus occasionally hums a cheery tune to himself, and occasionally shakes his head as though disbelieving his own inner thoughts.

( OOC for the newbies )

Homecoming Pictures

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A flyer appears around the school.

( Flyer Under Cut )

[ooc note: this was done with the knowledge and blessing of iwasawesome who is the chair of the homecoming committee]

Cheerful again.

[mrdmacleod.livejournal.com]

Duncan is cheerily leading kickboxing aerobics again today.

If he were any more cheerful, someone would have to kill him.