Home Ec 101: October 4th Class Meeting

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Welcome to class everyone! I made a chocolate raspberry torte, please have a slice. If you don't like chocolate, I may have trail mix in my bag if you are are hungry. Just don't feed the torte to our class kittens! Yes, they will be in class this week as well, because if they claw up one more thing in my apartment they'll end up in shopping bag filled with rocks at the bottom of the Fandom River.

Today, we will begin out Knitting Section.

Lecture, Handouts, and General Knitting Goodness

Please practice with your classmates, I brought enough yarn for everyone, and keep it away from these goddamn, good for nothing, piece of shit adorable little scamps we have for class pets. You should be ready to start your first beginner's piece. Please bring whatever you have completed as your homework for next class. I can provide all the yarn, patterns, and equipment you will need.